More post-jail sightings megathread

[AnOminous]

I thought he was egged on by Bella to do that to his mom

No, she tried to give that impression but he did that on his own. She only knew about it after the fact, although before the rest of the world knew it, and hoarded cocks for a couple weeks before Fiona blew the whistle.

And to be clear, she did try to keep the whole thing going, but Chris was going to do what he was going to do. Even the Idea Guys had more actual influence over Chris than she did.

She likes to think of herself as some Machiavellian master manipulator but she was just a gawker like the rest of us. She did want to try to blackmail him with a sex tape of him with Suitress at Everfree Northwest in an attempt to get him to kill himself (as if having sex with an actually attractive young woman would somehow humiliate him), but that was both an idiotic plan and more or less crashed and burned once Chris got caught.

 

[GreaterHacaryguaspear]

Sometimes I think: What happen with weens? They look like psychos and Sociopaths thinking troll or stalk Chris, can return to old days. Chris looks like a zombie, The Affair with his mother was the last and most repulsive important thing in the Christory, now I think he can't surpass anything now.

He now is just a 43 years old man destroyed physically and mentally.

 

[Mayhem]

If they want him to work they'll give him some kind of sheltered workshop situation that wouldn't disqualify him from SSDI.

Yes, there are special jobs for tards. My local supermarket chain hires a lot of them, and there's a special workforce center in my city that provides very simple "jobs" for the ones that are literally too tarded to work at a supermarket, like assembling things. Legally, they can be paid well below minimum wage, and the point of the job is more to give them something to do and maybe a few basic life skills rather than preparing them for a career.

However, Chris does have a college degree and could handle a simple retail job, like working at Walmart, if he's balanced on his meds and under supervision. His parents just enabled his bullshit rather than forcing him to get a job.

 

[AnOminous]

However, Chris does have a college degree and could handle a simple retail job, like working at Walmart, if he's balanced on his meds and under supervision.

And if he did he'd lose his SSDI and then get fired when he freaked people out with his autism. Exactly why should he? So he can be true and honest homeless with no income?

 

[innocent jogger]

Spotted today at the Premium Outlets in Williamsburg

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/143osoa/photo_of_chris_from_today_after_the_dog/

ROTFL at that outfit disguise. I said it already in this thread, but I REALLY want to see the Gary Jesus Chan Sonichu Glitter Saga.

Edit: For those who don't know about the rapist master of disguise, here's a start:

https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Gary_Glitter#Glamformers:_Pedo_In_Disguise

2nd Edit: Because I couldn't resist-

 

[knux]

Remember, Gateway homes make residents get jobs or get the fuck out.

Why do you think Chris has been turned loose on the streets so much lately? He's supposed to be looking for a job, not playing card games.

Here's information about the Gateway home he's likely in:
View attachment 5153008
"Vocational rehabilitation" AKA "Get a job"

Perhaps this is why the medallion is now being hidden while Chris is out? Chris has always been proud of being the creator of Sonichu, so hiding the medallion would be someone else's idea.
Rather than an attempt to hide from weens etc. Perhaps the tard wranglers have suggested Chris cover up the medallion to appear more normal when applying for jobs?

 

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

Perhaps this is why the medallion is now being hidden while Chris is out? Chris has always been proud of being the creator of Sonichu, so hiding the medallion would be someone else's idea.
Rather than an attempt to hide from weens etc. Perhaps the tard wranglers have suggested Chris cover up the medallion to appear more normal when applying for jobs?

It would be one of the smartest things they could do short of euthanizing him. By now they have to be at least passingly aware of what makes him infamous and I'd bet my next paycheck someone there has read a KF thread or the CCWiki and realized the medallion is a dead giveaway. Or maybe figured it out on their own.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

do you guys think its possible Chris is slowly losing his love for Sonichu? this might seem crazy considering it turned into his literal religion, but everyone eventually gets tired of the original character they created in highschool, Chris might be special but i could still see the realization that this is all a bit cringe eventually sneaking in, humping on the back of his brain like a slow growing tumor that he isnt fully willing to accept, perhaps in a sudden bout of rationality or a pill cocktail fueled realization

 

[AnOminous]

By now they have to be at least passingly aware of what makes him infamous and I'd bet my next paycheck someone there has read a KF thread or the CCWiki and realized the medallion is a dead giveaway. Or maybe figured it out on their own.

Now it's the uniquely colored Adidas sneakers.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

Perhaps the tard wranglers have suggested Chris cover up the medallion to appear more normal when applying for jobs?

Apply for jobs? He might apply but ...

OK so maybe Chris Chan isn't so notorious in the real world as he is in sleazy corners of the 'net, but is there any employer in his immediate vicinity who doesn't know who he is? The arrest did get a lot of local coverage.

do you guys think its possible Chris is slowly losing his love for Sonichu? ...

So maybe the failure of the dimensional merge disillusioned him, like Jehovah's Witless disillusioned by Jesus not showing up at the appropriate time?

Or -- getting Freudian again -- it was all a projection of his Oedipal desires?
Which desires have now been satisfied?

Naah. I think the likeliest explanation he was prevailed upon not to wear it. Or maybe he has it on under his shirt the way some Christians wear a cross? Or in his pocket? Part of someone with authority over him guiding him to look less crazy.

Now it's the uniquely colored Adidas sneakers.

That's just normal current year fashionable trying lamely to look black.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

if he's allowed unsupervised access to wheelchair girl, he is going to rape her. That is the kind of savage he is.

If he heals that wheel chair girl, he's fucked.

Pointless Sperg rehashed time and time again that he's only being charged with incest because that can be proven, whereas Barb can be both too mush brained to count as a reliable witness, yet still have too much brain left to be incapable of consent so long as she could physically say "no" whether or not Chris pinned her down anyway, or Heilberg can say she's too dementia ridden to be a reliable witness now, but we don't know she wasn't still there enough to consent 2 years ago! So rape isn't as easy to prosecute.

But if orderlies hear someone screaming "NO! STOP! HELP!" and run in to find her chair turned over, one wheel spinning, and Chris with his pants down, balls deep in her bent over the table, struggling and crying, yeah, that's several witnesses who can absolutely testify "Chris raped her." Possibly security cam footage, too. If Chris did that, it would just be actual rape charges, no J&DR bullshit, no more kid gloves, just straight up big boy prison time.

What do you mean? He's been more financially successful than most other aspiring professional comic book artists.

I mused a while ago that maybe the group home could count Sonichu as his plan for gainful employment and independent living, and we could experience a Renaissanchu of new comics like in the old days, but realistically, they'll just get him an idiot job digging ditches or picking berries with illegals for pay by the pound.

And if he did he'd lose his SSDI and then get fired when he freaked people out with his autism. Exactly why should he? So he can be true and honest homeless with no income?

The program is meds+therapy=Get a job=move out. Either Chris follows the rules of the program, or he gets kicked out early with nowhere else to go. Also, it probably doesn't matter to the group home if it isn't sustainable, they can close his file and add him to their statistics of how many people they've made contributing members of society, whether or not he's begging on a street corner a month later.

Chris is only there on a loophole, anyways. Gateway houses don't take people who have committed sexual crimes (registry isn't specified) and Chris is legally innocent until proven guilty, so he got in while the case is ongoing, but when he gets off with time served, he'll be convicted and no longer eligible for the house, which incentivizes them to get him living independently pronto. "Chris, get a job because after August 8 you're out the door whether or not you have an apartment to go to, so pick enough berries with illegals to buy a trailer and pay the $500 a month space rent, or you're sleeping on the streets."

Cash jobs like that for illegals are good for dodging taxes, but also for evading Social Security income limits, though I'm not sure the group home would brazenly encourage Chris to do something illegal, just to get him out.

I suppose if the tugboat's been accumulating (doesn't seem to have been) or if he gets a lump sum for back payments, he'd easily have the couple thousand to buy a crappy used trailer and the monthly tugboat could cover the space rent, but that's if Barb didn't steal it all, if he or someone he authorizes can jump through the hoops to get that money out of Social Security, and if he hasn't/doesn't blow it all on legos and transformers first.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

I mused a while ago that maybe the group home could count Sonichu as his plan for gainful employment and independent living, and we could experience a Renaissanchu of new comics like in the old days, but realistically, they'll just get him an idiot job digging ditches or picking berries with illegals for pay by the pound.

This is unlikely. The most likely place you will find Chrischan is bagging groceries at smaller chain grocer. I would start looking there.

 

[Susanna]

but that's if Barb didn't steal it all, if he or someone he authorizes can jump through the hoops to get that money out of Social Security, and if he hasn't/doesn't blow it all on legos and transformers first.

Chris does have the ability to pay his bills. A lot of the "we're going to be evicted if nobody buys my old socks for 400$!!" bullshit is just him knowing from experience that some ween is going to give him the money. The actual financial and bank issues have all been due to Barb, Chris has shown himself to be no worse than the average idiot at making sure to pay his bills before he throws the rest of his income away on frivolities.
He's actually above average here, LEGO doesn't deprecate in value anywhere near as quickly as beer or weed does. If it comes down to it he can build a LEGO sonichu and make enough money back to pay his bills. As pathetic as he is, he is neither an alcoholic nor a drug addict, and that does make him a lot more successful than the average incestuous ex-con autist/schizo.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

I mused a while ago that maybe the group home could count Sonichu as his plan for gainful employment and independent living, and we could experience a Renaissanchu of new comics like in the old days, but realistically, they'll just get him an idiot job digging ditches or picking berries with illegals for pay by the pound.

This is unlikely. The most likely place you will find Chrischan is bagging groceries at smaller chain grocer. I would start looking there.

 

[AnOminous]

The program is meds+therapy=Get a job=move out. Either Chris follows the rules of the program, or he gets kicked out early with nowhere else to go.

Well, tell us when that happens. I think he gets thrown out but not because he didn't get himself kicked off SSDI. He's legally not capable of working and if they're taking his SSDI they know that.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

As pathetic as he is, he is neither an alcoholic nor a drug addict

The CWCki page on Chris and alcohol says it's steadily become a bigger and bigger part of his life, going from teetotalism to social drinking to bars to beers at home, which combined with depression at how terrible his life is, isn't a good mix. But in jail and the group home, he's been forced to go dry cold turkey for almost two years now, so maybe when he's on his own the drinking won't return.

He's legally not capable of working and if they're taking his SSDI they know that.

Probably most people in the program are already on social security, but the program is still "Get help, get a job, get out". Chris isn't a special case where he is now, he's on the same program as 40 other people with tugboats

 

[AnOminous]

Probably most people in the program are already on social security, but the program is still "Get help, get a job, get out". Chris isn't a special case where he is now, he's on the same program as 40 other people with tugboats

So they make people prove they're not disabled so they lose their Social Security and they end up homeless. Sounds pretty unproductive to me.

 

[Niggerphobe]

How will the group home translate in the comics would he say he was on very long vacation

 

[Debbie Macomber]

So they make people prove they're not disabled so they lose their Social Security and they end up homeless. Sounds pretty unproductive to me.

Well, it is the government

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

do you guys think its possible Chris is slowly losing his love for Sonichu? this might seem crazy considering it turned into his literal religion, but everyone eventually gets tired of the original character they created in highschool, Chris might be special but i could still see the realization that this is all a bit cringe eventually sneaking in, humping on the back of his brain like a slow growing tumor that he isnt fully willing to accept, perhaps in a sudden bout of rationality or a pill cocktail fueled realization

iirc he was big on American Rabbit and dropped him like a hot turd, and there's been tons of random shit that floated in and right back out over the years
tbh I can imagine if he ended up distracted by other dumb shit long enough he could lose interest in Sonichu if he lacked an enabler poking him to do more content