To no one's surprise, Pepe Escobar also endorses this $6.2 billion theory.
And as if my some sorcery, this living embodiment of smug retard pretentiousness shits out
another shill piece about this very matter just as we begin to talk about him
When the lightning of History strikes, better cut to the chase in our first draft.
Im not sure if is just him being Brazilian, but he genuinely writes like the villain in some shitty anime fanfic.
When the lightning of History strikes, better cut to the chase in our first draft.
Here we go.
Yeah, here we go....fuck this is gonna hurt
After the extraordinary events in Russia during The Longest Day, President Putin wins on all counts.
How.
Seriously how? A fucking coup was launched against him, with minimal resistance from the russian populace or security apparatus in the regions it occurred. This is the kind of shit that happens....no sorry.... happen
ed in places like Zaire.
Among other feats, he has made an absolute, inter-galactic ass of the whole collective West MSM – all over again.
Again.....how?
The westoid globohomo media got gifted one of the most spectacularly embarrasing state-level bed shittings in modern history and milk it for all its worth.
He rallied virtually every Russian to end the Special Military Operation (SMO) – or “almost war” (according to some business circles) quicker.
Once again.....how?
A fucking coup d'é·tat attempt that was greeted by the russian civil population with either shrugs or celebration does not reflect a gloriously rallied population. It reflects a population so fucking mindless and apathetic that Idi Fucking Amin could lead a legion of congo niggers into town with tanks with the explicit aim of annihilating russia and they would roll out the red carpet
He – and the FSB – amassed a formidable list of traitors and 5th and 6th columnists, which will be properly dealt with.
Which as this very shitpiece will go on to say is "letting them go without punishment"
Also "betrayal is great because it lets us know who the enemy within is" is something that tends to happen in dictatorships in the latter stages of being notched in to the bedpost of history
And he now enjoys unlimited freedom to deploy de facto Counter-Terrorist Operation (CTO) martial law powers.
Ok.....and?
The fucks he gonna do now, put Zelensky on trial in absentia for terrorism?
As much as Putin helped perennial Lukashenko in August 2020, preventing regime change in Belarus, good ol’ Luka prevented Russia from sliding into civil war in June 2023.
Jungle-nigger please.....if the memetic potato man is the only thing preventing your state turning in to a giant fucking former Yugoslavia, your state is not fucking winning shit.
A complex wide-ranging counter-terror op is now in effect in Moscow and beyond, while assorted Western sub-zoology specimens are stunned, dazed and confused: wasn’t that supposed to be Putin meeting his Czar Nicholas II moment?
"Haha! russia only shot itself in the gut and not in the head! another glorious victory for the sensual mr putin!"
A first glance at the chessboard tells us that all the pieces seem to be falling in their right places.
I seriously want to see this huehue creeper get the gadaffi treatment with every piece of a chessboard, followed by the board itself. Same goes for every other retard simpering about fucking chess in relation to putin
Prighozin gets a golden parachute in Belarus.
So uh, is this "Properly dealing with traitors" nigga?
Shoigu may be about to be sacked, perhaps even Gerasimov (yes, there are deeply dysfunctional layers inside the Ministry of Defense).
I love this accidental fucking tell that beyond masturbation fantasies, this retard knows absolutely fucking nothing about the inner workings of the state he worships.
The Wagner musicians will be incorporated as a regular Army Corps. They may keep doing business in Africa: demand is huge.
Ah yes, more of that "properly dealing with traitors" I see.
So what really happened after The Longest Day? Hefty CIA funds may have changed hands. But in the end the “coup” could turn out to be the Greatest Russian Trolling of the West Ever.
Here we are at "THE CIA TOTALLY SPENT GORILLIONS IN SEKRIT BRIBING WAGNER BUT SEXY MR PUTIN WAS TOO CLEVER!!!" stage of cope
As mentioned before, there goes the last year of "ukraine is stealing all the aid money and gibdats it gets" narrative down the terlit
The Mother of All Maskirovkas
Can someone please identify what specimen originally came up with the "MUH MYSTERIOUS RUSSIAN SUPER GENIOUS MACHIAVALIAN TRICKSTERS!" myth back in the day? I want to find out what grave I need to defile.
Once again, facts on the ground prove Putin is the undisputed champion of Russia.
After keeping a strategic silence for a few hours, his intervention gathered full support from the civilian population, the FSB, the Chechens, the Army, the Communists, everyone.
I once hid in the closet during a home invasion while my wife was being gangraped, after they left and I crawled out she praised me vociferously for my strategic silence.
Also as for full support, why the fuck did nobody beyond the few elements of the russian air force who later turned into craters and greasy smears by the highway actually fucking stop the coup? Why did they get literal celebrations on the streets of the places they went?
The exact terms of the deal between Luka and Prighozin, with help from the governor of the Tula region, Alexey Dyumin, are still unclear.
Self declared russia expert once again reveals he doesnt actually know shit about whats going on in russia
Prighozin said he was satisfied with the terms. Peskov confirmed on the record that a criminal case against Prigozhin would be dropped.
Something something proper-treatment-of-traitors something
A key Prighozin demand was the twin resignation of Defense Minister Shoigu and Chief of Staff Gerasimov. That may – or may not – happen in the immediate future.
Im wondering if he is trying not to make any short term predictions because of how regularly these blow up in his face
And that brings us to the still fascinating possibility this was the Mother of All Maskirovkas. Prigozhin sets up all this circus just to get a meeting in Moscow with Shoigu and Gerasimov.
I once covered myself in the contents of a septic tank and then stabbed myself in the kidney with a rusty piece of rebar at a local Fuddruckers so that I might get a meeting with the janitor, twas quite the maskirovka
Talk about an overkill just to go out on a date.
Ya know the whole "shill is sexually aroused by the subject of his fawning" jibe has been overused for the last century, but Im starting to think this may actually be the case with this guy given the language he uses at times.
The Mother of All Maskirovkas scenario also implies a move worthy of 5D chess.
The fact this limp wristed tryhard was almost certainly sexually abused as a child is a fact that brings me much joy in life.
On Saturday, Wagner was 200 km away from Moscow.
Yet on Sunday, Wagner was 100 km away from Kiev.
Yeah and if you put him on a fucking rowboat off the coast of virginia he would be like 50km away from Washington DC
Your point?
Next level Sun Tzu Art of War, anyone?
The real Sun Tsu would have your ass skinned alive for sodomy
Between sovereignty and betrayal
Alexander Dugin correctly points out how this was also an exercise in Sovereignty: “Only Sovereign Lukashenko, together with Sovereign Putin himself, confronted [Prighozin]…It turned out that many can frame the President and the people, acting in the shadows and apparently on his behalf, but saving the Fatherland in a critical situation is not their specialty.”
I guess begging for help from a supposed minion to save your ass from a coup technically counts as sovereignty, in a Darrel Brooks sovereign citizen manner of speaking.
Also how could this be "saving muh fatherland in a critical situation" when you just said it was all fake?
The corollary is that Russia needs “a sovereign elite, otherwise everything will repeat itself.”
If its dependent on assistance from an outside state thats not very fucking sovereign
As for the dazed and confused collective West, especially the NATO-Kiev junta, with everyone instantly rebranding Wagner from “terrorists” to “freedom fighters”, getting bogged down in their own swamp is the art they excel in.
Yet to be fucking evidenced even from the most cancerous and mindless westoid media sources but I guess he doesnt want to feel the burn of being clowned on by the fucking gawker demographic right now.
Mainstream media spun that the proverbial “Western officials” were “taken by surprise” by the mutiny. That depends on the amount of funds that changed hands, and in which direction, during
the preparation.
Of course, westoid media knew all along but were bribed by muh CIA to stay quiet
The SMO, now CTO keeps rolling along. The Russian Army continues to fight, undisturbed.
When russia makes effectively zero fucking progress in a year its a glorious russian victory
The “counter-offensive” remains teetering over the edge of a cliff, ready to kiss the black void.
When ukraine makes slow progress in a fortnight it shows how pathetic and weak ukraine is and how certain its annihilation is
Putin winning on all counts implies the whole civilian population – and the military – engaged into preserving him and the Russian institutions, as well as perfecting them. There’s absolutely no nation anywhere across the collective West where we find this level of citizen support.
Uh.......there's also absolutely no nation anywhere across the collective West where a fucking military coup was attempted in the last 48 hours, let alone one which faced zero civilian opposition and minimal establishment resistance
Russian politics is a special animal.
In a Chris Chan definition of special sure
It works at the highest level and also at grassroots level – unlike in the West, where the norm is deep hatred between the elites and the people.
"The proles don't have the balls to criticise the oligarchs who literally sent russia into yet another dark age during the 90s and this shows how wonderful russia is"
Of course it should always be stressed it’s the less patriotic Russian oligarchs who run away every time something approaching The Longest Day takes place.
Wait if russia is always #winning why on earth are this unpatriotic elite....whom you just fucking said dont exist....always fleeing the country?
For a few hours, the West was betting heavily on the dismemberment of Russia. Not now. And not in the foreseeable future.
Ok, any evidence of this heavy betting? Like anything the West or Ukraine did to capitalise on its supposedly imminent victory?
The succession is already being prepared, by Team Putin and selected patriotic oligarchs. Among the contenders, there’s a secret name that will stun everyone when it pops up. He’s still invisible in terms of public opinion, and works in the shadows. His name should remain secret for the time being.
As it stands, what matters is that Russia as whole emerged even stronger out of The Longest Day. The man and woman in the street showed himself and herself, once again, as a true patriot, ready to defend the Motherland whatever it takes.
Yet again.....
HOW?
There was no confrontation between those who are pro-Russian institutions and those who are pro-Wagner.
*please ignore the charred corpses by the highway and in various piles of wreckage*
People actually support both. People regarded Wagner like the “polite green men” who helped to peacefully retake Crimea in 2014. Facing them, there was not a single policeman or military.
"the russian people fawning over the plotters of a coup proves how strong and unified the russian state is"
Jesus fucking christ....
So Putin is stronger than ever. But everyone should always keep this in mind: the one thing he can’t forgive is betrayal.
He writes to cap an article about putin forgiving betrayal
Fuck me I need a drink
