Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 21.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 43 14.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.0%

  • Total voters
    294
Well I can see now why this Still Life guy was getting banned on Locals so often, holy shit the audacity of this fedposter.

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Meanwhile the thin-skinned coomer faggot Nick bans people who point out his degeneracy, while allowing a literal criminal to make actionable terrorist threats all day long. What a loser.
Since Nick is following Ralph's path and Ralph was sacrificed to the corn, should Rekieta be sacrificed? To something else? Minnesota apparently has a lot of wheat, soy, corn, and beets. Beets seem good. Red, like Rekieta's nose
Soy, because he's a cuck on the precipice of trooning out.

Remember, his latest cuck meltdown is because he got spurned by an anime rabbit girl. That is the level of melodramatic patheticism he is at.
I was under the impression that the show was doing well and the Locals chat was the most happenin' place on the Internet. What happened bros?
Heimdall Waifu happened and like cockroaches in a suddenly lit kitchen, they scurried for cover, realizing what their degenerate shenanigans made them look like.
 
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Don't vtuber companies also try their hardest to make sure that no one fucks with the image of the brand? Like more than most companies do? If Nick is floating out there that she's told him she essentially hates the company, it's keeping her under their thumbs, and she being taken advantage of, that seems like a gayop attempt to make her company move on from her.

All this faggotry because coomalot and rackets wanted clout from a woman pretending to be a bunny.
Yes they do try to protect their image and talents. Phase plays a little fast and loose sometimes but they do still care. To clarify the displeasure Pippa was facing, by all accounts of every single actress in Phase Connect had huge issues the first 6 months working at Phase Connect. The CEO, Sakana/Fishman/Kevin, was not good at handling a bunch of women and all of their mental issues. That all changed when he hired a helper/tard wrangler called Muumi. This isn't a secret. All of them have talked about it and how Muumi saved the company by simply being an in between. Things have gotten incredibly better for them all and Pippa has talked multiple times about how much she loves working for Phase Connect. She's even said that she's glad that she didn't even get picked up by big corp Hololive which was her dream choice. If they're saying on that stream that Pippa hates working for Phase Connect then they are fucking lying to try to make themselves seem like they're in the right.
This. Coomalot seemed to have this plan ready to go with that fake pic right after their stream together and Nick didn't even attempt that "I hate drama guise" line he just jumped right in. There was zero benefit of the doubt or understanding giving and they seemed to be ready to double down the second they got pushback.

I think they knew exactly what would happen.
I don't know man. That's a lot of foresight and planning for a redneck who's rise to Internet famedom was doing streams talking about his shit job. I will still say that Camelot tried a goofy ass joke while having no idea of the vtubing community and when people didn't just suck his dick, Pippa and the other Phase girls included he decided to faux machismo hillbilly shit and talk a whole shit load of bullshit smack with Nick. Nick..I still don't know what's going on with him. I don't know if all the money got to him or he just got bored and doesn't know what to do with himself. Or maybe he's always just been a fucking retard I don't know. I remembered from the deep recesses of my brain when he finally got to interview big wig, serious Jew lawyer Ron Coleman. In that interview Ron called Nick out for calling a filing he had done against Nike or Avenati because Nick had said something like a retard with down syndrome had written it. Nick had completely forgot any of that and had to eat a lot of shit, tho Ron was very playful about it it and took it in good stride. What he's doing now, and doing things like slapping Cody on twitter like he's Will Smith, well there's no other way to describe it than retarded. I hope those wine moms have free access to their husbands credit cards so they can keep sending him locals chats and tits.
 
Yes they do try to protect their image and talents. Phase plays a little fast and loose sometimes but they do still care. To clarify the displeasure Pippa was facing, by all accounts of every single actress in Phase Connect had huge issues the first 6 months working at Phase Connect.
They're basically fucking with her livelihood, something they've both said is completely unacceptable.

It's absolutely shitty behavior, Ralph-tier bullshit, and they should both kill themselves.
 
I just googled this a minute ago so I'll defer to anyone more knowledgeable or if it's been posted earlier in the thread, search has been super slow for me today.

My reading is Rumble counts any impression, not needing to be unique, with no minimum length of viewing required. So if you refresh the homepage 5 times in a row, that's 5 views. And if they allow 3rd party embedding in the same way Twitch did, you can have 1 pixel wide videos being embedded on sites so people don't even know they are being counted as viewers. That creator request rumble cites for the change was more like wall street investors won't take a look at the fine print and will hopefully believe Rumble is anywhere in the same league as YouTube.



I couldn't find a clear answer from YouTube directly but multiple sites report a view is counted after only 30 seconds of watching and there is built in limiting of unique viewers being counted multiple times with a limit of 5 views counted per unique person in 24 hours.

That's my take as well. It is view count inflation on Rumble's part for sure, but they can back it up probably with some data.

have the feeling that this counted as a new person joining the stream when that wasn't so.

So it's definitely more than just the way they choose to calculate what a "viewer" is. Forgive the self-quote but I went over my experience here and it's...revealing to say the least. It's almost like they are running a 3-5x multiplier. And this is just for a random user, who knows what they do for their big boy streamers.

Actually, looking back on this it seems pretty clear that for me there was an exact 6x multiplier. I viewed the first stream once, it said six. I viewed the second one twice, it said twelve. When you divide the third and real stream by 6 it comes out to exactly 23, which sounds about right for the number of people we sent the link to.

So I previously posted in regards to Nick's viewer drop-off. I gave as much credit as I could and even though we know inherently that Rumble inflates numbers I chose to take it at face value because the numbers are embarrassing regardless and I don't have demonstrable proof. Well I have some interesting information.

I've been away this week for the funeral of a family member. She has people in other states and even another country who couldn't attend so I took the reigns on setting up an unlisted live stream for her. To get around copyright issues I used Rumble as opposed to FB or YT.

I've never done a live stream before so I put up one unlisted stream that lasted less than a minute and did not send the link out. I tested it by viewing it once on my phone and then deleted it. I set up the second one, unlisted, and something weird happened where OBS sent a test signal that started and then ended the stream with 5 minutes of static. It was up for an hour before I realized and deleted it, but the link was never sent out.

The final stream is the one that was actually used, unlisted, and we did send the link out. I know how many people we sent the link out to. 102 people showed up physically and we sent it out to maybe a dozen or two friends and family max.

Compare what I said above to these stats and you can see some pretty obvious manipulation. How embarrassing.

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I don't know man. That's a lot of foresight and planning for a redneck who's rise to Internet famedom was doing streams talking about his shit job. I will still say that Camelot tried a goofy ass joke while having no idea of the vtubing community and when people didn't just suck his dick, Pippa and the other Phase girls included he decided to faux machismo hillbilly shit and talk a whole shit load of bullshit smack with Nick.
Did you watch the clips of Camelot talking about the drama on stream. He talked about the 'message boards' multiple times. I had to think for a second about which board is he talking about for a second and I think he's talking about the 4chan vtuber boards? Or some other chan's boards? What other places on the internet are still called the board these days? I find it strange that he even knows that place, let even bother going to that place?

Based on the green text/gimmick accounts that I follow on twitter, the vtuber boards seems to be intentionally unhinged and trollish, being as ridiculous as possible to get a rise out of anyone reading them, on site or offsite. Camelot seems to be weaponizing this trait to attack the vtuber community, the same way he used pippa's friend tweeting "kill him" to white about the death threats while claiming it doesn't bother him.

Regardless, for someone so 'clueless' about vtubing, him going to those boards is suspect imo.
 
Ralph, Dick and now Rekieta, why do people who had Josh on there shows, why do they become lolcows? It almost like there is some sort of curse cast upon them. Curse of Kiwi Farms.

Its the Sonichu Demon. It possesses people and makes them destroy themselves. The demon uses Josh as an intermediate host to pass into others. The farms exists simply to facilitate the passing of the demon into new hosts.
 
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Nick stirring the pot again. For someone who claims to hate drama, he seems to love generating it. This photo is obviously Barnes, likely taken in Vegas but it's a clear potshot at Pippa and Phase.
 
Regardless, for someone so 'clueless' about vtubing, him going to those boards is suspect imo.
Agreed. Call me a skitzo I don't care Coomalot knew what he was doing with this. It's way too perfect of a hit to be just a coinky-dink.

The guy has wormed his way into being Rekieta's Iago in record time and it would be a mistake to underestimate him.
 
AlcoholNick is live on Rumble with Andrea Burkhart, defense attorney and appellate attorney in Washington state. Link.
I find it funny not too long ago we all discussed a number of women who hadn't been on the show in a long time. Andrea was at the top of the list. (But he doesn't read Kiwi.)

Nick is already sperging on the audience for calling him out on not doing any research for this stream.
Classy move to pull on an already fragile audience..............

Instead of taking even a few minutes before the show to prepare, he spent his time calling his old fans weebs, incels and chuds and burning more bridges for future content.
Few minutes? To put on a good show, I'd bet it atleast takes at a minimum 30 minutes to an hour. He's too good for that.

3 minute no work sperg > 30-60 minutes doing actual work

Even more ironic since DUI Guy is quit drinking (at least he seems to have indicated he's in sobriety)
Looking from the Johnny Depp Trial to today:
  • One man kept to himself, focused on his craft, focused on the law, traveled talking about the law in other states/countries, interviewed influential people about their experiences with the law, focused on creating a brand his audience would come back to, got a kitten, and maybe had one too many Depp grift streams.
  • Another man started strong, garnered more friends to get drunk and have laughs with, developed a drinking problem, started to lose friends on account of his degenerate behavior, started losing his audience for not taking accountability, and had one too many anal sex jokes.
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Nick... she's married with children.
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Unless I missed it or not getting the joke, I'm 99.9% sure she is not married, no kids, is single, and just graduated law school. Lauren was on The Whatever Podcast (which omg did you know that they want Nick to come on the show but scheduling, but omg, did you know that The Whatever Podcast is like begging Nick to come on the show, but like omg, they want Nick on the show yesterday!!!! (excuse the sarcasm)) and she was also on Fresh & Fit I believe.

Do you think it's something recent or it's just her DMs with Nick before this shit show happened and Pippa changed her mind?
Did Pippa get propositioned for a swinger weekend too?


AGREE about clips getting lost. We've missed some good ones including Nick's Locals streams. Here's from the past 48 hours:
ELISSA CLIPS
CLIP THIS BITCH

Also, saw a small channel is covering Nick tonight. Never heard of it, maybe a VTuber fan? Starts in 3 hours. Passing it on for the archives...
Pipkin Pippa vs Nick Rekieta: Why rekieta deserves to lose

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Also, saw a small channel is covering Nick tonight. Never heard of it, maybe a vtuber fan? Either way, passing it on...

Pipkin Pippa vs Nick Rekieta: Why rekieta deserves to lose
https://www.youtube.com/live/xQtQI9XPi2g?feature=share
That is a comicsgater or at used to be related to it. Think of anna that starwars girl and who she hangs out with. People who make indie comics because they got cancelled by marvel and dc for being conservative. If law youtube has 'lawtube', the indie comics has comicsgate.

Iirc Nick had this guy and Ethan Van Sciver (guy who used to draw green lantern for dc but is now the unofficial leader of comicsgate) on for a debate and Nick was the middle man. This way long ago. Way before Rittenhouse, or even before Vic Mignona to my recollection. Iirc Roilup was lolcowy and 'lost' the debate and he has a grudge against both Nick and EVS ever since.
 

Nick stirring the pot again. For someone who claims to hate drama, he seems to love generating it. This photo is obviously Barnes, likely taken in Vegas but it's a clear potshot at Pippa and Phase.
Nick is just a pathetic desperate faggot at this point.

Something that came up again a few days ago. At the start of this year Pippa had a big breakdown on stream after a bunch of people donated money to her randomly, which I mostly mention because a lot of people, Nick included, speculated it was a grift for cash but the breakdown happened after most of the donations, not before, and was pretty serious.

At the time people thought Nick was being nice, but in retrospect it's kind of disgusting how he heard someone was have a full on episode and his first thoughts were to try to grift off of it. He sent this message to her in the middle of it and there's video of him from his show.
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Nick stirring the pot again. For someone who claims to hate drama, he seems to love generating it. This photo is obviously Barnes, likely taken in Vegas but it's a clear potshot at Pippa and Phase.
What a gutless fairy.

This faggot has no balls. It's amazing he can even use a Balldo despite lacking balls and having a tiny, limp penis.
Nick is just a pathetic desperate faggot at this point.
Pretty much this. He's gay. He's a faggot. He sucks cocks.
 
It's just occurred to me that this might be the first time that Nick has entered a scuffle with someone who is actually liked, or at least, who isn't specifically disliked/is neutral. He has long had the benefit that his Rogues Gallery has been filled with deeply unlikeable people, so it was easy to side with him against them. Even his downward spiral has been him vs. himself, without someone else to root for other than the mountain that he's crashing into. This gives the decline a face and a name.

In the capped images, he maintains that he hasn't insulted Pippa by insulting Phase, has it explained to him that her fans see the problem somewhere else, and states that he knows that and is intending to frustrate them. That brings in support when you're making fun of a wife beater, but not someone whom people see as the bystander in the beef. Those people are going to turn against you, if they haven't already.

I don't care about the cartoon rabbit, but as someone on Team Mountain, I am excited to see where this goes if it doesn't burn out immediately.
Just commenting that I LOVE Peter Falk!

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Nick... she's married with children.
He had her on stream before his vacation and the chat simps lost their minds.

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Isn't this dropped Insta follow a regular Locals sperg in Himedall's logs?

They were a Locals regular, but I can't remember the context.
This is the one who had to be taken to a hospital and raged that a firefighter 'killed [her] cat' for days. Eventually it came out that they left the door open and the cat wandered out. It showed up fine about a week later.

Is it possible that Nick's relations with lawtube are more strained than they appear on the surface as well? He rarely seems to get more than one on at a time now.

Of course it has. Nick was supposed to be their trickle down cash cow. Now he has debased himself to be worse than them but somehow they can't outgrow him. Lawgic, mindset, vice, his 3 closest ballsack guarders are stuck in the 100k zone (vice is even only at 40k) and they got no one to latch on to for a good growth and have been complaining about YT oppressing them for a while now. Lawgic especially got disrespected with no shows on his monday collab streams with Nick. They may be all smiles with each other, but I want to remind that 'grifting' is a joke that isn't a joke. As indicated by Nick's behavior in the pippa drama, shekels comes first, friendship is an excuse for shekels. There is no doubt in my mind that all these law tubers think the same way.
He made a big deal about leaving the lawtube chat. Then he moved on from legal topics. He also had a rant that 'the ones [he has] on the show are the ones he likes' and how 'obvious' it was. I think you have part of it, but the I think it has devolved into squabbling over pennies when the big trial hype died up and Nick stopped being interested in law and having them on.

For me, it will be interesting who shows up if he streams another trial.
Looking back, the narrative that Nick & Camelot are using against the rabbit is kind of interesting. It seems deliberately designed to cause her maximum potential damage. They went out of their way at every opportunity to attack her agency, her show format and her fans while constantly saying that she is really on their side. She wants to be with Nick, but her evil representation which is "abusing" her will not let her. She is actually cool with Nick and Camelot, but her evil pedo incel fans are constantly causing trouble.

Its the kind of thing that could really damage a business relationship if there was a lack of trust between the parties. Its also the kind of thing that could be used to stir up trouble within a fan community. It didn't seem to work in this case, but it says alot about current Nick that he would do stuff like this.

And its such a weird narrative that its difficult for me not to see it as being deliberate. Why do the white knighting of her at all after clearly trying to pick a fight with her. Why attack her fans, her show, her format and her representation so hard while at the same trying to act like her defenders?

Don't vtuber companies also try their hardest to make sure that no one fucks with the image of the brand? Like more than most companies do? If Nick is floating out there that she's told him she essentially hates the company, it's keeping her under their thumbs, and she being taken advantage of, that seems like a gayop attempt to make her company move on from her.

All this faggotry because coomalot and rackets wanted clout from a woman pretending to be a bunny.
Nick did run that weird piece of 'work' by planting the story that he and one of the LOCALS thots were going to a drag show. He revelled in being teflon with drama, but now it is starting to stick.

I am not thinking that Nick is above running some kind of outrage campaign, but I think that kickign the hornets nest 'for fun' and out of idiocy is just as likely.

He shit on Randazza's partner, then had to hire him.

He shit on Coleman's legal filing and had to eat crow.

He bragged about mouthing off to a judge in an elevator after his case was over, and now that judge is pondering his lawsuit dismissal motion


Nick's unhinged rants have no consideration for the future and often come to bite him in the arse.
I have a question for the people who keep better tabs on the Locals than I do: is it normal for the live chat he sets up every day to only have 30 people "active" during the evening? It's currently about to hit 5 pm Central, Nick's time zone, and I distinctly remember there being upwards of 300 people in it every day nearly around the clock. Now the last messages are all from StillLife the paypig and those were over half an hour ago.
I was under the impression that the show was doing well and the Locals chat was the most happenin' place on the Internet. What happened bros?
It hovers in the 30's between shows and peaks at about 40 - 50 mid-day. The shows can get it up to over a hundred to three hundred, but it dies off quickly.

You are correct that it used to be many more and much more active all the time, but a few things happened:

- Nick got super degenerate and porn was being posted non-stop
- The YT ban audience and Depp fans lost interest
- A core group of peak parasocials dominated the chat
- People started posting body shots and it leaked here
- Kiwi Farms became 'the enemy' I wrote a script taht logs the chat continuously. People FREAKED OUT and dire warnings went out that people were going to be DOXXED TO DEATH!
- A SPAM poster PWN'd the chat for the better part of a day
- Several sperg detractors started fighting with people non-stop

Overall, I think that it just became less fun after people started fighting and realising that they were being mocked for being too open about their lives.

Matsuri gonna be lit this year, friends! LOLOL

And speaking of scalps, those hair plugs aren't gonna hold up too well to that kind of force, one would imagine.
I am interested to see what happens at Matsuri this year with Nick and if they have him back next year... His first hook in there was anime man with gay trousers... Then it was FNT and G&G plus more YTbers... It seems like the YT corner under Nick's direction this year will languish...

I will be documenting this and have interesting things to share.
 
Agreed. Call me a skitzo I don't care Coomalot knew what he was doing with this. It's way too perfect of a hit to be just a coinky-dink.

The guy has wormed his way into being Rekieta's Iago in record time and it would be a mistake to underestimate him.
Nick is keen to continue lovebombing him for whatever reason. He literally signaled he would dump his audience for him, but I haven't come up with a better reason other than they're both gay, fat and love enablers. I have seen their clips and I don't see the appeal. Does he swing also?

And Nick seems worse since his vacation. Stupidly brazen even.
 
I am interested to see what happens at Matsuri this year with Nick and if they have him back next year... His first hook in there was anime man with gay trousers... Then it was FNT and G&G plus more YTbers... It seems like the YT corner under Nick's direction this year will languish...

I will be documenting this and have interesting things to share.
I'd be surprised if they keep bringing him back after this year, dude is burning a lot of bridges with the people who would go to that convention.

How's his relationship with Vic these days anyway? I know last year they were still on good terms, but the way Ty fucked up and how Nick kept doing dumb shit to hurt the case I don't get why Vic is still nice to him. Maybe that relationship will crumble if Nick ends up sperging at the Matsuri people when they don't give him a paid trip out to them.

Nick is keen to continue lovebombing him for whatever reason. He literally signaled he would dump his audience for him, but I haven't come up with a better reason other than they're both gay, fat and love enablers. I have seen their clips and I don't see the appeal. Does he swing also?

And Nick seems worse since his vacation. Stupidly brazen even.
Camelot is to Nick as Vito is to Dax. They're both faggots and creeps that cling to their e-daddy for dear life.
 
Did you watch the clips of Camelot talking about the drama on stream. He talked about the 'message boards' multiple times. I had to think for a second about which board is he talking about for a second and I think he's talking about the 4chan vtuber boards? Or some other chan's boards? What other places on the internet are still called the board these days? I find it strange that he even knows that place, let even bother going to that place?

Based on the green text/gimmick accounts that I follow on twitter, the vtuber boards seems to be intentionally unhinged and trollish, being as ridiculous as possible to get a rise out of anyone reading them, on site or offsite. Camelot seems to be weaponizing this trait to attack the vtuber community, the same way he used pippa's friend tweeting "kill him" to white about the death threats while claiming it doesn't bother him.

Regardless, for someone so 'clueless' about vtubing, him going to those boards is suspect imo.
During the stream Camelot did with Lofti Pixels he namedropped Warosu as a message board, seemingly unaware (or pretending to be unaware) that it's a 4chan archive site, and he was just reading backup copies of posts from /vt/.

/vt/ has a Community Watch thread here, but as a tl;dr it's unhinged even by 4chan standards and every second or third post is some kind of bait or provocative sexual comment. It's where a lot of "rrats" (unsubstantiated rumours about vtubers) spread, and part of the reason Pippa's regulars got annoyed at Camelot's dumb joke is because they know the degenerates who post there are going to poison conversations started by her actual fans with "lol did you know she's fucking that Camelot dude" and projecting their thinly-veiled cuckold fantasies for months on end.

In general Pippa's fanbase have very little overlap with the stereotypical crazy idol fans that Nick/Camelot are disingenuously trying to portray them as - hell, Pippa is a divisive figure on /vt/ because she doesn't fit that mold or appeal to those people. People shit up the Phase-Connect General thread, /pcg/, all the time complaining about "pipnigs" who still like her despite her committing the unthinkable crimes of laughing at edrama and talking to male YouTubers. His stunt's just handed those trolls ammunition to use against her which is going to cause her more headaches, annoying her stream regulars more.
 
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