🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Mr. Manchester]

As a clumsy galoot who spills and drops shit all the time, I always find this a confounding thing to brag about. Especially when you know damn well he has actively sucked spilled booze off of dirty tables and floors. At this point, this broke bitch is probably soaking up spilled booze in his dirty compression socks and wringing them out back into his solo cups.

It's because Ric Flair said it and Ralph likes to watch greasy men perform ballet while acting out a soap opera.

 

[Burd Turglar]

It's because Ric Flair said it and Ralph likes to watch greasy men perform ballet while acting out a soap opera.

That's just fucking pathetic. I can respect wrestling, especially the old schoolers but you can't act like you look up to these people when you have the physical prowess of literally Humpty Dumpty.

 

[Oliver Onions]

As a clumsy galoot who spills and drops shit all the time, I always find this a confounding thing to brag about.

The core of the brag is supposed to be 'I've wasted more money than you've made', but given we all know Ralph's a sloppy alcoholic it's the worst possible way he could choose to do this flex.

More perplexing is why he continues to say it, when we can see the abject poverty he lives in. It's one thing to brag about lighting cigars with $100 bills when you're wealthy* but in Ralph's position he's basically saying 'I am grossly financially irresponsible and am now facing the consequences of it'.

*You're still a cunt though, and begging the universe to fuck your shit up

 

[KneeLengthCock]

'I am grossly financially irresponsible and am now facing the consequences of it'.

Good. "The Ballad of The Angry Swine," should end with the homeless wigger dying of DT's and xannie seizures in some shit encrusted third world gutter. It is the only fitting finale.

 

[Burd Turglar]

The core of the brag is supposed to be 'I've wasted more money than you've made', but given we all know Ralph's a sloppy alcoholic it's the worst possible way he could choose to do this flex.

More perplexing is why he continues to say it, when we can see the abject poverty he lives in. It's one thing to brag about lighting cigars with $100 bills when you're wealthy* but in Ralph's position he's basically saying 'I am grossly financially irresponsible and am now facing the consequences of it'.

*You're still a cunt though, and begging the universe to fuck your shit up

I understand the concept behind the brag but it's Ralph. Like you said, we can see how poor he is. If he was so rich, why did he beg for, what, 500$ for legal fees? I'm no bit coin millionaire but 500$ is nothing.

But to be fair to Ralph, have you ever tried to get a pig to hold a solo cup? Their little cloppers just don't bend that way.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I understand the concept behind the brag but it's Ralph. Like you said, we can see how poor he is. If he was so rich, why did he beg for, what, 500$ for legal fees? I'm no bit coin millionaire but 500$ is nothing.

But to be fair to Ralph, have you ever tried to get a pig to hold a solo cup? Their little cloppers just don't bend that way.

 

[Lidl Drip]

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Nothing is more pimpin than a balding old man taking selfies in a public bathroom while wearing crooked sunglasses to hide your crooked googlyeyes. He is cranking up those facial slimming filters to the absolute max like the fat woman he is.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

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Nothing is more pimpin than a balding old man taking selfies in a public bathroom while wearing crooked sunglasses to hide your crooked googlyeyes. He is cranking up those facial slimming filters to the absolute max like the fat woman he is.

Been piggin' since piggin' was piggin'.

Seriously though he looks like a divorced dad keeping a distance from his ex and her new husband while he watches his kid's soccer game circa 1988.

 

[AnOminous]

Nothing is more pimpin than a balding old man taking selfies in a public bathroom while wearing crooked sunglasses to hide your crooked googlyeyes. He is cranking up those facial slimming filters to the absolute max like the fat woman he is.

I know elderly boomers who look younger than this slob.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

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Nothing is more pimpin than a balding old man taking selfies in a public bathroom while wearing crooked sunglasses to hide your crooked googlyeyes. He is cranking up those facial slimming filters to the absolute max like the fat woman he is.

Jesus fucking christ Ralph, I know you read this thread obsessively, so take this to heart; just FUCKING TRANSITION ALREADY.

Seriously, I have known actual straight women who aren't as much of a fucking womanly bitch as you are. Granted they were farm girls, but still, nothing about you is the slightedt bit masculine. Stop fighting it and come out as the slam-pig we all already know you are.

 

[Cringestorian X]

debunking fake news from kinofag

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i like how he censors the convicted sex offender part from kinochet tweet

 

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Ralph seems like he is in a good place. It is perfectly normal that a healthy person is unable to hold a light object steady.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

What a happened to Ralph going to Rochester for his family visit? I figured he was trying to use Father's Day as his guilt/leverage for a visit this weekend. Maybe Ralph's attempt to ruin Father's Day for the Morris family failed.

Ralph has two kids, but the only real father in either of their lives are their grandfathers. It's only fitting that Xander and Rozy will get to spend FD with the only real father figures they will ever know - Matt Vickers and Harry Morris.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

What a happened to Ralph going to Rochester for his family visit? I figured he was trying to use Father's Day as his guilt/leverage for a visit this weekend. Maybe Ralph's attempt to ruin Father's Day for the Morris family failed.

Ralph has two kids, but the only real father in either of their lives are their grandfathers. It's only fitting that Xander and Rozy will get to spend FD with the only real father figures they will ever know - Matt Vickers and Harry Morris.

Null said something on this week's MATI that this happened this week? But I can't be arsed to watch the world-famous killstream these days, and I haven't seen documentation on site.

 

[Elmo]

Null said something on this week's MATI that this happened this week? But I can't be arsed to watch the world-famous killstream these days, and I haven't seen documentation on site.

T | A

Unless something more recent happened, he's been quietly optimistic about his chances of reuniting with his horse but that they having trouble finding a compromise about the living situation (USA or Mexico).

 

[Rage Pig]

He is paying $600/month to Amanda to keep up the facade of being married. Source Harry Morris in Cogs stream.

https://twitter.com/VHS_Archive/status/1670146269602357252?t=1y1t03d5Ek41hQ5hFVQACQ&s=19

 

[AnOminous]

He is paying $600/month to Amanda to keep up the facade of being married. Source Harry Morris in Cogs stream.

https://twitter.com/VHS_Archive/status/1670146269602357252?t=1y1t03d5Ek41hQ5hFVQACQ&s=19

So basically what he did with Nora, but with the patheticism boosted an order of magnitude.

What a loser.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

He is paying $600/month to Amanda to keep up the facade of being married. Source Harry Morris in Cogs stream.

https://twitter.com/VHS_Archive/status/1670146269602357252?t=1y1t03d5Ek41hQ5hFVQACQ&s=19

$600? 600 measly dollars per month? That's his contribution to the care of his wife and child? Fucking hell. "Where's the money, Ethan," indeed.

 

[SargonF00t]

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Nothing is more pimpin than a balding old man taking selfies in a public bathroom while wearing crooked sunglasses to hide your crooked googlyeyes. He is cranking up those facial slimming filters to the absolute max like the fat woman he is.

Ralph is so fucking delusional, he appears to be implying that he is looking attractive in that photo.

This reminds me of Ian Miles Chungus saying he had worked on himself for 5 years and now he was hot.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

$600? 600 measly dollars per month? That's his contribution to the care of his wife and child? Fucking hell. "Where's the money, Ethan," indeed.

200 less than he pays a fat mexican fucking fake-rape-victim loose pussy lying whore.