Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Chibitzen]

I am mentally going through the list of the likeliest orbiters to join the Audience Caravan of Detractors heading for the border. So far, the ones further up have already been indicted for major crimes within the community. If they have yet to be, they are on some watch list, are known to be prone to retard fits or have baggage of their own.

Faran - Oops. She already committed seppuku.

LB&Hoeg - Already went there once. I suppose Hoeg could go for a round #2 during recovery as a result of medication (Get better, Hoeg).

Uncivil - He is caustic enough to draw blood with his incendiary remarks, but would likely self-immolate on impact once the audience blowback sets in

Legal Mindset - "Nick, stop flirting with used shit! Also, definitely don't be a horny sleazy lawyer who evades debt collection like me" ... I suppose he could roast him over the gay shit ...

Legal Vices - Too much of a Rekieta enabler and probably too old to deal with shit anyway.

Joe? Rob? Ian Runkle? - "Weell, I don't agree with what Nick did with this thing here buuuut... <scratches chin while desperately scanning chat for signs of potential validation>" ...

I have noticed Joe and Ian are at least more eager to piss off their own audiences over petty disagreements, but it's usually over something their chat says or does...

Branca - Most likely? Except he's too busy selling crap to other people's audiences so he can buy more expensive shit. I can see Branca railing on him for eventually killing his own channel over thirsty wine-moms, though. Also, the gay shit.

Edit:

It's possible that the orbiters think people who get turned off by Nick's antics will go to them instead.

I won't give these Creators too much credit. They're basically lizard people patting each other on the ass over clicks and bells. I will say this passively gives leads from one to the other. While the appearance on one channel is rather very small, gaining impressions (facial and voice recognition) over a swath of channels, while it won't help much with out-of-channels ubs, it leads to that user being preacquainted with their brand when it finally hits their recommends. So it does help to funnel content inbetween one and the other. After all, the point of Lawtube was really is to draw subs from a collective effort and then watching and seeing each other grow as the algorithm does whatever it does...

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

The person that was going to fill that niche was Claire, who openly was a user here and brought a lot of the lore people on YT won't know about (Hedonism II, Gay 90s) into her streams, but then she got hacked and DFE'd.

I mean, I'm sure a lot of people would be tempted by (short term) money. But there's bound to be a few "hardcore" detractors like Memology (Used to fuck with DSPS internet as a cable guy) or Almighty Tevin.

Hoeg Law saying (paraphrasing) "With all the things he says, it was only a matter of time."

Hoeg's issue is that he doesn't understand youtube. If you don't oppose the banning of literally anyone relevant to you (That's not LGBTQIA approved like Carlos Mazda), it'll come down to you eventually. He would be fine just shutting the fuck up instead of going Legal Mindset retarded tier.

Small chance for PepsiMan. His edits are very high-effort and much better than just clips. At one point, based on something he said, I wondered if he'd start streaming. Pretty sure he's among us here - he mentiones Kiwi a lot.

His description literally is based of the "True and Honest" kiwi tag. Lurk more you knock-off Cleopatra, at least with her all the men came and went.

NatalieLawyerChick wears her liberal hat proudly, has earned her 124K subs through hard work covering cases, and held her own in a tangle with Branca.

If she "held her own" by letting Branca grift a new BMW 328i (edit:X4 M40i), then the IJN "held their own" in operation ten-go by ending up at the bottom of the Pacific.

Most likely orbit turned detractor

• Branca - Didn't do shit when Nick ranted about hating law and looked like a domestic violence victim during said rant, so no.
• Mindset - Noseguard extraordinaire, running from debt in the US in Korea, Thailand, etc so unlikely
• LB - Moved to greener pastures, can't take the insults to be a detractor

The ones I'm hoping for to become mainline detractors (Rainbow rating time):

• Uncivil (My top bet). Remember, his happiness is inversely correlated with that of everyone else and he stands by what he says so far, aside from being a copyright cuck.
• Jack Goldman Murphy. Hetroflexible jewish swinger brothers unite? I can't wait to see the Marx-Engles relationship.
• Coomalot for the Brokeback Mountain angst line
• Brittany Venti (*cough* remember the Dallas bar drink that Nick can't recall?)
• DSP since they are so similar

 

[JudyGemstone]

NatalieLawyerChick wears her liberal hat proudly, has earned her 124K subs through hard work covering cases, and held her own in a tangle with Branca.

If she "held her own" by letting Branca grift a new BMW 328i, then the IJN "held their own" in operation ten-go by ending up at the bottom of the Pacific.

A BMW? A watch? Pics from Branca or it didn't happen (spoiler alert below).
And by pics, not the ones that were geo located from 5 years ago

Most likely orbit turned detractor

• Branca - Didn't do shit when Nick ranted about hating law and looked like a domestic violence victim during said rant, so no.
• Mindset - Noseguard extraordinaire, running from debt in the US in Korea, Thailand, etc so unlikely
• LB - Moved to greener pastures, can't take the insults to be a detractor

The one I'm hoping for to become mainline detractors:

• Uncivil (My top bet). Remember, his happiness is inversely correlated with that of everyone else and he stands by what he says so far, aside from being a copyright cuck.
• Jack Goldman Murphy. Hetroflexible jewish swinger brothers unite? I can't wait to see the Marx-Engles relationship.
• Coomalot for the Brokeback Mountain angst line
• Brittany Venti (*cough* remember the Dallas bar drink that Nick can't recall?)
• DSP since they are so similar

Don't even know how to say that NONE of these people would ever be detractors based on actual evidence, but appreciate the effort.

 

[Chibitzen]

Don't even know how to say that NONE of these people would ever be detractors based on actual evidence, but appreciate the effort.

And yet, you found a way.

A BMW? A watch? Pics from Branca or it didn't happen (spoiler alert below).
And by pics, not the ones that were geo located from 5 years ago

I personally would love to see receipts of this, since we're discussing "actual evidence". I don't see it impossible. Branca is prone to his collection of childish fits. That doesn't make him less likely to be a detractor though. In fact, his unpredictability makes him more likely if Nick somehow taps into his narcissistic hidden subquest.

Edit: lmao wtf?! Why label a post with a tophat only to finish reading it, have some sort of revelation and then make it a rainbow. This is why I gave you a paintchip! Calm the fuck down, Faran.

 

[Anticipointment]

A BMW? A watch? Pics from him or it didn't happen.

Sounds like someone has beef with Branca.

Search his Twitter for BMW or Rolex, Tweets with media attached. He Tweeted about both too many times to go fetch.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

Omg, this argument is so fuckin' stupid.

Kalea, your many accounts are showing.

Can we go back to Nick now?

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Nick's first appearance online since his vacation is halfway thru flashcast today but he seemed too distracted. Turns out he's dealing with his locals.

Spoiler

Edit: These were taken from the discord that ran off Cynthia.

 

[200MB]

We're back in business prude bros.
Not a peep from Nick for 2 weeks just for him to randomly show up on a YellowFlash stream.

New elissa clip.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

Nick's first appearance online since his vacation is halfway thru flashcast today but he seemed too distracted. Turns out he's dealing with his locals.

Spoiler

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Edit: These were taken from the discord that ran off Cynthia.

Thanks, Kalea. Good to know you can go old school but clearly not Discord (for which I have screenshots of yours).

What is your end game exactly? This, and your 3 other accounts, is exhausting. Maybe save Kiwi from your petty Mormon/Satan issues re Nick. He doesn't care about Jesus and your weird 3D chess with a bunch of fake 'Oh-I-was-sick-and-lost-5-months' is not fooling anyone.

 

[200MB]

Thanks, Kalea. Good to know you can go old school but clearly not Discord (for which I have screenshots of yours).

What is your end game exactly? This, and your 3 other accounts, is exhausting. Maybe save Kiwi from your petty Mormon/Satan issues re Nick. He doesn't care about Jesus and your weird 3D chess with a bunch of fake 'Oh-I-was-sick-and-lost-5-months' is not fooling anyone.

Omg, this argument is so fuckin' stupid.

Can we go back to Nick now?

 

[Cynthia Behave]

Your tag team is cute!

 

[Maude Snew]

The Nose surfaces on Twitter in smug fashion

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Hey, mister social media expert. That's your bread and butter you're fucking with.

Branca - Most likely? Except he's too busy selling crap to other people's audiences so he can buy more expensive shit.

Dude's taste seems to be stuck in the 90s. German cars aren't all that anymore and Rolex isn't gonna impress anybody who knows better. Seems he buys shit to jerk himself off over, not actually good luxury shit.

And yet, you found a way.

Life, uh, finds a way.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

A BMW? A watch? Pics from Branca or it didn't happen (spoiler alert below).
And by pics, not the ones that were geo located from 5 years ago

It's not my fault you're an absolute niggerfaggot who can't use the "search" function. Here's a hint, go to twitter, go back to when the Branca-Natalie spat ended and start reading.
Edit: Yes, I did state the fact, so there's your tweet source.

 

[northstar747]

Anybody else remember when Nick and Drexel had shows interviewing sex weirdos? I will just let that sit out there as a reminder and let everybody contrast with what's now know about those two on their own.

i remember a retard gave himself rug burn by jacking off through his sweat pants.

then some college dude whose wife talked him into letting another dude mouth fuck him or something

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

i remember a retard gave himself rug burn by jacking off through his sweat pants.

then some college dude whose wife talked him into letting another dude mouth fuck him or something

There was also the nappy fetishis and the former swingers.

It was mildly entertaining when you thought that they were laughing with you at the degeneracy; not that they were coming over it. I do not want to speculate too much (because it is disgusting, and I do not want to know) but I would guess that the least offensive kink they have is exhibitionism.

That makes me a prude incel though, right?

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

We're back in business prude bros.
Not a peep from Nick for 2 weeks just for him to randomly show up on a YellowFlash stream.

New elissa clip.

We're all talking about what big name is going to snake next but all these nobodies on the Yellow Flash show look like they hate their lives just being on the same show as Rackets.

 

[northstar747]

That makes me a prude incel though, right?

Its weird because some people make having a kink a replacement for a personality.

I know a BPD woman, from a class years ago. She knew I had a girlfriend but would call me and talk to me about how her fiancee was breaking up with her and how she would make him sleep with her and then spin that into sex, while making remarks that lead to believe he was dating someone else, and how she needed a place to stay and was total sub, but also very sexual, and she was gonna go get with some dom in texas....

See the trick is that this woman in her 20's and not fat. The fact that this dude was trying to break up with her, and she was fighting it....TOTAL RED FLAG. Her knowing I had a girl friend TOTAL RED FLAG!

oh sorry but back to your question given that you have knoweldge and skill to make a archive program is really cool but it also means your a computer touch aka nerd or possibly austist so that could make you an incel....unless your like one of those autistic tech trannys. Then you just swimming in the sex

I kid I kid

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Sounds like someone has beef with Branca.

Search his Twitter for BMW or Rolex, Tweets with media attached. He Tweeted about both too many times to go fetch.

I don't particularly care if @JudyGemstone is Faran or not. In the interest of fairness, they probably should say if they are. If they aren't, I can understand the fun the ambiguity can create. However, Faran definitely had beef with Branca, so this kind of petty "did he really?" attack would be right in character for her, especially after Branca went in hard after Faran and her sister. Just another data point to add to the "maybe?" column.

Also, I love that Nick's great return to the internet, is on FlashCast. Also funny to note that he brings his gay comic idea up, after it was brought up here recently. Really makes one think.

Edit: I can't quote or @ in an edit, but from Nick's locals via Pippa's Greasy KB, interesting

Reinforces the idea that he has a contractual number of streams to hit. Also, boo-hoo, I needed my balldo-cation so much, from his daily grind of not updating socials and drinking.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Your tag team is cute!

I bet you are an expert on being tag teamed.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Also, boo-hoo, I needed my balldo-cation so much, from his daily grind of not updating socials and drinking.

The problem with relishing and relying so much on vacations as an outlet is that all the unaddressed problems you fled from are all waiting for you piled up and then some as soon as you get back.