Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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But once freed of the transphobic body the gendered soul will be able to...
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Even his ghost will have an ectoplasmic male penis.
Punished Neco said:
I held off on posting this for awhile just in case it was a mistake and got rectified but it seems like it wasn't an error.
For the low low cost of $200 a month you can give Keffals suggestions on what video essays to make
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And for free I can suggest he go neck himself.
 
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Some old rug idk said:
Getting the rank of most blocked, insufferable (parody of) human being is kind of a badge of honor for cuckas, let's be real for a moment, the guy is such an attention whore that he believes anything is worth celebration, it's the bottom of a barrel he's been scraping for months at this point.
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I wonder if they'll give him a certificate for this stunning achievement. He can even frame it next to his drug certificate. :story:
 
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Nigger, what?
Imagine relaunching a child grooming haven and being proud of that jfc
 
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Nigger, what?
Imagine relaunching a child grooming haven and being proud of that jfc
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He's setting it back up ironically "fOr ThE mEmEs LmAo."
Guy desires attention in any shpe or form, and even if his partecipation in the original server was allegged, he hopes this move will cause people to turn their head toward him, even if just for a second.
This is an attention junkie, obsessing over people's attention to a self destructive degree.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
I still find it bitterly ironic and darkly amusing that a balding man chose WIGlers as his mascot.
He should have stuck with the fucking troon shark.
Everytime anyone hears, reads, or thinks about the word WIGler, they're unavoidably reminded of Lucas's receding hairline.
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With me when I think of "Wiggler" I think of "diddler" which is what Lucas wants to do to teenage boys. What a horrible name for your mascot. Then again Lucas isn't exactly a genius and was too much of a retard to see that his mascots name rhymes with a slang used to describe pedophiles.
 
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BlaireWhitesBottom2 said:
also what kind of an unmitigated PUSSY do you have to be to go to rehab for fucking cocaine lmao
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Yeah heroin I understand, benzos, those things are a bitch to kick, make you really sick, and benzos especially needs medical observation. Coke doesn't even make you ill physically, its entirely psychological, you just need willpower, youre not gonna double over with stomach cramps shitting yourself and vomiting from cocaine withdrawal.
 
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Some old rug idk said:
He's setting it back up ironically "fOr ThE mEmEs LmAo."
Guy desires attention in any shpe or form, and even if his partecipation in the original server was allegged, he hopes this move will cause people to turn their head toward him, even if just for a second.
This is an attention junkie, obsessing over people's attention to a self destructive degree.
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I agree, but I'd also say while he craves attention, he also wants a hugbox he can retreat to where he has what few remaining simps to coddle him. Remaking the catboi server gets him wider attention, but also (theoretically) will give him validation and a defence because he's not smart enough, quick enough, or charismatic enough to handle any of the negative attention for very long.

Of course, Lucas won't be truly safe anywhere online anymore. To do that he'd have to put in a lot of work in maintaining a secure hugbox, and not only is that no fun it's also probably beyond his level of emotional maturity. A secure hugbox also can't easily let in more worshipers and is likely to have far less drama than he wants. Shit will leak, Lucas will get canceled again, a few more sycophants will get peeled off, rinse and repeat.
 
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I agree, but I'd also say while he craves attention, he also wants a hugbox he can retreat to where he has what few remaining simps to coddle him. Remaking the catboi server gets him wider attention, but also (theoretically) will give him validation and a defence because he's not smart enough, quick enough, or charismatic enough to handle any of the negative attention for very long.

Of course, Lucas won't be truly safe anywhere online anymore. To do that he'd have to put in a lot of work in maintaining a secure hugbox, and not only is that no fun it's also probably beyond his level of emotional maturity. A secure hugbox also can't easily let in more worshipers and is likely to have far less drama than he wants. Shit will leak, Lucas will get canceled again, a few more sycophants will get peeled off, rinse and repeat.
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Catboy Ranch is probably the closest Lucas will ever get to a closed hugbox that he can fully control and groom a loyal horde of paypig simps. I do think there's an economic incentive on Lukey boy's end to reboot the ranch, mainly so he can sell those catboy collars and catboy ranch T-shirts to replenish his dwindling drug fund.

To me, it's quite telling that Luke is basically the most blocked Bluesky user that's not a bot, which is itself already a troon infested echo chamber. If he doesn't have complete control over a platform he completely falls apart. Just look at how he crumbled against Augie even with Tipster as his back up. Compounding this issue, you have this need for complete control contrasting with his attention seeking ego. Quite the nasty combination I say.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Yeah heroin I understand, benzos, those things are a bitch to kick, make you really sick, and benzos especially needs medical observation. Coke doesn't even make you ill physically, its entirely psychological, you just need willpower, youre not gonna double over with stomach cramps shitting yourself and vomiting from cocaine withdrawal.
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The reason Keffals doubles over with stomach cramps, shitting himself and vomiting, is down to all the bad cocks he sucks.

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Even his ghost will have an ectoplasmic male penis.
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Floating after him asking out of its ghostly japs eye "Why did you cut me off!"

In fact, that is probably already a constant hallucination for him, hence why his is such a messed up haunted crazy bag of shit.
 
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Admiral Throbnelius said:
Catboy Ranch is probably the closest Lucas will ever get to a closed hugbox that he can fully control and groom a loyal horde of paypig simps. I do think there's an economic incentive on Lukey boy's end to reboot the ranch, mainly so he can sell those catboy collars and catboy ranch T-shirts to replenish his dwindling drug fund.

To me, it's quite telling that Luke is basically the most blocked Bluesky user that's not a bot, which is itself already a troon infested echo chamber. If he doesn't have complete control over a platform he completely falls apart. Just look at how he crumbled against Augie even with Tipster as his back up. Compounding this issue, you have this need for complete control contrasting with his attention seeking ego. Quite the nasty combination I say.
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Lucas doesn’t know how to be anything but an insufferable cunt with a need to have his perversions validated. That need for validation is why he even went down the degenerate rabbithole with the furry shit in his teens.

Hell telling his friends that he tried fucking his chihuahua was all about the retard’s search for attention.
 
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He Found Captain Winky said:
Lucas doesn’t know how to be anything but an insufferable cunt with a need to have his perversions validated. That need for validation is why he even went down the degenerate rabbithole with the furry shit in his teens.

Hell telling his friends that he tried fucking his chihuahua was all about the retard’s search for attention.
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It's not even funny at this point, this cow is bringing you the bucket and begging to be milked at this point.
 
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I honestly just think this is Keffals trying to make himself a target again. He's bleeding relevancy, and he wants the Farms to go after him again. He was only ever a useful idiot for people like Dong-Gone who propped him up as a martyr and told him everything he had to say and do, and he wants those days back. He's spent the last month purposefully trying to start drama with people like Leafy, Sneako, and Augie, only for it to go nowhere.

That and he could use another $100,000 CAD for dark web meth-cocaine.
 
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