FREEZE FRAME!!!
ImPOR-TEN phone calls to make today.
JUMPCUT!! She called, and unfortunately, she has to send an email to become part of their portal to get the results. Then she'll call a "Pulmonary molmunt" to see if she needs a referral.
"Email is SENT!!!" She's so proud of a task that even my 93 year old Nonna can do.
JUMPCUT!! The Pulmonary molmunt person needs a referral, so she called her GP. She got an appointment, but it's not to her liking, so she's gonna call back to try and push her way into a sooner appointment.
Amber thinks her doctors were "all wrong" with their Dx of her dangleen lung last year. Amber seems unable to grasp the fact that at 500lbs, her body is fighting as hard as it can just to function for another day. She may have had pneumonia last year. She may have had it last month. *THIS* may be a completely different issue...
...Or, you know, this is her new bullshit storyline since the WLS storyline ran it's course.
JUMPCUT!!! Hasn't eaten in 16 1/2 hours and doesn't even feel HONGRY! Let's talk calorie counting. All of the food she's eating is not at all processed (just ignore the chicken sausage, oatmilk, PB2, pickles, and sliced cheese on her egg muffin). Because it's so nutritious, she had to FORCE herself to reach her calorie goal of 2000.
TRANSLATION: 2000 calories of cottage cheese with mustard and garlic olives and strawberries DOES taste as disgusting as you are imagining it to.
She's eating SO HULTHLY and so chemical free, she's just going to SCRAP CALORIE COUNTING because she knows exactly what she's doing and her hunger cues are perfectly fine.
Amber talks about the difference between counting calories and being aware of calories.
JUMPCUT! Grocery haul. Apparently, Amber has already HULTHILY and intuitively eaten through that week of groceries within the last few days. She got: chicken thighs, ground turkey, toastadas, refried beans, carrot sticks, little potato assassins, peppers, cheese, sugar free syrup, coconut milk, green onion, aaayygs, broccoli, pasta, and sauce. Ignore the unhulthy processed stuff - Jade bought that.
18 HOUR FAST COMPLETE! Time to eat more mustard! Baby corn has made it's return to the Amberverse. Another 'taste test' of course. Jade comments on Amber's crunching. OH FUCKING GROSS - AMBER'S DOING THIS SHIT FOR HER FEEDER GORLFRIEND! YUCK! [SKIP]
TIME TO TALK ABOUT WLS: Amber was approved by the dietician and therapist. Amber's next step was to meet with the surgeon, but she's been feeling 'disconnected' for over a month from WLS, so she fucking bailed. She quit before she could be fired, or even worse: before she would have to *GASP*, LOSE SOME WEIGHT!! Sorry, she didn't quit; she 'postponed' it (....indefinitely). Funny how LESS than a month ago, Amber was sticking it to the haydurs on instagram and talking about how her getting surgery was 100%
TRANSLATION: This was just a storyline to sucker her viewers to keep watching when she had no other content.
For those people who actually believed in her: don't worry, she'll bring this storyline back... the next time she does something sleazy and needs a diversion.
The dietician fell over herself giving Amber the number for her manager because she thought SHE did something wrong - as if they've NEVER come across a fatty that didn't want to lose weight. I'll take "shit that definitely didn't happen" for $600, Alex.
Lots of personal reasons that she doesn't want to talk about.
She's so relieved that they were supportive of her decision and told her she'll always be their patient. They don't care Amber - NO ONE CARES! You paid, they provided service. Literally NO ONE CARES if you eat yourself to death. Not your WLS clinic, not your 'gorlfriend', and certainly not your meth-smoking, service animal abusing, CHILD NEGLECTING, elder abusing, ex-con of a mother who you've elevated to sainthood. You know, the one who's SO PROUD OF YOU that she hasn't bothered to visit you in 3 years - even on your dime?
Lots of things in her 'gut' telling her not to get the surgery. (Oh yeah, like the pizza, ice cream, chips, candy, takeout...)
Amber feels that she should be 'validated' in how she feels - not our job to 'validate' you, you stinky sumo. And NO, I DON'T SEE the progress you've made. You've GAINED at least 70lbs since last summer.
JUMPCUT!!! Some sort of Stanley Cup tumbler... huh? Is Amber suddenly a hockey fan now?... OH FUCK OFF! I'm fucking DUMB; it's some stupid water bottle/drink cup hybrid! I should have known; new weightloss strategy = new water bottle! [SKIP]
JUMPCUT!! Doing laundry. Sorry, I don't take domestic advice from someone who has shown herself unable to cook, clean, or care for herself. [SKIP]
CLOSET CLEANOUT TIME!! Will Amber get rid of more than one item? I Don't care. [SKIP]
Amber shows us how to cut an apple. Amber's not eating for the feeders - as they don't want to see her eating apples and carrots. They want to see her eating chicken fingers and chinese food. (It's not for the fans, either, as they have been BEGGING her since 2019 to stop eating on camera). Amber can't even exist as a human being, because if it wasn't for her weight, people wouldn't say anything about feeders.
If it wasn't for your weight, people would have NO REASON TO WATCH YOU because you are a dull, brainless, dirty, social media brainwashed, vindictive CUNT. Go eat another chicken sausage, you fucking weirdo. [SKIP]
