Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

This makes me want to say a prayer. No one deserves this:

icancook​	PULL THE PENIS OUT WHITE BOY . IT IS ON
icancook​	COME ON
icancook​	I WILL ROCK YOUR WORLD
icancook​	I AM GONNA PROBABLY MARRY ONE OF YOU

Simping for a VTuber is bad, but cartoons are different:

kpklukken​

yep. though my favorite is still scooby-doo

DnLMentors​	going top[lay nice and jsut say iliked velma. chick with glasses and a brain
MykLikesTacos​	You know Velma low key has a great set. Never seen the sun.

TheMildOne​

Velma could get it. The cheer skirt....booty...mmmm

kpklukken​	then they turned velma black and gay. what a waste
DnLMentors​	please she wore the sweater to hide the bobs

Some sanity regarding Vtubers going independent:

Spoiler: Business knowledge

DnLMentors​

this day and age.. start your own channel

aCompleteRandom​

Sure, start your own channel. Except that the management company has the right to 100% of your social presence. Or did you think their contracts were any different than Daily Wire contracts? So when one of these vtuber fags gets fired, their social media just gets passed to another person. How are you going to claim that you were such and such vtuber and have people believe you and follow you when that vtuber is still live?

DnLMentors​

In theory they are there for the personality as much as the toon. i dont know dont watch them. but again you should have a lawyer look over the contract. and so tired of Market standard contract. get better at negotiations

Tim_M​

well for one I made myself indispensable, meaning I know my shit and do it well. Also i didn't play around i worked hard and payed off everything i had before i was 35. I didn't waste my money. I dont feel sorry for these VTUBERS they signed contracts to give 50% away which is stupid. also with a few thousand followers they could have a locals account and live very well. Do the math. even with taxes they would be was better off solo. So no I dont feel for them one bit. In 2023

aCompleteRandom​	It depends on the management company they're using. Most of them are like DW. When you superchat Candace Owens, she doesn't get that money. DW does. Most of these faggots are predatory as fuck. And they play it like, "Oh, but we'll make you famous.
aCompleteRandom​	Just be our slave for a few years and it'll be great!" With vtubers, that never ends. Because THEY own the cartoon and it's associated account. Not the person playing the role. So if the vtuber makes a fuss? They can be fired and replaced literally overnight.

DnLMentors​

Sounds like a business' investment to me...

Manlet simps for a pretend conserva-thot but rails against Vtuber:

Spoiler: A/B test

Compare:

Andrew_Wahoo​

Vtubers make tons of money because their fans simp so hard for them.

Andrew_Wahoo​	Their contracts aren't their bread and butter, it's super chats.
Andrew_Wahoo​	This is what phase fails to understand. They think people are there to see them. They aren't, they're just an ends to a means.

Then:

Andrew_Wahoo​

Melonie Mac says all creeps in her insta story replies are getting exposed, and blocked. She had one dude who looked like the Unabomber say he needed a god fearing girlfriend yadda yadda yadda. Shit was wild

Andrew_Wahoo​

Melonie cut off all of her sponsors so she can say whatever she wants. Countdown to N-word starts now.

Andrew_Wahoo​	Melonie Mac just cut ties with all her sponsors so she can say faggot on Twitter.
Andrew_Wahoo​	She said nia the other day. She's gonna say nigger one day, and Twitter will melt.

Get better investing, Millennials!

Spoiler: Just make money!

Tim_M​

I know someone personally that makes around 25k a year and is putting away 300 a month, investing. young but working towards a goal. in todays market. The problem with young people is they think they need things they don't. don't worry about the jones now worry about building so you are in good shat in mid to late 30s. don't have to eat out every day ETC ETC.

aCompleteRandom​

Right. So you fully utilized your younger years to make something of yourself before inflation turned everything to shit. Now you're judging people who didn't have that chance.

aCompleteRandom​	So if they put away $300/month, a half million dollar house will only require ~1800 months to afford. Good for them. Sounds like a route to success!
DnLMentors​	Problem with Schools is they do not teach business and money management now its racism and secual gender.

Tim_M​

omg you are dumb they are working toward better life, you have to start some where. he is doing this while going to school learning a trade. And yes with right investment you can make pretty good money. if your smart you can make money with your credit.

Tim_M​

Also if you are paying that for your first house they move 20 miles out of the city. FFS half mil for your first home is what dumb people do.

Tim_M​

Also if you are paying that for your first house they move 20 miles out of the city. FFS half mil for your first home is what dumb people do.

Tim_M​

half mil could buy a few properties and leverage them to make money. 500k for down payments on loans and upgrades. I could make tones of money with that and have good monthly income easy.

aCompleteRandom​	See, here's what you're missing: minimum rent for an apartment anywhere in say the Portland Oregon area is in excess of $1000/month. That's for a garbage 500 square foot box. Now, that $25K/month you quoted, $5K is gone instantly for taxes. So, of the $20K remaining, 12K is gone.
aCompleteRandom​	Utilities (internet, electric, phone, whatever) is going to eat up at LEAST $100/month extra. $8K is now down to $6.8K. We have not addressed transportation, food, clothing, or anything else. So you're using this friend as an example of fiscal responsibility. Meanwhile I'm wondering just how rural of an area it is that $25K/year is even a livable salary.

DnLMentors​

Bah but 25K a year and in your 20's yeah do something stop complaining for them

 

[AnOminous]

Who was his client and why would he take him pro bono if the dude was a scumbag?

Her. An embezzler who ripped off a lot of people and wrecked their livings.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Tim_M

well for one I made myself indispensable, meaning I know my shit and do it well. Also i didn't play around i worked hard and payed off everything i had before i was 35. I didn't waste my money. I dont feel sorry for these VTUBERS they signed contracts to give 50% away which is stupid. also with a few thousand followers they could have a locals account and live very well. Do the math. even with taxes they would be was better off solo. So no I dont feel for them one bit. In 2023

I can't believe Shame Nopes found his way into nick's locals.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Damn, this is a lot of tweets nick has been making the past few hours. Lots of cope of him telling himself that he is still a huge ytber. But what's going on that's making him tweet this much?

 

[Spaded Dave]

Damn, this is a lot of tweets nick has been making the past few hours. Lots of cope of him telling himself that he is still a huge ytber. But what's going on that's making him tweet this much?

Would you mind archiving for the amusement of those of us who aren't going to create a Twitter account just to bypass Elon's security whims?

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Would you mind archiving for the amusement of those of us who aren't going to create a Twitter account just to bypass Elon's security whims?

Dude there's so many of them and he's STILL tweeting. I can only capture from his replies tab because going even deeper up each separate tweet for more context would make it even longer.

Read the tweets in each picture from the bottom up because it's time line based.

Spoiler: WARNING. HUGE.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Dude there's so many of them and he's STILL tweeting. I can only capture from his replies tab because going even deeper up each separate tweet for more context would make it even longer.

Nice job taking the screenshots but I think you're missing what may be the precipitating Tweet. This is from 11 hours ago according to Twitter, so I think if Nick saw this tweet it may have been what prompted the day long freakout by Rekieta about this guy relying on "silly internet fantasies".

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Nice job taking the screenshots but I think you're missing what may be the precipitating Tweet. This is from 11 hours ago according to Twitter, so I think this may have been what prompted the day long freakout by Rekieta about this guy relying on "silly internet fantasies".

Yeah, I intentionally just took the screenshots of the tweets that are only from these windows of hours. Because essentially Nick has been sitting on his ass tweeting on this for nearly 6 hours. Also, I uploaded the files one by one in order but KF still messed the order up and I can't/don't want to fix it cause it's like wresting with Nick...as in I don't want to touch him at all.

 

[IRC Moron]

Nice job taking the screenshots but I think you're missing what may be the precipitating Tweet. This is from 11 hours ago according to Twitter, so I think if Nick saw this tweet it may have been what prompted the day long freakout by Rekieta about this guy relying on "silly internet fantasies".

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I don't know this Matt fella and as far as I know, he kills puppies. But this is so funny. Just fucking dunking on Cuckieta

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Does looking up Nick on google really brings up the degen stuff? I did it on my end and it's still a fairly normal search result. Bogus, but normal.

 

[Swole McPole]

MrStirFry99

V tuber fans are weird as fuck-

StacyN	More drama than a girls softball team
aloTripleDs	da fuck is a v tuber
cooon	Legal vices sounds like he jerks it to v tubers

Jesus wept, these people are insane. I get that vtubers are weird, you'll get no disagreement out of me on that score, but these people are at least as weird as they are.

Nick only has to fart and Locals will immediately be filled with a group of people, earnestly discussing how the timbre of the fart was akin to the sound of a Stradivari cello and the melody he performed on his instrument was reminiscent of an evening at the London Philharmonic. The odour was a cross between honeysuckle and gardenias. Chanel should make him an offer to be allowed to synthesize it and sell it as a unisex perfume.

If he ever wants to make real money, he should find a way to pack his shit into tubes because these halfwits would pay through the nose for the privilege of using it for toothpaste

 

[AnOminous]

Dude there's so many of them and he's STILL tweeting. I can only capture from his replies tab because going even deeper up each separate tweet for more context would make it even longer.

Lol he's gone full Tomlinson. He literally can't let even the most low effort autistic bait just lie. Wtf is wrong with this nerd?

Muh likes, muh preshuns. Things that really matter in the real world.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

So this is his endgame? Go on a 6hr twitter fight so he can fellate others to appear angelic?

 

[Spaded Dave]

So this is his endgame? Go on a 6hr twitter fight so he can fellate others to appear angelic?

Spoiler

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God damn Rekieta has become such a self-important cuck. The speed and scale of his decline continues to impress me. A 6 hour Twitter slap fight would be embarrassing and reek of insecurity on a normal day, but it's 4th of July. Shouldn't he be busy with...literally anything else? Is his life really that empty that he has nothing better to do on a holiday with his family?

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

A 6 hour Twitter slap fight would be embarrassing and reek of insecurity on a normal day, but it's 4th of July. Shouldn't he be busy with...literally anything else? Is his life really that empty that he has nothing better to do on a holiday with his family?

He REALLY REALLY  hates his own family.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Godwinson is also on an unhinged tweet streak today. What did some MK Ultra code word get said? Is it the heat?

 

[Maude Snew]

Lol he's gone full Tomlinson. He literally can't let even the most low effort autistic bait just lie. Wtf is wrong with this nerd?

Muh likes, muh preshuns. Things that really matter in the real world.

So what you're saying is Drexel farted in his wife's vagina. That's pretty gross but less gross than the pissing on teenagers.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Rekieta is still going on Twitter responding to random people..

Plus Ralph, who thanked Rekieta for naming him as an influence and invited him back on the Killstream.

 

[AnOminous]

Is his life really that empty that he has nothing better to do on a holiday with his family?

He hates his kids and gets cucked by his wife. He has nothing better to do today than cope and seethe and argue with people he says are nobodies. Well if so why is he spending hours chimping at them?

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Nick's kids are going to be really disappointed he didn't pour himself out of bed at 3pm in a grouchy mood like he usually does. Who is going to make his famous 4th of July Ramen and sweet tea now?