Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Fat Gay Riker]

Nick is on with Coomalot on the latter's stream here.. Sorry for being a mobile fag.

Edit: they're talking about cost of living and LA gets mentioned. Nick brings up how a million dollar mansion is like 1700 square feet. How big is Dax's Barbie Dream Mansion again?

Edit 2: Pippa is streaming to twice the number of tards Camelot is (2k vs 1k).

 

[CuntFucker2077]

Some Faran audio during the Kurt drama

Leaked Faran Balanced ( Faran Fronczak ) audio talking about Kurt from @UncivilLaw (Date gone wrong)

 

[Balldo's Gate]

A puzzling clip has been uploaded by Elissa.

A super chatter asked Nick about his relationship with Legal Bytes and Faran. Nick gives the party line about having no problems with LB.

He then gives a very curious response with respect to Faran, saying that their interactions have been cordial, but that he doesn't know, saying that he's "found out lately that I've pissed off so many people by doing things that don't have any impact on them".

Rekieta doesn't get it, so let me explain a little bit.

Let's say you're a streamer. When people perform unpaid labor by coming on your show, they are extracting benefits from being associated with you and hoping your fans check their content out as well.

When you utterly beclown yourself both on your show and in your personal life (which you choose to be open about with the public), and when you implicitly insult your audience (or explicitly, as in that last Friday trainwreck back in May) for not wanting to watch the content you want to create, you aren't just doing a disservice to yourself or your audience, you're doing a disservice to the people who associate with you. It does in fact have a impact on them.

Now all that time building ties to you looks like a negative instead of a positive. Nick should really know this because the exact same thing happened with him and Ralph except Nick's position was reversed where people were calling him out for guntguarding for a long time.

This is why Ralph's show now consists of "commentary" over CNN streams:

Nick is kinda in the position Ralph was in, in 2020. He keeps acting crazy and beefing with randos which in turn makes fewer people want to come on his show. Nick then builds resentment towards that person even though it's his own fault for creating the environment. As you may remember a big part of Ralph's resentment towards Metokur was that Jim stopped coming on.

Which, by the way, was kind of what happened between Ralph and Rekieta: it wasn't just the fact that Nick laughed at something from Ralph's 24 hour stream that set Ralph off; If I recall what happened correctly, Nick declined the invite to appear sometime during that stream then later laughed at it, which I think was what caused the resentment.

What does this mean? I've heard rumors that his ticket got upgraded to a misdemeanor.

Basically what happened was an equivalent of defaulting in a civil case. Rekieta missed his opportunity to contest the ticket and a plea of guilty has been entered on his behalf. Right now there's no further action beyond a financial penalty that Rekieta wouldn't have had to pay if he paid the ticket within 2 months of getting it. However, the letter he was sent warns that further actions might be possible if he still doesn't pay, including the suspension of his license or the towing of his Mustang.

The speeding ticket does appear in the case records as "petty misdemeanor", but that is MN-speak for "traffic ticket": it doesn't constitute a criminal offense.

 

[feral cat #6385]

The speeding ticket does appear in the case records as "petty misdemeanor", but that is MN-speak for "traffic ticket": it doesn't constitute a criminal offense.

Ty Beard could fix that.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Nick is on with Coomalot on the latter's stream here.. Sorry for being a mobile fag.

Edit: they're talking about cost of living and LA gets mentioned. Nick brings up how a million dollar mansion is like 1700 square feet. How big is Dax's Barbie Dream Mansion again?

Edit 2: Pippa is streaming to twice the number of tards Camelot is (2k vs 1k).

They are still shitting Pippa's audience, stopping short of calling them incels (a word that a liberal woman tends to use) and then started shitting on phase, going as far as telling pippa to quit phase and strike on her own, convinced she'll be bigger than she currently is. Nick has also started calling them pedophiles towards the end of the topic too.

They're really throwing a big tantrum over not getting pippa (and other vtubers) on their show. My description is really not enough to describe how hard and fast both of these 2 are burning bridges with phase. They are lambasting phase really hard, calling it predatory, saying pippa is barely getting paid after the cuts but they dont really provide anything back, etc.

 

[BathTubShine]

They are still shitting Pippa's audience, stopping short of calling them incels (a word that a liberal woman tends to use) and then started shitting on phase, going as far as telling pippa to quit phase and strike on her own, convinced she'll be bigger than she currently is. Nick has also started calling them pedophiles towards the end of the topic too.

They're really throwing a big tantrum over not getting pippa (and other vtubers) on their show.

Someone threw a 5$ dono to Pippa. Called Phase Connect pussies or stupid for blocking Nick-Pippa collab. Pippa brushed it off with: "Seems like I dodged a bullet on that one "
Made me chuckle
Chat was cracking balldo jokes and agreed on dodging a bullet saw few "cuck betas" fly around the chat too

E: Caught the Pippa stream on my TV so can't deliver receipts or timestamp currently.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

They're really throwing a big tantrum over not getting pippa (and other vtubers) on their show. They're just mad (Nick Especially so) that they're not tapping into another group of moneyflinging simps. All the attention without the monetary benefit. Simple as. It's also apparently Naked Snake Fight Milk time, so shirts are coming off and Coomalot is putting Swedish Fish infused Vodka in his Fight Milk. Disgusting.
Edit: Coomalot fucked up showing chat and a message from someone saying Nick was an "alcoholic" and "kid fucker" got put up multiple times because his Alabama brain is a dead as Terry Schiavo's. Absolutely hilarious. Sorry I don't have a screencap it's on my TV.
[Edited for fagposting on mobile]

 

[Spaded Dave]

They are still shitting Pippa's audience, stopping short of calling them incels (a word that a liberal woman tends to use) and then started shitting on phase, going as far as telling pippa to quit phase and strike on her own, convinced she'll be bigger than she currently is. Nick has also started calling them pedophiles towards the end of the topic too.

They're really throwing a big tantrum over not getting pippa (and other vtubers) on their show. My description is really not enough to describe how hard and fast both of these 2 are burning bridges with phase. They are lambasting phase really hard, calling it predatory, saying pippa is barely getting paid after the cuts but they dont really provide anything back, etc.

Nick has absolutely no clue how these contracts work then. He and Coomalot are complete retards. I don't even watch that VTuber shit and even I know that "Pippa" can never strike out on her own. "Pippa" and every single aspect of her existence is owned by her company. I would be absolutely shocked if they didn't have something in their contract that disallows them from even claiming to have been "Pippa" in order to even bring their old audience to a new identity. But even if they were allowed to, it would absolutely not be a "bigger" audience.

This is just Nick trying to have his little seethe and cope fest while doing his best to not piss off Pippa and her fans via attacking everything around her and trying to still seem like he is simping for her best interests.

Also, does anyone else notice how common it is for trust fund faggots to constantly talk about how much better/easier it is to "do it on your own"?

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

They are still shitting Pippa's audience, stopping short of calling them incels (a word that a liberal woman tends to use) and then started shitting on phase, going as far as telling pippa to quit phase and strike on her own, convinced she'll be bigger than she currently is. Nick has also started calling them pedophiles towards the end of the topic too.

They're really throwing a big tantrum over not getting pippa (and other vtubers) on their show.

Seeing Rackets have to beg on bent knee to try and get Pippa so he could maybe kick start his channel growth only to have the whole thing just vetoed outright is just too perfect.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

I'm just mad that I now have to be tangentially aware of fucking gay vtuber shit

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Nick has absolutely no clue how these contracts work then. He and Coomalot are complete retards. I don't even watch that VTuber shit and even I know that "Pippa" can never strike out on her own. "Pippa" and every single aspect of her existence is owned by her company. I would be absolutely shocked if they didn't have

It's not even just the exposure from being in a corpo too. From what I gleaned, there is an in joke that pippa even acknowledged herself as probably true that she would implode on herself from her own schizoness if she didnt have a corpo to reign her in. In fact I think phase is known for the corpo whose idols have all some sort of mental illness. Basically if phase isnt around and she did get big herself, she would pull a nick rekieta.

Also if he is trying to piss everyone off but pippa, he is not doing a good job at it cause he is directly attacking her audience imo. He knows he will never get on stream after this and is just going for the jugular now.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Monday Archive from LOCALS:


Not sure how accurate, but it was funny:

Chef_Adam​

Lmao, actually yes....displaying dominance over other men is a major boost to T, so is being accepted for sex (you don't actually have to have it), plus eating celery and protein...

JimSatala​

Testosterone levels have dropped dramatically since the 1950s primarily because of Plastics and other shit in our food, a 30 year old man has the Testosterone levels of an 80 year old man in the 1950s, if your levels start to get too low your body thinks you are getting ready to die it’s very important for your hormones to stay at appropriate levels

Mommy issues:

SleepingPsycho​

Eh my mom deserves a swing every once in a while. Maybe just a bitch slap but it would do her ego some good

Add this to my collection of theories

LongusDongus​

theres a conspiracy theory that folks who opposed the federal reserve were on the titanic and it was bombed because their say would have stopped it

Parasocial panic:

Freedom1982​

@JulianDelphiki Did nick read my super chat yet? I went to the bathroom.

Freedom1982​

RekietaLaw LOL Thanks I was in the bathroom when you gave it.

A literary reference, I appreciate. Culture...

GrouchyOldGeezer​

Robinson Crusoe's dad discussed the problems of excess riches

Joe brings out the people with problems with Jews:

Spoiler: Unironic anti-semitism is gay, but oddly fascinating to me

cooon​

This is how Jews spin it and it’s annoying

Carimachet​

1 billion

Carimachet​

Jews god is money

cooon​

I want to debate a Jew not in an antisemetic way either

cooon​

A religious Jew mainly on how they’re a fucking racist cult to some extent

Carimachet​

I noticed how the Jew joe said Americans were a “they” hahhahaha > fuck right off joe

JimSatala​

Jews are by definition “Racist” because they’re defined by their lineage

Carimachet​

No > best Jew is finkelstein > if you don’t know who that is then you know nothing about Jews

cooon​

No that doesn’t make them racist the superiority part of Judaism makes them racist even Ben Shapiro when he defines it try’s to say it’s a “responsibility” to “lead” the world. You can not tell me that does not lead to issues of discrimination against non Jews. It’s like how Catholics try to say they “venerate” saints instead of worship. I don’t care how you spin it, it means the same fucking thing

cooon​

@RekietaLaw ask him about the inherent racism In Judaism

cooon​

Lovely idc how long are Jews gonna invoke the holocaust every time they get criticized

JimSatala​

I personally don’t believe that 6Mil people died, I don’t think they actually gassed all of them and I think the ovens were for disposal of the people who died from starvation and sickness, the stories are not mathematically plausible

DesertDogStudio​

Horribly inefficient method with a surprising lack of documentation - very uncharacteristic of the Germans

cooon​

And btw I actually really like joe I just don’t buy his bull shit

Foot Fetishes:

LongusDongus​	i'll massage feet but i aint aroused by the sight of them
SirVieVal​	pulp fiction had a whle discussion about this
MEPMEP​	Some weirdos like foot fucking... foot job... kinda like hand job but with feet
BartonBella​	@RekietaLaw I dated a guy in college with a thing for sucking toes... just don't... it's highly stressful for the suckee. It's stressful to make sure your feet are perfect and clean when they come over. It's not enjoyable

Good Planning:

Skull-Leader​

Ugh trying to talk to my boss while hiding that I'm high af

 

[AnOminous]

They are lambasting phase really hard, calling it predatory, saying pippa is barely getting paid after the cuts but they dont really provide anything back, etc.

Sounds like they made the right call. It's Nick's own degeneracy that makes people want him to stay the fuck away from their brands. Imagine seething this hard about an anime rabbit girl.

 

[BelUwUga]

He knows he will never get on stream after this and is just going for the jugular now.

I wonder if he realizes this is essentially burning the bridge to that whole sector? Phase Connect is small enough they might have gone for such an atypical stream. They allow enough latitude their talent could actually provide a good show. VShojo might allow it but they are A) very specifically hands-off and B) huge in comparison. I'd be surprised if any other agency responded to inquiries.

Even then, simply walking away would have left the door open for independents or small agencies. Making a public spectacle out of torpedoing relations with one of the most amenable groups is a huge red flag. Why would he treat anyone with less leverage better? Absent some major draw, there's no point in taking that risk. The likes of Pedmenco or some coomer with a Booth freebie is pretty much what he's chosen to limit himself to.

 

[miss ethanol]

I stopped watching Nick a while ago and forgot about him until Null commented on him so I had to check. I am glad I did, he went from decent family man with christian values to a sexual deviant/cuck that is fighting everyone including a virtual rabbit. Also phase tends to hire unstable women for their talents and from what I have seen they are great tard wranglers.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick's audience 'helping':

cooon​

You address is on a website it’s public

RekietaLaw​

I'm well aware.

cooon​

Wanna bitch about doxing email them to have it taken down it’s easy

RekietaLaw​

I'm doxxed on more sites, just chill, it's a reality and it's done.

cooon​

The difficulty of taking it down is nearly 0

NOT obsessed. Look at all these DOXXERS! Worse that KIWIS!

Spoiler: They have a very specific set of skills

MEPMEP​

Even with a trust ther owner can be found through trust papers, which are public... what is your damn point

MEPMEP​

Even on a state's protected address register you still can be found

BobbleheadStead​

Voter registration records are relatively easy to get

MEPMEP​

I knew nick's address well over a year ago. I find it interesting to research people. It's easy. I even know some of his genealogy

cooon​

Let’s put it this way if I have a problem with someone and i know their full name ik their address within 30 seconds vs a public records search which is a larger time investment

cooon​

I mean yeah sure here’s how easy it is I meet you irl, I dislike you for x reason, go on a website that is super easy to navigate to the point it is retarded chill out outside your house, pop you and then leave. That’s the one I was more worried about than private shit

Never happened:

MEPMEP​

I've already been doxxed and swatted. What is your point

cooon​

Who cares about you enough to swat you

MEPMEP​

Mentally ill kiwifarmers

Unhinged Cari

Carimachet​

Jeffrey Epstein was just a middle manager in the Jewish mafia and he was instructed to only molest Goya > non Jewish girls > I think he also trafficked boys as well

cooon​

God I hate you bitch you only show up when it regards Jews and use stupid arguments

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I wonder if he realizes this is essentially burning the bridge to that whole sector? Phase Connect is small enough they might have gone for such an atypical stream. They allow enough latitude their talent could actually provide a good show. VShojo might allow it but they are A) very specifically hands-off and B) huge in comparison. I'd be surprised if any other agency responded to inquiries.

Even then, simply walking away would have left the door open for independents or small agencies. Making a public spectacle out of torpedoing relations with one of the most amenable groups is a huge red flag. Why would he treat anyone with less leverage better? Absent some major draw, there's no point in taking that risk. The likes of Pedmenco or some coomer with a Booth freebie is pretty much what he's chosen to limit himself to.

Where does Nick think he will go?

He thought that people watched him for his charming personality, went full coomer, and found that he went off a cliff in popularity and views. What is his forward plan?

He is obviously re-tooling and re-assessing as he has stated publicly. My opinion is that he is desperately spinning to try to find what makes him money again and gets him views. He is flailing.

In just 2 weeks he has:

- Had an 'enlightenment on his holiday
- Disavowed coom streams and over drinking
- Set up a new series of interview format shows and done... 1 show...
- Backpedaled on the coom streams
- Burned bridges with V-Tubers
- Mentioned joining Mug Club
- Teased a legal fight to effect 'real change'
- Announced a book project
- Said he is looking into trials
- Said he wants 5 Rumble and LOCALS streams (each) a week
- Wanted to build up his presence on LOCAL
- Mentioned splitting off from Rumble

With his track record and follow-through, Nick cannot possibly be doing all of this.

This tells me he has NO idea what to do. He is tossing shit at the wall and seeing who will buy the avant guarde art piece of a trainwreck show.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I wonder if he realizes this is essentially burning the bridge to that whole sector? Phase Connect is small enough they might have gone for such an atypical stream.

As far as I can tell, phase is the only group that is topically even close to nick's brand of crassness. Most of the big ones projects an image of wholesomeness even if lewd (no mocking the trannies)

Other than that, the indie solo side are also mostly the same with majority of them being vtweeters: doesnt actually stream, just hangs around on twitter policing everybody else in the scene that isnt emitting a 'uwu ugu im lgbtq friendly' and cancelling each other over it.

Basically alot of the vtubers are tumblr/reddit and only phase is classic 4chan ish and might be receptive to nick and he just gave them the middle finger. Not sure what his thought process is cause pre rittenhouse his audience was from maddox and weebwars and i think there's a lot of cross over there and there would be a lot crossover with vtubers too. He's shaving off his winemoms so there are law purist fans I guess? But there are more respectable ytbers for that.

 

[Farmer Y]

Old Nick had a rule of don't screw with someone's income. Camelot posting that not Pippa image could've done just that. Pippa has given some info about her self that many could infer that she was the one in the picture. Especially when she said she couldn't stream for an IRL thing, like dinosaurs (the shirt) and says she is small. People that don't like Pippa instantly grabbed on that to try and slander her. The shit storm followed as we saw. There are companies that would ditch or suspend talents for controversies even not of their doing. It could also her with future collabs were others may not want to be adjoined to a controversial character. Those two are missing the point why many were angry with Camelot.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

Where does Nick think he will go?

Honestly, the best thing he can do is go back to his roots. Find a court broadcast and do commentary. As long as the case has a bit of notoriety he will get new viewers who wont remember the coomer act and some old viewers might forgive him. If he wants to do different things then make a new channel where he talks about anime and shit. You are allowed to compartmentalize your online existence instead of letting it bleed together in a horrific blob.