DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Oh no! Lost begging! HAAAAAAAAAAAAALP!
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Man he sure was smart moving to a nice gated community in SEATTLE where everything is just great with it's great internet and the clean Seattle air that cures bad backs and gout and...wait a minute here. Florida looks more and more as the better destination. Though then the Pig would have sweated a lot and i don't want to know how smelly that would have become.

Also him watching not hurtful detractor content What is left that is "not hurtful"? TIHYDP was what got him lterally swatted and bankrupt dooods. And Jim was laways "nasty" to him. And heavens forbid he watches the SOK investigation video about Laveria that showed that a 1 hour search was enough to expose this scam but the mature adult with a business degree was too greedy to see tht
 
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BlackDragoons said:
DSP circling the wagons for a Sex Pest. What an idiot.
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Why the fuck is he going to bat so hard for derich? At this point im convinced hes getting a monthly contrahbution from derichs parents to keep their son away from his little cousins.

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He had to " make the best of things" because he didnt have internet for 4 hours. What a hero, this is almost as bad as the time he got an oucie boo boo on his fingy wingy. Obviously he should just do a phone stream since he could just cope cast for 3 hours, but I wonder if his schedule autism is strong enough that he will just cancel the whole thing.
 
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Jaracainofthewind said:

Man, I love Phil watching his fucking baby rage fits and not quite realizing this was a 30+ year old man breaking his fucking toys and acting like a complete tard. Just laugh, laugh, ack ack ack

And god his ending of "See if people had just kept on shit like this" NO! For fuck sake! This shit is why people clowned on you Phil. Because you were a 30 year old man having fucking tantrums. Playing video games made for children and just losing your shit like you're literally half your actual fucking age. The reason people kept digging into your personal life is that we found out that it wasn't even an act. You acted like this in real life. And you had tantrums in real life towards your loved ones. Like I know he won't read this, but if one of his dents is still here. Tell him, it's this shit, plus the Wolverine toy story. That was it. That was the day he was finished. We knew that it wasn't an act. Not only was he a man-child the fact that he thought and defended his position, solidified him as a lolcow. And every fucking year since. There's never been improvement.
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He's really fucking delusional the way he thinks old detractor contant wasn't painting him in the same negative light modern detractors do. If I wandered onto that when it first came out I'd still have the opinion that DSP is a whiney, obnoxious, self-entitled manchild with a massive fucking ego.

Also I'd like to highlight the little slip-up he does in the beginning, "This is a -Oh it's 15 minutes we aren't watching 15 minutes of this- let's watch some supposedly controller slams and more..."

It's like he has legitimately given himself brain damage from all the alcohol and can't remember smashing his keyboard playing Witcher 2 and shit. but legit has to retcon controller smashing to it being ok because he only broke them once.

EDIT: I forgot how fucking grating his fake laugh is. It sounds worse than nails on chalk. Either do you gay seal laugh or quit pretending you find shit funny while looking at chat to see if they are laughing asshole. Old DSP has an infinitely more tolerable voice than you do.
 
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Big Brown Schlub said:
The Karen rant when he returns will be fucking legendary, I think it'll surpass both the BK and the Twitch rants.
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100% agree. Can't wait for him to bitch about them ignoring his tweets and all sorts of shit, and the inevitable rant about how some third worlder wasn't helpful not because he swore at them and gave them death threats, but because he gave a massive spiel about his 15 year legacy.

Also DSP talking about the Idubbz drama is so fucking gay. Ian was on an entirely different level than Phil and it's fucking delusional for him to compare himself to Idubbz and his fall from grace.
 
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LostMy1stAccount said:
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The begging can continue.
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"Ok guys here's the deal, we're doing a marathon style stream to make up for missed contributions yesterday, sound good? sounds good to me. the tips goal has been raised from $50 for the gunnar glasses to $150, $300 for a hat, and $600 for a vest. There's nothing I can do, I did everything correct and Comcast fucked me and my business. Looks like we have a couple detractors in chat let me ban them real quick for saying gross things about my wife......yeah derich you really can't give these guys attention for making fun of your horse faced wife, that's how they get their jollies."
 
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Phil's Xbox fight stick was donated by Jaxx_Raxor.

Big ups to Kris for these chatlogs, you know who you are.
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On Christmas 2021, Phil shows off the "fan donated" fight stick.

On 6/08/2023, Jaxx was in chat wondering if the joystick was malfunctioning.
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Then on 6/16/2023, Jaxx tipped to ask Phil if he wanted to replace any of the buttons.

EDIT:

Jaxx denies buying the fight stick
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