Titanic tourist submersible goes missing with search under way

[yydszmiteg2]

People are being deliberately obtuse about the kid though. Yes, 19 isn't babby age but they're still pea-brains.

Same motherfuckers who want to stay on their parents insurance till they are 35, get government handouts and collect their funko pop toys suddenly want to say a 19 year old has the same mental faculties as a 30 year old since it supports their views...

If anything teenagers are more susceptible to that kind of pressure to conform and impress. Especially if they have an incredibly successful father they feel they live in the shadow of.

 

[Rabbi Bill Clinton]

People are arguing whether 19 years is old enough to have a developed brain, yet forget retardation has no age cap.

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

I didn't realize that titanium hemispheres were essentially glued to the carbon fiber cylinder, holy fuck!
It means that there was difference in how pressure was distributed throughout the hull's surface, and the part where materials joined likely endured the most stress. That doesn't seem like something you'd want in a deep dive submersible, just saying.

Why the fuck carbon fiber? Because it's cool hyped up high tech aerospace NASA composite? Wouldn't steel be cheaper and perfectly fitting for the purpose?
I'm sad there's no bodies to find, I would've loved to look at the most expensive human jelly in history.

 

[Miller]

They did, it was a catastrophic failure, they were going down too fast so they tried to dump ballast when they lost contact. It was probably a woosh and then a *thunk* as it hit the ocean floor. And then they instantly died.

So, just for comparison:

Most of us live at 1 atm, which is about 15 Pounds per Square Inch. The highest inhabited community is in the Andes in Peru at 16,000 feet above sea level which is 0.54 atm. Space is obviously 0 atm.

At about 3,900 meters, its about 389 atmospheres or around 5.716 POUNDS per Square Inch

Every 30 or so feet you go in the ocean, the pressure increases by 1 atmosphere.

The pressure didn't even kill them, water drops pushed through small holes were like fucking bullets. They were shot, exploded and then crushed. You couldn't process how fucked you were before you were dead. The deep ocean is fucking worse than space. Far, far worse. You're probably also much easier to find since space is completely fucking empty. Obviously the biggest danger with space is getting there, as rockets tend to, you know, blow the fuck up.

The deep ocean may as well be another fucking planet honestly. Its hostile to life and its fundamentally amazing anything lives there.

Since the sub wasn't made to go that low and if they were dropping fast as the pressure was rising, the sub probably imploded way before it touched the bottom of the ocean.
Whatever happened, it's still disgusting that the Biden administration played with the death of these people for political reasons.

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UNDAH DA KNEE

 

[ZipDisk]

I still occasionally hear the XP usb disconnect sound in banks, having that be the last thing I heard on earth would fucking suck.

I feel bad for the 19 year old. He hated submarines and only did this shit to spend time with his dad.

On everest, the reason for removal of the corpses is fairly obvious, they don't want to upset future clients.

Apparently the chinese REALLY hated Greenboots.

Everest explorers and submarine morons are spending their carbon credits.

Shame we can't swap the son who loved his father for the one who didn't, and is a coomer, and wears tie-die.

Fuck tie-die.

I don't give a flying fuck about Hunter Biden.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Going to get TMI here but my family is friends with a woman who works for the Navy and went on the same sub as the one that got destroyed for testing. She told my parents that it was the scariest thing she ever been on in her life. She stated that the sub couldn't go 1,300 feet let alone 13,000 feet. She told Stockton Rush to scrap the thing as he is going to get both himself and others killed. But Stockton knew better than a 50 year old naval officer and told her to shove it. Goes to show the hubris to Stockton Rush.

 

[crab fucker]

idk, probably moralfagging but I do find a lot of posts about this on commie twitter hugboxes to be very gay and sickening. I could find the situation pretty funny in a vacuum, like if it was just the CEO of the company who died thinking he could reinvent the submarine with a fucking logitech controller its pretty funny. But I feel bad for the billionaire's son who was in the sub and watching these some of these commie twitter posts applaud the deaths is just distasteful. They claim that the billionaire's are evil and hoard the money from the poors and so they deserved it, but they just come across as being envious of what others have.

I know those same losers would applaud an accident like this if it happened on a reputable submarine, even if the people involved were only millionaires, even if they only had a networth of $200,000, I know these fuckers would clap.

 

[Elmo]

This is what over-stimulating the rich can sometimes results in. I'm sure someone else here (and elsewhere) has already said what's needed to be said, but it reminds me of Carlin:

 

[Glowie]

Jalopy submersible and incompetent crew, I have a feeling that nothing of value will be lost. A tik toker, billionaire, two stupid bastards recruited for company's diversity points, who aren't trained at all.

I wonder if the Tik Tok user is keen of taking selfies when the water pressure could crush her like a rotten watermelon once the hull breaches or someone starts killing people to spare oxygen.

 

[ChromaQuack]

TFW stick drifted to the left.

 

[Premium Gonzo]

Will there be a dumb romantic film made about the submarine in 85 years from now?

The paki and the billionaire the most romantic love story of all time. Especially when they turn into sea paste

 

[not william stenchever]

It's hard for me to believe that the mothership didn't have a hydrophone or passive sonar operating during the "mission", but then again they said they didn't hire a bunch of submarine vets because they're white and old and a bunch of coked up rich psychos and some dumbass zoomers and millenials who have never seen an operational submersible aren't the type to think that maybe they should be listening in for signs of distress so here we are. Yes, any veteran sonar operator listening in on the hydrophone would have heard that noise and known what it was since such things are part of their training.

I think that the crew of the mothership just didn't like the CEO very much and were happy to wait 9 hours to call the US Coast Guard after they heard the implosion just to make sure the fucker was dead.

 

[Gourmet Race]

idk, probably moralfagging but I do find a lot of posts about this on commie twitter hugboxes to be very gay and sickening. I could find the situation pretty funny in a vacuum, like if it was just the CEO of the company who died thinking he could reinvent the submarine with a fucking logitech controller its pretty funny. But I feel bad for the billionaire's son who was in the sub and watching these some of these commie twitter posts applaud the deaths is just distasteful. They claim that the billionaire's are evil and hoard the money from the poors and so they deserved it, but they just come across as being envious of what others have.

I know those same losers would applaud an accident like this if it happened on a reputable submarine, even if the people involved were only millionaires, even if they only had a networth of $200,000, I know these fuckers would clap.

Yep, they are envious and moralfagging. It's always the mentally ill women, commies and trannies who are making these posts. They badly want to say that they hate and would kill them because they're not in the same position as them but that would ruin the illusion that they're the good guys, so they hide it by saying it's because these are evil billionaires who have no morals so by default it's ontologically evil to piss on them. I can guarantee my ass that if they were given an opportunity to be rich, they wouldn't dare give a smidge of their income to any middle and lower class citizens. These people talk shit how billionaires have no empathy, that's why they're rich, when they have none of it too.

 

[IrishGuy088]

If anything teenagers are more susceptible to that kind of pressure

It was a lot of pressure.

 

[Oxyjen]

Wasn't it the same people who already knew the sub imploded claiming they heard banging sounds? They were probably just lying.

That was my thought. The operators on the support vessel must have been 99.9% sure it had imploded, and didn’t want to own up.

Millions of dollars of search effort and retarded TV drama later.

 

[Cats]

Philip Vincent DeLici, failed Chris-Chan wannabe better known as "ADF", has something to celebrate.
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LOL the spongmonkey commercials...I miss Quiznos. Their toasted italian subs tasted so much better than Subways.

 

[CaptainRockall]

Some people have mentioned that this could have taken place in order for some people to 'disappear'.

A few videos by Coffeezilla came to mind, especially this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB-M6dpxv1Y&ab_channel=Coffeezilla

A bit of 'whatifism' incoming... but.. what if one/more of those on board had lost everything and needed to 'vanish' because 'reasons'.

Just saying...

 

[Night Crawler]

We already have really great images of the wreck. So why would anyone want to risk crushing water pressure and risk of being lost forever just to go gawk at it for a few hours?

This is what happens with rich people. Once they manage to build up that kind of wealth they do all the stuff they couldn't afford to do. They fuck all the expensive whores they can. They have driven all the expensive super fast cars. Been on all the expensive yachts they can handle. Eaten all the expensive and fancy foods at the fancy restaurants. They become bored. Now they either go two ways after this. Down a path of degeneracy where they have sex with under age girls molest kids get involved in snuff film stuff or shit with animals. Basically any kind of depraved act you can think of. The other path involves them doing super risky stuff that could possibly kill them. They can only get their jollies at that point by risking their life.

This is what a lot of rich fucks end up doing.

 

[CaptainRockall]

Next time five people wish to take a trip to the bottom of the beautiful briny sea, for God's sake use a bed instead!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol-t2M6uLnc&ab_channel=thatjalopy

 

[Asian tech support]

idk, probably moralfagging but I do find a lot of posts about this on commie twitter hugboxes to be very gay and sickening. I could find the situation pretty funny in a vacuum, like if it was just the CEO of the company who died thinking he could reinvent the submarine with a fucking logitech controller its pretty funny. But I feel bad for the billionaire's son who was in the sub and watching these some of these commie twitter posts applaud the deaths is just distasteful. They claim that the billionaire's are evil and hoard the money from the poors and so they deserved it, but they just come across as being envious of what others have.

I know those same losers would applaud an accident like this if it happened on a reputable submarine, even if the people involved were only millionaires, even if they only had a networth of $200,000, I know these fuckers would clap.

And despite all of that, they still have to toe the party line of not laughing at the DEI brainrot that's cause of the sub imploding.