Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

He whinged that a smaller channel was trying to stir drama, but he has to ignore it.

He seems to be passively going after Elissa now.

I expect he's hoping that either locals or his audience will do his dirty work for him and get rid of that "pesky" small channel.

I assumed when I read Himedall's recap that Nick was referring to Divinity Said and not Elissa.

Divinity Said seems to be a novel detractor, recently released a metacommentary video about Nick's hypocrisy re: Montagraph and Schneider, appeared on Nick's show once and has had tussles with Kurt, Megan Fox, Faran and Chrissie Mayr.

 

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- He is trying to get more people to interview. The next guest has not responded yet. He wants to do bigger guests forst to drum up interest. 3rd slot would likely be Phil Labont

Before his recent vacation, he was talking about doing a show on relationships and religion. I guess that's out the fucking window?

Your profile pic is way too high res to actually be Mandy's tits.

Spoiler: I'd know those tits anywhere!

 

[Maude Snew]

He seems to be passively going after Elissa now. Considering that his audience started review bombing Schneider, I expect he's hoping that either locals or his audience will do his dirty work for him and get rid of that "pesky" small channel.

Couldn't have been him doing the strike, he was out picking up boulders Balldos these damn kids.

 

[Troonos]

This is the most damning part of the whole thing. What sort of lawyer talks to the cops during a ticket stop? That's the #1 thing you are told NOT to do.

It's not just the thing you're told not to do. It's also what Nick himself has spent years telling us not to do. Hypocritical as ever.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Originally he wore the hat as a sign of mockery to any sort of title. In fact, law pope was conceived as a mockery toward the moniker of "Leader of lawtube" which he felt was being foisted on him.

The problem is, when you feed into irony too much, it eventually becomes unironic. Now he's just a turdnugget wearing it as a genuine badge of honor on his fucking car.

Rekieta definitely let himself get carried away and now the "Jokes" have become so intertwined that they're no longer distinguishable from his actual personality. Same with his degeneracy. What was occasional jokes and jests about being a filthy sex weirdo has just become a part of him now, so much so that it supplanted who he was completely.

Sad

I am not so sure it was ironic. Nick's brand was self-deprecation and gave him an everyman appeal. Praise and flattery do easily go to the head, and with the heel turn in the last 8 months, I doubt if he was ever as humble as he portrayed himself to be.

It seems to me that the simpler explanation is that he does not want the responsibility and work of being in charge of anything.

Before his recent vacation, he was talking about doing a show on relationships and religion. I guess that's out the fucking window?

Spoiler: I'd know those tits anywhere!

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Supposedly he is going to do heresy streams on Sunday. He is 'working' on it, but it might be another perennial postponed project.

 

[Big moth tiddies]

I am not so sure it was ironic. Nick's brand was self-deprecation and gave him an everyman appeal. Praise and flattery do easily go to the head, and with the heel turn in the last 8 months, I doubt if he was ever as humble as he portrayed himself to be.

It seems to me that the simpler explanation is that he does not want the responsibility and work of being in charge of anything.

I'm not saying he was humble, in fact, you're probably right. He probably thought the whole thing was stupid and didn't want to deal with it or the drama that would come with it. I absolutely believe it was ironic though. Just as you say, shit like that goes straight to him, and eventually the joke is no longer a joke.
Well I mean having lawpope on your car is a joke, but not the kind he thinks it is.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Well I mean having lawpope on your car is a joke, but not the kind he thinks it is.

Which is odd, cause most of the people who will get to see it are the people he meets in his real life and not get the joke. He will likely have to explain it himself. Can you imagine how cringe that would be?

"Why is your plate lawpope?"
"Well you see it's a joke about me being the leader of lawye-"
"Oh you're a lawyer, which firm?"
"Well, no, I'm a self employed lawyer..."
"You run your own office? Where?"
"Well I closed it because I'm now a streamer but it was at a strip mall.."
"..."

 

[AnOminous]

Edit: Also, what kind of grown man with his wife shares a hotel room with another man?

No man. No man at all. A limp little cuck.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Which is odd, cause most of the people who will get to see it are the people he meets in his real life and not get the joke.

It's the only thing that he considers an acheivement in his life so it makes sense he would drag it around with him as a conversation starter.

Also isn't it funny that he bitched, moaned and complained about how terrible it was for people to know who he is and how nice it was to get away from that on vacay but he is putting his internet identity directly on his car?

 

[AnOminous]

- He says law school is not work. You can pass easily if you slog through the work. You only have to work hard if you want to work in a bug firm.

He's right on that at least to the extent of if you don't really care about anything other than passing. Some people just get a law degree because they're running some business and want to do the legal work themselves, and you don't really need to look stellar to do that.

If you want to get on law review, have clinical experience, graduate with honors, and other shit that actually helps you get a clerkship and a job, though, you're going to be putting in some work.

As usual, Nick's experience has been that of a privileged affluent white boy, not someone who actually needs a job or to pay for anything himself.

Which is odd, cause most of the people who will get to see it are the people he meets in his real life and not get the joke. He will likely have to explain it himself. Can you imagine how cringe that would be?

I will again remind everyone that the only competent lawyer in the whole weeb wars saga was the strip mall lawyer, and oh, he also didn't rip off his client and charged a reasonable rate.

 

[Maude Snew]

No man. No man at all. A limp little cuck.

What is a man? A miserable little pile of Balldos.

 

[JudyGemstone]

- He has cut back drinking so he cannot use alcohol as an excuse for his antics. He said he was drinking too much, but he isn't a lush because he can just stop. Most people cannot, but he can.

"Most people cannot, but he can." ~ Every alcoholic who believes they're different than every other alcoholic.

- He whinged that a smaller channel was trying to stir drama, but he has to ignore it.

What did Elissa do now? Or is it Divinity for her latest video? Could it be Twitter Is Cancer?

- Kayla does not want to be on stream

What if Branca's there tho?

Divinity Said seems to be a novel detractor, recently released a metacommentary video about Nick's hypocrisy re: Montagraph and Schneider, appeared on Nick's show once and has had tussles with Kurt, Megan Fox, Faran and Chrissie Mayr.

She did a recent video mocking Megan Fox's demonetization. The comment section is an interesting read. Divinity also has had a tussle with the melon fucker himself. Monty made a video about her saying all this shit he found out about her. She gave a video response (She took it off her YT but has it on her rumble.) I think it ended there and Montagraph took down his video or unlisted it.

https://rumble.com/v21kcox-montagraph-has-a-crush-on-divinity-said-lawtism-lawmart.html

"Why is your plate lawpope?"

How did I miss this............................ So the unofficial Pope of Lawtube, who hated being referred to as such, gets a license plate saying LawPope? Whoa, my shock, hypocrisy?!

 

[AnOminous]

What was occasional jokes and jests about being a filthy sex weirdo has just become a part of him now, so much so that it supplanted who he was completely.

He is a filthy sex weirdo, though, a filthy sex weirdo who goes to filthy sex weirdo gay bars in his underwear and goes on vacation to cuck resorts for cucks and filthy sex weirdoes, and has to bring a nanny along because the places he goes are not suitable for the kids he hates.

That shit was never ironic.

His facade of being some kind of wholesome family man, though? Fake as fuck. Ron Toye is more of a man than he is.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Guys I'm starting to think that the "jokes" that Rekieta tells are the way he really feels.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Violating LOCALS TOS:

Spoiler: VERY NSFW

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panzerdood​

ur just posting porn

DesertDogStudio​

Bruh e-mag that's blatant nudity

Why is their porn dusty?

Edit: Also, what kind of grown man with his wife shares a hotel room with another man? I get doing shit like that in your 20's when you're broke, but at Nick's age it's weird.

Faggot swinger cucks who rely on ball torture devices to get off.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

In other news, Nick has dropped down to 470k on youtube. Pre vacation it was at 472k, after vacation it was 471k. 2 weeks of 'pulling up' didn't seem to amount to much (even to his live numbers).

Spoiler: Nick's Social Blade

I also took a mental note of LB's sub numbers months ago and iirc when nick was at 479k, she stabilized at 234k after taking a major hit in 5 digits because of the drama with nick (I'm remembering 260k-ish but I could be wrong). From that point Nick started dropping in subs to 476k while LB rose to around 236k (remembered because of the same 6k digit). Since then LB has dropped in subs again back to 234k but it seems Nick is draining even faster than her.

Spoiler: Legal Byte's Social Blade

 

[zyclonPD]

- Nick re-visited his and Joe's conversation on civil punishment for doxxing. interestingly, he focuses on the logistical difficulties and not the philosophical underpinnings.

- Someone offered to put him in contact with Future Conflict guys, but he said he isnt interested in any of the topic

-he should maybe get up in arms about large corporations data collection policies and selling data to aggregators such as white pages first before grand standing about the topic further.

-thank god. I'm glad my CFC streams won't be shit up with balldo man

ere's also allegations that he was doing scam crowd funding for repairs as well as doing scammy give away contests that he tried not to pay out until it became a shitstorm. Some videos by random Game Stop employees say he's full of shit about his claims about Game Stop as well, one even shows their papers from Game Stop about enrolling in benefits as apparently he claimed they were removing benefits?

My biggest complaint with Camelots GameStop videos is aside from his own personal stories with Egg, all his stories of bad GameStop behavior are sourced from reddit with no confirmation of validity. Its often times unsourced claims by disgruntled people flying up allegations with nothing to back them.

I can say from being friends with a former GameStop manager, the company did know Camelot by name, but some of the claims against them out there are true but often times its overblown. Cody's videos sometimes dipped into shallow complaints for clicks with no substance to them.

I'm reminded of his video complaining about game stops selling hand sanitizer to stay open during covid. It was a pathetic angle for what was an overblown virus and Cody was banking off outrage at the time from covid acoloytes that every business should just close forever indefinitely because the MSM said so. Videos like that have aged pretty poorly.

To me his most egregious stuff is stuff like this, his livestrram with ReviewtechUSA and Boogie2988 in which they honestly discuss limiting free speech because it allows people to make fun of them.

Taking away peoples rights based on feelings is an afront to me and I'd nail him on the cross for that alone. I don't need the rest of the excuses.
Edit: i forgot they did 2 of these shirtless guys chat streams. Here is the correct link with time stamp

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

All these fuckers are praying for another big trial but can you imagine? They'd be at each other's throats in a second to try and corner the dono market. The gayops and flaggotry would be out of this world.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

To me his most egregious stuff is stuff like this, his livestrram with ReviewtechUSA and Boogie2988 in which they honestly discuss limiting free speech because it allows people to make fun of them.

Uhh do you have time stamps? Your link is just a whole 3 hours of it..
I absolutely believe you but having a time stamp so I can link to it whenever the occasion arises, would be handy.

 

[Maude Snew]

He is a filthy sex weirdo, though, a filthy sex weirdo who goes to filthy sex weirdo gay bars in his underwear and goes on vacation to cuck resorts for cucks and filthy sex weirdoes, and has to bring a nanny along because the places he goes are not suitable for the kids he hates.

Nick used to be a sex weirdo like Rich Evans, now he's a sex weirdo like Ezra Miller. Really makes you think.