Infected Sword Enthusiasts - folded up to a million times!

[ccoinhoarder]

These people who sperg about dragons,
Want to be one so they can burn wagons,
Steal gems and gold
In the days of old,
Then go off and drink mead by the flagon.

These men, oh, they want to slay the wyvern
Fighting and Wenching
Questing and Quenching
Their thirst at the taaaaavern~
But by day and by night
Instead of seeking a fight
They go to their wives who are slattern

 

[DykesDykesChina]

These people, oh, these dragontards
resemble mighty buckets of lards.
Some happen to live quite near where I am,
filming Youtube vids around 4 a.m.
in which they complain
with massive disdain
about haters and trolls -- abominations of man.

Spoiler

 

[c-no]

Just in case the last few post seem off-topic, here's some more sword cringe.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Just in case the last few post seem off-topic, here's some more sword cringe.
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Not gonna lie, i love the three girls in the first photo who just decide to fuck with the strange sword carrying dude.

 

[tarni]

These people, oh, these dragontards
resemble mighty buckets of lards.
Some happen to live quite near where I am,
filming Youtube vids around 4 a.m.
in which they complain
with massive disdain
about haters and trolls -- abominations of man.

Spoiler

oh my, who is this beautiful specimen?

 

[DykesDykesChina]

oh my, who is this beautiful specimen?

The one and only Drachenlord.

His Youtube channel

Drachenlord Wiki (German)

Drachenlord Blog (German)

Drachenlord Reddit (mostly German too)

Him being a lolcow from idyllic rural Franconia in northern Bavaria, it's unfortunately hard to find English content about him. In short, he's a Heavy Metal lolcow who lives in a run-down farmhouse full of trash (much like 14 BC) and makes extremely cringey youtube videos -- the earlier ones mostly showed him dancing and headbanging, the newer ones have him vlogging about a number of subjects ranging from politics to extraterrestrial life (none of which he has any undertstanding of) as well as shouting at "trolls and haters". He has very easy to push beserk buttons and chimps out a lot. All of this has made him basically a German answer to CWC.

Latest news is that his electricity has been cut off, because he failed to pay utilities for several years.

"Meddel Loide" -- Drachen's trademark greeting, somewhat hard to translate: Think someone saying "Yo dudes, Metal!" in a heavy Texan redneck drawl.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

The one and only Drachenlord.

His Youtube channel

Drachenlord Wiki (German)

Drachenlord Blog (German)

Drachenlord Reddit (mostly German too)

Him being a lolcow from idyllic rural Franconia in northern Bavaria, it's unfortunately hard to find English content about him. In short, he's a Heavy Metal lolcow who lives in a run-down farmhouse full of trash (much like 14 BC) and makes extremely cringey youtube videos -- the earlier ones mostly showed him dancing and headbanging, the newer ones have him vlogging about a number of subjects ranging from politics to extraterrestrial life (none of which he has any undertstanding of) as well as shouting at "trolls and haters". He has very easy to push beserk buttons and chimps out a lot. All of this has made him basically a German answer to CWC.

Latest news is that his electricity has been cut off, because he failed to pay utilities for several years.

"Meddel Loide" -- Drachen's trademark greeting, somewhat hard to translate: Think someone saying "Yo dudes, Metal!" in a heavy Texan redneck drawl.

He literally calls himself "Dragonlord". He could only be more tryhard if he was Drachenkraft (Dragonforce).

 

[tarni]

The one and only Drachenlord.

His Youtube channel

Drachenlord Wiki (German)

Drachenlord Blog (German)

Drachenlord Reddit (mostly German too)

Him being a lolcow from idyllic rural Franconia in northern Bavaria, it's unfortunately hard to find English content about him. In short, he's a Heavy Metal lolcow who lives in a run-down farmhouse full of trash (much like 14 BC) and makes extremely cringey youtube videos -- the earlier ones mostly showed him dancing and headbanging, the newer ones have him vlogging about a number of subjects ranging from politics to extraterrestrial life (none of which he has any undertstanding of) as well as shouting at "trolls and haters". He has very easy to push beserk buttons and chimps out a lot. All of this has made him basically a German answer to CWC.

Latest news is that his electricity has been cut off, because he failed to pay utilities for several years.

"Meddel Loide" -- Drachen's trademark greeting, somewhat hard to translate: Think someone saying "Yo dudes, Metal!" in a heavy Texan redneck drawl.

Ah, thanks. I had skipped his thread so far because the German ones make me facepalm so hard I might just hurt myself.

 

[HG 400]

Just in case the last few post seem off-topic, here's some more sword cringe.
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At least the guy in the bottom pic has good taste in swords. Katanas are the best swords ever made.

gotta love their arguments against guns too. "Guns will eventually run out of bullets!"

...What, and swords won't break? Let's assume there is a zombie apocalypse, for just a second. How many zombie heads do you think you're gonna cut off before the blade breaks? (this is of course presuming that you won't get overwhelmed and eaten alive by the horde after only decapitating three zombies and getting winded? And even THAT is assuming your flabby arms have enough strength to decapitate a zombie)

zombies aren't real lol

 

[Darndirty]

Funfact- the people asking about cold Steel and pigs, the reason pigs are used to test weapons is because pigs have similar flesh,bone,muscle that we do..that's why you'll see the myth busters use it when they do blade or explosion myths

Hence cold Steel is saying this blade would do this to a persob, but we can't test it out on people so let's go cut us up some piggies

 

[tarni]

At least the guy in the bottom pic has good taste in swords. Katanas are the best swords ever made.

'tis the truth. Fierceness increases with each fold.
Source: HAES

 

[Zeorus]

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Lesson: not even niggos can make katanas cool.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Funfact- the people asking about cold Steel and pigs, the reason pigs are used to test weapons is because pigs have similar flesh,bone,muscle that we do..that's why you'll see the myth busters use it when they do blade or explosion myths

Hence cold Steel is saying this blade would do this to a persob, but we can't test it out on people so let's go cut us up some piggies

There's only one problem: The pig isn't alive and most likely has no innards anymore. That means the muscles aren't tense, which means the cut will be a lot easier than if it was cutting living tissue.

Similarly, using ballistic gel won't yield fully represantative results either, as it's designed to perform similar to flesh when hit with the kinetic impact of bullets and not to sustain cutting "wounds".

 

[NeetBoy]

Which is why serious experts like the ones featured in this thread use plastic milk jugs filled with water for all serious scientific weapon testing. PET bottles will work in a pinch, too.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Which is why serious experts like the ones featured in this thread use plastic milk jugs filled with water for all serious scientific weapon testing. PET bottles will work in a pinch, too.

Clearly, experts on that level can work their wonders even with the most basic of tools.

 

[CatParty]

 

[Abethedemon]

 

[Clown Doll]

 

[King Kong... with wings?]

Pretty much what would happen to these people.

was about to say, why use a sword when handguns are easier to carry and draw?

 

[Chinaman]

Most Chinese have at least some practice with swords or knives. Guns are highly regulated here but we actually have very liberal self defense laws which is something I don't get about the U.S. you have guns but never use them. Sept of course on black people...

Anyway we have purges and we're doing fine.