Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

Procopius said:
"Well, at least he doesn't wear my underwear, he showers from time to time, and he's got a job." she might have thought to herself. "I could do worse."
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None of these things apply to Kevvie.

So why would she be interested in him? Maybe he didn't openly wear her underwear at first, but he certainly avoided showering and its very unclear if he ever has had a job.

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"cat ladies" really do care about the only creature that gives them attention in the real world. It'll often still be an unkempt mess but you can tell the tard is trying for the cat even as he neglects himself.
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Reminds me of my college work experience, when I was at a halfway house for (16-24 year old) kids coming out of youth detention, long term care, or foster homes without a parental support of some form.
One of the social workers there told me how some kids would not be arsed about a parent or older sibling dying, but they would be distraught over a pet death.
100% the pet was the only one who gave them any kind of genuine love.

The fact that places like this were shut down or stripped of funding suggests a shift in thinking that has in part lead to troonery. These messed up kids are trying to find a "family" and exploitative fucks like Penny and Kevvie seem like providers of that.
 
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Procopius said:
He's even written a review. I bet that kid would have written a sharper one.

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"I think Transformers shines is brightest when it shows how much Cybertronians (the good ones at least) adore humans, sometimes despite themselves. It's just a nice warm fuzzy feeling that these giant alien robot death machines really do unironically love us"

I didn't want anyone to miss this part from the review by the mid-30's man who went to see a toy franchise movie alone while some kid made fun of him.
 
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Attractive Sexhaver said:
I think most people have some kind of guilty pleasure: whether it's trashy romance novels, dumb action movies, videogames or whatever. Kevs ONLY interests though are childhood nostalgia shit and the kind of pornography that an outside observer would assume are deleted scenes from a Cronenberg movie.
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And shoving junk food down his gullet and getting stupid body mods and Twitter clout
 
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FinnSven said:
None of these things apply to Kevvie.

So why would she be interested in him? Maybe he didn't openly wear her underwear at first, but he certainly avoided showering and its very unclear if he ever has had a job.
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He wasn't a cross dresser at the time, didn't need to spend half the day dilating so presumably he practiced better hygiene, and if I recall right he had a job either at a movie theater or one of the Disney parks at the time...not as a performer or something that coukd have actually paid well but something mundane like a concessions stand or a ticket scanner at the gate. Either way it was really something so easy companies have them as jobs they can give to slow in the minds so they cam say, "we support and hire the disabled here."

Point is he was a chubby bearded dork at the time but he was your dime a dozen chubby bearded dork with a job and was somewhat decent aside his closeted fetishes at the time. Really he never would have gotten the horny as a porn star 10/10 woman he wanted so he could explore all his messed up fetishes with, but he did manage to land his 5/10 average girlfriend who couldn't get her own 10/10 giga Chad so she settled for Kevin.
 
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Marvin said:
What does he mean by "look even gayer"?

Is "look[ing] gay" a byword for Kevin for "looking uglier and more like shit"?
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Kevin wants to belong with the cool kids. He wants to be in a group that bites their thumb at normies, but he doesn't want to put any thought or effort into it. He just wants to BE with the cool kids who are much better than the prude normies who bully him and say he can't be a fat lazy coomer 24-7.

Truthfully, Kevin just wants to BE with a group. He wants people around him, he wants to be so ingrained that it's hard to dig him out again. He doesn't ever want to feel alone ever again, even if it's his own choices and preferences that keep him lonely. Therefore the best way to become part of the group is to get as many items of clothing, as many tattoos, and as many piercings as possible so people KNOW he's part of the kool kids klub and everyone loves him or bigots fear him for it (good evil dichotomy in cartoons). He purchases these (consoom) so he can be with others and feel more connected, and get extra credit and admiration for being the biggest queer with the most queer things collected and everyone thinks he's cool for it.


TL;DR: Kevin is buying his way into having the most cool toys at the nerd meet up so he is beloved by all and anyone who hates him is jealous they ain't gay enough/have transformers themselves. But replace toys with body mods and tats.
 
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Sure Kev.
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Sure Kev.
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It annoys me, probably more than it should, when people like Kevvie who publish a near constant commentary on their own lives claim they have stalkers.

Genuine stalking ranges from sad fuckers just monitoring some other random but never engaging so therefore never becoming a problem or even noticed, to insane but equally sad fuckers who invade and menace some poor random or celebrity’s life.

Making your own activities available for anyone with a smartphone to follow anonymously means you should expect comment and criticism from randoms.
Just because they don’t give you the positivity and and validation you crave doesn’t make them stalkers and is insulting and disrespectful to the victims of the latter kind of dangerous stalker.

Kevvie is just a gormless self absorbed piece of shit. If he had been born even ten years earlier he probably would be homeless or in prison by now.
 
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Flamin Park said:
It's probably more him refusing to get a job or do absolutely anything useful. Can you imagine coming home to see neckbeard kev look up from drawing furry hentai to say 'me want tendies' and then going back to drawing?
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This. It was way back in the early days of the thread, within the first 500 posts or so, and I'm having trouble finding it, but I distinctly remember Kevin mentioning a list of house rules or an agreement or something like that that his ex made him agree to. I want to say it mentioned doing assigned chores and not buying too much plastic crap. Can't remember if it was from when they were still engaged, though, or from Kevin's cuck phase after he and his ex had broken off their engagement but were still living together along with the ex's then boyfriend (and current husband).

In short, Kevin has always been an incorrigible manchild, and his ex finally got fed up with it and gave him the heave-ho.
 
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Kev seems a lil glum in his selfies nowadays, dont he?
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he's changed from The Classic angle, to lower down, more jowly, eyebrows less jaunted, & less effort into holding his head in such a way that it doesn't disappear into his neck, also just too many muscles to pull up a smile.

I wonder if he has considerably more grease and spots on his one shoulder, from having his straw hair always on it?

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ohhhh! he's trying to hide the horizon of his baldness, or at least trick the angle a bit so we cant quite see the curvature levels
 
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AfghanBlue said:
Kev seems a lil glum in his selfies nowadays, dont he?
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he's changed from The Classic angle, to lower down, more jowly, eyebrows less jaunted, & less effort into holding his head in such a way that it doesn't disappear into his neck, also just too many muscles to pull up a smile.

I wonder if he has considerably more grease and spots on his one shoulder, from having his straw hair always on it?

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ohhhh! he's trying to hide the horizon of his baldness, or at least trick the angle a bit so we cant quite see the curvature levels
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To be fair to the second picture there's obviously worse lighting throwing harsh shadows on his face which certainly doesn't help. He's definitely 100% more bald than when I started following him in 2021 though.
 
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