Netflix's The Witcher series

Well, the new season is here, and 3 episodes in my only question is why are there so many fat ugly nigger witches.

As I recall from the books they were supposed to be attractive so they could be at courts and influence them.
Black women are magical because we all came from Africa and gaia and SHIEEEEEETTTTTTTTT.

Of course the idea in Witcher was that the witches were nearly entirety bitches who only care for their station and fucking as many things as their holes allow them, which is pretty accurate for sheboons.
 
They're hiring black women for diversity, and of course black women are all ugly negroids.
its funny you say that because in the lore, most, if not all witches are ugly as sin and uses magic to hide it and make themselves pretty. from what i remember, Yennefer has a hunchback like Quasimodo and Trish has a nasty Burn scar around her chest. also cant be helped that most of them are over a hundred years old.
 
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its funny you say that because in the lore, most, if not all witches are ugly as sin and uses magic to hide it and make themselves pretty. from what i remember, Yennefer has a hunchback like Quasimodo and Trish has a nasty Burn scar around her chest. also cant be helped that most of them are over a hundred years old.
I think Yennefer was hunchbacked and fantastically ugly. But yeah like was said, almost all the witches were uggos before magic-ing themselves up.
 
its funny you say that because in the lore, most, if not all witches are ugly as sin and uses magic to hide it and make themselves pretty. from what i remember, Yennefer has a hunchback like Quasimodo and Trish has a nasty Burn scar around her chest. also cant be helped that most of them are over a hundred years old.
Trish burn scar came later at the start of Last Wish, it was a big deal because she couldn't use potions to heal it because some magic allergy she has so she actually had to walk with it before they explained it away.
 
For those that read the books, isn't the point of Elves is that they were previously in rule and abused everyone, only to get deposed and then larp as freedom fighters against the very people they abused?
Late response, but still - elves were aliens themselves. They came on ships before conjunction of spheres. So, yeah, it's absolutely a larp. They wanted to wipe out humans, when they came to the world after conjunction.
 
I find it amusing how even the ones that get positive traction seem like zombie products when they hit their 3rd season.
Considering the show went off the rails from the start despite all the bullshit about respecting the books, and Cavill leaving, I'm surprised it lasted more than 1. I honestly didn't watch past the first season and the only positive impact this show has had is that one song.
 
Considering the show went off the rails from the start despite all the bullshit about respecting the books, and Cavill leaving, I'm surprised it lasted more than 1. I honestly didn't watch past the first season and the only positive impact this show has had is that one song.
Super witcher fanboy friend of mine was hyped and enjoying the first season, hasn't even uttered a single word about 2 and I imagine 3 will be the same.

It's why I have a very hard time giving any show a chance currently, the first season manage to be passable/decent but then everything swerves hard on 2 and is in a zombie state by 3, seen this pattern so many times in recent years.
 
Since no one has mentioned it so far (or has watched all of the new episodes yet), they have destroyed Dandelion. He kisses a man and declares love for him in episode 4. Guess they are going whole hog train wreck faster into 'this is definitely no longer based on the source material territory'. GOT 2.0.
 
I abjectly refuse to even hate-watch Blood Origin but the YouTube reviews I saw made me realize what the exact thing is that irks me about modern fantasy stories like Rings of Power and even a lot of recent tabletop RPG modules: the characters all have the personalities of 21st century social media addicts.

In S3E1, somebody said something "wasn't a good look". Everyone talks like a puppet operated by Twitter.

Anyway, I can't remember who anybody is or what they're trying to do or who's mad at who or whatever. I hope they explain the Geralt casting change by having him be a different Geralt from an alternate universe, because that would be retarded.
 
Well, the new season is here, and 3 episodes in my only question is why are there so many fat ugly nigger witches.

As I recall from the books they were supposed to be attractive so they could be at courts and influence them.
Wait didn't the 3rd season already came out like a year ago and replaced Geralt with two strong and empowered wahmens?
 
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Wait didn't the 3rd season already came out like a year ago and replaced Geralt with two strong and empowered wahmens?
3rd season is happening now, then Cavill is gone and whatever comes after is DOA because he was the only reason a lot of people grit their teeth and put up with the bullshit in the first 2 seasons. Dollar Store Hemsworth is not a draw.
 
3rd season is happening now, then Cavill is gone and whatever comes after is DOA because he was the only reason a lot of people grit their teeth and put up with the bullshit in the first 2 seasons. Dollar Store Hemsworth is not a draw.
I just checked to see if they had pre-cancelled the show after season 4, but apparently the plan is to shoot season 5 immediately after 4 wraps. Would be too bad if 4 bombs and they're filming 5 and just cancel it in the middle of filming. So very sad....
 
I've watched all 5 current episodes out of morbid curiosity. It is funny to see how obvious it is that Cavill does not give a single solitary fuck about the show anymore. Every scene he's in is him barely trying and looking like he just wants to go home.

They turned Radovid into some kind of quirky Tumblr character who drinks, quips, and stumbles all over the place. Also he is the one who has a gay romance with Dandelion, unironically tells Dandelion to 'take him'.

Special props to the prop and costume design this season because literally everything looks like dogshit. Geralt and Yennefer spend most of the show in their pyjamas, and you can really tell Cavill told them to fuck off when it came to filming action scenes with armor on since it fitting has been a consistent issue for him.

Action sequences and sword fights remain a bizarre highlight.
 
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I like the monsters. Up to episode 2 now, it had SOME boobs but they're on a bull dyke and you only see nip for a couple frames anyway. Ciri's actress is legal, is she not concerned about the viewership? Hint, hint. Jaskier said "fuck this nail in particular". Unsure how much of this Reddit comment dialogue is deliberate and how much is the writers not being able to shut it off.
 
I was really trying to like the show but came out feeling meh about it after the first season. There's an air of indifference to the source material and the world building that's really apparent from early on. People being very proud about deliberately miscasting characters has turned into a common read flag for adaptions.
I was hoping for melancholic slav adventures, but it turned out an Hercules Fantastic Journeys reboot that wasn't as charming as the original.
I think the showrunner is someones wife? Nepotism isn't even that much of a problem if the Nepos have at least interest in the property they've been given. This feels like something she can put on her CV to get to do the stuff she actually cares about. Or maybe thinking they care about anything other than being Hollywood People is already too optimistic.
 
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