Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Billie Ross]

weekly weigh in & huge dollar tree haul | vlog

Spoiler: June 29, 2023 Archive

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Controversial, and hopefull, opinion, but I'm still betting on lung cancer metastasis.
It's going to be interesting watch how they'll treat a 550lbs BEAST.
After the hysterectomy she had a chance to turn things around and lose enough weight so she can fit in the machines, and keep the follow up, instead she gained weight and was more worried about buying a new servant to wipe her ass than Cancer, now can't even afford a gallbladder scan.
Choices.

 

[Xenomorph]

Spoiler: Rundown of latest video.

Fucking

 

[The Heartthrob]

Once you start doing this you realize that she does not care one bit about the people who may actually believe her. She keeps up none of facades ( i.e. calorie counting randomly coming up) and seems like each one of her actions are done solely to prove the hayders wrong.

The ambabies are constantly telling her that too. "Why are you so focused on the negativity? We're here for you". It eats away at her knowing that anyone is making less than stellar comments about her. I think the average person that finds themselves suddenly in a social position like that is likely to engage a bit with the hate at first and then back out once they realize it's having a negative impact on them and put it out of their mind. ALR has been at it for a decade; vanity searching, haunting forums, reaching out directly to every new reaction/clip channel (that's a gay guy), etc. I like to think it's a part of the wake up call for many.

 

[lol cow supreme]

I can't see her lusting after little kids, but she would most definitely fuck teenagers if she had the chance. It's where she's stuck mentally so she likely views them as her peers. Or she'd do that shit where she's like "omg you're so mature for your age" and then we get Libby 2.0.

Not an asshole question but how new are you to our uhal lesbian groomer? She used to literally hang out with a highschooler in Florida and discuss inappropriate bullshit.. and Amber literally groomed a 14 year old so she could live with her (Casey) while Amber was 18.
Amber is a fucking groomer pedo.

 

[The Heartthrob]

Not an asshole question but how knew are you to our uhal lesbian groomer? She used to literally hang out with a highschooler in Florida and discuss inappropriate bullshit.. and Amber literally groomed a 14 year old so she could live with her (Casey) while Amber was 18.
Amber is a fucking groomer pedo.

For about 5 years now, but I only got into her because of channels like Katie W. Always here for the fun primarily, so I've had to learn a lot about the more deranged content.
She's 100% eternally stunted at 14-16. In addition I also think she loves the control she gets with younger girls and women. Look at the age gap between her and wipey. I still don't get the sense she can't be trusted near a school zone or anything like that, but anyone with teenage siblings or sons/daughters should keep them away from ALR. She is not even remotely above treating them the way she says her father's friends did.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

More consumption of cheap crap. She cannot help herself. If she isn't eating trash, she's buying it.
I know being a deathfat and eating the trash she does rots your brain, but I don't believe she's so fucking retarded she needs to ask what a heating pad is called. She's been doing that more recently and I think it's her "i'm so quirky guise" thing than actually being stupid.

Amber is boasting that she's lost 49lbs since July 2021..

I know she's desperate to be able to say she's lost anything, but why the fuck is she using July 2021? Is it about Jade Francis of NY and how she's just shooo supportive? Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't remember her admitting to being 570 something in 2021. None of it makes sense.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

I know she's desperate to be able to say she's lost anything, but why the fuck is she using July 2021? Is it about Jade Francis of NY and how she's just shooo supportive? Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't remember her admitting to being 570 something in 2021. None of it makes sense.

Looks better than the fact that she has gained 20 pounds since the start of the year.

 

[Salvador Dali]

doctors appointment, lung update, shopping at Target & haul! | vlog

Spoiler: June 30, 2023 Archive

 

[Xenomorph]

lmao spending that wls money eh fucking shut up Hambone.

 

[TardiX]

why the fuck is she using July 2021?

Gorl loves to use her highest ever "recorded" weight of 572.4. But ever since that got further and further away she likes to say she was "almost back to [her] highest weight in summer 2021" at 569. Still can't tell where -49lbs comes from.

572.4-522.8 = 49.6 I guess? But she didn't claim to be back to 572.4 in 2021. All her numbers are a lie anyway.

I personally miss the "I lost 106 lbs all on my o[zempic]wn" She wants to act like she's been steadly and slowly losing lmao what a dumb bitch.

 

[FatalTater]

So much of my recommended videos on youtube are things like "How To Live On $30 A Week!" and "Prices Are Up, How To Cope."

And then there's Amber.

32 years old, so fat you know she's using up enough groceries for a whole family, and she's showing off all the stuff she buys, in the comfort of her nice apartment.

I can't imagine she's at all relatable to very many people. Feeders and gawkers and haydurs. That's her whole audience.

I noticed in one of her videos where she was pretending she eats raw veg with mustard, her breathing was awful. She sounded like an actual cow that had just run up a hill and into the barn. HEAVY breathing, like a large animal.

She turns 33 in December. Will she make it?

 

[Turd Fergusson]

It seems that not only Amber is copying Tiffany, she also bought the same air fryer as her. Her old one being recalled is just rubbish. Her lack of personality is outstanding.

As an aside, I watched last night an episode of "Save my skin" (the British version of Dr. Pimple Popper", where Dr. Emma treated a patient with lymphedema on his leg. That patient was not as bad as Amber but still required extensive bandaging and treatment. It is astounding that Amber is so nonchalant about her condition.

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

As an aside, I watched last night an episode of "Save my skin" (the British version of Dr. Pimple Popper", where Dr. Emma treated a patient with lymphedema on his leg. That patient was not as bad as Amber but still required extensive bandaging and treatment. It is astounding that Amber is so nonchalant about her condition.

More than nonchalant - she loves it. It’s an excuse of why she JUST CAN’T lose weight, and how she’s so different and special and has to suffer so greatly.

Getting that diagnosis was the best day of her life.

Also, wouldn’t like every 600 lb lardass have some form of it anyway?

 

[FickleFuck]

I need Becky to come through and drop the real tea. The Dusty tea was weak and even Hamberlynn being a cunt wasn't enough for me to give a shit about anymore of that bullshit. Thumb Butler needs to nut up.

 

[Xenomorph]

Welcome back to clearnet you idiotic monkeys who couldn't figure out how to download tor and enter one fucking line of an onion address. You are all that is terrible with the internet and women in general.
Missed you bitches and welcome back time to neglect your families again and post about fat fucks!

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

Wait. So I just spent an entire week slogging through this entire thread from beginning to now on tor (which is slow as hell btw) and the moment I finally get up-to-date.. We're back on the clearnet? With normal loading times???

... typical.
Makes me kinda feel like a monster truck in the nightlife (whatever that means).

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Welcome back to clearnet you idiotic monkeys who couldn't figure out how to download tor and enter one fucking line of an onion address. You are all that is terrible with the internet and women in general.
Missed you bitches and welcome back time to neglect your families again and post about fat fucks!

Okay, for everyone whose been on a forced 2 month vacation from the Farms due to what Xenomorph mentioned above, PLEASE READ THE SPOILER!!!!:

Spoiler: off topic - BUT IMPORTANT.

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If you want your drive to have more than one function, you can use ventoy instead of an etcher program to put the .iso on the drive, but that involves a few more steps (it's still easy, as even THIO JOE on YouTube has a kindergarten level tutorial on ventoy).

Once you've flashed the drive (the instructions are on the screen - WITH PICTURES, so you shouldn't fuck it up), you use it by turning off your computer, plugging in the stick, and turning on the computer.

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If you have a Mac... you'll have to poke around as I've never used one so I can't give step by step instructions off the top of my head, but it can't be that hard.

If you have Linux... you already know how to do all of this shit, so please comment and correct any errors I may have accidentally made in writing this out

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And let's be real: the club ain't as much fun if all of your friends are stuck waiting outside with the bouncer.

Back on topic:

Didn't recap the Target Haul video and not gonna. Basically, she spent $240 on junk, and then spent the video trying to 'correct' the things said here, on Reddit, and in the comments sections of the reaction channels. For example, she's retconned the story of her scale at home, now it NEVER weighed her lighter than the clinic scale. Only 3 lbs difference, but that was because she was weighing herself without clothes at home and fully dressed at the clinic.

Looking at the fact that there was no video today, perhaps that Dollar Tree video WASN'T old content. She bought suckers and two boxes of freezies, after saying that even a TASTE of stuff she shouldn't be eating can throw her off track for weeks or months. What do you wanna bet that the frozen sugar water has 'triggered' her, and she's already scrapped her raw onion and mustard diet?

Forgot to add: I find it hilarious how she's always freaking out at reaction channels for 'stealing her content', yet Amber copies Tiffany's videos EXACTLY. In fact, just about ALL of Amber's content is a really bad counterfeit of someone elses.

And MommaGoob also found it weird that Amber was focusing on her weight loss from July 2021, so she looked into those videos. Amber NOW claims that she was 3 lbs from her highest recorded weight, but in July of 2021, she was saying that she got within 10 lbs of her highest recorded weight. She also claimed to have LOST 32 lbs in July of 2021. That means that (if she is actually 522.8lbs) she's less than 10 lbs lighter than she was in AUGUST 2021. Not exactly anything to be proud of (not that any of this ever was).

 

[Even more 8008135]

July 2023: Still a fat, disgusting, useless loser.

 

[Salvador Dali]

I ate McDonalds & my dietician emails (proof & receipts) | vlog​

Spoiler: July 2, 2023 Archive

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Ah addictlynn strikes again. This time with a "takeout relapse" via McDonalds.

Healthy choices all around as she admits to eating two cheeseburgers, a large fry, and a mcflurry. A nice 2000 calorie "snack" that goes against any recommendation a real doctor would give to a deathfat.

She shows off the remnants of her victims; crumpled up yellow burger paper and the famous red fry container match her jaundice hobo look so well.

So she not only sits at a standing desk but also leans on to it. She is so fat that she can't sit up straight without some support. I am trying to visualize that and I guess it is akin to leaning over a banister while sitting.

This causes to have to place the camera in odd way which makes it seems like she is sticking her chin(s) towards the camera.

Her face is so fat that is almost an optical illusion at this point. A face can be divided up into three parts : Forehead, eyes to mouth, and chin. For most people, the eyes to mouth area is the biggest surface area wise. For Amber, since her second chin is prominent and the fact she stores fat in her forehead and has a shit hairline, she breaks these norms and seems to have three area of equal space.

It's hard to explain but imagine Neapolitan ice cream except all the flavors are some shitty beige flavor barely distinguishable from one another.