A Tale of Unwanted Disruption: My Week Without Amazon - Cuck gets cucked out from his amazon(tm) house because tyrone accused him of RAYCISS

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Wednesday, May 31, 2023, I finally regained access to my Amazon account after an unexpected and unwarranted lockout that lasted nearly a week, from Thursday, May 25. This wasn’t just a simple inconvenience, though. I have a smart home, and my primary means of interfacing with all the devices and automations is through Amazon Echo devices via Alexa. This incident left me with a house full of unresponsive devices, a silent Alexa, and a lot of questions.

Unpacking the Cause​

The sequence of events that led to this digital exile began innocuously enough. A package was delivered to my house on Wednesday, May 24, and everything seemed fine. The following day, however, I found that my Echo Show had signed out, and I was unable to interact with my smart home devices. My initial assumption was that someone might have attempted to access my account repeatedly, triggering a lockout. I use a fairly old email address for my Amazon account, and it’s plausible that an old password might have been exposed in a past data breach. However, I currently use strong, auto-generated passwords via Apple and employ two-factor authentication with an authenticator app, so unauthorized access seemed unlikely.
I swiftly checked my other accounts (social media, streaming apps, etc.) to ensure I hadn’t been compromised. All seemed normal, with no flood of notifications from Microsoft Authenticator that would indicate an attempted breach. Puzzled, I followed the advice of the Amazon app and dialed the customer service number it provided. That’s when things began to take a surreal turn.

An Unexpected Accusation​

The representative told me I should have received an email, which I indeed found in my inbox. It was from an executive at Amazon. As I dialed the number provided in the email, I half-wondered if Amazon was experiencing some issues and I was unwittingly falling into a scam.
When I connected with the executive, they asked if I knew why my account had been locked. When I answered I was unsure, their tone turned somewhat accusatory. I was told that the driver who had delivered my package reported receiving racist remarks from my “Ring doorbell” (it’s actually a Eufy, but I’ll let it slide).

Addressing the Problem​

Here’s where things got even more baffling. First, I have multiple cameras recording everything that happens on my property. If the driver’s claims were accurate, I could easily verify them with video footage. Second, most delivery drivers in my area share the same race as me and my family. It seemed highly unlikely that we would make such remarks. Finally, when I asked what time the alleged incident occurred, I realized it was practically impossible for anyone in my house to have made those comments, as nobody was home around that time (approximately 6:05 PM).
I reviewed the footage and confirmed that no such comments had been made. Instead, the Eufy doorbell had issued an automated response: “Excuse me, can I help you?” The driver, who was walking away and wearing headphones, must have misinterpreted the message. Nevertheless, by the following day, my Amazon account was locked, and all my Echo devices were logged out.
Let me be clear: I fully support Amazon taking measures to ensure the safety of their drivers. However, I question why my entire smart home system had to be rendered unusable during their internal investigation. It seems more sensible to impose a temporary delivery restriction or purchasing ban on my account. Submitting video evidence from multiple angles right after my initial call with the executive appeared to have little impact on their decision to disable my account.

The Fallout​

This incident has led me to question my relationship with Amazon. After nearly a decade of loyalty, I’ve been given a harsh reminder that a misunderstanding can lead to such drastic measures. It seems more reasonable to handle such issues in a more compartmentalized way, rather than a blanket shutdown of all services.
Due to this experience, I am seriously considering discontinuing my use of Amazon Echo devices and will caution others about this incident. This ordeal has made a case for a more personalized home assistant system, perhaps utilizing Raspberry Pi devices scattered around the house.

The Resolution​

Despite promptly submitting video evidence immediately upon learning of the issue, my account remained locked. The timing couldn’t have been worse: the onset of Labor Day weekend was approaching, and I was keen to resolve the issue before the long weekend. However, despite numerous calls and emails, it wasn’t until Friday afternoon that I received confirmation that the investigation had started. I was told to expect a response within two business days, meaning not until Tuesday of the following week at the earliest.
In the end, my account was unlocked on Wednesday, with no follow-up email to inform me of the resolution. This incident stands as a stark reminder of the need for better customer service and a more nuanced approach to incident management.
Through sharing my experience, I hope to encourage Amazon to reform and rethink their approach to handling such situations in the future. It’s essential for customers to feel confident in the security and reliability of their services, especially when those services are integral to the functionality of their homes. It’s time for Amazon to take a more customer-focused approach to problem-solving and conflict resolution.
Update: for those saying I’m okay with this happening to a “real racist” I’m not. If someone bought and paid for a device they should be able to use it at least on their own property/ if it doesn’t hurt anyone else. I’m only pushing this story so that this WONT happen to any one else. Regardless of their race, religion, beliefs, if you paid for it you should OWN it.
 
Jebus Fucking Christ, "people" are becoming literal cucks to Big Tech. They insist on having "smart" everything, then act shocked when their pod is shut off because their Amazon delivery driver thinks that their doorbell called him a nigger faggot.

I agree that if this is the end point of a cyberpunk dystopia, it's way more fucking autistic than the classic cyberpunk novels of the 80s. In the novels, the protagonist finds a way to burrow into the bowels of the surveillance state and fucks up the system from the inside.

IRL the podpeople just call the "customer service" hotline and REEEEEEEE to some droid in India that their pod has been yeeted, and it takes a week just to figure out why, then another two weeks to get the pod turned back on.

People seem to be unable to refrain from posting their "fuck the man" protests on social media and then act surprised when the secret police (FBI) drag them into the night.

The youth don't seem to care either, they can't interact with anything technological that doesn't involve a smartphone app. They can't even work a fucking laptop computer with Windows 11 anymore. Linux? hahaha get fucked. It is a really sad state of affairs; at least in the novels there were cyber-rebels who knew what the fuck they were doing.
 
Another option is a cheap PLC from China and whatever relays, timers, remotes, or sensors you want. They use programming called "ladder logic" and it's my understanding it's essentially programming by flow chart. You can even network them and even if Beijing is listening, they'll have bigger fish to fry when they see you're not military or a factory they can steal IP from. Unless you plug in a camera/microphone, it's not like they can actually see/hear anyway. You can even integrate "dumb" things with hardware switches if you're competent with soldering.
Ladder logic is a little more complex than programming by flow chart. You'll want function block diagrams for that. If you want to home automate I would recommend a maple systems HMI/PLC combo. The software for it is free and easy enough to pickup and you'll have a graphical touch screen display that you can use to play sabaton as you release the claymore roombas.
There are custom foss firmwares for a bunch of this iot shit specially cameras so there are ways around this that dont require a phd or selling your ass to the chicom
I think smarthouses are a brilliant concept for people who live with chronic disabilities or infirmities.
What would be cool is a sort of implant that monitors your health so if you vitals drop they send you an ambulance, really useful not just for the handicap and the old but also people who live alone
In the novels, the protagonist finds a way to burrow into the bowels of the surveillance state and fucks up the system from the inside.
Thats because you need a happy ending to keep it interesting else it becomes one of those super depressing novels where everybody is fucked but few people buy those
 
There are custom foss firmwares for a bunch of this iot shit specially cameras so there are ways around this that dont require a phd or selling your ass to the chicom
Do you have recommendations on any good ones? I've been looking for this exact thing, specifically the cameras.
 
Do you have recommendations on any good ones? I've been looking for this exact thing, specifically the cameras.
NGL I just found out last week about it and havent had time to look more because of work but they got a list of compatible controllers, gotta look around if theres also a list of actual cameras using those controllers

I'm particularly annoyed by the cameras that force you to use their paid cloud
 
NGL I just found out last week about it and havent had time to look more because of work but they got a list of compatible controllers, gotta look around if theres also a list of actual cameras using those controllers

I'm particularly annoyed by the cameras that force you to use their paid cloud
A'ight. I was looking at Amcrest as far as cameras that could be hooked up to something like HomeAssistant and used without an internet connection, but I don't think they have actual open firmware replacements.
 
What would be cool is a sort of implant that monitors your health so if you vitals drop they send you an ambulance, really useful not just for the handicap and the old but also people who live alone
Or at least call you. Just in case it's a false alarm.
 
Assuming this is true, this went from a scene of sci-fi fiction in my head to the beginning of it actually happening in about 4 years. View attachment 5161764

I think that might be the fastest transition from schizophrenic musings to reality so far.
I'm pretty sure I saw that movie, it was a low budget 80s thriller about a near-future guy who's digital identity (like our modern certificates) gets lost and he can't operate any machines including his phone, car or front door. I think his house called the cops on him and they basically arrested him for having no ID.

Pretty cool movie, don't really remember it but the premise stuck with me.
 
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