Titanic tourist submersible goes missing with search under way

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

Decoy Voice did a great video explaining how wokeness probably got these idiots in this situation and how people are desperate to blame Elon Musk for this.

 

[AnOminous]

Decoy Voice did a great video explaining how wokeness probably got these idiots in this situation and how people are desperate to blame Elon Musk for this.

If it takes a few dead billionaires to discredit wokeshit, it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. I will bravely and resolutely volunteer the sacrifice of every billionaire on earth to protect a future for white children.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

If it takes a few dead billionaires to discredit wokeshit, it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. I will bravely and resolutely volunteer the sacrifice of every billionaire on earth to protect a future for white children.

hell, I'd do it for a bag of doritos and a six pack

 

[W00K #17]

I guess there are some situations you just can't buy yourself out of after all.

 

[Betonhaus]

I vote that they died from suffocation. there may have been a murder or two, but the officially rated breathable air time is a lie.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Well we're within the last 10 hours so if they rescue them it's now or never.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

>be Paki billionaire
>be worth more than 50 million of your countrymen combined
>help your buddies in Davos run the world
>you and your kid die like your countrymen at the bottom of the sea
LMAO

 

[Blacklight]

I'm making my own company to go down and look at the remains of the Titan. I'm calling my boat the "Tit". When my ship turns into a crushed can the next person has to name their boat the"T"

 

[AnOminous]

Well we're within the last 10 hours so if they rescue them it's now or never.

Sam starts out slow on this one but once he builds up a head of steam it's hilarious.

 

[Cabelaz]

At least they got a meet and greet with the titanic passengers

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

Decoy Voice did a great video explaining how wokeness probably got these idiots in this situation and how people are desperate to blame Elon Musk for this.

It gets really scary when you realize that this reflects the DEI hiring practices of basically everything in the country. We will witness a total collapse of complex systems in our lifetimes and it's all because niggers can't stop walking into jet engines.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

It gets really scary when you realize that this reflects the DEI hiring practices of basically everything in the country. We will witness a total collapse of complex systems in our lifetimes and it's all because niggers can't stop walking into jet engines.

This was not for fucking diversity. The billionaire chose young, inexperienced people & others who don't get in his way and can be controlled easily. Remember he fired the guy who had experience and told him that sub wasn't safe. Remember that he said that he didn't have voice communication on the sub because he was tired of status updates from the people above. Also if you look at the Oceangate team, it's mostly white people, including old white guys in their 50s so his diversity hire statement is bs.

https://oceangateexpeditions.com/our-team/

The disaster is the result of an arrogant rich man who refused to listen to others. Sadly he dragged 4 other people into the cold depths with him.

 

[AnOminous]

The disaster is the result of an arrogant rich man who refused to listen to the warning of others. Sadly he dragged 4 other people into the cold depths with him.

All the other woketards say the same kind of shit this guy said, while if you look at any group picture of woketards, it is always white as mayo. Maybe they have a troon who's 1/16th Native American, or an Asian, or a beaner who is indistinguishable from the average YT.

The only thing they all have in common is preferring to hire incompetent idiots while firing competent white men, which they did in this case, ignoring his warning and (one hopes) dying for their stupidity.

I have very little sympathy for the other idiots on this death ship. They went to gawk at the tomb of the people who died because they didn't have enough money to be picked for the limited lifeboat slots. Now they get to join them. It is a weird, cruel form of karmic justice, but justice it is.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

It's only means of connectivity is a shitty little proprietary 2.4GHz USB dongle, no possibility for an USB connection, kinda like the old Xbox 360 wireless controller that could only connect to a Windows PC with a dedicated adapter. If you buy a 1st party Xbox controller today, it is capable of connecting via USB, Bluetooth, or it's dedicated 2.4GHz dongle, so you have options between a working but less than ideal Bluetooth connection, a solid lagless wired connection, or best of both worlds with Microsoft's 2.4GHz dongle.

An f510 would have been an improvement just because it's wired. As much of an improvement as a slowly shrinking hemorrhoid.

 

[AnOminous]

An f510 would have been an improvement just because it's wired. As much of an improvement as a slowly shrinking hemorrhoid.

Imagine entrusting your life to a Bluetooth device, a standard that even IEEE ceased maintenance for, a "standard" that is such a joke that Bluetooth idiots had to create their own certifying agency to pretend they were even adhering to any standard, a fake standard for morons that is so shitty that you can't even listen to shitty mumble rap from SoundCloud without its quality being audibly degraded.

These people deserve to die. I will actually be pissed off if they are saved. I really want them to be found having viciously murdered and cannibalized each other to survive, and/or violently raped each other because that is what ultra-rich fuckheads do when trapped underwater asphyxiating in a tin can.

Some may consider this harsh, but everyone involved in this story should die.

 

[Things Once Remembered]

Rate me late if you must, but I have to make sure this is posted before it's confirmed that they're dead

 

[AnOminous]

Rate me late if you must, but I have to make sure this is posted before it's confirmed that they're dead

Imagine being so colossally stupid you build a sub to go down into "you're definitely going to die if shit goes wrong" depths, without any kind of distress beacon, any kind of way to communicate to the surface, deliberately not maintaining comms with surface people with your exact location, and using an Xbox controller for children to control your vehicle.

Tell me these people don't deserve to die.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

i know this is rich coming from a farmer, in fact, i feel subconscious bringing it up at all-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v84B-Dkm4o

these motherfuckers got a "OXYGEN REMAINING" countdown timer holy shit thats dark
brings on a legit dude to ask if a sea monster attacked the sub, jesus fucking christ ZERO shame

 

[attractive_pneumonia]

These people deserve to die. I will actually be pissed off if they are saved. I really want them to be found having viciously murdered and cannibalized each other to survive, and/or violently raped each other because that is what ultra-rich fuckheads do when trapped underwater asphyxiating in a tin can.

The amount of ways these assholes could have died is pretty impressive

1. Hypothermia
2. Oxygen Depletion
3. Infighting
4. Hull Crushed by pressure instantly
5. Slow leak of water
6. Fast leak of water
7. Oxygen rich environment catching fire akin to Apollo 1
8. Just a regular electrical fire

I'm sure I could probably come up with a few extra but its late. I suspect the Coast Guard and Navy will be dicking about for weeks looking for this shit just as a training mission, whether or not they'll winch it up remains to be seen. This fucking thing may have drifted hundreds of miles via under sea currents if it didn't get snagged on the hull of the Titanic itself or some sort of ballast fuckup that embedded it in the sea surface.

i know this is rich coming from a farmer, in fact, i feel subconscious bringing it up at all-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v84B-Dkm4o

these motherfuckers got a "OXYGEN REMAINING" countdown timer holy shit thats dark
brings on a legit dude to ask if a sea monster attacked the sub, jesus fucking christ ZERO shame

You seem to be forgetting the 24/7 death counter for covid that CNN and others had for years.

 

[W00K #17]

The amount of ways these assholes could have died is pretty impressive

1. Hypothermia
2. Oxygen Depletion
3. Infighting
4. Hull Crushed by pressure instantly
5. Slow leak of water
6. Fast leak of water
7. Oxygen rich environment catching fire akin to Apollo 1
8. Just a regular electrical fire

I'm sure I could probably come up with a few extra but its late. I suspect the Coast Guard and Navy will be dicking about for weeks looking for this shit just as a training mission, whether or not they'll winch it up remains to be seen. This fucking thing may have drifted hundreds of miles via under sea currents if it didn't get snagged on the hull of the Titanic itself or some sort of ballast fuckup that embedded it in the sea surface.

I'm guessing they were compressed into something resembling a stepped on beer can 1.75 hours into the voyage because that's the most likely outcome and also the most metal as fuck death a bunch of coddled richers could possibly hope for.