A Tale of Unwanted Disruption: My Week Without Amazon - Cuck gets cucked out from his amazon(tm) house because tyrone accused him of RAYCISS

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Wednesday, May 31, 2023, I finally regained access to my Amazon account after an unexpected and unwarranted lockout that lasted nearly a week, from Thursday, May 25. This wasn’t just a simple inconvenience, though. I have a smart home, and my primary means of interfacing with all the devices and automations is through Amazon Echo devices via Alexa. This incident left me with a house full of unresponsive devices, a silent Alexa, and a lot of questions.

Unpacking the Cause​

The sequence of events that led to this digital exile began innocuously enough. A package was delivered to my house on Wednesday, May 24, and everything seemed fine. The following day, however, I found that my Echo Show had signed out, and I was unable to interact with my smart home devices. My initial assumption was that someone might have attempted to access my account repeatedly, triggering a lockout. I use a fairly old email address for my Amazon account, and it’s plausible that an old password might have been exposed in a past data breach. However, I currently use strong, auto-generated passwords via Apple and employ two-factor authentication with an authenticator app, so unauthorized access seemed unlikely.
I swiftly checked my other accounts (social media, streaming apps, etc.) to ensure I hadn’t been compromised. All seemed normal, with no flood of notifications from Microsoft Authenticator that would indicate an attempted breach. Puzzled, I followed the advice of the Amazon app and dialed the customer service number it provided. That’s when things began to take a surreal turn.

An Unexpected Accusation​

The representative told me I should have received an email, which I indeed found in my inbox. It was from an executive at Amazon. As I dialed the number provided in the email, I half-wondered if Amazon was experiencing some issues and I was unwittingly falling into a scam.
When I connected with the executive, they asked if I knew why my account had been locked. When I answered I was unsure, their tone turned somewhat accusatory. I was told that the driver who had delivered my package reported receiving racist remarks from my “Ring doorbell” (it’s actually a Eufy, but I’ll let it slide).

Addressing the Problem​

Here’s where things got even more baffling. First, I have multiple cameras recording everything that happens on my property. If the driver’s claims were accurate, I could easily verify them with video footage. Second, most delivery drivers in my area share the same race as me and my family. It seemed highly unlikely that we would make such remarks. Finally, when I asked what time the alleged incident occurred, I realized it was practically impossible for anyone in my house to have made those comments, as nobody was home around that time (approximately 6:05 PM).
I reviewed the footage and confirmed that no such comments had been made. Instead, the Eufy doorbell had issued an automated response: “Excuse me, can I help you?” The driver, who was walking away and wearing headphones, must have misinterpreted the message. Nevertheless, by the following day, my Amazon account was locked, and all my Echo devices were logged out.
Let me be clear: I fully support Amazon taking measures to ensure the safety of their drivers. However, I question why my entire smart home system had to be rendered unusable during their internal investigation. It seems more sensible to impose a temporary delivery restriction or purchasing ban on my account. Submitting video evidence from multiple angles right after my initial call with the executive appeared to have little impact on their decision to disable my account.

The Fallout​

This incident has led me to question my relationship with Amazon. After nearly a decade of loyalty, I’ve been given a harsh reminder that a misunderstanding can lead to such drastic measures. It seems more reasonable to handle such issues in a more compartmentalized way, rather than a blanket shutdown of all services.
Due to this experience, I am seriously considering discontinuing my use of Amazon Echo devices and will caution others about this incident. This ordeal has made a case for a more personalized home assistant system, perhaps utilizing Raspberry Pi devices scattered around the house.

The Resolution​

Despite promptly submitting video evidence immediately upon learning of the issue, my account remained locked. The timing couldn’t have been worse: the onset of Labor Day weekend was approaching, and I was keen to resolve the issue before the long weekend. However, despite numerous calls and emails, it wasn’t until Friday afternoon that I received confirmation that the investigation had started. I was told to expect a response within two business days, meaning not until Tuesday of the following week at the earliest.
In the end, my account was unlocked on Wednesday, with no follow-up email to inform me of the resolution. This incident stands as a stark reminder of the need for better customer service and a more nuanced approach to incident management.
Through sharing my experience, I hope to encourage Amazon to reform and rethink their approach to handling such situations in the future. It’s essential for customers to feel confident in the security and reliability of their services, especially when those services are integral to the functionality of their homes. It’s time for Amazon to take a more customer-focused approach to problem-solving and conflict resolution.
Update: for those saying I’m okay with this happening to a “real racist” I’m not. If someone bought and paid for a device they should be able to use it at least on their own property/ if it doesn’t hurt anyone else. I’m only pushing this story so that this WONT happen to any one else. Regardless of their race, religion, beliefs, if you paid for it you should OWN it.
 
> However, I question why my entire smart home system had to be rendered unusable during their internal investigation. It seems more sensible to impose a temporary delivery restriction or purchasing ban on my account.

Even in retrospect he goes to cuck-bargaining from his metaphorical bedroom corner of pious-consoomer to tech-god interactions
 
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the Eufy doorbell had issued an automated response: “Excuse me, can I help you?” The driver, who was walking away and wearing headphones, must have misinterpreted the message.
I love that some overworked driver who self-admittedly couldn't hear shit through headphones thought that the doorbell might have said something naughty was enough for them to cut power to the customers entire house for multiple days lmao
 
I love that some overworked driver who self-admittedly couldn't hear shit through headphones thought that the doorbell might have said something naughty was enough for them to cut power to the customers entire house for multiple days lmao
How the fuck would the driver have misinterpreted that as any anti-black slur? Unless "Excuse me, can I help you?" Is a microagression implying black and brown queer bodies dont belong or something
 
How the fuck would the driver have misinterpreted that as any anti-black slur? Unless "Excuse me, can I help you?" Is a microagression implying black and brown queer bodies dont belong or something


"Amuse me, Jigaboo" ( you got dem tap-shoes on doncha?)
 
Louis Rossman made a video about this:
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(Update) I’ve shared this with Louis Rossmann. I shared with him the videos and emails and he verified this really did happen. I don’t really want to dox myself if I can help it. Link to his video:
 
About two weeks ago or so, I had an Amazon delivery not show up and be marked delivered. I eventually found out two days later after asking EVERYONE on my road that it had been delivered 7 doors away. During these two days I repeatedly rang Amazon customer support and abused the useless pajeet on the other end saying her and "Muhammed" who claimed to have delivered this parcel were both (here's an exact verbatim quote) "Useless street shitting pajeet morons" and to tell their boss "Amazon needs to hire call centre workers in England instead of India and stop hiring paki delivery drivers as they are all retards".

I don't have any smart home shit and if they ban my Amazon account I don't care.

I told them I never got it off the neighbour and got a refund. Never heard anything else about it lol.
 
Imagine this happening and not immediately burning every Amazon device in the house.

This cuck cried that he was banned for nothing, proved it was over a false accusation and still goes back to get cucked harder? lol, lmao even.

The next time a parcel is dropped off, he should say "Thanks, Nigger!". He knows he will get away with it at least once.

I'd never order from Amazon again if this was me. Zero satisfactory response despite proof that no racist remarks had been said.

I wonder if this is a grift where drivers try to get sympathy bux by crying racism?
 
FYI to anyone reading this with even a modicum of tech know-how. You can self host Home Assistant, it's open source and the most robust home automation software that exists. It's also completely local and a company will never revoke your access for saying naughty words. It's way less complicated than the Medium OP thinks with "scattering RPis everywhere", you can host it on a single rpi or anything else not made by pozzed retards. It interfaces with almost any "smart home" tech on the market. Ditch the fucking corpo spy tech, this has been a solved issue for years now.
 
Assuming this is true, this went from a scene of sci-fi fiction in my head to the beginning of it actually happening in about 4 years. Frijoles.gif

I think that might be the fastest transition from schizophrenic musings to reality so far.
 
We are living in the gayest cyberpunk imaginable
We thought it was going to be Skynet and we'd be slaughtered by Terminators, but at least they'd look cool and awesome.

Instead it's your doorbell ratting you out to Amazon to have them turn off your air conditioner and refrigerator.
 
I love that some overworked driver who self-admittedly couldn't hear shit through headphones thought that the doorbell might have said something naughty was enough for them to cut power to the customers entire house for multiple days lmao
I'm sensing a really fun opportunity for those 4chan users of a melanated persuasion.
 
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