Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Cin Red]

"If this sounds like a suicide note, it is not,"

Yeah, his come to Jesus moment wouldn't be a suicide. Murder-suicide is far more likely, but good on him for finally waking up to the fact that he's a cuckold raising another man's children. Divorce arc incoming.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

*Revs Mustang*
*Peels out of church parking lot*

I am bored to tears right now at a Christian Concert (long story) reading Kiwi Farms and this just had me bark outloud. LMFAO

 

[Joggin Noggin]

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I genuinely hope this retard gets arrested, not because I like Chitwood or anything, but so Locals will ask Rekieta why he bans some retards and detractors but not the schizo man making death threats in his chat 24/7

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

I genuinely hope this retard gets arrested, not because I like Chitwood or anything, but so Locals will ask Rekieta why he bans some retards and detractors but not the schizo man making death threats in his chat 24/7

If rackets hates explaining himself to his fans imagine how much he would hate explaining himself to locals execs and the FBI?

 

[Joggin Noggin]

imagine how much he would hate explaining himself to locals execs and the FBI?

"Sorry officers, I won't talk with you until I get my attorney, Ty Beard, here"

 

[feral cat #6385]

It would be funny if he hired a PR company to clean up his image.

 

[Chibitzen]

It would be funny if he hired a PR company to clean up his image.

He'd probably hire one, then go on and on about how PR *actually* works as the expert himself, completely undermining any advice he is given. Like Meghan Markle. When one has a deficiency, just speak the alternative into existence. The simps will make it truth.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Archive from the 16th to take us contemporary. I plan to start posting from the 2 week hiatus chat tomorrow if the internet holds out. No idea how long it will take, but I will keep posting from it until done.

Nick's DnD guest was liked:

GingerWithASoul​	I don’t d&d but he seems like a fun guy
GingerWithASoul​	I also really appreciate that he’s wearing a shirt with his name on it
Gwpfark​	Listening to last night's interview. Ed Greenwood is the Bob Ross of RPGs.

SleepingPsycho​

Dude I’m doing the same and it’s my fave stream in a while

ThisJustinCase​

If anyone finds audio books of these let me know

GrouchyOldGeezer​

troof

Bread_Pitt​	I only caught the first half of last night's stream. I'm unfortunately not a D&D nerd...but how'd the direct examination format work..
Bread_Pitt​	Indirect examination might be the more apt term, and it's everso slightly more clever
Southanarchist​	I enjoyed it, but Ed is endlessly fascinating and entertaining to me. I love the world he created. I think the format will so long as it is an interesting guest
MykLikesTacos​	Pay it again Sam https://twitter.com/shouldhaveanima/status/1669755001118552068?s=46&t=zZehA-W8luxvwgwNW8KiGg
Gurnolla​	It turned into a good old interview if I'm not mistaken. I started playing D&D in the early 80's so it was very cool.

WHERE IS MY DEGEN DADDY!

Spoiler: Where else can they go?

Vawus​

I'm fearing vacation might've make Nick become more serious and pensive and I hope not. WTF Wednesday, and drunk Fridays are fun and it's good to have a mix imo between serious discussion and roasting the groomer faggots and fats

DnLMentors​	he made it sound like drunk fridays are gone
DnLMentors​	he talked about some change up last night on his stream.

Vawus​

This chat is being too wholesome for a Friday

DnLMentors​

think everyone just waiting for Nick he hinted at Changes.

Bread_Pitt​

Yes I'm finna unfuck that

CdrRose​	The interview idea is a nice change, good to mix things up and experiment
CdrRose​	Things get stale and boring after a while
Southanarchist​	I think Nick is beginning to get bored with streaming

CdrRose​	Hm good point. That would be interesting to know. @RekietaLaw are you starting to get bored with streaming?
Southanarchist​	He’s almost never in here nowadays

CdrRose​

Maybe bored with chat to lol

Southanarchist​	In his defense he has in incentivized for months now to not engage with us in here. With KF and the cunthia shit he only gives them more ammo when he engages with us. There is zero incentive to be in here.
Bread_Pitt​	Still waiting for the 5k sub stream
Southanarchist​	Bahahahahahahahahahaha

Brimstoneddd​	He's "outgrown" us... This reminds me of when Metallica cut their hair and sold out... Lol
dumb_beard​	He did some space mushrooms and now he's all up on another plane of existence or whatever

Vawus​

Vices is the new Nick lol Friday show fun. Too bad it's on YouTube though

Southanarchist​

Yep and only once a month

Vawus​

Sadly yeah. Wondering what the new calm Nick sober Fridays will be like

The caprice of Rekieta Chat:

BillDozer74​

Fuck Gary and FNT.

Southanarchist​

Y r u gay

BillDozer74​	They inflamed the homosexuality within with the excessive faggotry of not streaming to rumble as well.
BillDozer74​	Gary is compromised. Yt got to him didn’t they?
Southanarchist​	You do realize it literally took Nick getting yeeted from YT to consistently stream on rumble

BillDozer74​

Idgaf. Maybe be proactive and not reactive. Maybe acknowledge the crowd you have on rumble instead of acting like we don’t matter.

BillDozer74​

He can do what he wants, but my opinion is it’s faggy.

 

[Maude Snew]

Pure serendipity. Can't wait until he comes out on his show.

We used to think it was a joke, or at least didn't want to face reality that has been laid out over the last few months to a point where we can't deny it anymore. It's true. This man has no dick.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

It would be funny if he hired a PR company to clean up his image.

I would be very surprised if he hired any PR people himself. He's too delusional to accept that any clean up was needed. I could see Rumble trying to "help" him though and present him with alternatives that aren't destroying his business, and potentially even help him book guests. I have no idea if that's what's happening, but if something like that is he'll let something slip eventually.

I recall he said something about how he planned to bring up how much Locals not having a block feature hurt his platform there, which suggested he was going to have a meeting with them about his metrics (which I doubt could be that pretty to look at at this point).

Vawus​

I'm fearing vacation might've make Nick become more serious and pensive and I hope not. WTF Wednesday, and drunk Fridays are fun and it's good to have a mix imo between serious discussion and roasting the groomer faggots and fats

This is Rekieta's problem. Presumably, a big chunk of the people who are still watching Rekieta like what his content became. Now he will trade in the people complaining about Coomalot or Dick in the comment section on Friday streams with people complaining that they actually liked the Friday trainwrecks. Which means...

This sounds like he's finally heard the 'pull up' alarm bells. Let's see how much (if at all) he walks back the degeneracy and brings back the law talk.

It's too late. If he listened to "pull up" when it was happening he could have course corrected. He's months too late for that now, IMO.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I would be very surprised if he hired any PR people himself. He's too delusional to accept that any clean up was needed. I could see Rumble trying to "help" him though and present him with alternatives that aren't destroying his business, and potentially even help him book guests. I have no idea if that's what's happening, but if something like that is he'll let something slip eventually.

I recall he said something about how he planned to bring up how much Locals not having a block feature hurt his platform there, which suggested he was going to have a meeting with them about his metrics (which I doubt could be that pretty to look at at this point).


This is Rekieta's problem. Presumably, a big chunk of the people who are still watching Rekieta like what his content became. Now he will trade in the people complaining about Coomalot or Dick in the comment section on Friday streams with people complaining that they actually liked the Friday trainwrecks. Which means...


It's too late. If he listened to "pull up" when it was happening he could have course corrected. He's months too late for that now, IMO.

Jack Murphy re-brand when?

You are all too correct that he converted most of his audience and cannot exactly go back to what he was. He is going to have to start back somewhere near the bottom to work his way back up to the level of passive support he has lost. I think he sees his trial stream audience as the way to do that and get new people into the fold.

He will have to work MUCH harder to replace the degenerates he will turn off is he truly changes course, and I look forward to the sperg-outs, infighting, and maybe the DM leaks from it. He made his coom-crusted bed, now he has to lie in it.

 

[Joggin Noggin]

It's too late. If he listened to "pull up" when it was happening he could have course corrected. He's months too late for that now, IMO.

Yeah, if he tries to pull another 180 back to just his old content, chat will constantly be on his ass about feigning not being a coomer. If the Romaine and Ricardo shit reaches the general chatters, it'll be even harder for him to pivot away from.

 

[Spaded Dave]

He's months too late for that now, IMO.

If he got back to exactly how he was when he was most entertaining for me and stuck with that permanently I would still not be able to watch his shows. The mask is off and you can't put it back on.

 

[Chibitzen]

We knew it was inevitable. The retard rebrand of the rebrand. Predictable but funny.

It isn't going to be so easy for the Creator. His old audience was his platform, which translated into his overall appeal. We saw how great that went. His image also being tainted with other colorful revelations and themes have managed to overwrite his old audience relationships and have gone a long way to obliterate any simblance of innocence and mystery between them. Anyone not witnessing his decline has long been disconnected, so not as relevant.

The trial streams were successful precisely because it mostly brought in people who didn't know him as that audience was also newer. Now he is too well known I think and the trial watchers are an established demo. Even if he disavows his past somehow and drops covering trials. Thanks to the Power of the Grift and the intensely incestuous relations that exists between many YT streamers, he will never be able to fully live down Old Nick without divorcing the streaming platform altogether. Any lies he engages in will catch up with him. There's no image rehab for habitual liars.

Once the genie is out of the bottle, it is done forever. He can't remake his audience to tailor his whims. He can't remake himself and hope his audience changes too. He had caught the wave and so some things are as permanent as his personality. Both his rise and persona are now well documented on YT. Moreso on KF.

UNLESS... he troons out. Then he kills his ENTIRE audience. Effectively mentioning RekietaLaw will be deadnaming. His old audience will hate him, but the base who currently hate him would find a way to love him. Degeneracy achieved! The first transgender sheister internet trial stream lawyer. Even Emily might crap her pants.

 

[Swole McPole]

This is a way better response to burnout than being a coomer on the internet and attacking your audience. Shame he didn't do this when the shit hit the fan. I don't know if he'll gain back the old audience after what he is done.

He's got no chance. Look at his locals. That's supposed to be his hardcore supporters -- the people who care most about Rekieta and his show. It's a fucking shit-show. A parade of bullies, morons, slappers and coomers putting it all on display.

Anybody who wasn't completely and fundamentally broken would take one look at that place and run like hell in the opposite direction. Imagine your work colleagues finding out that that was how you spent your spare time -- hanging out with Still_born and ArttheCuck. Your reputation would completely tank.

I guess that's why they are all so terrified of getting doxxed. They know that nobody's going to swat these nonentities. But they sure don't want Bob from Accounting finding out that the wife they met at the office Christmas party was showing off her body with 'Rackets Wuz Here' scrawled across her belly.

If the Romaine and Ricardo shit reaches the general chatters, it'll be even harder for him to pivot away from.

Did the announcement of a new direction happen after the revelations about Romaine and Ricardo? I wonder if the two things are connected?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

This sounds like he's finally heard the 'pull up' alarm bells. Let's see how much (if at all) he walks back the degeneracy and brings back the law talk.

Man I hope so. I would love a return to things like chad dad streams instead of the meandering, drunken debauchery that seems to permeate every stream now.

 

[Hraf]

Man I hope so. I would love a return to things like chad dad streams instead of the meandering, drunken debauchery that seems to permeate every stream now.

But would you even believe that he's a Chad Dad anymore? To be more accurate to the name, the other guests would have to be giving him advice like "maybe don't go near the swinger resort, and definitely don't friend your bulls online," while he sits there chafing under it like a chided child.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Recent announcment:

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I wonder what could be driving this change? Sudden looming loss of income perhaps???

You would think that the first few steps to quitting nightly streaming and effectively your job would involve:

1) selling your dumb luxury purchases like your Mustang to recoup some of your losses
2) not make rash decisions to kill your source of income after giving up two straight weeks of revenue to spend God-knows-how-much on a Rekieta-Beverley-Hillbilly-family group vacation

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

The creators of the "Balldo's Gate" franchise present Balldo's Gate: Dark Alliance

I guess I have to make Swingers of the Caribbean as a competitor then.

"Sorry officers, I won't talk with you until I get my attorney, Ty Beard, here"

If it's Ty Beard, he'll show up several hours after the interrogation claiming attorney-client privilege.

 

[JudyGemstone]

Not I, at least. I might like the content now, but I am soured on the host

• Same. Such a let down. We simply cannot unsee what we've already seen. Romaine & Ricardo did it for me. True or not. Gives a whole new meaning to going on vacation and getting some R&R.

In terms of the guests for the interview shows, the quality/prominence of the guest he had this week and the one he said he hopes to do next week appear way above what I would have expected. Is he really booking all these guests himself?

• If he were to hire a booking producer, their rates are based on what big wigs they know. You want Crowder level guests? $130K minimum for a booking producer of that caliber.
• Do you honestly think Nick would listen to any ideas a producer has for him? He's even said he can't be "boxed in" ....... whatever the fuck that means. (Also said no successful creator ever.)
• He acts like he wants to talk to "all these people" yet they're only people HE wants to talk to, some that aren't interesting to an audience or even sub gaining.
• Again, he's a pariah of a show to be on. His billboard should say, "Want to get canceled? Want to lower your reputation? Rekieta Law is here to help!"
• If he wants to "expand and rebrand" he needs to think outside of his normal box. That's not going to happen though.

This sounds like he's finally heard the 'pull up' alarm bells. Let's see how much (if at all) he walks back the degeneracy and brings back the law talk.

2) You HAD a durable, long-term plan. The only thing not durable in the situation was your commitment. Until that is fixed the only thing long-term about your life will be your alcoholism.

• In terms of commitment, are you talking laziness? If it's that, 100% agree.
• Nick reminds me of every celebrity that garners fame. Their star rises, they think they can do anything and that they're invincible, then they always say or do something to fuck it all up. Nick was different though. He got back on YT after being banned........... so he thought he was godlike. His ultimate downfall.

I would be very surprised if he hired any PR people himself. He's too delusional to accept that any clean up was needed. I could see Rumble trying to "help" him though and present him with alternatives that aren't destroying his business, and potentially even help him book guests. I have no idea if that's what's happening, but if something like that is he'll let something slip eventually.

• If he hired any PR people, the first thing they would tell him is to tell his audience he's going on a 2-3 month hiatus, not stream, go dark, and that fucker would be in planning meetings with them telling him what to do. Again, this is a guy who said he doesn't do well with people telling him what to do. Imagine a PR firm all over his ass. He would be freaking out like a fucking toddler.
• Rumble doesn't "help" people with PR or booking guests. Creators do that shit themselves. Another reason why Nick is a fucking retard. Every fucking successful creator atleast has a producer. He refuses out of not wanting to lose control.

It isn't going to be so easy for the Creator. His old audience was his platform, which translated into his overall appeal. We saw how great that went. His image also being tainted with other colorful revelations and themes have managed to overwrite his old audience relationships and have gone a long way to obliterate any simblance of innocence and mystery between them. Anyone not witnessing his decline has long been disconnected, so not as relevant.

• Again, why a PR would tell him to go dark for 3 months and literally wash away whatever taste is in people's mouths and start over as you started. The way your audience first saw you. You see him now.............. he tells people to fucking leave if they don't like him now............ and they do.

You would think that the first few steps to quitting nightly streaming and effectively your job would involve:

1) selling your dumb luxury purchases like your Mustang to recoup some of your losses
2) not make rash decisions to kill your source of income after giving up two straight weeks of revenue to spend God-knows-how-much on a Rekieta-Beverley-Hillbilly-family group vacation

• This is what happens when you're a fucking trust fund kid, or you think you know better than anyone, and you have something to prove.
• He's going on luxury 2 week vacations while still asking people to donate to his lawsuit that he fucking asked for.
• He lives in bumfuck Minnesota. What the fuck does he need a Mustang for? He needs a fucking truck with all the snow.
• The amount of vacations this asshole goes on is pretty unbelievable. Ask a real lawyer around his age how many they get to go on. I'll answer since I know a few........... they usually go on one splurgy vacation a year they have to save up for.
• Montagraph should have asked for more than $50k. The prick needs to learn he isn't invincible. He also needs to learn what it's actually like to work for money. What other fucking job would allow you to walk in 20 minutes late everyday?