حلال Alan Michael White / Orson Zedd / Regulus Youmans / Nintenfreak / nintfjr - A time capsule opens revealing Chris's long lost twin. Donkey Kong incest fetishist, opsec expert, ontologically paedophilic.

make_it_so said:
I doubt that Alan knows how to use Tor.
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That would be excusable back when it required actually installing it as a service and then setting it up as a proxy in a browser. It's pretty inexcusable to be that stupid when it's literally download a new browser and enter a goofy looking url.
 
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RACISM said:
I was reminded of this retard so went to check up on him. Still giving those retarded takes. Current bugbear - reddit is run by fascists, and he turns down women who want to wait till marriage. Like this nigger ever turned anyone down, lol.
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"If they won't sleep with me, I'll put them on blast!"

I'm sure that will work out in your favor and absolutely no one will see you as a creepy virgin with rage, Alan.
 
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RACISM said:
I was reminded of this retard so went to check up on him. Still giving those retarded takes. Current bugbear - reddit is run by fascists, and he turns down women who want to wait till marriage. Like this nigger ever turned anyone down, lol.
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This sounds like the name of a pub in Australia
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RACISM said:
I was reminded of this retard so went to check up on him. Still giving those retarded takes. Current bugbear - reddit is run by fascists, and he turns down women who want to wait till marriage. Like this nigger ever turned anyone down, lol.
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Found this in his most recent post.
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This is even more retarded than the Donkey Kong family tree. Aren't 13 year old girls the ones who usually make things like this? And he is how old?? :stress:
Edit: It looked like one of those shipping pictures at first, still looks retarded though.
 
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Mad At The Intranet said:
Found this in his most recent post.
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This is even more retarded than the Donkey Kong family tree. Aren't 13 year old girls the ones who usually make things like this? And he is how old?? :stress:
Edit: It looked like one of those shipping pictures at first, still looks retarded though.
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Isn't that show literally for like 8 year old girls? What did he mean by this?
 
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Mad At The Intranet said:
Found this in his most recent post.
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This is even more retarded than the Donkey Kong family tree. Aren't 13 year old girls the ones who usually make things like this? And he is how old?? :stress:
Edit: It looked like one of those shipping pictures at first, still looks retarded though.
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In fairness though, this "latest post" of his is from two years ago.
 
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Pissmaster said:
"Sonic's arms are blue"-tier obsessing from Alan.

I'm sure if I referred to Marill by its true name, Pikablu, he'd act like I just did something horrible, like murdered his mother or misgendered a troon
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If you're a certain age you remember kids on the playground hyping up Pikablu as the next Mewtwo or something lol
 
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