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I sure hope Shane sues me next!
Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.
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Mr. "Retired at 40"
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You don't get to nearly 400lbs buying your own groceries.
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You don't get it. He's only PRETENDING to be a future hobo to give us a big swerve that he's actually a super millionaire hacker.
He only needs to oink a little more to clarify.
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He's just too retarded to spell retarded.
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He's fat enough that unless he's extremely well endowed (which he isn't) it will be completely covered by his gunt.
Need4Sneed
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What a bold stragtegy. On Twitter, Shane was selling his bullshit story to randoms making fun of him. Now he with starts stuff like this on Facebook with people that his is presumably supposed to know IRL.
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Shane should repay US taxpayers for the fraud he is perpetuating on them by being sent to Ukraine to throw paint-filled balloons at Russian tanks.
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There is nearly a 100% chance of that happening. Instead of taking the ban from Twitter as a way to step away for a little bit and lay low, he's going to chimp out and spill his spaghetti on Facebook. His previous actions have been recorded forever but he has an opportunity to avoid lolcow drama and be forgotten about. What's he going to do instead? Fight the Internet and get his rotten teeth kicked out of his head.
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I mean what else could he do at this point, stop fighting people?
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"Am I out of touch?
No, it's literally every other human being on earth who is wrong."
-Shane "Daddy Cum Cannon" Nokes
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Maybe he's a philanthropist with the money he makes from every device you own, and he funds the foodbank
his dead mother being called a fat cow? his partner being called a disgusting whore? him being forever exposed as a useless retard bum? That was all fair game, but losing his precious Twitter is a step too far! Nice priorities, stupid.
It's particularly funny how he got banned from Twitter and Reddit while claiming MODERATION WAS HIS JOB AT XBOX. This user content policy expert thought "ur a nazi. nazis need to die" was a clever circunvention of the ToS that the pajeets wouldn't catch.
Shane is anything but clever.
TheAmbiguousLurker
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Aw shit, I know this is like the fourth time he's declared the kid gloves to be off and that we're really fucked now, but I think this time he's super cerial!
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Found courtesy of the brother men. This guy is insane. 
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Oh a Microsoft e-mail? Oh my, he's pulling out the big guns now.Someone capped this from Shane's Facebook:
We're now apparently in the find out era. How... Terrifying.
Except... he wouldn't still have one if he wasn't working there. The moment you leave / are fired / let go you access is cut so you can't access the network and potentially steal company secrets. Your account is still active for a while afterwards as they wind up going through your shit to see if there's anything there. But no. If he was let go, as he claims, then he wouldn't have a Microsoft e-mail address unless it's one he paid for or it's something like bullshit AT Microsoft DOT xyz or some domain that M$ didn't gobble up.
So show us your M$ address Shame. Put all the haters and doubters to rest and prove you're still a badass Microsoft employee.
He's being super smart by going to food banks so he can spend all his SSI money on Mountain Dew.
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It's not exactly a M$ email, it's just an @ live.com address.
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For someone who had a blast talking shit about the farms and provoked the users every time he got the chance. He sure gets pissy when someone else is talking about him.
What happened to that toughness that you showed around here, Tubby? You can't handle it when more people get to know how much of a shitty person you are?
Also, unlike you calling us nazi pedophiles. We have pretty good reasons to call you a pedophile, you fat piece of shit.
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His job at Xbox involved resetting user passwords because idiot kids had their XBL accounts hacked. It was subsequently revealed that he frequently used his own email address as his password on something like a third of his online accounts. Shane's complete inability to learn literally anything is really quite remarkable.
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"It will now be a matter for the courts". Two emails later: "Any and all further contact will be handled via legal counsel."
Shades of "Enjoy your block" being continued by pages of arguing.
I see the Wendy's subreddit will be missing out on Shane's erudition. Their loss.
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>We will only talk about it legally and no apology will be accepted
>you're making it worst by not shutting her up
delusional fat boy
>you're making it worst by not shutting her up
delusional fat boy