A Tale of Unwanted Disruption: My Week Without Amazon - Cuck gets cucked out from his amazon(tm) house because tyrone accused him of RAYCISS

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Wednesday, May 31, 2023, I finally regained access to my Amazon account after an unexpected and unwarranted lockout that lasted nearly a week, from Thursday, May 25. This wasn’t just a simple inconvenience, though. I have a smart home, and my primary means of interfacing with all the devices and automations is through Amazon Echo devices via Alexa. This incident left me with a house full of unresponsive devices, a silent Alexa, and a lot of questions.

Unpacking the Cause​

The sequence of events that led to this digital exile began innocuously enough. A package was delivered to my house on Wednesday, May 24, and everything seemed fine. The following day, however, I found that my Echo Show had signed out, and I was unable to interact with my smart home devices. My initial assumption was that someone might have attempted to access my account repeatedly, triggering a lockout. I use a fairly old email address for my Amazon account, and it’s plausible that an old password might have been exposed in a past data breach. However, I currently use strong, auto-generated passwords via Apple and employ two-factor authentication with an authenticator app, so unauthorized access seemed unlikely.
I swiftly checked my other accounts (social media, streaming apps, etc.) to ensure I hadn’t been compromised. All seemed normal, with no flood of notifications from Microsoft Authenticator that would indicate an attempted breach. Puzzled, I followed the advice of the Amazon app and dialed the customer service number it provided. That’s when things began to take a surreal turn.

An Unexpected Accusation​

The representative told me I should have received an email, which I indeed found in my inbox. It was from an executive at Amazon. As I dialed the number provided in the email, I half-wondered if Amazon was experiencing some issues and I was unwittingly falling into a scam.
When I connected with the executive, they asked if I knew why my account had been locked. When I answered I was unsure, their tone turned somewhat accusatory. I was told that the driver who had delivered my package reported receiving racist remarks from my “Ring doorbell” (it’s actually a Eufy, but I’ll let it slide).

Addressing the Problem​

Here’s where things got even more baffling. First, I have multiple cameras recording everything that happens on my property. If the driver’s claims were accurate, I could easily verify them with video footage. Second, most delivery drivers in my area share the same race as me and my family. It seemed highly unlikely that we would make such remarks. Finally, when I asked what time the alleged incident occurred, I realized it was practically impossible for anyone in my house to have made those comments, as nobody was home around that time (approximately 6:05 PM).
I reviewed the footage and confirmed that no such comments had been made. Instead, the Eufy doorbell had issued an automated response: “Excuse me, can I help you?” The driver, who was walking away and wearing headphones, must have misinterpreted the message. Nevertheless, by the following day, my Amazon account was locked, and all my Echo devices were logged out.
Let me be clear: I fully support Amazon taking measures to ensure the safety of their drivers. However, I question why my entire smart home system had to be rendered unusable during their internal investigation. It seems more sensible to impose a temporary delivery restriction or purchasing ban on my account. Submitting video evidence from multiple angles right after my initial call with the executive appeared to have little impact on their decision to disable my account.

The Fallout​

This incident has led me to question my relationship with Amazon. After nearly a decade of loyalty, I’ve been given a harsh reminder that a misunderstanding can lead to such drastic measures. It seems more reasonable to handle such issues in a more compartmentalized way, rather than a blanket shutdown of all services.
Due to this experience, I am seriously considering discontinuing my use of Amazon Echo devices and will caution others about this incident. This ordeal has made a case for a more personalized home assistant system, perhaps utilizing Raspberry Pi devices scattered around the house.

The Resolution​

Despite promptly submitting video evidence immediately upon learning of the issue, my account remained locked. The timing couldn’t have been worse: the onset of Labor Day weekend was approaching, and I was keen to resolve the issue before the long weekend. However, despite numerous calls and emails, it wasn’t until Friday afternoon that I received confirmation that the investigation had started. I was told to expect a response within two business days, meaning not until Tuesday of the following week at the earliest.
In the end, my account was unlocked on Wednesday, with no follow-up email to inform me of the resolution. This incident stands as a stark reminder of the need for better customer service and a more nuanced approach to incident management.
Through sharing my experience, I hope to encourage Amazon to reform and rethink their approach to handling such situations in the future. It’s essential for customers to feel confident in the security and reliability of their services, especially when those services are integral to the functionality of their homes. It’s time for Amazon to take a more customer-focused approach to problem-solving and conflict resolution.
Update: for those saying I’m okay with this happening to a “real racist” I’m not. If someone bought and paid for a device they should be able to use it at least on their own property/ if it doesn’t hurt anyone else. I’m only pushing this story so that this WONT happen to any one else. Regardless of their race, religion, beliefs, if you paid for it you should OWN it.
 
How the fuck would the driver have misinterpreted that as any anti-black slur? Unless "Excuse me, can I help you?" Is a microagression implying black and brown queer bodies dont belong or something
I can't even hear in my head how that could become something racist. I don't get it.
 
I have none of that shit. Didn't even connect new Keurig coffeemaker to the Internet. ZERO trust in any of that stuff, you can easily see why.
This is the really surreal stuff. Appliances connected. I recently bought a new tumble drier and in the shop they were trying to sell me a smart one.
It has an app!
- ok, what good is that?
You can schedule your drying!
-I just want it to turn in and off and have a dial that adjusts time and temperature. Why would I want to schedule it?
-but it has an app!
Yes but you’re not supposed to leave a dryer on at night or when you’re out are you for safety reasons so what’s the point?
-it has an app!
Etc. None of these things are useful. None give any real improvement in use or durability or ease of anything. So why are they being pushed? Is it spyware? For the sake of it? I just don’t get it.
 
This is the really surreal stuff. Appliances connected. I recently bought a new tumble drier and in the shop they were trying to sell me a smart one.
It has an app!
- ok, what good is that?
You can schedule your drying!
-I just want it to turn in and off and have a dial that adjusts time and temperature. Why would I want to schedule it?
-but it has an app!
Yes but you’re not supposed to leave a dryer on at night or when you’re out are you for safety reasons so what’s the point?
-it has an app!
Etc. None of these things are useful. None give any real improvement in use or durability or ease of anything. So why are they being pushed? Is it spyware? For the sake of it? I just don’t get it.
Likely data mining.

Remember, any electromagnetic emission, once transmitted, can be intercepted. Anything intercepted can be exploited, such as data mining, hacking, etc.

Can't see any reason why people really need 'smart' appliances. Keep in mind 'smart' appliances need not be connected to the Internet to work. Our Keurig works just fine for not being connected.

Not a Luddite, but have a healthy skepticism about machines in general, as well as AI, and advise you to do the same. Make the tech work for you, don't be a slave to tech.
 
I am doubtful this is real. This article is way to on the nose without being even the slightest bit self-aware. They only written two articles and no work history that I can connect them that matches the photo comes up. The person photo leads to sweater catalog and no other social media or websites.
If this is someone taking the piss they got me good. I didn't even consider it implausible that a) it happened and b) someone with a "smart" home is this much of a bugman. I still don't but it does seem it could be made up. It's just too on point.
 
I wonder how many booster shots he has, Teslas his family drives, how many 'In this house...we're retarded NPCs' signs are strewn about the yard.

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"Amuse me, Jigaboo" ( you got dem tap-shoes on doncha?)
The ole Ethiopian shim-sham is way better than anything involving tap.
If this is someone taking the piss they got me good. I didn't even consider it implausible that a) it happened and b) someone with a "smart" home is this much of a bugman. I still don't but it does seem it could be made up. It's just too on point.
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This is the really surreal stuff. Appliances connected. I recently bought a new tumble drier and in the shop they were trying to sell me a smart one.
It has an app!
- ok, what good is that?
You can schedule your drying!
-I just want it to turn in and off and have a dial that adjusts time and temperature. Why would I want to schedule it?
-but it has an app!
Yes but you’re not supposed to leave a dryer on at night or when you’re out are you for safety reasons so what’s the point?
-it has an app!
Etc. None of these things are useful. None give any real improvement in use or durability or ease of anything. So why are they being pushed? Is it spyware? For the sake of it? I just don’t get it.
As the nice person posting as a murderous dictator already noted data mining. But also they can charge you more a point of sale then it costs you more long term because it is carrying out the unneeded function of constantly doing checks for a link to the app. Which requires additional power to carry out that function.
 
I am doubtful this is real. This article is way to on the nose without being even the slightest bit self-aware. They only written two articles and no work history that I can connect them that matches the photo comes up. The person photo leads to sweater catalog and no other social media or websites.
To be honest, it does seem a little too perfectly bad. Remember, this is Amazon we're talking about, a company infamous for mistreating it's workers. Let's follow the logic on this. A random driver for Amazon pulls into the lot after a 10 hour shift, carefully hiding the piss bottles in a bag so he can discretely dump them out later. He pulls into the bay and flags down the supervisor and says "ooga booga house 19321 said the n word to me". Then that supervisor passes it through the chain of command and it gets to an entirely different department who then make the decision to shit off his unrelated smart home devices. It all seems just a bit too fantastic. Amazon's just a bit too on the ball here. And it almost strains credulity that anyone, even a bugman would be this servile. You absolutely can call out Amazon without dropping hard-r's and most journoscum will probably applaud you.

It's a bit like telling me Ethan Ralph robbed a bank and got away. It's not that I don't believe he wouldn't try to do it, it's that I question his ability to get 10 feet from the bank without stopping for a ding ding.

Yuge if true though.
 
The USA seems to be morphing into a mundane dystopia. One where the enforcers of the powers that be amount to dull bureaucrats who care as much about ethics as they do about customer service and tech support hitting some buttons. It's all so bombastically drab.
It's been a boring corporate dystopia for a long time.
 
The ole Ethiopian shim-sham is way better than anything involving tap.

Just signed up for prime, I dont got one of those startrek doorbells though, will it work if I request it the old fashioned way of flipping the boy I mean driver a shiny dime?
 
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Let me be clear: I fully support Amazon taking measures to ensure the safety of their drivers. However, I question why my entire smart home system had to be rendered unusable during their internal investigation. It seems more sensible to impose a temporary delivery restriction or purchasing ban on my account. Submitting video evidence from multiple angles right after my initial call with the executive appeared to have little impact on their decision to disable my account.
This incident has led me to question my relationship with Amazon. After nearly a decade of loyalty, I’ve been given a harsh reminder that a misunderstanding can lead to such drastic measures. It seems more reasonable to handle such issues in a more compartmentalized way, rather than a blanket shutdown of all services.
Due to this experience, I am seriously considering discontinuing my use of Amazon Echo devices and will caution others about this incident. This ordeal has made a case for a more personalized home assistant system, perhaps utilizing Raspberry Pi devices scattered around the house.
You ABSOLUTE SOYBUG. Blithering tech-slave moron. This urkle-ass motherfucker with a miniscule soul. Amazon shut down his entire house for some made-up fairytale bullshit and he's only CONSIDERING severing his relationship with them.

"Oh but being able to turn on my lights with my cellphone is so convenient" Bitch, drop the soylent and use your hands. Your ancestors would be ashamed of you. If your grandaddy had known how you'd turn out, he would have neutered himself with a shotgun then and there.

"This ordeal has made a case for a more personalized home assistant system, perhaps utilizing Raspberry Pi devices scattered around the house." Raspberry Pi? Instead of hooking up your fridge to talk to your toaster with a raspberry Pi, how about you get a wife to bake you a raspberry pie instead? Do you really need your coffee maker to have wi-fi access? If Benjamin Franklin knew what they'd be using electricity for he would have never flown that kite. I hope Amazon revokes your citizenship.

Uncle Ted was right.
 
You can never relax.
Its already like that with social media, some cunt or nigger wants to end you all they have to do is use your account and pic then ask other cunts, niggers and their cuck allies to do it

Nobody cares until is their ass getting ratio'd
They only written two articles and no work history that I can connect them that matches the photo comes up. The person photo leads to sweater catalog and no other social media or websites.
Look at how he writes, he's a total cuck and is probably afraid amazon is gonna sue his ass because he didnt read the tos and the part that specifies that amazon can shut down you home heating in the middle of a blizzard for no reason and wont be held liable if his entire family freezes to death, then will sue his relatives for talking about it

And if you think I'm making shit up the entire lawsuit for joystick drift against nintendo is being thrown out the window by a judge because all those millions of bing-bing-wahoo! soycucks signed a tos saying they cant sue nintendo for any reason whatsoever
Instead it's your doorbell ratting you out to Amazon to have them turn off your air conditioner and refrigerator.
Wait until they can turn off your car in the middle of fucking nowhere, like a desert

You could die waiting for tech support, or walking to the next town

"but I'm in yurop and my country is the size of a province! I can just walk!"

Then they'll strand you in the middle of a no-go zone like malmo or those arab neighbors of paris for the sandniggers to culturally enrich your ass
they were trying to sell me a smart one.
I remember when they started talking about smart shit they were saying stuff like a dishwasher that can load itself with an arm or something, or a real auto-cooker, not this shit

As for why they want to sell it its because its literally the same shit but with a iot module that costs like $1 but they get you to pay like 50% more than the dumb model, plus sell you a subscription to some bullshit app service

It works because normalfags are borderline retards who think this shit is all magic. These people werent even online before the iphone because they couldnt figure out a modem
 
Then that supervisor passes it through the chain of command and it gets to an entirely different department who then make the decision to shit off his unrelated smart home devices.
They didn't choose to shut down his unrelated devices, they chose to suspend his amazon account, and because he's a retarded retard who was running everything through amazon's servers it had the side effect of shutting everything down.
 
FYI to anyone reading this with even a modicum of tech know-how. You can self host Home Assistant, it's open source and the most robust home automation software that exists. It's also completely local and a company will never revoke your access for saying naughty words. It's way less complicated than the Medium OP thinks with "scattering RPis everywhere", you can host it on a single rpi or anything else not made by pozzed retards. It interfaces with almost any "smart home" tech on the market. Ditch the fucking corpo spy tech, this has been a solved issue for years now.
Another option is a cheap PLC from China and whatever relays, timers, remotes, or sensors you want. They use programming called "ladder logic" and it's my understanding it's essentially programming by flow chart. You can even network them and even if Beijing is listening, they'll have bigger fish to fry when they see you're not military or a factory they can steal IP from. Unless you plug in a camera/microphone, it's not like they can actually see/hear anyway. You can even integrate "dumb" things with hardware switches if you're competent with soldering.
 
Another option is a cheap PLC from China and whatever relays, timers, remotes, or sensors you want. They use programming called "ladder logic" and it's my understanding it's essentially programming by flow chart. You can even network them and even if Beijing is listening, they'll have bigger fish to fry when they see you're not military or a factory they can steal IP from. Unless you plug in a camera/microphone, it's not like they can actually see/hear anyway. You can even integrate "dumb" things with hardware switches if you're competent with soldering.
Ladder logic is a little more complex than programming by flow chart. You'll want function block diagrams for that. If you want to home automate I would recommend a maple systems HMI/PLC combo. The software for it is free and easy enough to pickup and you'll have a graphical touch screen display that you can use to play sabaton as you release the claymore roombas.
 
I think smarthouses are a brilliant concept for people who live with chronic disabilities or infirmities. Systems that compensate for physical disabilities or will do things like tell elderly people that the stove has been left on would give a huge amount of independence back to those who have lost it.

But instead of smarthouses, we have stupidhouses, and stupider people.

Somewhere, something went terribly wrong.
 
Shit like this is why I actively avoid as much high tech stuff as possible.
 
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