Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519
Also, Jade Francis of New York put a fucking pluviophile tattoo on her. What a sped.
I have no idea why they or anyone else would actively identify as something that's one syllable away from pedophile, especially to the point of tattooing it on themselves. It's really dumb when you think about it too. Hehe, haha, I'm so quirky. I love the sound of the rain hitting the roof. Weird right? Who does that? Wahoo
It isn't naked black women which is her entire aEsThEtIc
I really can't hate on her for being a coomer since that's basically what you do as a dyke or a homo, but I think you're right. Sentimental moments detract from the sex appeal of the space so it's better to hide those away.
 
I have no idea why they or anyone else would actively identify as something that's one syllable away from pedophile, especially to the point of tattooing it on themselves. It's really dumb when you think about it too. Hehe, haha, I'm so quirky. I love the sound of the rain hitting the roof. Weird right? Who does that? Wahoo
I have no idea why Amber continues to insist she's a "pluviophile" when she finds every rainstorm that hits her area to be "liderully terrifyeeeng." It's more like "I'm so quirky I love the sound of the rain hitting the roof, but I am liderully terrified of storms, so I'm even more quirky than most pluviophiles, like I love the rain but technically I kind of hate almost everything about it? Sho unique you guise."
 
You're an idiot, also your heart is being smashed by adipose tissue and fluid failing to beat properly most likely not even able to fill up with blood properly to pump. your lungs are being marinated in mucus and disease pneumonia still working its way around. Not to mention non alcoholic fatty liver disease dumping bilirubin in your blood stream getting yellower as the days go by
Its over for ya you fucked around and now it's find out time.
 
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I wonder what all that acidic vinegar that Amber's putting on her fart fuel is doing to her tooth enamel? She's said she brushes her teeth in the shower but we know she doesn't shower, so.

The eye contact with the camera while taking bites of food is for feeders. She knows this. We know this. She knows we know this. Stop.
 
I have no idea why they or anyone else would actively identify as something that's one syllable away from pedophile, especially to the point of tattooing it on themselves. It's really dumb when you think about it too. Hehe, haha, I'm so quirky. I love the sound of the rain hitting the roof. Weird right? Who does that? Wahoo
PLGBT ... Amber is a child groomer and probably a pedo. check her history. I wouldnt doubt if she doesnt think it means "grooming and molesting kids in the rain".
I have no idea why Amber continues to insist she's a "pluviophile" when she finds every rainstorm that hits her area to be "liderully terrifyeeeng." It's more like "I'm so quirky I love the sound of the rain hitting the roof, but I am liderully terrified of storms, so I'm even more quirky than most pluviophiles, like I love the rain but technically I kind of hate almost everything about it? Sho unique you guise."
She lives on the ground floor and doesnt even hear the rain hit the roof. At BEST its the windows outside. No. I suspect she "loves it" because most of her caretakers, including Jade, like staying in when it rains and ordering takeout. She at the same time associates rain with her caretaker not being able to leave and ordering delivery.

"Baaabe you cant go out its RAINEEEN! We cant cook lets order in!"
 
Everytime ALR fails something, she proceedes to regress overdrive into her manic childish habits and mannerisms. Everything becomes a daycare distraction from reality and viewers are fed lahs.

Amber saying it takes five times as much effort to lose weight due to her lypodema can't be further from the truth. She's came up with numerous excuses of why she's such a medical anomaly who can't stop being a fatass.

What happened to the house ALR was supposed to get with Wipey? Keep rotting and festering in that apartment, gorl.
 
Everytime ALR fails something, she proceedes to regress overdrive into her manic childish habits and mannerisms. Everything becomes a daycare distraction from reality and viewers are fed lahs.

Amber saying it takes five times as much effort to lose weight due to her lypodema can't be further from the truth. She's came up with numerous excuses of why she's such a medical anomaly who can't stop being a fatass.

What happened to the house ALR was supposed to get with Wipey? Keep rotting and festering in that apartment, gorl.
The MSHPL eps where the subjects had extreme Lypodema were always hard to watch. Their bodys shrink; if they follow the plan, but those areas always hold on till last and its no ones fault but theirs.
 
I wonder what all that acidic vinegar that Amber's putting on her fart fuel is doing to her tooth enamel?
There was a screencap up on apathetic fax (i think?) of her gross teeth and every single back one looks like it is black and about to fall out of her head. Can't wait for the next "my mouth just rejected them".

Amber saying it takes five times as much effort to lose weight due to her lypodema
She acts like her entire 530 pound frame is lipodema/lymphadema (since she can't decide which) instead of eating herself to fat fuck status resulting in her legs having it. It's never her fault remember?
 
Okay, let's get this bullshit over with. Two for one. I'm not even gonna spoiler this shit. [EDIT: Actually, most of this isn't important enough to keep it outside of a spoiler - I'll fix it].

Amber rambles while putting on makeup. She claims that it's 5x harder for her to lose weight because of no estrogen, and it takes 5x longer because of her lipedema/lymphedema. Amber forgets that being 5x larger than the average woman cancels out those factors she mentioned.

LEGO.

More "mustard-tok". New item added to her meal: giant chunks of raw onion covered in mustard.

Smoothie nontent.

Amber rides in the car and hurples around the Dollar Tree. Amber pretends this is 'highly requested' - as if even the poorest person in North America can't shop at a Dollar Store. She spent $84

Amber's non-scale victory was that she was able to hurple around the dollar store for an hour, and that it shows that her stamina is improving. But now her legs are so swollen. Want to see what she got? Tune in next time: same FAT time; same FAT channel.

Amber complains about her dangleen lung. Starting last night/this morning, pain isn't just when she breathes in, and it radiates to her shoulder and her 'flank' (her back around the kidney area). Amber called and got a closer appointment with her GP. Sounds like she may have pulled something from hurpling around the dollar store the other day - but wtf do I know?

Dollar Tree haul involves a bunch of junk, and some suckers and freezies. Didn't she say that even a TASTE of things she shouldn't eat triggers week long (or even month long) "off track" eating?

LEGO Update.

PO BOX unboxing... nothing interesting.

A fan asked Amber about 'body mods', and Amber mentioned wanting to get a piercing, but it's a secret (as if she'd piece a naughty bit). Amber's also going to get small and cute tattoos. It'll never happen, as even Ambo knows she'd end up in hospital with cellulitis.

More "closet cleanout molmunt", because Amber can't sit and do nothing all day (HAHAHA).

FOOD: Chicken and rice slop with little potato assassins.

WEIGH IN: Last Wednesday Amber was 526.2lbs - meaning that she DID GAIN WEIGHT between her May and June dietician weigh-ins.

This Wednesday Amber was 522.8lbs. Amber claims to be down 49 lbs since July 2021.

TL;DR: Current weight: 522.8 lbs. Amber is boasting that she's lost 49lbs since July 2021... but she's also GAINED about 60lbs from July 2022. Also, don't forget that she has already stated that her scale at home acts 'wonky' and reads her lighter than she is. Remember when she thought she was 508lbs (according to her home scale), and then at the clinic she was 528.5 lbs? Amber was also 526.2lbs last Wednesday, which means that she did gain weight for her June dietician appointment. She's also said before that sometimes it reads her about 5 lbs lighter than the clinic's scale - which means that IF this number is true, then Amber is actually somewhere around 530-545 lbs.
 
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PLGBT ... Amber is a child groomer and probably a pedo. check her history. I wouldnt doubt if she doesnt think it means "grooming and molesting kids in the rain".
I can't see her lusting after little kids, but she would most definitely fuck teenagers if she had the chance. It's where she's stuck mentally so she likely views them as her peers. Or she'd do that shit where she's like "omg you're so mature for your age" and then we get Libby 2.0.
 
I LOVE her “small dainty tattoo” talk as if the poor artist doesn’t have to scale the fucker up for it to not look like a freckle.

Most normal people can walk in and get a flash tattoo for cheap on a holiday (Friday the 13th type shit) it’ll be a small tattoo, 2”x3”max ish. That shit takes up a good chunk of my arm and looks appropriately sized. It would look fucking HILARIOUS on any part of her. It’ll need to be doubled, one more negative of being a deathfat, tattoos cost a LOT more.
She’s too fat to sit in a chair for the tattoo, she’s a sissy about pain guaranteed, and she would absolutely get cellulitis or any other random infection.

Unless she goes with a Chantal wrist tattoo, it isn’t ever happening. I kinda hope she gets a shit wrist tattoo now though.
 
Someone in her comments pointed out that the Dollar Tree was advertising Easter stuff. If you look at the video, when she is filming the sandals, there is a sign in the window that says Easter with a bunny on it. The tree outside also has no leaves. Now, I'm not saying the whole video is from then, but it looks like the bitch is messing with the timeline again.

I did wonder why she was suddenly bragging about walking for an hour while also complaining that her lung was bothering her in other parts of the video.
 
Sometimes I like to pretend and give Amber the benefit of the doubt; act as though this is the first time I am seeing her and believing what she says.

Once you start doing this you realize that she does not care one bit about the people who may actually believe her. She keeps up none of facades ( i.e. calorie counting randomly coming up) and seems like each one of her actions are done solely to prove the hayders wrong.

Like imagine taking someone who has no idea who she is and made them watch everything she uploaded in the month April. It would make no sense.

Her channel at this point is nothing more than pure narcissism mixed in delusion and feeder content.

I know I am little late to this realization but now that WLS arc is done there is nothing for her to do other than slowly die in front of our eyes.
 
WLS disbelievers rejoice you have won smug satisfaction. Amber will never ever change but she will lean into gaining soon as her views are drying up. She cannot do the WLS grift anymore like with diets. They get nowhere near the numbers they used to. My prediction and I think I am correct is her channel is about to become a weird medical emergency and feeder channel. Amber is a complete hypochondriac and the repugnant cunt really loves click baiting cancer and organ failure. The problem is she will lose a shit ton of viewers left to reaction channels. Audiences like that tend to vote with morals and prop up supporting channels e.g. like Shannie 4 Christ.

I am still locking in before October Jade is leaving but I just had a theory whilst typing this. What if Jade has gone or is preparing to go? I don't remember if we heard her on the destiny call but I am betting a lot of these videos are pre-recorded except the ones that mention the submarine. Jade is practically non-existent at this point but there is something weird afoot other than her being a fat bitch.
 
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