💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Fascist Frederick]

Hidden recipe found

I couldn't stop laughing the entire time I was making this. This cookbook is the best thing Jack has ever done for his haters. Holy shit.

 

[Random Internet Person]

HERE IS THE COOKBOOK PDF!!!

I can't take any credit for this though, this was bought and shared by a benevolent soul on the PC+TLM discord.
It's so bad- so, so, fucking bad. A ton of recipes don't have actual instructions but are just a link to his youtube videos, there's stolen images, recipes repeated right after each other, the punctuation and capitalization is all over the place. This is the most stroked out shit I've ever seen and I love it.


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I don't know what the best part is, the lack of editing, or the directions of some are literally "watch this video".


For entertainment, this book makes me laugh like an idiot. On a technical point, I think middle schoolers could make a better cookbook than this, and I'm pretty sure part of that is used as the ingredients being a way to introduce kids to fractions.

 

[p1138]

I don't know what the best part is, the lack of editing, or the directions of some are literally "watch this video".


For entertainment, this book makes me laugh like an idiot. On a technical point, I think middle schoolers could make a better cookbook than this, and I'm pretty sure part of that is used as the ingredients being a way to introduce kids to fractions.

Of course you or anyone else here could make a better cookbook than this. Hell, he even included links to his dumb "how to make money on youtube" bullshit because all he did was copy/paste from his video descriptions. As far as the editing, any retard could have done better with a paper shredder.

 

[Morrowind: GOTY Edition]

This is utterly fascinating. I know the man is clinically braindead but someone, somewhere involved with this had to have gone through it and questioned if it's even morally ethical to charge money for this. If there was actually something to work with here - good quality photos, actual recipes, anything really, I'd be tempted to remake it into an actual professional cookbook as a nice design exercise.

 

[ZipDisk]

I know we don't touch, but it would be hilarious if he got a DMCA takedown over his collection of stolen recipes.
He's admitted in the past that all his recipes are stolen, but like a bitch, he blames Tammy.
Happy stickers to anyone who can track down the video of him saying so. I remember it was filmed in their pseudo office area.

 

[._.]

HERE IS THE COOKBOOK PDF!!!

I can't take any credit for this though, this was bought and shared by a benevolent soul on the PC+TLM discord.
It's so bad- so, so, fucking bad. A ton of recipes don't have actual instructions but are just a link to his youtube videos, there's stolen images, recipes repeated right after each other, the punctuation and capitalization is all over the place. This is the most stroked out shit I've ever seen and I love it.


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oh my god I love it.
"Lazy mans stir fry. Directions: Put shit in a pan and just move it around man".

Cookbook rating: gud.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

I don't know what the best part is

I think long term, the best part is gonna be the fact that Jack will die and this will be one of the few pieces of his creations that outlive him - Eventually youtube will die, and even if archives of it persist going forward in some form, nobody will ever surface cooking with Jack.

But digital book archives already exist, and cooking books in particular are actually well accessed - Recipes are perpetually useful, and the idea of a 'bachelors easy cook book' would appeal to the exact sort of person who's broke enough to be hitting up the internet archive for cookbooks. This book, of all things, will be found more than the rest, more than even the ashes of the farms some decades in the future.

And the young man who opens this book seeking a meal of the flesh will find a meal for the soul, the kind of laughter that can lift one out of any darkness, because holy shit Jack is incredible for all the wrong reasons.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

HERE IS THE COOKBOOK PDF!!!

I can't take any credit for this though, this was bought and shared by a benevolent soul on the PC+TLM discord.
It's so bad- so, so, fucking bad. A ton of recipes don't have actual instructions but are just a link to his youtube videos, there's stolen images, recipes repeated right after each other, the punctuation and capitalization is all over the place. This is the most stroked out shit I've ever seen and I love it.


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I am in fucking awe of the absolute state of this document. I can't call it a cookbook because it's a fucking joke.

He's literally just copied the comments he left on his videos. On page 8 for the "Beverages" that are so fucking retarded that even retards could have figured them out. I mean "Iced Coffee" is cold coffee, milk or cream and sugar. OMG! Who the FUCK couldn't have figured that out? And he had to include them twice. He's also literally left in the links to his youtube playlist.

For his Lazy Man Omelette? Just watch the video. Then what the fuck is the point of the book if directions are "watch the video"?

Other times the recipe is listed, then listed again but this time with a picture.

And he's had the gall to rate his recipes with stars as if he knows what good food is.

 

[beepbopisuckcock]

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This is great but I think it could use a youtube link. May I humbly suggest https://youtu.be/AyOqGRjVtls.

 

[Tiresome]

Recipes are perpetually useful, and the idea of a 'bachelors easy cook book' would appeal to the exact sort of person who's broke enough to be hitting up the internet archive for cookbooks.

It's been done, years ago, for free, but with a lot more class than this steaming pile 'o crap.

https://cdn.preterhuman.net/texts/recipes/ArsTechnica%20-%20Cookbook.pdf

 

[EatYourVeggies]

The cookbook is a thing of beauty Here's my favorite parts:

He desperately tried to increase the page count, so there are some pages with 1 or 2 words on them


And my favorite page of all, page 96, which has NOTHING on it at all!



He didn't proofread at all, the same recipes show up twice quite frequently in this already short """cookbook"", sometimes even twice in a row with a slightly different image:

The most ubiquitous ingredient, to no one's surprise, is CHEEEEESEEE. Thanks for the health advice, strokebrain.



There are various funny formatting mistakes:


Lazy Lazy Man's, because a regular Lazy Man would scoff at this recipe.




His cooking instructions, when provided, are laughably bad and has people go to his youtube:

 

[an retard]

This whole document is peak Jack, its like an absurdist comedy piece but you know its genuinely made by a retard with a half functioning brain. I want to print this into an actual book format and give copies to people to utterly fucking frustrate them.

 

[SandyCat]

All of these recipes read like they were written by someone who hates cooking but likes eating

 

[Comma]

Imagine creating a 100+ page PDF file and not even have the table of contents contain clickable chapter titles.

This "professional" "cookbook" has had less effort put into it than a report from the average college student who put it together during the night of the assignment deadline while smoking pot.

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Also, last page:

No idea what a 375 is, but you have to bake it for 30-35 minutes.

-EDIT2-

Even creating a readable ordered list is too much too ask:

A literal 12-year-old would've done a better job. Jesus Christ, Jack.

 

[Sugriva]

Holy shit, his chicken and waffles recipe is amazing. Not only does it contain zero mention of waffles, but he also felt the need to tell us that he fucked up while cooking his own recipe.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

this cookbook is Meta Jack

 

[p1138]

This whole document is peak Jack, its like an absurdist comedy piece but you know its genuinely made by a retard with a half functioning brain. I want to print this into an actual book format and give copies to people to utterly fucking frustrate them.

The best part about this is that we've got examples of writings from other retarded lolcows, plenty of them and they're all far better than this shit. This is the absolute fucking dumbest shit to put into a PDF and try to sell.

I also forgot to mention earlier, because of his lazy fucking copy/paste he's advertising his shitty BBQ sauce again!

 

[Octopi]

Holy fuck. If someone had made this as a parody of Jack, you would consider it a bit too on the nose vis a vis retardation. But no, it's REAL.

I seem to recall a class activity around age 5 or 6 that had us all write a recipe, and then the teacher had to try and follow the recipe word for word, demonstrating the need for clear & concise instructions. I guarantee those recipes were 1000x more coherent and directive than Jagoff's PAID FOR cookbook.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

This book is art.

 

[Girl Named Sandoz]

same energy