DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[FraudFrog]

*the below post is retarded, I’m too beers in and baking on my deck this hot summer July day.

You all must of heard of they “Dead Internet” theory, I saw a YouTube video on it a few days ago that refreshed my memory of it.

Now imagine you’re Phil, and 90% of your social interactions are through the internet. I doubt Phil even heard of this theory, and I’m going to assume he hasn’t. Unconsciously, in some dark lizard brain corner of his mind, he may not acknowledge that his chat, his twitter followers, the comments, are even real.

If that’s what his subconscious believes, what kind of warped perception of reality does he actually have?

Imagine if you actually did not believe the people around you (online) were real. That it’s all NPCs that still manage to give you money, what kind of damage does that do to a person.

Maybe that’s what’s going on with Phil, to him, the KiwiFarts aren’t actually real people posting 10,000 pages talking about him every minute. R/Dspdiscussion5 are not even neckbeard losers, this are just bots reposting and reposting.

Of course he’s always taken out of Kahntext, those robots aren’t smart enough to fully understand the point he’s trying to make.

It’s not “they’re all detractors”, heis subconscious is screaming “It’s a Detractor”.

To him we’re all one singular entity. Programmed to make content out of him.

 

[rugdoctor]

Also to be found on the comments of this video, the most dented of detractors:
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WTF is this vaguely threatening comment? How was interacting with Phil bad in any way for the Side Scroller podcast? Didn't they gain a huge amount of superchats and views?

I wonder if the unedited version of this comment was even more retarded?

Man this dude really makes me embarrassed by even the vaguest hint of association (we both hate DSP). If anyone wants to start detracting Doody I'll be all-in on that.

Doody might as well align himself with the dent heads. He acts like he is the lore keeper; giving off those Fred Fuchs vibes.

The fag is so quick to push out any narrative, barely puts in any research and fucks it into oblivion. He spams the fucking algorithm as much as Phil with nonsense. Then when he gets called out, he just jokingly uses the "I did nothing wrong" meme shit.

He's a 47 year old retard that has more in common with DSP than he realizes.

Edit: spelling

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Doody might as well align himself with the dent heads. He's acts like he is the lore keeper; giving off those Fred Fuchs vibes.

Doody and his clan just spam out trash videos because they're easy money, and he wants to gatekeep newer people from disrupting the easy money.

 

[Malcolm Tucker]

So after all the things Phil said and done over the years, THOSE examples he listed are what made him go "enough is enough"?

What a strange man Keith is.

It's the same with every dent. Phil could run over someone with his car and they would defend him. But say their favourite waifu is ugly? Expect a blood fued.

 

[Cats]

Phil's arms and torso look positively shrunken. It looks like he is wasting away.



He looks like what Ricky Berwick would probably look like if he didn't have that cripple medical condition that makes him all fucked up and mutated looking.

 

[Corpun]

Watching an old restream of a reACKt event. According to Phil, Barber Poles aren't a convicing illusion because they are in glass and flat.

Uhhh yeah, this is what a flat ahbject looks like dood!

 

[Balr0g]

WPig went over the thread for Phil's summer party when he was in conneticut. Just take a look at the consoles and games he has to offer

Jesus H christ what is this shit? How much money did he sink into consoles, games and other stuff???

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

WPig went over the thread for Phil's summer party when he was in conneticut. Just take a look at the consoles and games he has to offer

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Jesus H christ what is this shit? How much money did he sink into consoles, games and other stuff???

How sad is it that Phil bought all of this to impress people, but in the end, he's such a sack of dogshit personality-wise that no one could stand him. And yet, HE KEPT DOING IT. He probably eventually realized that people were tired of his shit, and in typical Phil fashion, instead of looking at himself and trying to fix himself, he blamed others. Now he's a hermit shut-in.

Bravo, Phil.

Phil's arms and torso look positively shrunken. It looks like he is wasting away.

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He looks like what Ricky Berwick would probably look like if he didn't have that cripple medical condition that makes him all fucked up and mutated looking.

Except Phil is fucked up and mutated looking, just not as severe. Also, Phil would probably kill for Ricky's scooter.

 

[Corpun]

How sad is it that Phil bought all of this to impress people, but in the end, he's such a sack of dogshit personality-wise that no one could stand him. And yet, HE KEPT DOING IT. He probably eventually realized that people were tired of his shit, and in typical Phil fashion, instead of looking at himself and trying to fix himself, he blamed others. Now he's a hermit shut-in.

Bravo, Phil.



Except Phil is fucked up and mutated looking, just not as severe. Also, Phil would probably kill for Ricky's scooter.

It warms my heart knowing most of these people probably realized how weird and sad Phil was even back then. Part of me wonders if, just like Bob paying girls to hang out with Chris, Dave was paying these guys to be friends with his socially stunted NEET son.

Also the fact he probably bought all this shit on credit cards with no real plan on how to pay it back.

 

[Balr0g]

To be a bit fair to Phil I also still have most of my old consoles (though my PS1 croacked along time ago) But not this huge pile. And among them are also the PS2's that got him fired from Best Buy (thouth I suspect that was just a pretext to get rid of him) Also at the end of that WPig episode they took a look at his old SRK forum posts and as soon as he inserted himself in some conversations they all dogpiled on him. He was already despised before any of the TIHYDP started. And he wonders why he is basically the laughingstock of the Internet.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

How sad is it that Phil bought all of this to impress people, but in the end, he's such a sack of dogshit personality-wise that no one could stand him. And yet, HE KEPT DOING IT. He probably eventually realized that people were tired of his shit, and in typical Phil fashion, instead of looking at himself and trying to fix himself, he blamed others. Now he's a hermit shut-in.

Bravo, Phil.

I've seen his kind before back during this period of time and earlier and Dave's is classified as that one person in a clique that's a friend of a friend and you wouldn't invite them to stuff because they were the first to go into what he does here with the twink fighter and jewfro remark those people were either like whatever man I'm too stoned or drunk to care or they talk behind his back about him not laying off the faggot or race remarks all the time and who keeps letting it slip out we're doing shit and now we gotta invite him.

 

[Gramh]

To be a bit fair to Phil I also still have most of my old consoles (though my PS1 croacked along time ago) But not this huge pile. And among them are also the PS2's that got him fired from Best Buy (thouth I suspect that was just a pretext to get rid of him) Also at the end of that WPig episode they took a look at his old SRK forum posts and as soon as he inserted himself in some conversations they all dogpiled on him. He was already despised before any of the TIHYDP started. And he wonders why he is basically the laughingstock of the Internet.

Collecting games is fine, the hobby is enjoyable especially if you have nostalgia for it. The problem with DSP doing it is he doesn't have these things for the love of the hobby, he's like a weird human cuckoo that is trying desperately to emulate normal human behavior with none of the passion.

Case in point, doing his house tours to show off his figures and expensive indie art etc. to show people how well off he is and how much of a cool rich gamer dude he and you can tell in how he describes things so blandly like "here's my chun li statue, super hot right?" instead of "the sculpt was done by _____ and they made __ amount of these and this is really special to me because ______" like I could do with each bit of dumb merch and each game sitting in my house.

One part side tangent and one part on point to that, didn't he keep doing the house tours even after he got doxed and his electricity got messed with? If yes it goes to further that DSP needs, absolutely needs, everyone to think well of him. (The side tangent being it's odd that he has been completely comfortable letting people know things about him and his life if he feels it is beneficial for him to do so but this Champions thing is a danger to his family even though realistically the only thing provided would be his Apple ID at most which he should have 2FA to easily protect himself so he just doesn't want people to know precisely how many games he throws money away on but that's neither here nor there.)

He probably comes off extremely materialistic to people which is why he's always had such a hard time with friends and why people like Howard and the Pack were annoyed that they were getting stiffed for Project 7 because DSP showed himself off as a passionless open wallet and they couldn't square that with them getting snubbed.

Or I'm a dumb faggot who overthinks this shit. That too.

 

[MAWBD2]

Seems like hell actually froze over, yeah, because KGhaleon is distancing himself from DSP and asked to be unmodded from the forums:

KGayleon is a fucking subhuman piece of shit. He was white knighting the pigroach for ages despite the overwhelming evidence that he scams viewers for sweaty men JPGs. He was defending his master despite knowing that pigroach was lying constantly. But hey, the Side Scrollers interview broke the camel's back? He is an enabler like the three letter faggot.

 

[AIKA]

WPig went over the thread for Phil's summer party when he was in conneticut. Just take a look at the consoles and games he has to offer

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Jesus H christ what is this shit? How much money did he sink into consoles, games and other stuff???

>Laptop with an emulated arcade ST and Third Strike.

Yet a decade later, laptops are still unable to emulate 3S and stream it.

 

[Gramh]

>Laptop with an emulated arcade ST and Third Strike.

Yet a decade later, laptops are still unable to emulate 3S and stream it.

He's gotta have that 3k future proof PC to play Fightcade online dude, to protect his family.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Collecting games is fine, the hobby is enjoyable especially if you have nostalgia for it. The problem with DSP doing it is he doesn't have these things for the love of the hobby, he's like a weird human cuckoo that is trying desperately to emulate normal human behavior with none of the passion.

Case in point, doing his house tours to show off his figures and expensive indie art etc. to show people how well off he is and how much of a cool rich gamer dude he and you can tell in how he describes things so blandly like "here's my chun li statue, super hot right?" instead of "the sculpt was done by _____ and they made __ amount of these and this is really special to me because ______" like I could do with each bit of dumb merch and each game sitting in my house.

Yeah, you can't really call what he had a collection, it was more like an accumulation. A lot of the gaymer statues he bought he got of characters that he doesn't really give a shit about, like Medic from TF2. Same with his movie accumulation, he let it slip that he'd just buy a bunch of movies whenever he was out which caused him to have a bunch of dupes. The only collectible piggy probably cares about is that signed picture of the sweaty man CM Punk that he has, I think it was a limited edition of 100 numbered copies.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Prestream copecast summary so far:

Bitch, bitch, bitch.

Beg.

"Why is no one talking to me?"

"Any questions?"

And of course, it's Gamecucker with the sole tip so far.

Also, remember how Phil said that he was thinking of dressing nicer for his streams per his audience's suggestion? Guess how that worked out? I guess "disheveled unshaven drunk" is considered "nice".

 

[Comma]

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Phil got stream sniped by a Luke named "Ahnline Khambos" and got completely destroyed, then the very next match was against a Guile who got a double perfect. He's been pretty salty.

 

[Inafune Fanfiction]

Isn't the nonsense plot of "Dave the Diver" how philbert describes his life leading up to EVO?
Hopefully he plays it. Button mashing is a huge mechanic in it.