I'm honestly surprised he has yet to start blaming kiwis for gang stalking him by putting his keys on the wrong table or something. I guess part of it is he has so little independence he isn't the one looking for anything.
"Tammy... I mean... I searched for 30min for the chocolate for my poung cake only for Tammy to accuse me of eated it all because I had chocolate drool on my shirt but I know better, it was those dong thirty trolls at the kiwi ranch [obj][obj]"
What a faggot.
This was just a joke from start to finish.
It's the "kids" kitchen so he was serious when he said he wanted to set up a kitchen set to film his show on.
They didn't even really move to the middle of nowhere. It's a 1.5 acre plot 30 minutes from their old house. He's 10 minutes away from Arby's, Wendy's, Walmart, and Kroger. His 13-acre Bohamian Grove idea was only going to happen on their budget if they really did move to the sticks, but that would mean no more Bourgon Bacon Borgls whenever the craving struck. Junior probably can't afford anything better than a ghetto apartment, and that just isn't befitting for the Gucciest of Goombas, so he did what every real Sigma Male Grindset Maxxer does and moved back in with his parents.
This is the Jack equivalent of Lt Dan screaming at god during the hurricane.
You know what is weird I have noticed a lot of creators repeating stuff in the last couple of months. I am starting to wonder if it is some kind of algo trick.
That or Jack now qualifies as disabled for one or more of his many physical woes and they have set up something where he gets paid by the state for being a live-in caretaker. That sometimes happens in these end-of-life situations and probably pays at least as well as whatever dumb shit he's capable of doing.
It's possible after all Jagoff has all the hallmarks of a grifter about him.
That's it? I figured it would have been more rural but then I don't know much about Tennesee. I just took a look at it on Google Maps and saw it was a smaller town and figured it was as far as they were willing to move but not far enough just in case they needed a quick trip to the hospital.
That smashburger taco isn't great, but I could see making one when drunk and out of hamburger buns.
Yea, his arm is kinda getting more and more red. You can see it when he leans it on the counter.
See, that's the thing. The whole "herd immunity" "everyone has to get vaccinated to protect the most vulnerable" was all supposed to be for the benefit of old, fat, unhealthy fucks like Jack. Most people comply, despite a lot being young and healthy enough to not really need it for themselves, but then someone who should actually get it, because they're actually vulnerable, outright refuses, because blah blah blah, conspiracy. What sucks is I knew someone who was basically like Jack in this way, and they didn't survive Covid. Because they were old, fat, and unhealthy, but decided that defying an alleged conspiracy was more important.
Jack can't even do conspiracies right! The conspiracy is that the Navy heard the boom from the implosion on that Sunday that they left, and James Cameron and his other submarine bros had intel that the vessel was having problems and trying to come back up before communication was lost, but we still got this horse-and-pony show of a search and recovery mission for several days, only for the debris discovery to be announced just as Hunter Biden was being indicted. Basically they muddied up the real info and then let out the big reveal just in time for it to be a good distraction. Not saying that I do or don't believe this, but as a conspiracy theory, it actually makes somewhat sense. Jack has to be his usual mongoloid self and decide that the retard billionaires were outright murdered, because reasons. And that he's really clever for being the only one to think this nonsense up.
Funny how so many of the dumbass talk radiobros who pulled that bullshit were among the dead. Also Herman Cain. Not sure why the autistic screeching about laughing at people dying of their own stupidity is a thing here of all places.
Well... silly errors in the video can be intentional, under the "people will notice it and comment, and say 'hey dumbass you included the same clip twice in a row,' or 'lol it's pronounced wus-tur-shur,' and comments = engagement = algorithm" (which I think is more or less accurate). But that's not to say that it's always intentional either.
I am sure the Navy heard something, but to be fair, it might've taken them a bit to determine whether they were absolutely certain that they heard a bunch of billionaires turning into plankton food. If it had even a remote possibility of being anything else, that "else" thing probably would've been highly classified intel.
I would prefer this be the answer over just being a lazy piece of shit who cannot be bothered to listen to your video before releasing it.
I doubt he even has the brains left to use TOR to get here in the first place. He probably has someone else coming here doing it for him.
OceanGate also didn't inform anyone about it until like 12 hours after they lost contact with the submersible, as they'd lost contact with it in a previous dive
