Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TheButcherknight]

Jesus christ Fat and unbalanced . can you shit up this thread anymore? get off the internet

Just got the notification............. the thumbnail

EDIT:
- Josh talks about the Instagram Island Boys
- Josh defends Elissa Clips
- Josh says Nick at this point should just get a job, even though it's boring, but to get a job and focus on that
- Goes into Nick talking about the Friday streams on Locals last night
- Says he wants fun on Fridays, but not always "debaucher

 

[Swole McPole]

--Still-Life--​	I had this roomate and she had to watch this brain damaged mongoloid and the fucking thing would just lay naked in the hallway in between my room and the bathroom.
--Still-Life--​	The disgusting fat thing would just tard out at grab at your ankles if you attempted to use the hallway.
--Still-Life--​	It got to the point where I would crawl in and out of the window to piss and go to to my truck, so I didn't have to use the hallway.
--Still-Life--​	I hated that fucking retarded piece of shit. It was a fucking abomination. I called it 'The Thing'.
​

None of this makes any sense at all. First, I'm not buying that Still-Birth ever had any kind of female roommate. Unless it's his mom or his sister he's talking about.

Second, how do you get a big fat naked mong in the hallway? Does he expect us to believe it appeared from nowhere? Why was she naked?

I think the most likely explanation is that the only way that Still-Birth could ever persuade a woman to have sex with him is by going after the developmentally disabled, and so the brain damaged mongoloid was actually Still-Birth's girlfriend. After he'd finished banging her, whenever he got up to go for a piss, she'd grab at his ankles because the mong was terrified that he was about to bang and run and she wanted him to stay for the cuddling afterwards. I understand they're very affectionate.

I'm sure he hated her and thought she was an abomination though. I'd feel that way if I was banging somebody with Down's Syndrome as well. Therapists call it projection.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick had a call-in show on LOCALS:

- Nick wanted to be clear that his Camelot show could be fun without degenerate. He thinks they were both too tentative, but it will
balance out. He took full responsibilty for degeneracy going too far.

- Nick's numbers are up, so he thinks people like the new show format. He realizes he needs to re-build credibility.

Or maybe Rumble talked you down and I'd pushing your content now...? Or maybe posting on Twitter?

- He has been talking to Dick about 'business'

- SOME ACTUAL CUCK ASKED IF NICK WAS IN THE RIGHT HEADSPACE FOR RECEIVING CRITICISM AND HE SAID YES

Spoiler: Summary of Guests

- First guest up was an Aussie talking about shutting down the vaping industry. Also a constitutional ammendment to allow the government to give the Aboriginals whatever representation in their parliment.

- Second guest was a fat East coaster Chronlocke. A GO streamer (yes, the board game) want to be with NO topic to talk about. He is a Nick simp saying he tries to watch everything, and topic turned to Nick talking about himself. Eventually talking about his boring flooring job in Columbus and auto accidents.

- NerfMild was next. He is a streamer and said the LOCALS crowd started watching each other while nick was gone. He read Ted Kazinscky's manifesto on Rumble. He linked that to #OceansGate in something that made no sense

- Zanderzrantz was next. He was nervous and awkward with no self-confidence to bring up his topic. He wants to talk religion later and not be seen as a Right Wing hater. Finally settle on talking God of War that Nick knows nothing about. Then brought up a random 80's anime Nick didn't know. Awkwardly left.

-DE4THWI5H next and said he was 250 miles west of Nick. He shilled his and Susanna (Sally7 stream Ford v Ferrari on the weekends and his channel.

- BlindEye was on and said he likes Camelot shows and established his OG fan cred by mentioning old streams. He is going blind and Nick made jokes about it. He had a project where he tried to predict American footballer skill by watching 500 hours of film and how he burned out on sports.

He said Nick is his inspiration to do this and to drink whiskey. He mentioned Dick and Nick's conversation that all stocks are based on hype--like game development--and not quality.

He talked about how he is looking for a wife at church and how bad the dating scene is. Nick pushed back that he doesn't think it is that bad. He came back with a story of a chick from church banged two members in one day without either knowing.

-BallDo Gagger4000 was another Aussie next, and he disagreed that Weird AL parody was under American fair use because he changes word but maybe not melody. Nick explained licensing, law, and parody that might get him out of it.

He was the one who made Nick look at DISCORD and purge it. He was proud of it. Nick said that people were posting stuff against the TOS. He is happy he killed it and it went away.

- Susanna (Sally7 called in next in her pyjamas that Nick complimented. He asked if she was coming to Nashville or Houston, and she said no.

- The ex-Mormon Hawaiian from the first call-in, Ikaika Aguiar, called in and said he had taken kratom and ?kava?. Nick derails to say how bad his experience with kratom with it. He asked Nick about the lolbert view on sestvelts and Nick lowered. Ikaika likes Sich and Adam, and asked if Nick had any recommendations for Formal Logic books. Nick said he doesn't know about it (No shite!) and how to study it.

- Nick wants to do more call-ins and get back to Hawaii. He has a Niece's birthday party Saturday and he wants to try to do something over the weekend. He is trying to do 5 streams a week, but it is hard.

 

[Spaded Dave]

RekietaLaw​

unbreaded is getting old as a daily bit, I hater to say it...but it's true

He started unbreaded back when I was still a watcher and it got stale after the third or so time. The fact that he is STILL doing it is fascinating to me. How the fuck do you drag a bit on that long without your audience tuning out immediately? The shit was repetitive as fuck and the soy voice he did when reading it was hard to listen to. Also, from what I've read it seems like he repeats pages because he doesn't know how to create a pool to draw from and remove entries from that pool and instead goes with a basic "Random number between _ and _" generator. Sad.

Sally78​

That is Nicks signature.. whats the deal

Statements like this really show you when someone started watching. More telling is that there's nobody there to correct her.

- Nick's numbers are up, so he thinks people like the new show format. He realizes he needs to re-build credibility.

Hasn't it been like...one day? He's either trying to wish this into reality or he's so retarded that he thinks you can define a trend based on one data point.

Nick wants to do more call-ins

Didn't he just finish talking about parasocial relationships? So what he took from the "parasocial relationships bad" epiphany is that he needs to involve his fans more in his show and more in a direct fashion where they get to talk directly to him? I'm sure that won't go poorly.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

e He started unbreaded back when I was still a watcher and it got stale after the third or so time. The fact that he is STILL doing it is fascinating to me. How the fuck do you drag a bit on that long without your audience tuning out immediately? The shit was repetitive as fuck and the soy voice he did when reading it was hard to listen to. Also, from what I've read it seems like he repeats pages because he doesn't know how to create a pool to draw from and remove entries from that pool and instead goes with a basic "Random number between _ and _" generator. Sad.


Statements like this really show you when someone started watching. More telling is that there's nobody there to correct her.

I thought it was 'law', nominally...

Hasn't it been like...one day? He's either trying to wish this into reality or he's so retarded that he thinks you can define a trend based on one data point.

It has only been about 3 shows since he returned. Maybe 4. That is nowhere near significant, but do not question the SM EXPERT!

Also, I would wager that Rumble promotion, and Twitter posting combined with having been gone for a while and the parasocial withdrawl syndrome, and there are too many variables.

Didn't he just finish talking about parasocial relationships? So what he took from the "parasocial relationships bad" epiphany is that he needs to involve his fans more in his show and more in a direct fashion where they get to talk directly to him? I'm sure that won't go poorly.

Nuh uh... They are NEUTRAL! No one runs his show and interacts with the audience like he does because no one LETS them! He just has to set a few boundaries!

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

The gall of this faggot even mentioning the dating scene good or bad when he was a virgin until he simp skeezed his way into a relationship with Kayla who I'm sure wasn't swayed by all that Daddy money.

His marriage is in a super precarious place right now because he is so bad at dating. Maybe if he had actually had a few GFs before meeting Kayla he might not feel the need to violently flirt with everything with a pulse.

 

[AnOminous]

Didn't he just finish talking about parasocial relationships? So what he took from the "parasocial relationships bad" epiphany is that he needs to involve his fans more in his show and more in a direct fashion where they get to talk directly to him? I'm sure that won't go poorly.

He should invite that Still-Born retard on so he can make death threats against cops live.

 

[JudyGemstone]

Nick wants to do more call-ins and get back to Hawaii.

Get back to Hawaii? Interesting........... Let's not forget him asking about the nude beaches on Hawaii a little over a month ago...........

Upon doing some research:

• Hedonism-lite Resort: https://hedonisia.com/faq/hedonisia-name-hedonism-in-hawaii-hedonistic/
• Nude Beaches: https://travelingbare.com/nude-beaches-in-hawaii/
• Hangin' Loose Nudist Resort: http://hanginloose.com/HanginLoose/Welcome.html
• Known "Secret Swinging" Hotels: https://www.oyster.com/articles/10-erotic-hotels-that-swingers-will-love/

This got me thinking, in the last link, one of the resorts is The Palms in Las Vegas. Do we know where he stayed when he was in Vegas? Didn't he have a 2 bedroom with Camelot?

Hasn't it been like...one day? He's either trying to wish this into reality or he's so retarded that he thinks you can define a trend based on one data point.

At the time I checked in just to see the numbers (about 25 minutes into the stream) there were only 1.4K on YouTube and about 3K on Rumble. Are those "better numbers?"

Jesus christ Fat and unbalanced . can you shit up this thread anymore? get off the internet

I'm not fat, unbalanced, Faran, or Kalea................. but welcome to the thread.

EDIT: Vegas and 3 more links

 

[Swole McPole]

He started unbreaded back when I was still a watcher and it got stale after the third or so time.

Can somebody give me some kind of a hint as to what on earth 'unbreaded' could be? There's a clip of Rekieta reading Matthew C Harris's manifesto. Surely he can't just be reading pages of that in every episode?

 

[Spaded Dave]

Can somebody give me some kind of a hint as to what on earth 'unbreaded' could be? There's a clip of Rekieta reading Matthew C Harris's manifesto. Surely he can't just be reading pages of that in every episode?

Nope, you nailed it. That's exactly what he does. He runs a random number generator and picks that page and reads it in a screamy soy voice while replacing the no-no words with cringey bowdlerizing. If I'm remembering correctly that is also when he'd put on his Pope hat, but I could be mixing "bits" together.

 

[JudyGemstone]

Oh Susanna......................... (For the Archives)

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Get back to Hawaii? Interesting........... Let's not forget him asking about the nude beaches on Hawaii a little over a month ago...........

Upon doing some research:

• Hedonism-lite Resort: https://hedonisia.com/faq/hedonisia-name-hedonism-in-hawaii-hedonistic/
• Nude Beaches: https://travelingbare.com/nude-beaches-in-hawaii/
• Hangin' Loose Nudist Resort: http://hanginloose.com/HanginLoose/Welcome.html
• Known "Secret Swinging" Hotels: https://www.oyster.com/articles/10-erotic-hotels-that-swingers-will-love/

This got me thinking, in the last link, one of the resorts is The Palms in Las Vegas. Do we know where he stayed when he was in Vegas? Didn't he have a 2 bedroom with Camelot?
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At the time I checked in just to see the numbers (about 25 minutes into the stream) there were only 1.4K on YouTube and about 3K on Rumble. Are those "better numbers?"


I'm not fat, unbalanced, Faran, or Kalea................. but welcome to the thread.

EDIT: Vegas and 3 more links

He claims he got up over 10k views or viewers (cannot remember which) on Rumble. He said that he usually gets half of that when he is not promoted on Rumble. He hastily added that is fine and expected, but he is happy that people seem to be taking to the new direction.

It would be the most hilarious outcome if Rumble is just gaslighting his numbers even HARDER, then they let him go at the end of this contract cycle.

 

[Swole McPole]

Nope, you nailed it. That's exactly what he does. He runs a random number generator and picks that page and reads it in a screamy soy voice while replacing the no-no words with cringey bowdlerizing.

OK, I knew there was a reason why I'd watch the clips but never the streams. It's because the streams are shit.

Oh Susanna......................... (For the Archives)

Wait, I thought he said he wasn't doing coom streams and he was dialling back the parasocial relationships?

His first episode of the new format is Slapper Sally showing her dugs off to all and sundry, with fuck all to say about anything? So the new format is just more of the same, right?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

OK, I knew there was a reason why I'd watch the clips but never the streams. It's because the streams are shit.



Wait, I thought he said he wasn't doing coom streams and he was dialling back the parasocial relationships?

His first episode of the new format is Slapper Sally showing her dugs off to all and sundry, with fuck all to say about anything? So the new format is just more of the same, right?

To be clear, this was his LOCALS post-stream stream. He did a call-in show and plans to do more.

 

[Potatoherder]

He claims he got up over 10k views or viewers (cannot remember which) on Rumble. He said that he usually gets half of that when he is not promoted on Rumble. He hastily added that is fine and expected, but he is happy that people seem to be taking to the new direction.

It would be the most hilarious outcome if Rumble is just gaslighting his numbers even HARDER, then they let him go at the end of this contract cycle.

8-10k were normal numbers for him pre-coomering. At the time i speculated it was his core viewer cap. If he is talking about friday night than he is off by a few k from what i got.

Total Rumbles: $ 109
Rumble Count: 10
Peak Viewers: 8161

The log died a 1:05am central.

If he really is admitting to a 50% drop in viewers without rumble pimping that seems to indicate a loss of core viewers.

 

[Drowningman]

He has had a big drop in viewers and he is hoping for a big trial to come to try and boost it again.
He tries to hide it but he knows ,
When he brings Camelot on, it becomes a major disaster.

 

[Joggin Noggin]

he is hoping for a big trial to come to try and boost it again

I honestly doubt he'll go back and do any big trial stream again if the trial itself is more than 3 days. It was clear during his last one that he hated doing it, despite it being easy content and people throw money at him for it

When he brings Camelot on, it becomes a major disaster.

I genuinely don't get the appeal of Camelot. Dude is early 30's dude who's obsessed with gamestop news still, thinks banging fat 4s off tinder is peak, and must take his shirt off on stream

 

[Spaded Dave]

I honestly doubt he'll go back and do any big trial stream again if the trial itself is more than 3 days. It was clear during his last one that he hated doing it, despite it being easy content and people throw money at him for it

I was going to write a long post about this but it would be too much effort and provide no new information, just my speculation. But here's the short version.

The last time he went hard on a trial it almost ended his marriage leading to the "worst day of his life". It was such a massive influx of money that he couldn't tear himself away from doing it, but it took up pretty much all of his time since he kept going on his nightly shows as well during this period. Even if you give him only 5 or 6 hours a night to sleep it was clear that he was neglecting his family and marriage in order to pull it off.

The part that I wanted to go into more detail about with examples and whatnot would be how this ties in to his degeneracy. He's made frequent comments about how "healthy relationships" are and they always tie back to his degeneracy. Recently he started talking about a doctor/psychiatrist/something (I don't remember what it was) divorce attorney and a conversation he had about how "rare" it is to have this level of sex and kink and such in a relationship and most people who get divorced don't have these kind of experiences. I'm butchering the hell out of the retelling but it was a very recent archive posted here so anyone can correct me with the specifics.

EDIT: Instead of being a lazy fuck I found the video and location, it was buried in Elissa's 44 minute clip at 40:30. (Clipped below, attachments appear to be working again for me)

This really perked up my ears because it made me solidify myself in the camp of "Rekieta was a neglectful and absent parent/husband due to his obsession with covering trials for the money. Kayla threatened to divorce him. Everything since then has been his desperate and flailing attempts to keep the relationship together. As a result of someone who thinks they are way smarter than they are Googling, he determined that all the coom behavior was the surefire way to save their relationship. His complete inability to accept even the slightest criticism about this behavior comes from the fact that he views any attack on this behavior as a literal attack on his marriage/family. This is why he takes even the slightest criticism so personally and refers to it in such weird ways such as at one point literally referring to it as an attack on his family."

I might be wrong, but I'm probably not and there's enough there that I'm comfortable planting my flag. That's my final answer, tell me what I won Regis.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Rekieta's guest for tonight's stream is.... Camelot!

There was a motherfucking coup starting to develop in a nuclear armed Russia and he coom-streams.........

Like I get it, he can't be worried to know a fucking thing going on in the world.....but for fucks sake, he could have wrangled up some guests who know what they are talking about. He'd be drawing all kinds of viewers

 

[AnOminous]

He has had a big drop in viewers and he is hoping for a big trial to come to try and boost it again.
He tries to hide it but he knows ,
When he brings Camelot on, it becomes a major disaster.

Nick has turned into the DSP of legal streaming. He was perfectly positioned just by lucky timing to be in the top position in this sector, and blew it all, plus everyone now knows he hates actually doing it.