Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[AnOminous]

I'm assuming Shane tried another already known MAC Address rather than dig into his vault of high level computing junk and attach a truly random ass thing the network has never seen before.

My usual method for that if it does anything (many current ISPs no longer support it) is to clone the MAC address from another device on the network, something some routers support in the UI by just pushing a button, and then restarting, which on some ISPs will force a change of IP.

Last time I needed to do that was over a decade ago when I was shit-talking some Romanian kid who was boasting about his botnet, which he apparently actually had because he DDoSed the fuck out of me. So I had to change IP and come back this time behind a proxy (pretty dumb being on irc with an exposed IP in the first place).

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Shane White Knighting for Patrick

He also wants to ruin a respected black mans career over this.

Be sure to call him a nigger too Shane. We know you want to.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Shane White Knighting for Patrick

I think in this case the term "GuntGuarding" would be more appropriate.

 

[An automatic clown]

I think in this case the term "GuntGuarding" would be more appropriate.

Is it Gunt-ception when both the person guarding and the person being guarded are both gunted losers ?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Is it Gunt-ception when both the person guarding and the person being guarded are both gunted losers ?

Aren't you forgetting about one more gunt in this story?

It's not hard to notice.

 

[Starbuxxx]

Shane White Knighting for Patrick
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It's important that Shane notes those he dislikes are racist Nazi pedophiles, totally distinct from the nonracist Nazi pedophiles.

 

[Need4Sneed]

Shane is pulling out all the classics on Leslie.

I've had college level comprehension since the age of 9 and used to write documentation that would pass unaltered through Microsoft Legal and Corporate Affairs. There is no fucking way this is actually the person that owns this account.

https://twitter.com/NorrathReaver/status/1667590634667114498

 

[Simon]

Shane White Knighting for Patrick
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He also wants to ruin a respected black mans career over this.
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Be sure to call him a nigger too Shane. We know you want to.

Oh fuck yeah, he's posting the cards This one is getting serious.

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

I think guntguarding should be reserved for the gunt. I feel like Pat needs a pig based pun or portmanteau. A porkmanteau, if you will. On that basis we should definitely call it pig-penning when he's pretending to write, but this is the wrong thread for that

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Shane White Knighting for Patrick
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He also wants to ruin a respected black mans career over this.
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Be sure to call him a nigger too Shane. We know you want to.

Porky Pig is now on the defense of another porker? Good lord, this is getting hysterical right now.

The fact that he also put his Microsoft card in order to sound intimidating, specially with the final "I'd suggest you to stop" line. LOOOOOL.

Porky Pig and Fatrick are on a roll on making me laugh right now.

 

[Maude Snew]

I think guntguarding should be reserved for the gunt. I feel like Pat needs a pig based pun or portmanteau. A porkmanteau, if you will. On that basis we should definitely call it pig-penning when he's pretending to write, but this is the wrong thread for that

Pig protecting? Pepperoni patrolling? Pat preserving? Fat fellating? Rick rescuing?

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

I've put a lot of thought into it and I think the only acceptable answer is fat-backing

 

[Mr Moonface]

#Leslieisourqueen (credit to Motley Poo):

Link for anyone who wants to view it off TOR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwpFTH-jutQ

Official petition to make Leslie the board girlfriend of the 'Internet Tough Guys' section. She currently has two thread subjects (piggy and Nokes) howling for her blood.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

And the Saga continues
He's such a dumb fuck. Also I'm sure the co-founder would get rid of the daughter of the person who started the original company.

I also have my doubts on this.

He couldn't even code "Hello World" let alone develop a video game. Given his intelligence and his ability to read and write he wouldn't even be able to beta test a video game.

 

[BruceyBoy]

Circling the sty's

 

[Piggle Rick]

What the fuck is he on about. He says that her tweeting that she’s transferring her share of the company doesn’t make it so, but the fact she tweeted it (“announced it publicly”) does make it so.
Make it make sense?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Shane White Knighting for Patrick
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He also wants to ruin a respected black mans career over this.
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Be sure to call him a nigger too Shane. We know you want to.

And the Saga continues
He's such a dumb fuck. Also I'm sure the co-founder would get rid of the daughter of the person who started the original company.
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I also have my doubts on this.
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He couldn't even code "Hello World" let alone develop a video game. Given his intelligence and his ability to read and write he wouldn't even be able to beta test a video game.
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As someone who actually has college level comprehension and demonstrates this regularly, Leslie is facing no possible legal problems from dominating Patirck S. Tomlinson on Twitter. Everything else Shane says in these tweets is about as accurate including his claims about working for Microsoft.

 

[Maude Snew]

As someone who actually has college level comprehension and demonstrates this regularly, Leslie is facing no possible legal problems from dominating Patirck S. Tomlinson on Twitter. Everything else Shane says in these tweets is about as accurate including his claims about working for Microsoft.

She neither is nor has black children so should be safe.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Bacon-brigading.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Fat Fortressing
Pig Piling
Pig Stying