Debate Trombonista's role on the farms. - Without debating Trombonista herself. We don't want to ruin the fun.

[Dyn]

I'm going to translate "half brick" as "my compressed feelings of affecion and admiration for the jannie who sweeps the dirty, bitter vessel that is my heart" and nothing you say will convince me otherwise.

You're like a litle boy pulling Tromonista's pig-tails because you don't know how to express your love in any other way.

No I express my love with penis selfies, I express dislike with half bricks.

 

[WebLurker]

No I express my love with penis selfies, I express dislike with half bricks.

It's not genuine love when you use other people's penises. Coward.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

No I express my love with penis selfies

I never received one....*gasp* does...surely not! does it really mean you don't like me, Dyn? And here I thought we were friends! You break my heart, Dyn!

 

[Dyn]

I never received one....*gasp* does...surely not! does it really mean you don't like me, Dyn? And here I thought we were friends! You break my heart, Dyn!

You are a janny how the fuck did you end up thinking anybody could ever be your friend?

 

[AgendaPoster]

U_M is OK even when he makes autistic posts with 30 screenshots and archived links that make one fall asleep at the wheel. Stop trying to bully the janny.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

You are a janny how the fuck did you end up thinking anybody could ever be your friend?

Dyn, your gruesome words wound me! They pierce my frail janny heart! Surely, Dyn, surely, you are being but a jester, surely your words do not ring true!

U_M is OK even when he makes autistic posts with 30 screenshots and archived links that make one fall asleep at the wheel.

That's only in the Russia thread, and no one actually reads that, so its fine.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Dyn, your gruesome words wound me! They pierce my frail janny heart! Surely, Dyn, surely, you are being but a jester, surely your words do not ring true!

That's only in the Russia thread, and no one actually reads that, so its fine.

i literally had to react with TMI, probably used for the first time in its non-meme way, as in "dude that's just too fucking much to read"

 

[Useful_Mistake]

i literally had to react with TMI, probably used for the first time in its non-meme way, as in "dude that's just too fucking much to read"

Sorry for the post I just made (deleted), I was very retarded (also, regarding your TMI, sorry you don't like to learn lots of relevant info in one post).

 

[Dyn]

Dyn, your gruesome words wound me! They pierce my frail janny heart! Surely, Dyn, surely, you are being but a jester, surely your words do not ring true!

Would that my words were a half brick.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

You are a janny how the fuck did you end up thinking anybody could ever be your friend?

He's my gay lover, if it counts.
Also, you can make a compromise: half brick to the penis.
just make sure it's not permanently damaged

 

[Dyn]

lol I joke reported @Useful_Mistake for sexually harassing me and he deleted his own post like a me too'd cuckold

 

[Useful_Mistake]

lol I joke reported @Useful_Mistake for sexually harassing me and he deleted his own post like a me too'd cuckold

You requested a deletion, and I deleted it. I think the more embarrassing part was the joke.

 

[The Cunting Death]

You are a janny how the fuck did you end up thinking anybody could ever be your friend?

Are you friends with anyone here

 

[Dyn]

You requested a deletion, and I deleted it.

I was not aware that's how this worked, hold on.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Are you friends with anyone here

People generally like him, but Dyn's hatred disallows those feelings back.

I was not aware that's how this worked, hold on.

Dyn, I'm sorry to say, but I don't do murder requests.

Is there anything else I could help you with?

 

[AgendaPoster]

I would be Dyn's friend as long as he stops even jokingly enabling gender goblins and faggotry. He also has to reject being a "cisgender man" and instead say that he is a normal man.

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

I would be Dyn's friend as long as he stops even jokingly enabling gender goblins and faggotry. He also has to reject being a "cisgender man" and instead say that he is a normal man.

Look, i tell you what, Dyn is a cool person on the forum because he's been around for a long time, he's a fighter, he loves the Kiwi Farms as much as he loves his own son and that's saying a lot because Dyn really loves his family. Working on illegal immigrant construction sites, I've met people like Dyn, fun, charismatic, charming, impeccable hygiene and confident demeanour, I can tel,l that Dyn is really popular with the ladies if you catch my drift, I can know that when you catch my drift. Now, listen up, boy, because I'm about to drop a truth bomb, if Dyn loved his family as much as Kiwi Farms, rest assured that the moderation is going to be fine. Im a big fan of the mods, they've always had my best intentions at heart and I know that they take moderation very seriously, working as a construction site worker, I've had some pretty bad bosses, some really rude dudes, ok? But I can tell the mods on kiwi farms are good guys because they don't force me to work unpaid hours to keep my job unlike my boss from San Jose

 

[Haramburger]

But I can tell the mods on kiwi farms are good guys because they don't force me to work unpaid hours to keep my job unlike my boss from San Jose

Samson, I'm gonna need you to stick around tonight and re-spackle this shit-stain of a job Trombonista did on this wall. Emphasis on the "need"

*slaps you on the shoulder while walking around you, sealing your fate*

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

He also has to reject being a "cisgender man" and instead say that he is a normal man.

He's many things but I don't think "normal" is among them.

 

[AgendaPoster]

He's many things but I don't think "normal" is among them.

Have faith, I'm a medical professional.