Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Angry New Ager]

They look so similar to Soyjacks that it’s killing me. It really DOES feel like parody.

In other news, Joh has a job interview at (where else?) a restaurant

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Slim Chickens is a chicken strip chain in the same vein as Zaxbys or Raising Canes. The nearest location he would work at is in Florence, judging by their location page.

So how will he be getting there, exactly? And how is he getting to his current ballpark gig? Is he driving illegally, without a license, or is Polissa driving him illegally, without insurance? Because if Meemaw and Auntie won't even let him use their shower, I rather doubt they're acting as his taxi service.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

*with the rage of a thousand storms* NO HELP CAME

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Polissa is very upset that SCOTUS overturned affiirmative action in colleges.

She's so upset that she personally complained to Chief Justice Count Dankula about his decision

 

[stupid frog]

Is she fucking replying to Count Dankula like he was a part of the decision lmao

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Oh, it's so lovely to see her steamy retweety rage concerning shit that (a) has zero impact on her and (b) she has no comprehension concerning the impact said action has had on the institutions in question as a whole.

Fuck do I wish we were clearnet so I could bring up her approving of discrimination against Asians who weren't covered by AA in most institutions of higher learning and in fact lost their seats to those who benefited from the program, to see if she would indirectly respond via a "these fucking trolls" post. Fuck those guys.

 

[glass_houses]

Obama didn't get into college because of affirmative selection. He won multiple scholarships because he is highly intelligent, has family connections across multiple continents and governments, and speaks multiple languages. He's also a very charismatic narcissist, and knows very well how play just about everyone he meets. He definitely worked hard, but his situation was far and away from an African American trying desperately to claw themselves free from generations of niggerhood.

Polissa is an absolute mong. If Obama had a different skin colour, people would see his time in the White House very, very differently.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Affirmative action 100% got overturned because the way Harvard was implementing it. Their selection process favoured some minorities (black and latinos) over others (asians). Justice Roberts points out that a black person in the lowest performing decile was more likely to get into Harvard than an asian in the highest performing decile. Whatever else you wanna say about affirmative action, it's pretty plain that the type of people that wanted erase the advantage of entrenched privilege didn't consider asian refugees beneficiaries of privilege.

Moreover, SCOTUS pointed out there are a ton of ways Harvard can shit up its campus with 80IQ diversity intakes, specifically they could get rid of the preferential treatment they give to family of faculty, donors and alumni (i.e. people objectively benefiting from entrenched privilege), but surprise surprise they'd rather just exclude some Jiang Li's and Tranh Duong's in favour of letting a few Tyrone's and Jamal's shit up campus. The donor dollars have to keep flowing and that only happens with actual nepotism. Smart poor white kids are still mostly on their own either way lol.

 

[Spunt]

Polissa is done with her family, y'all! They never helped her after tricking her to work on and move into her dilapidated trailer with no running water or central air! Someone took her to throw axes and to watch shitty family run concerts, but WORST BIRTHDAY EVER! When she gets that 50 cents from her COPD mattress lawsuit, she is cutting them off! Fuck YOU, family!

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I used to do a job that involved investigating fuck-ups in a large organisation. This included interviewing staff who I suspected (or damn well knew) were responsible for whatever basic stupidity had nearly killed someone or left us open to catastrophic legal liabilities. Being an actual autist was genuinely helpful, because I was too socially oblivious for most manipulation/gaslighting techniques to work on me, and instead I analysed their language, both spoken and body, to work out who was hiding something.

The number 1 red flag for someone trying to weasel out of responsibility was that they would use the passive voice to describe events. This is because in English, sentences in passive voice only have an implied subject, only the object is explicit. That way someone can say what happened without saying who was responsible (hint: it was them). So instead of saying "I didn't scan the shipment into the system" they would say "the shipment wasn't scanned into the system". Stupid shipment, not scanning itself into the system! I would always follow up passive voice statements by immediately and directly asking "whose job was that?", something that they would be completely unprepared for. At that point they'd either 'fess up or say something equally incriminating like "I don't know." Either way, source of problem identified.

Bearing that in mind, read Polissa's diatribe here. Notice how often she uses the passive voice, in this and other posts:

"My Central AC never got looked at."
"I was promised help."
"NO HELP HAS COME"

Using this sentence construction lets Polissa complain about things that are her responsibility without admitting fault. For such an instinctive liar and narcissist, it's probably not a conscious thing, she's so used to building sentences this way that she probably doesn't even notice she does it.

But I did. And now so do you.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Polissa finally got the engagement she wanted with her (now deleted) Count Dankula reply. How did she take it?

...Oh.

She then pinned her throwing axes video tweet.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Well, Polissa, I've been fighting the good fight since I was THREE and I gave up MY SEAT for Rosa Parks, so I win the Oppression Olympics.

Prove it didn't happen, "y'all."

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

The affirmative action decision has been great because it's clear a lot of people didn't like the headline (SCOTUS KILLS AFFIRMATIVE ACTION) and had zero idea how the rules were being implemented in practice at elite universities. Universities were stacking their undergrad cohorts like a united colors of benneton ad, and they hit their yellow quota sometime around 1998.

Absolutely no one will dig into the central issue at play here however: if the only way for minorities to get a leg up in higher ed is to give them placements they couldn't earn academically, why were so many asian kids able to rightfully earn their place in those communities within 1-2 generations? I can promise you it's not because asian immigrants were any less discriminated against than latinos or blacks, and I can promise you it's not because they all started off as wealthy immigrants either: the west imported tons of Vietnamese and Cambodian immigrants who fled their home countries with literally nothing. They worked shit jobs for crap pay and their kids are doctors, lawyers and pharmacists now. Why were they overwhelmingly able to do in a single generation what blacks couldn't do in hundreds of years?

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Polissa has been pretty quiet the past couple days save for one last take that at a troll-y gnat



Joh has (slightly) cut down on his social media use as well (implying that they're either celebrating having tugboat early or actually doing something with La Casa for once (xxxxxxx), but certainly not to the extent of his wife. He has been more focused on showing off stuff he bought



And being so angry at being in Facebook jail again that he decided to create a whole new profile.



New alias on Facebook is Wade Parker, after the civilian names of Deadpool and Spider Man respectively.





I am pretty sure that he bought this Beetlejuice cartoon set as well given all the filth in the background:



Which is weird, considering that Joh has complained recently about having no TV or DVD player for entertainment.



Guess he found Saturday morning cartoons more important than no running water?

 

[Muskcarpone]

Glad to see Pissa and Joh actively training for the imminent zombie apocalypse by living amidst useless refuse with no running water.

 

[Simon]

We need to start a countdown of how long it's been since they've had running water, and then see all the useless garbage they buy in the meantime. I know Joh has a shit job and Pissa is useless, but I'm sure they could've contacted someone by now to take a look at the plumbing & gotten an estimate, at least. They seem to not really care that they have no running water, which is fucking gross.

 

[CalderaScar]

Priorities. Obvious necessities like rainbow themed measuring cups first, THEN running water.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Priorities. Obvious necessities like rainbow themed measuring cups first, THEN running water.

Another higher priority: watching the Beetlejuice cartoon (at a friend’s house?) while there’s no water at home



(I don’t know how to archive Facebook video, but I’ll post the clip if I can later)

 

[Club Sandwich]

he was on a kick of replacing pipes and seemed to be motivated to get that done, perhaps this is just a break for the holiday weekend, but also if his side job selling concessions isn't doing great then there might not be enough cash to complete the plumbing or other tasks.

iirc FB does sometimes crack down on duplicate profiles, which can get people banned entirely from the site. maybe he'll join Polissa on TikTok and resume constantly shouting (!!!) in every post there.

 

[Randomrando]

I bet Josh watches monkey torture porn

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

he was on a kick of replacing pipes and seemed to be motivated to get that done, perhaps this is just a break for the holiday weekend, but also if his side job selling concessions isn't doing great then there might not be enough cash to complete the plumbing or other tasks.

As I recall, they've been bitching about the rain making it hard for him to get into the infestation underneath the meth-trailer. Because fuck knows he's such a clean motherfucker. Oh yeah, that and he's got to remove the tub to get to the pipes leading to them.

And then pressure-test the entire assembly because he hasn't done so yet.

And then watch it all fail spectacularly.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

he was on a kick of replacing pipes and seemed to be motivated to get that done, perhaps this is just a break for the holiday weekend, but also if his side job selling concessions isn't doing great then there might not be enough cash to complete the plumbing or other tasks.

iirc FB does sometimes crack down on duplicate profiles, which can get people banned entirely from the site. maybe he'll join Polissa on TikTok and resume constantly shouting (!!!) in every post there.

That is a fair point. Right now is also the time where Polissa is not as active on social media because she got her tugboat. She's probably enjoying a late night doobie as I type this post.

I have the feeling that Joh has given up on his inner Mario. Or if it isn't dead, then it will be soon. He's just as much an untreated ADHD mess as Polissa is.

All I ask for if he gets a real job, however, is to scrub under his fucking fingernails. Because there is no way in hell that he's doing any dirty job that would make his nails that atrocious. Hygiene? What's that?

You're also correct that that is a very easy way to get completely banned on Facebook. Joh lacks any meaning of the concept of introspection of why he's been in Facebook jail so often. I'm surprised that he hasn't been outright banned from the site yet.