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Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.
Keffals formally announces the return of the Catboy Ranch!
Yes, you read that correctly, the infamous Discord that Keffals always tried to wave away their involvement in after some fishy things started to leak out of it is returning.
This time it's a Discord solely for people who pay Keffals money, it's going to be "cozier" and Keffals is actually going to be active in it for that reason.
Keffals second Bluesky account is also named after the Catboy Ranch so I'm not entirely surprised.
Tipster is starting to just be sad at this point, he's actively in chat for the entire duration of every stream Keffals has been doing on the Fridays which is sometimes 3-5 hours.
Not to mention he's donated at least 30 T1 subscriptions in the past month which means with Keffals 260 Subscriptions on Twitch that he accounts for more than 10% of Keff's Twitch income.
The inability of cuckas roberts from moving out from the drama truly show the desperation and necessity in clinging to the things that made him (in)famous.
Overall this is just a retard version of the force awakens, only slightly more retarded.
Oh well...
Somehow catboy ranch has returned.
Keffals formally announces the return of the Catboy Ranch!
Yes, you read that correctly, the infamous Discord that Keffals always tried to wave away their involvement in after some fishy things started to leak out of it is returning.
This time it's a Discord solely for people who pay Keffals money, it's going to be "cozier" and Keffals is actually going to be active in it for that reason. View attachment 5186018
Keffals second Bluesky account is also named after the Catboy Ranch so I'm not entirely surprised. View attachment 5186026
Tipster is starting to just be sad at this point, he's actively in chat for the entire duration of every stream Keffals has been doing on the Fridays which is sometimes 3-5 hours.
Not to mention he's donated at least 30 T1 subscriptions in the past month which means with Keffals 260 Subscriptions on Twitch that he accounts for more than 10% of Keff's Twitch income.
I'll be honest, I've seen some of Tipster's shit (before he got really involved and gay about Keffals) and I personally think he's too boring to make a thread on. Even his 24/7 desperate Lucas dick sucking isn't really all that funny... more pathetic than anything honestly but hey, maybe some people found some interesting or funny shit on him.
I'll be honest, I've seen some of Tipster's shit (before he got really involved and gay about Keffals) and I personally think he's too boring to make a thread on. Even his 24/7 desperate Lucas dick sucking isn't really all that funny... more pathetic than anything honestly but hey, maybe some people found some interesting or funny shit on him.
Sometimes it's about potential. Certain fat nonces and Mexican neonazis were pretty tame and boring when their threads were made. Well, they really began as fan threads.
Look at the retard planet we're living on, where somehow liking noodles is racist. But no actually Asian people are offended. It is all white child molesters who need to be against a wall.
Imagine how shit these vermin have to be that I'm actually sympathizing with fucking Keffals.
Look at it this way:
cuckas wishes he still had his (small limp) dick and tipster wishes his ass wasn't completely clogged with so much diarrhea no faggot would ever be willing or capable to penetrate it.
The obsession toward cheap imitation of italian food mirrors a clear desire to cheapen an impossible to reach objective: the subject is clearly coping with its lack of italian blood and heritage and it's unable to let it go, desperately trying to make it a part of it's identity, mirroring the obsession of being a woman. It's part of his never ending pursuit for unreachable joy and satisfaction, the desire of making himself italian by consuming a unhealthy substitute of pasta just like getting a unhealthy substitute of a vagina made him a woman (at least according to the modern society we live.
Catching up from where I left last time documenting Keffals his spergery on Bluesky. Because the site is completely broken on my phone and I refuse to install apps on my phone from these faggots, apologies for missing almost a week. Starting from where I left off tho.
My end conclusion after reconsidering my life choices is that this niggerfaggot is either still on drugs, or just still addicted to alcohol. 98% doesn't make any sense.
Reposts some dumb thing about the "debate" he had with that commie that called him a troon live on stream, from his new bff Tipster.
Some insightful commentry on the Twomad drama on Twitter, a sandnigger who got accused of sexual abuse and other weird stuff on Twitter. I don't know if this Wendy troon is dumb and failed to upload a picture and yet Bluesky thinks it's there or this failure of a site is failing again, but I can't get it to load at all.
Le edge post from Lucas, referencing the noodle drama again.
zOmG le edgy!!1onoenoenoe
Unfunny tranny meme sperging, still super edgy tho. Some nigger spamming his own autism in this thread tho.
I am cutting myself on the edgyness of all this shit. What a faggot.
I am calling this drug induced ramblings.
First post on his Bluesky account I agree with.
Great engagement on these messages. Even his faggoty little friends don't respond to this. He's clearly on drugs tho is my conclusion. The picture is just a screenshot from his phone, couldn't bother to archive it separately.
Again, nobody cares to respond to this. He's back to drug induced le edge and shitposting.
More noodle autism. He's finally getting some backlash on Bluesky now, although it is from a tranny pajeet. There's an entire super autistic discussion about the noodle racism in the spoiler.
More ragebait about noodles from Lucas. The same pajeet keeps sperging and critizing Lucas for his behavior, but other users are joining in. It seems Keffals his safe space is no longer safe. Again, full autism discussion in the spoiler.
Lucas reposts his tranny friend Enny his "zomg leave Lucas alone <3<3 uwu" post.
Lucas reposts more support from another tranny I think. Happy to see him finally get into some drama on Bluesky, which he considered his safe space where no one would criticize him.
Catboy farm bait.
His new video essay is up apparently. No one seems to care on Bluesky tho. The title is "Early Access: The Sneako Clone That Almost Got Me Banned", which sounds like something I wouldn't watch anyways. Link/Archive
Quadposting about Twitter being broken, due to Bluesky also being broken. Oh, the irony. You shouldn't really post "zomg lol twitter is cooked XD OMEGALUL uWu" on Bluesky. It took me almost 4 mins to make these screenshots because the site is slower than Kiwi Farms over a shitty Tor circuit.
Fucking finally, last message. He went to Burger King to get his moobs even more disgustingly fat, and to get a bigger gunt than The Gunt. He also bought one of those gay ass Ikea shark plushies who the trannies use as their symbol or some dumb shit.
And now I need to lay down after all of this autism. Jesus christ, Lucas. Get some help for your drug addiction and internet addiction. Being this terminally online is unhealthier then whatever type of drug you might be on.
Fucking finally, last message. He went to Burger King to get his moobs even more disgustingly fat, and to get a bigger gunt than The Gunt. He also bought one of those gay ass Ikea shark plushies who the trannies use as their symbol or some dumb shit.
I know Twitter is being a bit screwy and what not, with even Nitter not working, but here is Lucas's latest tweets:
Nothing too special, he does the whole "Twitter is such a shit platform" even though he's addicted to it bit and posts some new wigglers. Lucas also uploaded a new commentary video on Dream. It was shit, basically the TLDR is he recounts the whole Dream drama about how he did a face reveal, everyone called him ugly and then he decides to delete all the images of his face online and pretend he never revealed it. The video is just Lucas summarizing this and despite only being 11 minutes long, Lucas's monotonous voice makes it feel twice as long. The only minor fucking improvement, and believe me guys, I am really scraping the bottom of the barrel here, is that he uses way less distractingly high energy COD gameplay and instead has more edited visuals that match what he is saying. Basically, he's gone from a making Leafy rip off video to making a SunnyV2 rip off video. That's progress I suppose, but Christ is he fucking boring. Just speculating here, but it really felt like Lucas's editor was trying much harder this time to compensate for how bland and unremarkable Lucas is by putting more effort into the visuals so at least you have something to look at while listening.
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Now that even less people can see his points, what's the point of all of this? What's the point of even ratioing people now? Is it just because he's still on drugs and has a massive ego (because he cut his little ego off)? It's not autism, no one is this stupid and still claim to be because of autism.
It's also very telling that he has no friends back in Canada to hang out with on Canada Day. You can still tweet and hang out on the holidays. Hell, I'm bbqing half a cow since not only is it Canada Day, but also my birthday. Yet I can still jump on and shit post because it takes less than a minute.
Lucas reposts more support from another tranny I think. Happy to see him finally get into some drama on Bluesky, which he considered his safe space where no one would criticize him.
Eris, assuming this is who I think it is, is someone allegedly so annoying and into gayops that they get banned from discord servers constantly; back before Rackets lolcowed out he famously banned Eris because within a couple days of Eris joining, his entire discord community banded together to demand Eris get banned for being the most obnoxious faggot on the planet.
They seem to end up nibbling around the edges of a lot of drama and even ended up with a mention in the TORswats thread as that touched on the Chudbuds hacking, and Claire, former admin of Chudbuds, suspected Eris of being behind the hack in part since allegedly Eris threatened to SWAT Claire.
What I'm getting at is Lucas and Eris are perfect for each other.
Lol, Deviant Ollam in the replies. That guy is a name in the physical security community and a regular bigtime Defcon panel host. He's been sucking tranny dick for years, I shouldn't be surprised to see him slumming here. It's a shame because he had some really good presentations back in the day. He's buddies with another lolcow, Karl Kasarda, so it's almost a cow crossover.
Lol, Deviant Ollam in the replies. That guy is a name in the physical security community and a regular bigtime Defcon panel host. He's been sucking tranny dick for years, I shouldn't be surprised to see him slumming here. It's a shame because he had some really good presentations back in the day. He's buddies with another lolcow, Karl Kasarda, so it's almost a cow crossover.
