Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Diamond Homonculus]

BALLDO RIDER: DARK STEED OF THE ELECTRIC COOM KNIGHT AND THE SEARCH FOR THE RINGS OF POWER
Gif is kinda jank oh well

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

BREAKING NEWS:
Rekieta is once again failing to live up to expectations as an entertainer on the Internet. I wonder if he can make up the hours required by Rumble and Locals, and if they'll renew his contract with how inconsistent he's been already. Oh to be a fly on the wall in those replies but I'm not planning to renew my sub just for this.
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Mostly positive or accepting at the present...

Here are some highlights from the last food and whinge stream chat:


Sliding into Nick's DM's:

LOL! Manlet!

The REAL questions:

We are all Kalea and LOCALS stalks the thread:

 

[Kosher Dill]

1: I don't think that Hedonism II markets itself exclusively as a swinger's thing.

From the book:

“You do not have to be a swinger to be welcome at Hedo. At any given time at least 25% of the people there are not in the Lifestyle."

So yeah, not exclusively swingers, but at the very least the Rekietas were knee-deep in "The Lifestyle".

 

[Neetorino]

Holy hell the desperation to get acknowledged by Daddy Nickers is so sad. It sounds like the most shunned autistic girl in a high-school class trying to get attention from the teacher. These people need to log out of Locals for once in their god forsaken lives, Rekieta's not worth it.

Edit:

I mean, grifters gotta grift I guess? But come on thinking he'll cut you in on anything merch related is retarded.

 

[200MB]

Holy hell the desperation to get acknowledged by Daddy Nickers is so sad. It sounds like the most shunned autistic girl in a high-school class trying to get attention from the teacher. These people need to log out of Locals for once in their god forsaken lives, Rekieta's not worth it.

That RealDragonLady women is perpetually trying to get Nick's attention. Any time I see her name pop up, she's asking Nick to check his DM's. What a nightmare lmao.

 

[JudyGemstone]

From the book:



So yeah, not exclusively swingers, but at the very least the Rekietas were knee-deep in "The Lifestyle".

It wouldn't be wise for any swingers resort/cruise ship to advertise as a "Swingers Resort/Cruise" because:

1) You would thinning the herd in guests based on who can and can't go -- swing or no swing. Better to find out you can swing if you want to when you get there​

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2) Many of these swingers are "in the closet" about swinging (except to ones they've already swung with), hence the upside-down pineapple trademark I learned about from a prior post today.​

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3) Depending on where in the world it's at, many might not want to work at a known swingers resort. Therefore, most of these places I would think remain pretty discrete in order to get and retain employees.​

PS - I've never written swinger, swinging, or swung this many times in my life. Fuck you Rekieta.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Oh NO! Nick used the no-no word!

Spoiler: Parasocial relations explained by LOCALS

This is parasocial by Nick's definition:

Someone had Nick and Kayla sign their Balldo mascot

Ending the Friday coom sessions and alcohol:

Spoiler: Wailing and gnashing of teeth

WHY would REAL lawyers be leery of Nick?

THIS IS THE REASON FOR THE DM's!

 

[Gas Grass Or Ass]

From the book:



So yeah, not exclusively swingers, but at the very least the Rekietas were knee-deep in "The Lifestyle".

Fair point. I probably should have read the book instead of just looking at the site.

I must clarify that I think that even if the Rekietas don't engage in swinging, surrounding themselves with that kind of company will eventually get them there. That's fucking sad. You have so much going for you, and then you decide to implode in this way. It seems that some of the "private family issues" he had a while back (about a year ago or so, I think?) may have also kind of kicked him in a "loose" direction. This doesn't seem like something that started out of the blue a few months ago. Things like this build up over more time than that.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

When a photo is uploaded to Facebook it adds strings to the IPTC metadata, notably a field that starts with FBMD (FaceBook MetaData). While the details of the information and how it is encoded have not been fully disclosed, we can at least determine that the pictures featuring Kayla passed through Facebook's servers.

However, Nick's solo picture did not. Make of that what you will.

I want to clarify (just for the record) that the FBMD field is now added to the special instructions field of the IPTC metadata for images from Instagram as well. I don't think it's possible to distinguish as an outsider between the FBMD metadata added by FB or IG respectively.

I think this is probably the most important conclusion to have about the whole Rekieta saga. While he's still pivoting back to his old content (and pretending to be trad con dad again) to claw back a fraction of his previous audience, we know that behind closed doors he's following R&R on instagram and swinging.

To be honest, I think that he was given a reprimand by someone for the awfulness that his content had become. If I didn't think that Kayla was so into the swinging scene, I would've guessed that she asked him to stop the online degeneracy, but more than likely it was Rumble.

The weird thing after watching both of Elissa's lengthy clips is that none of his copes have changed that much.

Rekieta still doesn't understand why people are laughing at him. He still believes that people are engaged in some sort of nefarious scheme to influence his behavior instead of just commenting and laughing at what he chooses to do and say in public. If you don't want people criticizing your personal life, don't expose it to the public. Especially when what you're exposing to the public is sex and drug escapades. It's insane and irrational to expect that your audience will just line up and seal clap.

If Rekieta actually had detractors fucking with his life or business I would absolutely be on his side on that front. But he has yet to present evidence of these people existing. The worst detractor he has is probably TiC, and the worst thing that guy did that I know of is trying to flag his stuff - which I've already said I disagree with and is considered a sin on this forum, but it isn't at all elsewhere on the Internet. People openly coordinate flagging campaigns on social media sites like Twitter.

Outside of TiC everyone who is a Rekieta detractor appears to just be someone who laughs at things he says in public, or things he does in public, like where he streams from or who he follows on social media.

His narrative at this point makes no sense. The detractors who criticize his personal life and content are EVIL and should just stop watching him, except the detractors were right that his show had gotten lewd and Nick was drinking to excess on his streams, except the detractors were doing it in an annoying way so they were actually wrong.

Also, the lines about his drinking unironically remind me of what Ralph has been saying recently.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The weird thing after watching both of Elissa's lengthy clips is that none of his copes have changed that much.

Rekieta still doesn't understand why people are laughing at him. He still believes that people are engaged in some sort of nefarious scheme to influence his behavior instead of just commenting and laughing at what he chooses to do and say in public. If you don't want people criticizing your personal life, don't expose it to the public. Especially when what you're exposing to the public is sex and drug escapades. It's insane and irrational to expect that your audience will just line up and seal clap.

If Rekieta actually had detractors fucking with his life or business I would absolutely be on his side on that front. But he has yet to present evidence of these people existing. The worst detractor he has is probably TiC, and the worst thing that guy did that I know of is trying to flag his stuff - which I've already said I disagree with and is considered a sin on this forum, but it isn't at all elsewhere on the Internet. People openly coordinate flagging campaigns on social media sites like Twitter.

Outside of TiC everyone who is a Rekieta detractor appears to just be someone who laughs at things he says in public, or things he does in public, like where he streams from or who he follows on social media.

His narrative at this point makes no sense. The detractors who criticize his personal life and content are EVIL and should just stop watching him, except the detractors were right that his show had gotten lewd and Nick was drinking to excess on his streams, except the detractors were doing it in an annoying way so they were actually wrong.

Also, the lines about his drinking unironically remind me of what Ralph has been saying recently.

This horse has been made into mincemeat by this point, but Nick almost never got any real sustained pushback that he could not shrug off before. Most people in the audience were laughing with him. Now he has actual people he has some connection with dogging him and he is befuddled. He tried to tell them to piss off, but they stuck around to hone in the criticism.

The man never faced and overcame credible opposition and hardship with his channel until now, and probably not ever in his life. I think that is why he has pivoted to the conspiracy theory angle of People are out to get me!' He is used to unqualified adulation, and now he is not getting it. The world is WRONG!

If there were evidence of people calling him and leaving threats or just spam. Showing up at his residence. Calling his contract holders or sponsors (LOL! When has he last had a sponsor?), I would decry that as well. I think the more likely thing is that people he thought were 'on his side' called out some bullshit he has been doing and he is reeling from the shock still.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

If people should just move on and not bother themselves with things they hate online surely Nick should stop reading this thread. Seems pretty simple.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Your biggest fans are your biggest liabilities.

Nick has already been presented with the realities of internet relationships by his peers. Establishing healthy boundaries with people online is nothing new (much less how to do it). Nick would have us believe that he had to learn this the hard way, when the reality is that Nick just thought he was the exception for no good reason.

Also, trying to avoid conflict by saying "if this offends you I'm not talking about you, but if it doesn't then I am" is such a childish example of conflict avoidance. Watching him try to create a safe-space for himself in real time is pathetic.

An impressive amount of personality disorders on display here. If you want to lose whatever remnant of sympathy you still somehow had for this asshole, 9:20 is where Nick, after spending the previous 9 minutes admitting that all the gross sex talk and alcohol abuse was a problem, proceeds to explain that the viewers who had been complaining about these same problems for the last 2 years were doing it in "the way of a faggot" and therefore could be ignored. Also, you're not his dad.

Nick saying he won't take good advice if it sounds mean is a symptom of immaturity (and an indicator that he hasn't properly socialized with other males). Nick should not expect to be treated with kid gloves when receiving criticism on the internet.

 

[200MB]

Medicare is always right.

Speaking of which, I've been meaning to post this video for awhile but it kept slipping my mind.

Spoiler: archive

I remembered this Mister Metokur video from a long while back, and a lot of what he has to say here can be applied to Nick's ongoing predicament.

 

[AnOminous]

Calling his contract holders or sponsors (LOL! When has he last had a sponsor?), I would decry that as well.

Like his sponsors won't notice that he agreed to shill their product and for the last year or two couldn't be bothered even to half-ass it. I mean fucking Ridge Wallet would hire a pet rock to shill their shit and somehow Nick couldn't manage to honor his own contracts. It doesn't even really matter why, whether it's some "ODD" bullshit or whatever, he's just a man with no honor who can't be trusted.

 

[sum ting wong]

Is this the guy who freaked out over getting like 6 dislikes on a video? How do you mention not wanting to be seen as a sycophant then in the same message act as a sycophant and then do it again in a later message. Somebody get this man a dictionary, or I guess since he reads presumably this thread

Sycophant - A person who attempts to gain advantage by flattering influential people or behaving in a servile manner.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I'm much uglier and bitchy than her in real life.

Of course, you're a Britbong. No matter. You are top notch in my book. You post good stuff and can code.

I don't think he's actually got the stones to do the deed.

Looking at his eyes from the latest clips it looks like he is barely hanging on and on the verge of an heroing.

He is probably only the hype man. This is the Vic case all over; he brings eyes and wallets for someone else who does the work. A cuck lawyer.

Have you seen his Montegraph go fund me? His hype days are over.

Nick should not expect to be treated with kid gloves when receiving criticism on the internet.

As a man he should be able to accept criticism. His reaction shows he is not a man. He is bitch made. How embarrassing.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Ah good, our first catch of the day, another "lawtuber". Also pick one,

ʇoƃƃɐℲ

1. Not a sycophant
2. (Law)Pope

 

[Chibitzen]

Elissa dropped the extended version.

I'm only halfway through, but it's clear, despite his recent posturing, Nick hasn't learned a thing. He also throws around accusations of people doing him "actual harm", but again refuses to go into any specifics. Because he just hates the drama. This man is a weasel.

This is somewhat painful, but I'm skillfully getting through by scanning using the transcript function and passing up the usual excuse making nonsense (Spoiler: Most of the video is nonsense).

His blaming Locals for the chat's decline because their backend developer didn't cater immediately to his whims elicited a fair share of eyerolls. Did Nick, Master Jedi of Social Media not think to test drive his newly acquired platform before deciding to move his audience onto it? Whose fault is that??

Interestingly, it doesn't seem he mentioned our Logger. I did just scan through for good spots to stop and listen, so it's possible I just missed any mentions. That would be a strange omission. So his current strategy is to blame technology. Such a Boomer.

this is something that all content creators will probably eventually learn but
your um your biggest supporters are your most dangerous or your biggest fans
I shouldn't say biggest supporters because a lot of them are not actually supporters
your biggest fans are your most dangerous liabilities
and when I say biggest fans trust me they're not actually your biggest fans

Nick pretending he's teaching a serious course in parasocial relations when in reality it's superficial knowledge for anyone who doesn't treat relations in their lives like children's toys.

Of course, only a narcissist would be this concerned with, much less persuaded by, the politics of loyalty when it involves literal strangers surrounding them.

there's no formula for this we have to start discerning who's actually genuine who's not who's interested in you versus being interested in their presence in your thing

If one is not trying to form one-directional sociopathic relationships with people within their fandom, or trying get in their fan's pants, there's really nothing to worry about, now is there? He really expects his fans to be available emotionally for his therapy streaming sessions.

Who is the parasite again, Nick?

um people who are not terminally engaged in social media --- you know what like don't sit and be angry about it just peace out it's cool great that's fine I don't own any audience any audience member I don't want to

Follow your own advice first, dipshit.

Nick is advocating drugs or a degenerate lifestyle it's like oh my Christ guys I'm just telling you about something funny that happened to me while I did this thing and uh and it was silly like I was just sharing a joke with you and when you start to share jokes people then take those jokes and they take comedy

Hahaha he takes drugs so funny hahaha


I'm sorry for the horrendous YT formatting, but this is a real gem that must be reshared. What were you saying about a humiliation fetish? @Diamond Homonculus :

@31:42 but the weird thing is like people develop a parasocial relationship
to then leverage it against parasocial relationships and that was one of the
weirdest conversations I've referenced it a couple times just in passing
but a long time viewer of the show since at least 2019 this is last year this is last year
probably in that November time frame is Frank
when I was getting my tattoo I don't remember when that was but it was
actually I think I was at the tattoo convention whereas driving or in an Uber and the
person was talking to me and they're like they're like your interactions with the
uh with the locals chat I don't approve of like what do you mean my interactions
and and they're like you've developed parasocial relationships with people in
the in the locals community and those people though they're gonna harm you and the crazy thing is
they were kind of right but they were wrong about who
they were really wrong about who it was we won't get into the the difference but
are like the names again but they were wrong about who was going to come after
me but they're right that someone was so
but the thing was they're like these parasocial relationships are bad
and blah blah and so I'm messaging them on a private message platform
and I hadn't met this person a couple times at uh at like conventions and stuff like that and
they were um like they're super nice I took the great and like I've seen them
at conventions you know uh talked to them a few times um hung out like I know their name and
stuff but that's that's it and so then I responded back and I said okay
which parasocial relationship is correct
mine with that person or mine with you
because that's a genuine question and they said oh
I'm realizing right now that I'm in that parasocial relationship
and I said yeah like we've met very briefly
but I don't like know you and you definitely don't know me and so then uh
they said I'm not gonna say anything or make them like constantly trouble I'm just gonna walk away from the community
and I was like why like it was night like I like you're cool uh but that was that was the end for
them they they realized in real time that they were
like this is gonna sound weird and it's not meant to be weird okay but they were
they had jealousy over someone else's parasocial relationship they wanted to control
the other person's parasocial relationship without realizing that they were in one themselves
again parasocial relationships are completely neutral
they're fine have tons of them

Locals, are you listening?:

because you meet a bunch of people again online and in person doesn't matter and
uh and like that's just that's just the way it goes

Pay up, paypig or gtfo.

 

[Twinkletard]

I saw a clip of nick talking about how he's going to drop a lot of the degenerate shit. Is any of this true?

I kind of like nulls take about not harshing on someone trying to turn things around (gunt), but I think it's got to be a sincere effort.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Shame Cynthia is not here to do her victory lap.

She'll be on youtube. I captured this before some comment replies happened because slapfights occur spontaneously and randomly. This is seems to be the happiest the comments have ever been, even Twitter is Cancer is jovial for one.
Tl;dr for this log: WHO ARE YOU!?

Cynthia, BEHAVE (video link)
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Suggested music while reading: Deus Ex - Kazoo cover or Deus Ex - Ending theme 3
Are you sure you used the right button?

We are Kalea, we are one

Spoiler: Press X to doubt...

Bunch of random comments that caught my eye that are pretty funny...

Thomas Roiloup	What's the opposite of behave? Do that instead.
trucid2 (Lemon Party)	Kalea can't keep getting away with it!
Sirpream	Kalea starring in: Eliception... Glad to see I have both Cynthia and "The Feasering" to look forward to in future kahntant
crystalheart6261	watch out guys she will show us her receipts! what fools we all will be!
AccountantSteve23	I'm impressed by the cutesy Noose song. Never heard that before - clip was worth it for that alone
Vir0s0ft	Kalea was another alt for ChristorianX, everyone is an alt of him.

Backstory on Cynthia...

Spoiler: Been mentioned before I think

thekunninglinguist2397 (The Kunning Linguist)	Been trying to work out if Cynthia is the one not slathered over by Coomer Nick going by the amount of sperging on the Farms
markgado8782 (Mark Gado)	Yeah, she always was THE MOST parasocially connected to Nick. I and others have asked her, and never received responses about why or what her motivation is for watching Nick.. I have this weird feeling she might be loosely related to Kayla and when discovered Nick and his content she had her 'crusade' sorted? Who knows? I can think of a million reasons really..

Know what? Only the lengthy accusations are over. The Kaleas, a fever dream. The receipt baiting, a horrible nightmare. In the end all sins are forgiven, even Cynthia's

Spoiler: But not forgotten...

Charlie-fk5cx	Can I get a rundown? I feel like I just experienced a fever dream.
ajobdunwell2585 (A JobDunWell)	Welcome to the club.
trucid2 (Lemon Party)	Cynthia was crapping up Nick thread on the farms accusing everyone of being Kalea

First rule of (cat) fight club

Spoiler: You don't talk about (cat) fight club

zephirol4638	What on earth is any of this about? Seems like a bunch if ridiculousness on all sides.
trucid2 (Lemon Party)	I love me a good catfight.
markgado8782 (Mark Gado)	@ vinsagi and then at the end of this meltdown she threatened to dox elissa's kids and got threadbanned.

Poor Andrea Burkahart...

Spoiler: SHE IS KAYLA!

alexanderphipps-tx5xi	Kalea?? I thought you were Andrea Burkhart? I'm so confused.
twitteriscancer5403 (Twitter is Cancer)	Nice try Kalea.
@alexanderphipps-tx5xi	@twitteriscancer5403 Sorry Nick.

Soon I will be ahead of you - I will be part of everything in your (youtube comment) world

Spoiler: New age logging crap

	Original	New/edited
cr293737 (Cynthia)	Lol - nothing inaccurate, Kalea
ajobdunwell2585 (A JobDunWell)	Matilda Jarbo is everywhere
twitteriscancer5403 (Twitter Is Cancer)	Nice try, Kalea
cr293737 (Cynthia)	@Twitter Is Cancer LOL - Jew joke, please!
twitteriscancer5403 (Twitter Is Cancer)	@ Cynthia Why do you love vampires so much Kalea, that's what I never got.",
cr293737 (Cynthia)	@ Twitter Is Cancer Dracula, you Jew
twitteriscancer5403 (Twitter Is Cancer)	@ ajobdunwell2585 Each boulder has a receipt under it.
ajobdunwell2585 (A JobDunWell)	@ Twitter Is Cancer yeah, it's still not close to Nick going to Hedonism III.. allegedly
IamFriedChicken	Queen, are you good?",
cr293737 (Cynthia)		iamfriedchicken2894 I'm fine, why? This is all pretty funny, tbh. 1 Reply
iamfriedchicken2894 a (IamFriedChicken) UCdSuPyu5my80fFtiXwPEg6w		@cr293737 why is it funny? It seems super ortistic. What are you hoping for darling?
markgado8782 (Mark Gado) UCCRpWFPYmItT7cn8ZXSEwkQ		Get channel banned.. your behaviour was uncalled for Cynthia. Despite Nick and all HIS flaws. you really are a husk of a human for threatening elissa's kids.. shame on you
cr293737 (Cynthia)		@ markgado8782 I never threatened her kids - that's hilarious. I'd have blocked their faces. She shared the pics with me and has pics of my kids. Relax. What's ridiculous is how she burned a bridge for literally no reason. I gave her timetamps for vids for MONTHS.
iamfriedchicken2894 (IamFriedChicken)		@ cr293737 have you gone on mic before? We need a volunteer forum for you and Elissa to hash this out for the fans.
cr293737 (Cynthia)		Lol - technically, yes - fairly regularly for 2 years - just not in this "fandom" and not on screen... Fwiw, I actually encouraged Elissa to stream (Nick's recommended it too so she'd get monetized). As for Elissa and I, she rage quit 2 friendships when Faran offered a deal that could only benefit her (legit, only upside). I'll never understand why. It is what it is.
iamfriedchicken2894 (IamFriedChicken)		@ cr293737 I for one would enjoy Faran 2.0 if she were up for it.
cr293737 (Cynthia)		@ iamfriedchicken2894 That's so nice! I'll let her know. I keep telling her that, while the Internet is forever and pretty brutal, it also loves a comeback. Maybe one day. She's doing really well being off - psychologically, physically, etc.

Press X to doubt on her sanity...