DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Diaphone dropped his video on DSP.

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In a shocking turn of events, a wild hungover Philhog appears in the comment section, where he takes responsibility for his mistakes that were showcased in the video, and expresses his DSPositive vibes towards Diaphone. Of course, the replies to Phil's comment aren't as pahsitive towards the dood who has done absolutely nothing wrong and just wants to have fun and play video games.
 
Old footage of Phil in the wild at an actual pool party - walking around talking to himeself

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When you watch these old videos of Phil hanging out with his friends and joking around it really shows just how depressing and empty Phil's current life really is. 41 years old without a single friend, a loveless sexless sham marriage with an autistic, the one woman he truly loved gone forever never coming back. Despite making well over 100k for the past 12 years or so he has no savings and is still living paycheck to paycheck. If Phil wasn't such a hideous human I might pity him because fuck man if I woke up in his shoes I would put a gun in my mouth.
 
The busiest thread on DPS's forums is now reading like a literal Kiwi Farms thread. These are long-time fans, mind you, who have been unironically defending him for over a decade. Looks like his recent bullshittery with the TOTK playthrough really was the straw that broke the camel's back.
Hol the fuck up, is that KuckGhaleon turning on Phil? Well shit, hell must have frozen over.
 
How do you know when you finally made it as a streamer? DSP gives you the DEAR SIR treatment. How do you know you made it big? He gives your backhanded compliments and goes on cope rants while giving you the dear sir treatment.
Yup reading that comment on the video he pulled out the classic Phil-ism of I can be good at games if I want to be and honorable gamer syndrome. He was only trying out that character for the first time and everyone else was a bunch of midsafe mashing scrubs so he's better than them because they barely won while only picked the character up and is playing at a plat level to a bunch of fucking parents basment living part time jahb scrub losers.
 
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In a shocking turn of events, a wild hungover Philhog appears in the comment section, where he takes responsibility for his mistakes that were showcased in the video, and expresses his DSPositive vibes towards Diaphone. Of course, the replies to Phil's comment aren't as pahsitive towards the dood who has done absolutely nothing wrong and just wants to have fun and play video games.
Also Phil whines that his detractors are flooding the video with "toxic comments" That is strange I am scrolling through them and the majoprity says "Great breakdown" or "I learned a lot" Phil lies through his rotting teeth to gain sympathy. The eternal victim
 
The busiest thread on DPS's forums is now reading like a literal Kiwi Farms thread. These are long-time fans, mind you, who have been unironically defending him for over a decade. Looks like his recent bullshittery with the TOTK playthrough really was the straw that broke the camel's back.

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Hol the fuck up, is that KuckGhaleon turning on Phil? Well shit, hell must have frozen over.

Seems like hell actually froze over, yeah, because KGhaleon is distancing himself from DSP and asked to be unmodded from the forums:

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A reaction from another unironic fan, basically calling DSP mentally ill:

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Archive: https://archive.is/IjyKs


DSP being his own worst enemy once again, and no one saw this coming.

At the time of typing this, he has been on a massive rant about TOTK for over 20 minutes and counting, shitting on anyone and everyone. I think this might be one of those moments where some unironic fans actually draw the line and turn against him.
 
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Diaphone dropped his video on DSP.

Also to be found on the comments of this video, the most dented of detractors:
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WTF is this vaguely threatening comment? How was interacting with Phil bad in any way for the Side Scroller podcast? Didn't they gain a huge amount of superchats and views?

I wonder if the unedited version of this comment was even more retarded?

Man this dude really makes me embarrassed by even the vaguest hint of association (we both hate DSP). If anyone wants to start detracting Doody I'll be all-in on that.
 
A new dent maybe? enters the dspverse. Verified Youtuber named 'Metatron' with 786k subscribers.

Phil vets him on stream: https://youtu.be/Jg9LODd81AA

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Seeing Metatron in relation to DSP is the last thing I expected. It's a great historical channel with some based takes opposing woke academia's attempts to rewrite history lately.
He has another channel with a linguistic focus, since he himself is Italian, who learned and taught English, Japanese (lived there for a while too) and possibly more. He's a bit of a weeb and a HEMA enjoyer.
He has a dramatic flair to him that some might find cringe, but I got over it eventually. He's fairly knowledgeable and makes decent content.

Metatron probably just saw him randomly playing the game he was interested in or something and found it entertaining enough to sub, doubt he's aware for all the drama or who DSP is, but I get the feeling it's only a matter of time.
 
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Also to be found on the comments of this video, the most dented of detractors:
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WTF is this vaguely threatening comment? How was interacting with Phil bad in any way for the Side Scroller podcast? Didn't they gain a huge amount of superchats and views?

I wonder if the unedited version of this comment was even more retarded?

Man this dude really makes me embarrassed by even the vaguest hint of association (we both hate DSP). If anyone wants to start detracting Doody I'll be all-in on that.
Doody should really count his blessings DSP is still around. Trolls would be the first to turn on guys like him and suprcrzy for being dented fags much like the cyraxx community now and wings trolls of the past if Phil finally got bullied offline. Dude really is hard to listen to and arguable literally dumber than Phil, sans the personality disorders that DSP has.
 
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Die in the sty with a sigh - Phil becomes increasingly irrelevant until he dies on stream. Like a desiccated corpse in Bloodborne, he remains slumped over in his chair for all eternity leaving behind only a shred of a mad mans knowledge.
If Phil strokes out and dies on stream I hope it is a point where his relevancy has sunken deeper than any of us could imagine and Pajeet just lets his stream stay up for eternity while we watch the SnortFort decay around his mortal remains.
n the Dent Sea Scrolls segment from TBS they mention a post Phil made on his forums about “chasing around 15 year old girls at the mall”.
Going to give Phil a pass on this. This is just his whole weirdo sexuality coiping he used to have. Same shit with the hot latinas and college chicks that all wanted to fuck him. All of it is basically him coping with the fact he was 99% likely a shut-in virgin loser until he manipulated Panda (Legal or not legal).
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Funny this gets posted. I was going to ask if anyone knew where this video was. It's hilarious watching him waddle around like a retard and not understand how to interact with people. You can really tell he only hung around with these people at tourneys and arcades and shit.
The difference is that teenage Phil and 41 year old Phil are almost indistinguishable, aside from the way they talk about women.
TopHaters Phil would not even fuck Khet in HER POOP CHUTE!!!
A new dent maybe? enters the dspverse. Verified Youtuber named 'Metatron' with 786k subscribers.

Phil vets him on stream: https://youtu.be/Jg9LODd81AA
Not a dent, just a sword sperg who hates woke shit. Probably wandered in accidentally. Worst case scenario he does get put into pignosis, but from what I've watched of him he has enough sense to realize what person Phil is.

Looks like we know what Phil will be reacting to now though. He's found his new JoonTheKing to milk.
Did Phil delete his comment on that video, doesn't seem to show any more?
I assume he deleted it since he whined about how mentally ill all the commenters were making detractor jokes in the comments. I think we all know by now Phil hates any space he can't control interactions, and other people's comment sections are one of those.
 
Seems like hell actually froze over, yeah, because KGhaleon is distancing himself from DSP and asked to be unmodded from the forums:

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A reaction from another unironic fan, basically calling DSP mentally ill:

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Archive: https://archive.is/IjyKs


DSP being his own worst enemy once again, and no one saw this coming.
So after all the things Phil said and done over the years, THOSE examples he listed are what made him go "enough is enough"?

What a strange man Keith is.
 
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