Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Kees H]

Does that mean Defcon is pozzed too?

It already pretty much is. Defcon has a code of conduct which bans being based against trannies as well. The security community is wholeheartedly supporting trannies and other shit, so tbh it doesn't surprise me Deviant Ollam (Brian Rea is his real name, btw, when he's not LARP'ing as a cool guy link/Archive) is backing tranny shit. Didn't know he was affiliated with another lolcow.

He even did an entire talk about a tranny getting arrested for something (what the tranny got arrested for he keeps out of his talk, ofcourse) disguised as a zomg prepare for everything talk:

 

[Markass the Worst]

It already pretty much is. Defcon has a code of conduct which bans being based against trannies as well. The security community is wholeheartedly supporting trannies and other shit, so tbh it doesn't surprise me Deviant Ollam (Brian Rea is his real name, btw, when he's not LARP'ing as a cool guy link/Archive) is backing tranny shit. Didn't know he was affiliated with another lolcow.

He even did an entire talk about a tranny getting arrested for something (what the tranny got arrested for he keeps out of his talk, ofcourse) disguised as a zomg prepare for everything talk:

It looks like someone made a thread on him in PG (sneed) (onion) but it doesn't seem to be a lolcow thread plus it's dead and gay.

Also he spread disinformation about Vincent Canfield, the owner of cock.li, so yeah definitely fuck him.

Enormous faggot and CIA snitch 'Deviant Ollam' joins the disinformation campaign against Canfield.

'Ollam' is good buddies with 'Inrange TV' and 'Forgotten Weapons' cretins Karl Kasarda (a 'man' so fedora he became a Satanist) and (gun control supporter) Ian McCollum.
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EDIT: Another great Deviant 'cuck' Ollam moment- signal boosting Vice and other sick freaks because some actual IT professionals made fun of his wife (who fucks him in the ass) for her really technical 'tech tips' like "use the 'cd' command on your Mac to get to the icloud drive folder".

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Keffals formally announces the return of the Catboy Ranch!
Yes, you read that correctly, the infamous Discord that Keffals always tried to wave away their involvement in after some fishy things started to leak out of it is returning.

This time it's a Discord solely for people who pay Keffals money, it's going to be "cozier" and Keffals is actually going to be active in it for that reason.
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Keffals second Bluesky account is also named after the Catboy Ranch so I'm not entirely surprised.
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Tipster is starting to just be sad at this point, he's actively in chat for the entire duration of every stream Keffals has been doing on the Fridays which is sometimes 3-5 hours.
Not to mention he's donated at least 30 T1 subscriptions in the past month which means with Keffals 260 Subscriptions on Twitch that he accounts for more than 10% of Keff's Twitch income.

looks like he is getting desperate for attention again. lucas seems to have this pattern where when things get dull he has to do or say something to get attention. this is exactly that. i fully expect the new catboy ranch to go about as well as the last one.

 

[AnOminous]

Taken some time away from Luke's thread since he got pretty boring imo. the current white knight arc is pretty funny though.

Despite all of your White Knights, you will still never be a woman, Lucas

He has a Y chromosome. That makes him male. A man. He can't escape from that, ever.

 

[gas station dick pills]

Also he spread disinformation about Vincent Canfield, the owner of cock.li, so yeah definitely fuck him.

Deviant Ollam glow brightly
Wife Tarah Wheeler
Tarah Wheeler fellow Council on Foreign Relations
Friend Jen Easterly head CISA glownigger

https://archive.is/75XTs

https://archive.is/3VjQG

 

[AirdropShitposts]

He has a Y chromosome. That makes him male. A man. He can't escape from that, ever.

You don't give him a, say, 41% chance of escaping?

 

[Markass the Worst]

You don't give him a, say, 41% chance of escaping?

Even if he neckropes, he still won't be a woman. He will leave an unmistakably male skeleton behind.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Even if he neckropes, he still won't be a woman. He will leave an unmistakably male skeleton behind.

But once freed of the transphobic body the gendered soul will be able to...

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

So. What’d I miss?

 

[Punished Neco]

Tipster is one of the most disgusting chasers in existence

If only you knew how bad things really are.

This was his computer desktop background at one point.
Which is somewhat ironic because Keffals uses "you shouldn't joke about my drug addiction" all the time as a shield if it's by someone they don't like (Augie debate comes to mind).

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I held off on posting this for awhile just in case it was a mistake and got rectified but it seems like it wasn't an error.
For the low low cost of $200 a month you can give Keffals suggestions on what video essays to make

Not only do you get to support Keffals by giving them video ideas that will then make them money through Youtubes AdSense but you can also sleep easy in the knowledge that your $200 financial donation will be well spent, on drugs.
Edit: Also the $200 tier no longer gives access to the mobile phone number

 

[AltisticRight]

So. What’d I miss?

Nothing, he's still seething and speriging on twitter. He is still a man.

 

[Strangolapreti]

Nothing, he's still seething and speriging on twitter. He is still a man.

A ugly, balding canadian man that misses his penis.

 

[Godmode]

For the low low cost of $200 a month you can give Keffals suggestions on what video essays to make
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Not only do you get to support Keffals by giving them video ideas that will then make them money through Youtubes AdSense but you can also sleep easy in the knowledge that your $200 financial donation will be well spent, on drugs.
Edit: Also the $200 tier no longer gives access to the mobile phone number

It might be worth it to get him to do a stream on male pattern baldness.

 

[Punished Neco]

I don't like to post in quick succession, especially now this thread is kind of dead, but I stumbled upon this and found it funny.

It seems Bluesky publicly shows (for those who actually got into the site) a list of the most blocked users in a given period of time.
Keffals has fled Twitter to the greener pastures of Bluesky where they now hold the unenviable position of being the 4th most blocked account in the past 48 hours. Popular as always.
[Ghost Archive]
However 2 of those accounts are bots so this boosts Keffals to the 2nd most blocked user of the past 48 hours, behind someone called Grant Peace who I have absolutely zero clue who they are as Googling it brings up Peace Grants .
The German account I found this information on however says Grant Peace is also a bot... meaning Keffals takes the #1 spot, well done Keff, winner winner chicken dinner.

This could be because the racism discourse has moved over onto Bluesky but since I'm not on that website I can only go by hearsay.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I still find it bitterly ironic and darkly amusing that a balding man chose WIGlers as his mascot.
He should have stuck with the fucking troon shark.
Everytime anyone hears, reads, or thinks about the word WIGler, they're unavoidably reminded of Lucas's receding hairline.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

This drama is almost certainly fake, but admittedly Tipster getting called a chaser and a creep was very funny, I laughed out loud. More of that please.

keffals could have easily become the lefty anthony cumia but not as funny but hes a member of the faggiest community on the internet so he cant dare say anything edgy. total irredemable scumbag, but sometimes he can make me laugh

 

[Kees H]

This could be because the racism discourse has moved over onto Bluesky but since I'm not on that website I can only go by hearsay.

That's basically it. You can see in the screenshots I posted yesterday the people who get offended over his noodles shitposting are triggered and attacking him, it doesn't surprise me people are blocking Lucas on Bluesky as they get triggered by Lucas his noodle sperging.

It's funny, he fled to there to shitpost, and now he needs to realise that the people who are hating on him the most are his own lefty people.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

Especially when they never did quit. Addicts who are actually in recovery keep track of every day and know EXACTLY how long it's been. Hell, it's been over 20 years and I still know the exact date I smoked my last cigarette.

also what kind of an unmitigated PUSSY do you have to be to go to rehab for fucking cocaine lmao

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"I can't skeet"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaCvFNH28lo

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[Strangolapreti]

I don't like to post in quick succession, especially now this thread is kind of dead, but I stumbled upon this and found it funny.

It seems Bluesky publicly shows (for those who actually got into the site) a list of the most blocked users in a given period of time.
Keffals has fled Twitter to the greener pastures of Bluesky where they now hold the unenviable position of being the 4th most blocked account in the past 48 hours. Popular as always.
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However 2 of those accounts are bots so this boosts Keffals to the 2nd most blocked user of the past 48 hours, behind someone called Grant Peace who I have absolutely zero clue who they are as Googling it brings up Peace Grants .
The German account I found this information on however says Grant Peace is also a bot... meaning Keffals takes the #1 spot, well done Keff, winner winner chicken dinner.

This could be because the racism discourse has moved over onto Bluesky but since I'm not on that website I can only go by hearsay.

Getting the rank of most blocked, insufferable (parody of) human being is kind of a badge of honor for cuckas, let's be real for a moment, the guy is such an attention whore that he believes anything is worth celebration, it's the bottom of a barrel he's been scraping for months at this point.

 

[LigmaTwatz]

Adam22 needs his own thread on here

His wife just did a blacked scene: