Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Falcon Sebben]

the rainbow isn't because gay
It's part of that modern evangelical movement "Taking Back The Rainbow" reclaiming its true meaning as a symbol of God's promise to never flood the Earth again
even if it means Wogglebug being sus with girls

I remember when Ken Ham lit up his Ark Park with rainbow lights to "Take Back the Rainbow". I said what should have happened would be gay people from all over would take buses to the Ark Park and walk up two by two. He'd have turned the lights off so fast then turned them back on later when all the icky gays were gone.

But in Cynthia's case it's because she doesn't want the rainbow to be connected to gays or Christians.

She already has her in-universe self-insert - the talk show lady. She was rather generous to herself when it comes to looks.

Can't do anything about her voice though. It's like nails on the chalkboard.

I already have the story.
Dorian uses his cunning and dark magic to get the talk show Cherie removed and to replace her. Then he uses her show to spread anti-Wogglebug propaganda. Woggy and the gang team up with Cherie to take the show back.

Just based on how she looks and sounds, I really have to wonder how she moves. I'm still picturing the Groke in my mind and she doesn't move so much as just kinda... glides.

 

[Yaks]

Just based on how she looks and sounds, I really have to wonder how she moves. I'm still picturing the Groke in my mind and she doesn't move so much as just kinda... glides.

i imagine more of a bigfoot strut personally.

 

[Pedophobe]

Like a Shambling Mound.

 

[Yummy Gummy]

Pride Month In Genoma!​

A Gay Ol' Time Had By All- Well, almost...

-Pride month has Cheri quite unhinged this year. Not only has she become so outraged that she actually figured out how to use Tor to deny the True & Honest Love between Genoma's favorite queers Woggy & Froggy- Last weekend she crashed Genoma's biggest Pride festival in history!


-Cheri & a couple of her homophobic pals attempting to disrupt gigantic Pride gathering.

Message from the editor: Cheri, I'm proud you're taking your grooming a lil more seriously by getting a haircut. But the shorter hair isn't slimming- In fact it's fattening. Just saying, maybe it's time to go on a diet. Start by kicking the Sunkist.

In other news:
-I was put in contact with a secret informant who goes by the pseudonym, "Frog Throat." He wishes to remain anonymous & I plan on honoring his wishes as he feels coming forward could be dangerous. I met with him this past week in a dark parking structure near the border of CWCville. He stayed in the shadows so the only description I have is: He has a deep, croaky voice, some sort of Tophat, & what appeared to be a Zoot suit.
(I'm only including these details to paint a picture- there's no way they could possibly blow his cover.)

Leaked Security Cam Footage.

-A few days into Pride month this odd series of images was sent via email to 1/2 of Genoma's residents. Frog Throat alleges it's mere propaganda; leaked by Cynthia to cast doubt on Woggy's homosexuality. Supposedly these shots were taken out of context & have been being used as blackmail. According to Frog Throat, "Only a psycho would take photo's of an affair in their own home. It's no secret that Woggy is a sex-fiend, but this was not a genuine affair. Either Cynthia sexually assaulted him, or he was under the impression she was a Troon with a dick."

-What really happened? Well I suppose only Woggy & Cynthia know the truth...

From Frog Throat's personal archive:

-Tin Man looking amorously at Woggy.

-At the end of our meeting Frog Throat provided me with this photograph of Woggy & the Tin Man back when they were an item. Purportedly the Wogglebug did not leave OZ for Genoma because he was bullied- Frog Throat say's that's just more of Cheri huffing her copium & Woggy's selfish revisionism. In reality he left because of a nasty breakup...

-But that's a story for another time. I'll report back as I gather more data on this extremely gay faggotry.

 

[Woggie's child bride]

Don't listen to Yummy Gummy Cynthia, he's a dang dirty troll who has nothing good to offer you. The Wogglebug isn't now, nor will he ever be attracted to a male frog, I think part of the misconception comes from the fact we've never had anything to say otherwise in a mainline movie, only your vlog videos that a lot less people watch. Even when you do introduce the beetle princess there will still be some people who assume that Woggy is possibly bi, I think the only way to end this issue for good is to have a movie where woggy goes to a gay pride parade where it's made clear that he has no homosexual inclination but is a strong supporter of the gay community.

P.S. Sunkist isn't that bad for you and you're looking a lot more healthy than some of people we watch, if anything I think you should drink more to spite him.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

According to Frog Throat, "Only a psycho would take photo's of an affair in their own home. It's no secret that Woggy is a sex-fiend, but this was not a genuine affair. Either Cynthia sexually assaulted him, or he was under the impression she was a Troon with a dick."

I am very sorry but it still doesn't look good for Woggy. Not only he clearly initiates the mutually consensual intercourse, his hand goes straight for her ass, making his intentions pretty clear:

This evidence is irrefutable: in LGBT community Woggy stands firmly by B, not by G - no matter how much Frog Throat or Woggy himself will try to deny it.

 

[Woggie's child bride]

See? The trolls just won't stop until there's irrifutable proof in a film of his lack of attraction to men. The only way out is to make "The Wogglebug and Sylvie and the pride of Genoma"

 

[PuddIeduck]

So Cynthia really is homophobic

No wonder she refuses to acknowledge Woggy and Froggy's relationship...

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

I am very sorry but it still doesn't look good for Woggy. Not only he clearly initiates the mutually consensual intercourse, his hand goes straight for her ass, making his intentions pretty clear:
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This evidence is irrefutable: in LGBT community Woggy stands firmly by B, not by G - no matter how much Frog Throat or Woggy himself will try to deny it.

Reminds me of that time he shoved his face in her tits

 

[Spastic Cologne]

Woggle-Vlog 98 - New Stickers​

In typical Cynthia fashion she fails to actually show any of the stickers in her video advertising them...​

Can't lie, these are by far imo the best and genuinely cutest depictions of "her" characters (if not a tad weeby), on account of the fact "her friend/fan" paid a real artist to create them and @WogglebugLover had fuck all nothing to do with their new infinitely superior/more appealing designs...



One of these things is not like the others

And of course no credit is given whatsoever to the actual artist in any of Cherie's posts surprise surprise...

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCz6wRlCK92gBY2lRuP6Cy4Q/community?lb=UgkxfaeiFWjN5BB_5Cw6YM5f1RkH0bGd912r

https://www.wogglebugloveproductions.com/product-page/stickers

More now deleted uploads pushing those perpetual Gollywoggle doll "discounts"...

Spoiler: JUST CHARGE 5 BUCKS FOR THEM ALREDY YOU BOOB!

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

One of these things is not like the others

This one:

Every other image presents a violent pedophile and murderer (notice him holding a torn out heart on one of the images) and his victim.
This is a wholesome gay frog enjoying his cup of tea.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

This one:
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Every other image presents a violent pedophile and murderer (notice him holding a torn out heart on one of the images) and his victim.
This is a wholesome gay frog enjoying his cup of tea.

The one where he's sneezing isn't violent or anything. It just shows his fetish for sneezing.

 

[Trombonista]

That girl is clearly meant to be Cherie. Sylvie has blonde hair.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

That girl is clearly meant to be Cherie. Sylvie has blonde hair.

It doesn't look retarded enough to be her.

 

[Starbuxxx]

Despite their canonical romance, I'm starting to think that Woggie and Frogman really aren't that compatible. Frog is just an elderly gay who likes antiques and has dirt on Old Genomawood stars. I doubt he gets erections when he sneezes.

 

[Trombonista]

@WogglebugLover when's Wogglebug's birthday? I only ask because today is John the Armadillo's birthday.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I only ask because today is John the Armadillo's birthday.

Happy birthday, John! I'm sure more people come to his party than to Woggy's.

 

[Trombonista]

Happy birthday, John! I'm sure more people come to his party than to Woggy's.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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Also people like John while they find Mr. Wogglebug to be a crashing bore.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

my website payment plan. It's $400.

What kind of site is that? Is her yearly plan $400? I assume it's for hosting services.

I don't think this a PL or TMI but with my creative petprojects I just make the site on WordPress or whatever, and the .com is bought as cheaply as possible and just directs to a landing or homepage. I'm not pretending to be professional or anything so I don't care that I don't have X.com/read or whatever.

Use Google Domains if you want to buy a domain. It has cheap yearly plans.