Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Arcade Gannon]

We're back in business prude bros.
Not a peep from Nick for 2 weeks just for him to randomly show up on a YellowFlash stream.

New elissa clip.

"I will always fight for Kiwi Farms' right to exist and for everybody's right to say whatever the fuck they want on the Internet."

Ten seconds later:

"Some user on Kiwi Farms... And it's important that this is always the case, it's some user. Kiwi Farms is just a website, it's always one retard who does it. Some user was outed as like a rapist or something like that, and then that guy went full on nuclear on them, reporting them everywhere, doing DDOS attacks and shit to keep them down, and then eventually got their previous webhost to take them down... [this sentence continues rambling on for a while] Last I checked, it was some Kiwi Farms user got specifically outed for some bad thing that he had done in the past."

Nick really has crossed the Ethan Ralph threshold. I can't tell whether he's intentionally lying about Fong-Jones being a KF user to damage the Farms or he's just so addled that he can't control what comes out of his mouth.

 

[Nevermore Fish]

"I will always fight for Kiwi Farms' right to exist and for everybody's right to say whatever the fuck they want on the Internet."

Ten seconds later:

"Some user on Kiwi Farms... And it's important that this is always the case, it's some user. Kiwi Farms is just a website, it's always one retard who does it. Some user was outed as like a rapist or something like that, and then that guy went full on nuclear on them, reporting them everywhere, doing DDOS attacks and shit to keep them down, and then eventually got their previous webhost to take them down... [this sentence continues rambling on for a while] Last I checked, it was some Kiwi Farms user got specifically outed for some bad thing that he had done in the past."

Nick really has crossed the Ethan Ralph threshold. I can't tell whether he's intentionally lying about Fong-Jones being a KF user to damage the Farms or he's just so addled that he can't control what comes out of his mouth.

"How dare Nick not be completely up to date on exactly what is happening to the farms!" Do you expect him to watch mati ? Or read the telegram ? Or maybe you think his boomer ass is asking his fans to keep him up to date on the situation ? Don't expect him to care about the farms like we do, it's not his main source of entertainment.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I don't particularly care if @JudyGemstone is Faran or not. In the interest of fairness, they probably should say if they are. If they aren't, I can understand the fun the ambiguity can create. However, Faran definitely had beef with Branca, so this kind of petty "did he really?" attack would be right in character for her, especially after Branca went in hard after Faran and her sister. Just another data point to add to the "maybe?" column.

Also, I love that Nick's great return to the internet, is on FlashCast. Also funny to note that he brings his gay comic idea up, after it was brought up here recently. Really makes one think.

Edit: I can't quote or @ in an edit, but from Nick's locals via Pippa's Greasy KB, interesting
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Reinforces the idea that he has a contractual number of streams to hit. Also, boo-hoo, I needed my balldo-cation so much, from his daily grind of not updating socials and drinking.

It could also be the maximum amount of time he can dump his kids and other responsibilities.

Nick seems like the type of person saddled with responsibilities and expectations early in life, but who resents it and tries to escape them as much as he can. I know that everyone is different, but I cannot imagine this kind of desire for detached responsibility. I actually enjoy having people depend on me for things and it creates a strong family/work/community bond. Nick's ideal atomised lolbertarian (perhaps more properly anarchic?) outlook seems to be a natural projection of this fierce individualistic desire for hedonism.

TL;DR This is FOMO in your forties that is EMBARASSING. You are supposed to grow into responsibilities and be a pillar of the community and family. Instead, Nick seems more interested in being one half of an Eiffel Tower in a sex dungeon.

If he ever achieved his end goals, what would he have at 50 or 60 to look back on besides where he put in bare minimum effort?

"I will always fight for Kiwi Farms' right to exist and for everybody's right to say whatever the fuck they want on the Internet."

Ten seconds later:

"Some user on Kiwi Farms... And it's important that this is always the case, it's some user. Kiwi Farms is just a website, it's always one retard who does it. Some user was outed as like a rapist or something like that, and then that guy went full on nuclear on them, reporting them everywhere, doing DDOS attacks and shit to keep them down, and then eventually got their previous webhost to take them down... [this sentence continues rambling on for a while] Last I checked, it was some Kiwi Farms user got specifically outed for some bad thing that he had done in the past."

Nick really has crossed the Ethan Ralph threshold. I can't tell whether he's intentionally lying about Fong-Jones being a KF user to damage the Farms or he's just so addled that he can't control what comes out of his mouth.

I was going to say something exactly like this. Nick has always been sketchy on understanding facts and lore (except when the Farms or sycophants in the audience were there to educate him) because of his lack of research and preparation. His go-to before the Coomeningwas 'Well guys, I heard this, and I do not know if it is true, but it sound WACKY. Let's talk about it!'. It was the first sign that he was going downhill for me.

So I cannot tell if this is ignorance or malice, but if you are in a slapfight with someone (especially a group of autists) you had BETTER get your facts straight.

*Cue the people whinging to Nool to get Rekieta straight, then a non-apology on a hot tub stream in 2-3 weeks.

 

[200MB]

"How dare Nick not be completely up to date on exactly what is happening to the farms!" Do you expect him to watch mati ? Or read the telegram ? Or maybe you think his boomer ass is asking his fans to keep him up to date on the situation ? Don't expect him to care about the farms like we do, it's not his main source of entertainment.

If you don't know what you're talking about, which he admits he doesn't, why run your mouth about it?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Another archive. I will keep up this time once we pull ou to f the bakclog entirely to avoid a weeks long backlog again.

How do truckers feel about this?

SirVieVal​	Long haul truckers are the bane of society
SirVieVal​	Everything they so a train could do for 3% the cost. They should be manufacturing shit, not driving a truck across 4 states
SirVieVal​	Long haul trucking contributed to the destruction of proper long distance logistics and also the nuclear family

You must be new:

Spoiler: Discussion of Nick's lateness gets pushback

Kritikal​

I don't understand why he doesn't just schedule his show later if he can't start it on time.

TMFSquid​

I got news for you, he'd still be late and gay

Kritikal​

I can't imagine being so disrespectful to this many people.

TMFSquid​

He has 5 kids and real adult responsibilities separate from us. It's fine he's a little late

Kritikal​

No it's actually not. People with real jobs get fired for this.

Sally78​

Cause we all wait ..we all know he will be late ..life happens...regidity is too black and white..

TMFSquid​

He's self employed and can do what he wants. Equating that to working for a company is asinine.

Kritikal​

You're an enabler.

Thatguy2502​

You must be new here

LOL! I typed the header before I saw this.

Sally78​

No...I just don't care that much...

Kritikal​

I've been here for a long time homie

D_INTP​	Think we got ourselves a Fed, boys
Mad_Amos​	Stop being a little bitch and relax.
TMFSquid​	And I know tons of people with "real" jobs that are late everyday and nothing ever happens
Sally78​	March 2022 isn't that long...
TurboGoat​	Stfu
GrouchyOldGeezer​	i.e. the actually productive people, who are too valuable to fire over trivial shit
Thatguy2502​	If it isn't even 15 past and you are bitching about him being late, you are either new, or entitled AF.
Still-Life-​	If you have a real, job, it doesn't matter when you do it.
AC2Patriot​	leave him alone.. he's gotta dry his dick off

Why don't people want to hang out with us?

ThinkHotThotts​

How is there only 130 people in chat??

The content Nick wants to do:

basedfromMars​

@RekietaLaw watch the whatever podcast its so good

RekietaLaw​

Woman, catch up, I'm invited ON that show

basedfromMars​

FRIKKIN WHEN

RekietaLaw​

as soon as I can make it out there, working it out

This is the 4th time she has whinged about it:

basedfromMars​

I blocked FL boy and im butthurt about it

basedfromMars​

BUTT IS HURTING

 

[Chibitzen]

Don't expect him to care about the farms like we do, it's not his main source of entertainment.

While we have you here, would you care to enlighten us as to what his main source of entertainment actually is? So many of us have been speculating...

 

[Spaded Dave]

SirVieVal​	Long haul truckers are the bane of society
SirVieVal​	Everything they so a train could do for 3% the cost. They should be manufacturing shit, not driving a truck across 4 states
SirVieVal​	Long haul trucking contributed to the destruction of proper long distance logistics and also the nuclear family

Train tracks, straight to your door. Brilliant!

These retards are too retarded to know how retarded they are and that's retarded.

 

[Not Who You Think]

We're back in business prude bros.
Not a peep from Nick for 2 weeks just for him to randomly show up on a YellowFlash stream.

New elissa clip.

Nick thinks KF being down is due to infighting with a former user (which is always the case) who was a rapist who then spammed "think of the children" to influential people to get it taken down. Nick's locals thought KF was a trans group early on simply because they were against Nick. Apparently it was only a matter of time before Nick himself placed Jones in the same camp as KF.


Nick saying that KF was hard to defend makes sense now. After all, it's hard for Nick to defend the farms when he hasn't bothered to look at the conflict. Much easier to just say "I support free speech and Kiwi Farms" and call it a day so he can feel good about himself by taking up a cause he can't be bothered to understand.

Same energy:

If Nick is trying to look like he is Null's friend/supporter, he is doing a bad job of showing actual investment. Nick knew the farms was down, didn't care about why, was only happy his thread was gone (or less accessible).

The voice he uses for the "think of the children" bit reminds me of when people told him to think about his own kids when he became more overtly degenerate:

Here's hoping Nick isn't projecting more than his silly voice and disregard for children in Elissa's clip.

"How dare Nick not be completely up to date on exactly what is happening to the farms!" Do you expect him to watch mati ? Or read the telegram ? Or maybe you think his boomer ass is asking his fans to keep him up to date on the situation ? Don't expect him to care about the farms like we do, it's not his main source of entertainment.

True, Nick doesn't care about the farms like its user base does.

Nick cares about it the same way most other lolcows do; just enough to make him upset. This is why Nick made an unsubstantiated claim that KF was damaging his business after declaring KF powerless, attempted a gay-op to spite a user, and reminds people how much he doesn't care about/will always support Kiwi Farms.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Valid Criticism when Nick says it is hard to stream:

selwrynn​

@RekietaLaw yeah but Emily Baker is still crushing it every time she streams, on a Monday livestream just talking about random stuff she will get 30-40k livestream viewers

Why does this sound like a question Nick would ask:

Spoiler: The morals of cucking and exhibitionism + oversharing

panzerdood​	whats wrong with cuckoldry inherently
Southanarchist​
Southanarchist​	A lot
panzerdood​	whats wrong with exhibitionism inherently
Southanarchist​	So long as your audience is adults I don’t think there’s a problem
panzerdood​	hm
panzerdood​	public exhibitionism obviously u cant control that
Southanarchist​	Which would intimate a problem
panzerdood​	cuckoldry is inherently humilating from societies pov

Sanity and degeneracy make a comeback

panzerdood​	i have a moral intuition against what i perceive as a violation of trust or sanctity of my significant other by talking about our intimacy publically
SquishyHunter​	I bang my wife on the reg.
panzerdood​	ok
panzerdood​	continue
Southanarchist​	Dude I read that as rag the first time
panzerdood​	i did for a sec too
panzerdood​	am i strange for having this idea?

panzerdood​	or feeling rather
MrStirFry99​	LOL. me too. never have, never will. thats just gross. i'll rub one out if i need to. lol
MrStirFry99​	no dood, it just means you belong
panzerdood​	rite, its just gross, u encapsulate my feelings
Southanarchist​	I don’t think so, we all have those lines we won’t cross and we get to decide where and what those lines are
panzerdood​	so taken a step further, is it something i should feel triggered by watching someelse do it?
Southanarchist​	Had a buddy in high school who fucked a girl he met on spring break. He came out of the room butt naked and grinning like a mule eating briars. He had blood all over his mouth and face and it went all the way down to his knees. Looked like he murdered that chick and he had no idea until we humiliated him

Taking cues from Nick, I see...

Spoiler: EVERYONE is secretly a degenerate. ESPECIALLY the PRUDES!

Southanarchist​	Some of the absolute most degenerate people I know act prudish
panzerdood​	like cenovich
SquishyHunter​	Ewwwww
Southanarchist​	And I mean getting pegged while watching three other dudes fuck your wife degenerate. But publicly acts like a prude
Southanarchist​	Yes, like tranny fucking Cernobitch

panzerdood​	putting on a face is not inherently dishonest
Southanarchist​	Have the courage to live your convictions or don’t pretend to have them. I have loads more respect for someone who is open and willing to admit their depravity than someone who hides behind a false sense of moral superiority
Southanarchist​	I used the term façade intentionally
panzerdood​	but someone who revels in them?
Southanarchist​	Sure
panzerdood​	hm
Southanarchist​	So long as they are honest
Southanarchist​	Eg, your a degenerate who will attempt to fuck every woman you meet regardless of their relationship status or whatever else. If you are honest about that I respect you and know to never give you the opportunity. But if you put on the façade of someone who respects relationships i have zero respect for you.
panzerdood​	i think honesty is virtuous but so is silence
Southanarchist​	Silence does not a façade make
panzerdood​	maybe
MrStirFry99​	but silence can be construed as acceptance. just ask any judge
panzerdood​	rite

Is this a DEFENCE OF PAEDOS using JESUS!?!?!?!?!?!

Spoiler: DISGUSTING!

********emphasis added by me*********

Southanarchist​

Depends on the moral issue. Kid fucking=murder

MrStirFry99​	Even Jesus Christ agrees. Matthew 18:6 " But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea."
panzerdood​	which we have obligations to create btw, by force if required
Southanarchist​	But ******his definition of child would be different than our own*****
panzerdood​	morality may be individually relative but must be societally fixed imo
panzerdood​	or collapse and anarchy
Southanarchist​	It cannot be society that decides morality.

Now shoehorning religion into agreeing with your politics!

Spoiler: FAMILY should be the biggest political unit!

Southanarchist​	ANARCHY FTW
Southanarchist​	CHRISTIAN ANARCHISTS UNITE
panzerdood​	is a paradox sorta
panzerdood​	individuals by choice must collectively agree on a moral system
Southanarchist​	How? The gospel of Jesus Christ proscribed no form of government. I could make an argument that Jesus was an anarchist but it’ll be long
Southanarchist​	Okay I see the paradox you are referring to now

Southanarchist​	The answer is strong familial relationships
panzerdood​	nepotism u say
panzerdood​	oy vey
MrStirFry99​	incorrect. it has a form of government where the LORD GOD is the king. Jesus did not come to abolish the law and the profits, but to fulfill them. the times of Judges is what the LORD GOD wanted. THEN the people of Israel demanded a King over them like the rest of the poeople on earth. So the LORD GOD gave the Saul, as a warning, and then gave them David, a man after the LORD GOD's heart.
panzerdood​	LORD ALMIGHTY AMEN BROTHA AMEN
panzerdood​	sry
panzerdood​	ok fug
panzerdood​	goin to werk good talk have safe be fun
MrStirFry99​	cya bruv
Mad_Amos​	.
Southanarchist​	Okay I said the gospel of Christ. I said. Nothing of the Old Testament. He fulfilled the prophecies and removed the need for the Jewish law. The only authority that I answer to as a Christian should be God. Not a tyrannical government run amuck filled with pedophillia and self aggrandizing idolatry.

'

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Train tracks, straight to your door. Brilliant!

These retards are too retarded to know how retarded they are and that's retarded.

People like this take our modern "just in time delivery" systems for granted.

That you can walk into any grocery store in the country and there's a cornucopia of every kind of ripe produce and perishable goods that magically show up on the shelves 7 days a week.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

While we have you here, would you care to enlighten us as to what his main source of entertainment actually is? So many of us have been speculating...

Hint: It involves a Balldo

 

[Nevermore Fish]

If you don't know what you're talking about, which he admits he doesn't, why run your mouth about it?

Because someone asked. And in real life, when talking to real people, you try your best to explain what you know.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Because someone asked. And in real life, when talking to real people, you try your best to explain what you know.

Personally I take the tactic of admitting to what I don't know rather than running my mouth and looking like a moron. You should try it sometime.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Any Down's syndrome faggot who spells dox with two xes deserves whatever happens to him.

Give him a break, he spells "rights" as "rites", as if the Constitution was some occult stuff.

 

[AnOminous]

Don't expect him to care about the farms like we do, it's not his main source of entertainment.

Then he should shut the fuck up about it if he doesn't know anything, just like all the troons saying we literally murdered four people.

This is why Nick made an unsubstantiated claim that KF was damaging his business after declaring KF powerless, attempted a gay-op to spite a user, and reminds people how much he doesn't care about/will always support Kiwi Farms.

That's literally every lolcow. They never attribute the bad things that happen to them to the stupid shit they're constantly doing, but instead blame the people pointing and laughing at the stupid fucker doing stupid shit.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Dude's taste seems to be stuck in the 90s. German cars aren't all that anymore and Rolex isn't gonna impress anybody who knows better.

Couldn't agree with you more. Fucking Rolex is the Timex of the high horological world. They understand the value of vertical integration and large advertising budgets, but as timepieces they're not even close to the good stuff. Their Oyster bracelets are exactly what a bracelet on a tool watch should be. I'll give them that.

I don't particularly care if @JudyGemstone is Faran or not.

I do. @JudyGemstone stop being so fat. Not only is very bad for you physiologically, the Farms can show you many examples of how it hampers reliable cognitive functioning.

I bet you are an expert on being tag teamed.

Perhaps 25 years ago @Cynthia Behave was attractive enough that some simps might've thought it was a good idea to spit roast her. Now? Her looks, her personality, her inability to use a spell-checker, and complete lack of talent or interesting personality traits are serious impediments to even getting attention from strangers online.

I know that everyone is different, but I cannot imagine this kind of desire for detached responsibility. I actually enjoy having people depend on me for things and it creates a strong family/work/community bond.

My brother in Allah, I couldn't agree with you more. Capability, duty, and building stability with others are immensely satisfying things.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Why does this sound like a question Nick would ask:

Spoiler: The morals of cucking and exhibitionism + oversharing

panzerdood​	whats wrong with cuckoldry inherently
Southanarchist​
Southanarchist​	A lot
panzerdood​	whats wrong with exhibitionism inherently
Southanarchist​	So long as your audience is adults I don’t think there’s a problem
panzerdood​	hm
panzerdood​	public exhibitionism obviously u cant control that
Southanarchist​	Which would intimate a problem
panzerdood​	cuckoldry is inherently humilating from societies pov

Says a lot about them if their only problem with cuckoldry is social perception of it.

 

[AnOminous]

Their Oyster bracelets are exactly what a bracelet on a tool watch should be. I'll give them that.

I sort of like the design on the Oyster, although I can't imagine ever paying Rolex prices for one. I once had a fake one (gifted to me as a known fake). I really don't like wearing watches, though, so I gave it to someone else eventually.

 

[Confetti Meringue]

panzerdood​

i have a moral intuition against what i perceive as a violation of trust or sanctity of my significant other by talking about our intimacy publically

Lest anyone forgets, this is the schizophrenic who role-plays sexual conversations with herself in the LOCALS chat. Even someone as unwell as she has gained more social awareness than Nick Rekieta.

 

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Southanarchist​

Have the courage to live your convictions or don’t pretend to have them. I have loads more respect for someone who is open and willing to admit their depravity than someone who hides behind a false sense of moral superiority

How can you be a Nick ball washer and say this shit? YOUR E-DADDY IS A BIG FAT FAKE.

Perhaps 25 years ago @Cynthia Behave was attractive enough that some simps might've thought it was a good idea to spit roast her. Now? Her looks, her personality, her inability to use a spell-checker, and complete lack of talent or interesting personality traits are serious impediments to even getting attention from strangers online.

She's got money though, surely there are some New York gigolos who would.