Titanic tourist submersible goes missing with search under way

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Fighting Type Pokemon said:
Same. Slowly suffocating in a stuffy casket miles under the sea is a terrible way to go and a fate I would not wish on anyone, and the fact they had to pay through the nose for the priviledge gives the entire catastrophe a depressing Clown World flavor.
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If they save these morons I hope they bill them out the ass for that too.
Secret Asshole said:
These people are fucking dead. This entire search is a waste of time and fucking money. Even if they found them there's no way to bring them up. They'd need the asset there right now plus the time to bring them up. The only way they're alive is if they're floating out up on top of the open ocean.
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If they are alive it means there was even more retarded shit wrong with it than just being made like a toy.
Sniperwoof said:
Imagine looking at this ghetto jury rigged looking piece of shit with exposed wiring and getting in.
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Holy shit I put more effort and prudence into deciding whether to get a beat-up used car.

These people are MORONS. They should always have a "did these fucking idiots get into this situation because of subhuman stupidity" analysis before putting resources into saving their dumb asses.
 
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Android raptor said:
Personally I think the criticism bringing up the migrant boat has some merit, at least in the sense that we all know all the time and money wasted on finding 5 oligarchs who wanted to win a Darwin award wouldn't be used to help poor people. Especially when classism was a huge factor in why the Titanic disaster was so catastrophic in the first place.
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It's not legit criticism because we wanted the migrant boat to sink and the invaders to drown before they could rape our countries.
 
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Are they able to tell where the sound is coming from? I haven't heard anyone say if it was coming from the seafloor, the surface, or somewhere in between.
 
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Yeah, they cheaped out on this shit. Fucking 250k a ticket, didn't even spring for the Xbox Elite, just a $30 ancient controller. 'Good enough' doesn't work for undersea exploration.

What a fucking joke. Though what a great metaphor for modern capitalism.
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I had to replace my F310 because the D-pad lag was becoming completely untenable.

A little late for this, but there should have been/should be a poll.

What's the final outcome?
- Miraculous last-minute rescue
- They find it, but they're already dead from suffocation
- They find it, but someone got killed so the others can stay alive
- Search called off, never found it
- Aged son of Pakistani billionaire shows up, revealing that they managed to go through a time portal
 
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