One Piece - I'm Gonna Be the Pirate King!

[TVB]

I saw the one picture of the five crew members with their feet on the barrel--and couldn't believe how cheap it looked.

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It looks like a bunch of cosplayers posing for a cool photo, which makes sense: ordinary-looking people, probably closer to the actual anime demographic, cheap-looking wigs...and it looks like they were having fun. That would be mildly impressive.

But then tell me that this is an actual Netflix show that's licensed and budgeted, they chose THESE people as the cast, they had highly-paid people do the props and costuming, and the same photo is horrifying.

This shit looks a porn parody, but even then pornos and fan movies put in more effort than most of Hollywood's bullshit.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

This shit looks a porn parody

If it were a Porn Parody they would have Nami with a proper sized pair of tits.

 

[TVB]

If it were a Porn Parody they would have Nami with a proper sized pair of tits.

And Pedowood would rather hire flat chested actresses (even fucking trannies) to play as Nami. I've always really hated the modern industry, and they keep getting worse every single minute.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

And Pedowood would rather hire flat chested actresses (even fucking trannies) to play as Nami. I've always really hated the modern industry, and they keep getting worse every single minute.

I like the coin one of those fandom menace faggots termed.

Hotphobic.

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

And Pedowood would rather hire flat chested actresses (even fucking trannies) to play as Nami. I've always really hated the modern industry, and they keep getting worse every single minute.

Funny enough, Nojiko's actress is actually Black. Netflix subverted expectations by Blackwashing the blue-head instead of the redhead.

Spoiler: For those who think I'm joking.

This news is almost an year old.

 

[TVB]

I like the coin one of those fandom menace faggots termed.

Hotphobic.

Sad but true

Funny enough, Nojiko's actress is actually Black. Netflix subverted expectations by Blackwashing the blue-head instead of the redhead.

Netflix and Disney likes to keep on doing this shit, and it's depressing and unsurprising

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

Sad but true

Netflix and Disney likes to keep on doing this shit, and it's depressing and unsurprising

What's even worse is, some Redditor/Twittard fans of One Piece (only Americans, mind you) have been supporting that blackwashed Nojiko since last year when it was announced with the most retarded excuses possible. Mind you, half of it is Netflix astro-turfing, but other half is still unironic shilling.

 

[TVB]

What's even worse is, some Redditor/Twittard fans of One Piece (only Americans, mind you) have been supporting that blackwashed Nojiko since last year when it was announced with the most retarded excuses possible. Mind you, half of it is Netflix astro-turfing, but other half is still unironic shilling.

It's obvious that they're nothing more than sad consoomers. They will praise the IP because of identity politics.

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

It's obvious that they're nothing more than sad consoomers. They will praise the IP because of identity politics.

Same, consoomers are the true issue when it comes to it solely because they'll consoom any slop as long as it's the series they like, even if it's pozzed in the worst way possible. Fueling these companies to do it even more.

Spoiler: Nojiko, more like Nogjiko

 

[Neighborhood Curmudgeon]

No one sounds right and everything is zoomed in too close.

It looks like absolute fucking garbage and I'm not wasting my time. Fuck you, Netflix.

 

[Secret Asshole]

The cope of One Piece fans, jesus fuck, just admit its garbage and move on. Live Action doesn't and never does translate because each medium has distinctions that CANNOT be adapted. Obviously manga is more flexible as a medium than live action because of style, and I cannot think of anything that's as highly stylized as drawing, which doesn't resemble reality and isn't meant to. But holy God, just fucking stop.

 

[God of Nothing]

The cope of One Piece fans, jesus fuck, just admit its garbage and move on. Live Action doesn't and never does translate because each medium has distinctions that CANNOT be adapted. Obviously manga is more flexible as a medium than live action because of style, and I cannot think of anything that's as highly stylized as drawing, which doesn't resemble reality and isn't meant to. But holy God, just fucking stop.

one piece is le greatest series evar
it can't possibly have a shitty live action event though every live action is shitty

 

[Morethanabitfoolish]

The cope of One Piece fans, jesus fuck, just admit its garbage and move on. Live Action doesn't and never does translate because each medium has distinctions that CANNOT be adapted. Obviously manga is more flexible as a medium than live action because of style, and I cannot think of anything that's as highly stylized as drawing, which doesn't resemble reality and isn't meant to. But holy God, just fucking stop.

I think some of it is the desperate optimism that One Piece getting a live action version will making it go mainstream, allowing them to rant about it in public without shame. You know, like Game of Thrones and Marvel, both of which are getting pushed back into the closet now that people are no longer amused.

 

[Omen_Sulk]

Funny enough, Nojiko's actress is actually Black. Netflix subverted expectations by Blackwashing the blue-head instead of the redhead.

Equity Social Governance

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Dragonball Evolution moment

 

[Secret Asshole]

one piece is le greatest series evar
it can't possibly have a shitty live action event though every live action is shitty

That shit is insufferable.

I think some of it is the desperate optimism that One Piece getting a live action version will making it go mainstream, allowing them to rant about it in public without shame. You know, like Game of Thrones and Marvel, both of which are getting pushed back into the closet now that people are no longer amused.

I don't know why, but people seem to want anime to be mainstream. I fucking don't. That shit should be gatekept as hard as fuck.

 

[God of Nothing]

That shit is insufferable.

I don't know why, but people seem to want anime to be mainstream. I fucking don't. That shit should be gatekept as hard as fuck.

hollywood retards are trying to cut off all escape from their terrible faggot writing
and normies are sitting with their mouths open just waiting for their slop

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I don't know why, but people seem to want anime to be mainstream. I fucking don't. That shit should be gatekept as hard as fuck.

They want their little niche thing to become popular because they think they will suddenly be popular. They don't understand that your thing being popular makes it a lifestyle brand..and that making a thing a lifestyle brand brings the Locusts.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I'm convinced they had to Black Nojiko because Netflix's consumer-base is too retarded to grasp the fact you can have two adopted no-blood-relation siblings with the same skin color.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

So who wants to bet that when the show comes out we get Thunk Pieces about how "it is problematic that Nojiko is black and was killed by Arlong...."

Oh my god...they made her black just to shove the Racism shit in our face even harder didn't they? Along is 10000% gonna talk like Trump isn't he?