Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.4%

  • Total voters
    319
Idk about Rekieta's image taking a hit necessarily - maybe it did, although when I watched it I just sort of thought he was trying to respond to PPP's allegations and kept getting interrupted and fucked with to where he had to raise his voice and resort to fat jokes - but it definitely irreparably damaged Dick's reputation. At the time, I was a fan of him and I thought he won that argument because PPP's accusations were complete bullshit and the tail end of the debate seemed less intense than the first half which I missed. But I listened to it recently and I thought the whole Barbie dream mansion prom king shit was an obvious facetious joke Dick told that got spun into this "lmao look about how he's bragging", but no he really did try and brag about how he's better than PPP because he lives in his Barbie mansion and tries to have threesomes and isn't sitting at home like PPP is. I'm sure there's been a bit of momentum against Rekieta building over time, but idk. Maybe it's just me but if there's someone who's content I like and find interesting, I can't see myself jumping on a bandwagon until they continually fuck up and refuse to change their behaviour to a point where I lose any sympathy. Happened with Ralph, happened with Dick and more and more it'll happen to Rekieta where even people who think the swingers shit is uncomfortable but like his content are just going to turn a-log.
The hit Rekieta took from that wasn't "losing" the argument. It was in going so hard to powder Dick' ass that he made himself into a monkey. This was further proved when Masterson demanded Zoom be let on and even though you could tell Rekieta was hesitant he still did it.

Even Drexel told them they both looked like fools at the end of the stream and that they got themselves played.
 
Even Drexel told them they both looked like fools at the end of the stream and that they got themselves played.
Le based black man™️

Yeah the whole NP2 Simpspiracy thing was a complete shitshow and ugly mess for everyone involved, and it's weird to think how almost none of the last three years of Ralph content would ever happen if PPP hadn't tried to fuck with Dick. Then again, if Dick wasn't a complete cumbrian trying to fuck girls on his show, there wouldn't be a need to fuck with him, so idk.
 
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Credit where due, @Captain Manning was one of the first to scent milk and muted lowing soinds coming from Nose's direction.

Also interesting to see the meta dynamics and turnover of contributors to a KF thread for a newfag like myself whom only discovered the Farms last fall after the Keffals arc.

Lots of prominent thread contributors from that time gone radio silent. New accounts emerge and become regulars. Some old standbys remain present and unchanged. Some alogs threadbanned. Some Rekieta social media refugees probably posting behind pseudonyms.
 
I don't think the NP2 thing was where Nick became a Lolcow. It wasn't a high point, but PPP and Godwinson just sling mud at people engaging with them is stupid because it just gives them to opportunity to hurl mud. I think it's dumb to get stuck on the what if?, but I think the entire IP2 was a place where Dick had a right to be angry with his potential business plan being destroyed.

I've never found PPP or Godwinson really funny, they're good at creating a narrative and aggressively bashing people over the head with it and referencing the greater culture of the sektor. The entire Rekieta stream with PPP and Masterson was retarded because PPP was not there to actually engage as a good actor. As time goes on I really just think less of both of them and the weird Z-List internet wannabes they're a part of. They basically are funny with hit-and-run pieces on people and some videos on minor lolcows, but the more they persist the more they just seem like the loser kids of upper middle class parents. Current Nick is effectively the same as them, but at least has a law degree and money.

Rekieta and Masterson lost their cool with PPP and rather than ending the conversation they went to his level. He's basically treating all his critics and detractors like they're PPP doing Gishgallop rather than having good points.
 
I think the moment he became a Lolcow is that drunk stream he did in his metrosexual wife-beater talking about how he wanted to see his parents fuck. Anything before that while funny and predictable wasn't enough. The threshold in soo much someone can argue such a thing exist is that specific moment.
Let's not forget the time he dressed up as a twitch thot for a stream and one of his kids walked in.
 
I checked in on some of that Thomas Roilup YT stream did on Friday about Nick and the rabbit that Faran linked here earlier.


The chat was a rogue's gallery/League of Shadows of Nick detractors from Elissa's comment section - TiC, Jim Tuner, Mark Gado, etc.

The Thomas Roilup guy

- really hates Null's shaky voice on MATI and accuses him constantly of being a cowardly guard for multiple cows
- hates KF and accuses them of always being a year late to the party
- thinks someone unironically should call Child Services about Nick's thus unsuccessful blueprints for a windowless, locked sex dungeon +/- expansion of his children's bedrooms
- throws around accusations that Nick personally hung around with a known child abuser (other than Drex it sounds like) and heavily implies that Nick is likely one himself
I got the sense that the ShittyWebComics detractor guy was complaining that KF was always late to the party/not alogg-y enough on everything, not specifically on Rekieta. But I could be wrong since I had it on in the background on a stream of consciousness live that went on for hours.
If this Thomas Roiloup is the guy I think he is, and I think he is (scroll down for the link to the debate stream), then this generalizing of the criticism of the farms is entirely self serving and an attempt to deflect from his long time facially retarded vendetta borne of extremely thin skin, even when "late to the party" it is sometimes a fair crit of the farms.

If memory serves, he's a massively disingenuous weasel who gets really butthurt when you don't let him imply things endlessly with wholly inadequate or completely missing receipts (based on some of his wilder claims above, I see he's not changed at all). He had a bad showing on Racket's stream basically 5 years ago over comicsgate shit and has been monumentally butthurt ever since, latching on to anyone that goes after Balldoman like a lamprey that feeds on vicarious validation of his butthurt.

For example, besides the Ralph crossover in the linked post, off the top of my head I'm pretty sure he's latched on to Redbar since one time Mike did a segment making fun of a comics panel Nick was on, that drama went nowhere, and Roiloup stuck around seemingly hoping for another segment on Nick, years later.

So to bring it back around, as much as Thomas would like to make the discussion about who he thinks was late to the Balldo-lampooning party, it's paramount it not be pointed out that Roiloup was 4 years early because he's got thinner skin than Rackets does now, when the party hadn't even been conceived of, much less scheduled, and the lone box of Franzia he brought to contribute to a party nobody knew was happening was not impressing anyone who groggily shuffled to the door in a bathrobe to figure out who is ringing the doorbell nonstop at 5AM on a Saturday in late February.
 
Let's not forget the time he dressed up as a twitch thot for a stream and one of his kids walked in.
His youngest daughter in fact. That poor kid is going to hit like 15 one day and finally realize what she saw and go full pooner.

If your child is ever put in a position where they can catch you in your fetish you have already completely failed as a parent.

 
Most of the old-time critiques of Rekieta were due to his lack of professionalism, or at least some fucking prep. Sometimes that led to hilarity, like the Shoe Eater Shane bit in the weeb wars era. Sometimes it was a catastrophe, like the Dax / PPP / et al show.

In general, the thread was just your usual, "Hey new stream!", kind of multimedia thread, with some commentary, until sometime around Depp. Yeah, there were the talks about Drexel and some of the assorted idiots, but a lot of that was contained in the weeb wars or Dax threads.

There's no single answer to where the tide turned on Rekieta, because it's different for everyone. For me, it was when he started talking shit about his wife and kids on one night stream, but there were other signs, many listed up thread. If I had to give an estimate, the wider audience turn happened publicly in between the Depp and Brooks trials. Long time fans were turned off, and new ones aren't sticking around. Inertia is a powerful force on youtube etc., but his channel is not healthy these days. Him going full on to youtube will just lead to another ban. I can't imagine why Rumble would re-sign him, but I didn't think they would sign him in the first place. Some social media expert I am.
 
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I still think the most definitive day of the lolcow was the day someone posted gore on his discord and spectre tattletaled to Nick while he was doing a watch party on stream. He went into the discord and started fighting with the members there and got cuck shamed real hard (they all saw the hedo 2 thing on kf) and got even madder to the point where you could see in real time how angry he got while ignoring the movie he was watching.

Iirc spectre admitted that at that time, he also snitched to Nick that alot of the members weren't paying (sub once, gain access discord, stop paying). So Nick locked down the entire discord, and shortly after, he started attacking his discord calling them prude incels on stream. Funnily enough, he was also wearing the black singlet with the Jamaica color linings at the time..

Most of the discord was already hating the degen shit he's been acting out for a while now but this is when they're all 'on board' and where the Elissa clips commenters come from. They're now either here, various discords, elissa's channel or all of the above.
 
There's no single answer to where the tide turned on Rekieta, because it's different for everyone.
In a way, this is worse for him because there's no one thing he can change to get people to come back. He can play whack-a-mole on any given issue and it might not even stop the bleeding. Then, once people see the other issues, it doesn't even matter if he fixes the thing they left for anyway because now they have a ton of other reasons to not watch.
 
I got the sense that the ShittyWebComics detractor guy was complaining that KF was always late to the party/not alogg-y enough on everything, not specifically on Rekieta.

That just makes the place normal and the same as everywhere else. You're always gonna get a range of opinions on stuff, with some people liking it while others can't stand it.

Presumably, he's looking for somewhere like Stormfront where all posters are expected to submit to a continual purity test and anyone who fails any element should be outcast as a pariah?

These alogs are all a bit fucking weird if you ask me. I suppose it's the flip side of the Locals wine moms. These all seem to be just as obsessed, but it's the hate that drives their fap strokes.
 
In a way, this is worse for him because there's no one thing he can change to get people to come back. He can play whack-a-mole on any given issue and it might not even stop the bleeding. Then, once people see the other issues, it doesn't even matter if he fixes the thing they left for anyway because now they have a ton of other reasons to not watch.
Almost as if once you lose credibility, it is gone...

He knows he has to change, and he is flailing to do so. He wants to keep what remnant of his audience is left, but he spent 6 months alienating a 4,5 year fanbase and the new 6 to 12 month fanbase he has is not profitable.

He will have to start over, or sucker someone like Crowder into signing him on.
 
but he spent 6 months alienating a 4,5 year fanbase and the new 6 to 12 month fanbase he has is not profitable.
Worse. He's doubling down on shitting on them. The vic case was at least half his audience and there's no way a good portion of them isn't into vtubing or at least isn't more aware and knowledgeable than him. They'd know he's talking out of his ass on that one.
 
There's no single answer to where the tide turned on Rekieta, because it's different for everyone. For me, it was when he started talking shit about his wife and kids on one night stream, but there were other signs, many listed up thread. If I had to give an estimate, the wider audience turn happened publicly in between the Depp and Brooks trials. Long time fans were turned off, and new ones aren't sticking around. Inertia is a powerful force on youtube etc., but his channel is not healthy these days. Him going full on to youtube will just lead to another ban. I can't imagine why Rumble would re-sign him, but I didn't think they would sign him in the first place. Some social media expert I am.
That's kind of the thing, it seems like he's going from audience to audience and alienating each slowly to where you can probably figure out which audience he pissed off when. I was still rather optimistic of Nick pulling out of the spiral, all the way until recently when he doubled down on Camelot getting people banned for "death threats" and that's just gay. Looks like almost everyone in the vtuber/anime spaces that liked him also changed their opinion on him, with the exception of pathetic people like Gator and Flamenco who are notoriously bad judges of character and cling to any scraps of clout they can get.

I don't think he's really gaining any new audiences though with the exception of the diddler demographic by being friends with Dax and Vito.
 
Credit where due, @Captain Manning was one of the first to scent milk and muted lowing soinds coming from Nose's direction.
I'm gonna give him no credit whatsoever actually. In fact, I believe he helped to nose guards inadvertently. If he would've had an actual justifiable grievance/criticism he could've been the sperg bird in the coal mine. Unfortunately, his turn against Nick was entirely self serving and due to gay drama between both of them. As such anyone afterwards had to beat the claims of being yet another fucking drama queen.
 
That's kind of the thing, it seems like he's going from audience to audience and alienatooks like almost everyone in the vtuber/anime spaces that liked him also changed their opinion on him, with the exception of pathetic people like Gator and Flamenco who are notoriously bad judges of character
Gator and Flamenco is still defending Nick on this? Flamenco, the known shotacon? I'm also willing to bet that Gator is a loli/shota enthusiast too. He has the looks for it.
 
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Nick, reading your thread and complaining about what is said is a very Rage Pig thing to do. The "lmao" doesn't fool anyone just like Rage Pig's "lol" doesn't fool anyone.

Most of the old-time critiques of Rekieta were due to his lack of professionalism, or at least some fucking prep. Sometimes that led to hilarity, like the Shoe Eater Shane bit in the weeb wars era. Sometimes it was a catastrophe, like the Dax / PPP / et al show.

In general, the thread was just your usual, "Hey new stream!", kind of multimedia thread, with some commentary, until sometime around Depp. Yeah, there were the talks about Drexel and some of the assorted idiots, but a lot of that was contained in the weeb wars or Dax threads.

There's no single answer to where the tide turned on Rekieta, because it's different for everyone. For me, it was when he started talking shit about his wife and kids on one night stream, but there were other signs, many listed up thread. If I had to give an estimate, the wider audience turn happened publicly in between the Depp and Brooks trials. Long time fans were turned off, and new ones aren't sticking around. Inertia is a powerful force on youtube etc., but his channel is not healthy these days. Him going full on to youtube will just lead to another ban. I can't imagine why Rumble would re-sign him, but I didn't think they would sign him in the first place. Some social media expert I am.

I still think the most definitive day of the lolcow was the day someone posted gore on his discord and spectre tattletaled to Nick while he was doing a watch party on stream. He went into the discord and started fighting with the members there and got cuck shamed real hard (they all saw the hedo 2 thing on kf) and got even madder to the point where you could see in real time how angry he got while ignoring the movie he was watching.

Iirc spectre admitted that at that time, he also snitched to Nick that alot of the members weren't paying (sub once, gain access discord, stop paying). So Nick locked down the entire discord, and shortly after, he started attacking his discord calling them prude incels on stream. Funnily enough, he was also wearing the black singlet with the Jamaica color linings at the time..

Most of the discord was already hating the degen shit he's been acting out for a while now but this is when they're all 'on board' and where the Elissa clips commenters come from. They're now either here, various discords, elissa's channel or all of the above.

The day Nick starting showing his degenerate tendancies were noticed at different times for everyone, indeed. However, I think the definable and identifiable moment Nick crossed the lolcow line is when he started sperging out about his thread and posting screencaps to his Locals. This is when his Locals starting getting popular after he was youtube banned or something and a sizeable amount of people migrated over. He basically wanted his Locals to cheerlead for him. @Phony Chicken caught this moment.
 
And to be fair in that regard it hasnt been just Rekieta. Sam Hyde, Metokur, Dick Masterson to name just a few have been all have/had massive gunt guarding go on in their threads.
It didn't happen to Dick until he unquestionably turned out to be a cow and hopped on the Diddler Train. Metokur probably isn't a cow (unless he turns out to be lying/exaggerating about canceraids in which case he would totally turn the bend). Hyde is a mixed bag but I don't think he's become an unambiguous cow, although he always seems to have gay drama surrounding him.
Idk about Rekieta's image taking a hit necessarily - maybe it did, although when I watched it I just sort of thought he was trying to respond to PPP's allegations and kept getting interrupted and fucked with to where he had to raise his voice and resort to fat jokes - but it definitely irreparably damaged Dick's reputation.
Even then it wouldn't have been permanently damaged had Dick not immediately started chimping out and defending idiotic choices like Cuties and Vito the Pedo. Then when his Juju the Cow fursona came out it was another big hit because he is literally a furfag whose fursona is a fucking cow of all things.

Nick didn't come off that horribly at least on that stream, other than that it was a complete trainwreck he lost control of, where his guest was utterly humiliated by two people who were cows themselves. (Although Zoom is more a horrorcow.)
 
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Lots of prominent thread contributors from that time gone radio silent. New accounts emerge and become regulars. Some old standbys remain present and unchanged.
And to think I used to be the resident contrarian.
I think the moment he became a Lolcow is that drunk stream he did in his metrosexual wife-beater talking about how he wanted to see his parents fuck. Anything before that while funny and predictable wasn't enough. The threshold in soo much someone can argue such a thing exist is that specific moment.
I would go with the birthday stream where he called everyone who didn't like him sharing his COOMER tendencies an incel.
I was still rather optimistic of Nick pulling out of the spiral
Then you haven't been paying attention. Following through with what he says he is going to do has never been Nick's strong point.
 
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