More post-jail sightings megathread

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Apparently a friend of someone involved with the Cwcki Official Discord Server saw Chris today.
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yknow, that has got to be THE most flattering and coherent outfit he has ever worn
he even dyed his hair properly
he just looks like a frumpy fat normie woman from the back now, itd be hilarous if someone approached going "OH MAH GAWSH CHRIS CHAN" and its just a completely different person like some fuckin cartoon

 

[FinnSven]

I thought that too at first, or that he would be trying to cover anything like that with his socks. But....This is Chris we are talking about. When has Junior Jenkins ever really done anything sensible?

I agree, it looks like some sort of GPS tracker.

It might be a fitness tracker which he put on to record his steps, or it might just be a commercial GPS tracker which the home make him wear on his trips out so they know where he is.

It probably isn't a court ordered one, as has been pointed out, they are basically locked to the individual, not over a sock, and are usually larger as they need a bigger battery, more trackers and motion sensors, and other nubbins to make sure that the wearer behaves.

If it is a fitness or home ordered tracker, then I would hazard a guess that Chris being Chris prefers to wear it on his ankle rather than his wrist.

Edit:

Also, if it was a court ordered tracker, then there would be more sightings of Chris.
Generally speaking, when people are given those trackers, they are expected to find work, attend education/rehabilitation, and do other activities to demonstrate they are trying to reenter society.

Chris doesn't appear to have such requirements, and is probably exempt from them for now due to being , well, Chris.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

I agree, it looks like some sort of GPS tracker.

It might be a fitness tracker which he put on to record his steps, or it might just be a commercial GPS tracker which the home make him wear on his trips out so they know where he is.

It probably isn't a court ordered one, as has been pointed out, they are basically locked to the individual, not over a sock, and are usually larger as they need a bigger battery, more trackers and motion sensors, and other nubbins to make sure that the wearer behaves.

If it is a fitness or home ordered tracker, then I would hazard a guess that Chris being Chris prefers to wear it on his ankle rather than his wrist.

Edit:

Also, if it was a court ordered tracker, then there would be more sightings of Chris.
Generally speaking, when people are given those trackers, they are expected to find work, attend education/rehabilitation, and do other activities to demonstrate they are trying to reenter society.

Chris doesn't appear to have such requirements, and is probably exempt from them for now due to being , well, Chris.

This is what I'm leaning towards too. I don't think it's a court-ordered thing, I think it's some similar device probably required by the home he's in. The fact that it's over the sock rules out court/government radio device and I think those are probably all old shitty tech, this is probably something a little newer and less intrusive that they probably put on and off before his outings of wherever he goes to work.

I also suspect that CWC, whatever bit of labor they gave him, is not publicly-facing work. I suspect they understand Chris's infamy and would not have placed him where the public would find or interact with him. There are so many different businesses that partner with programs for disabled adults and Chris could be doing anything as long as it's very simple work and their standards are very low. He is most certainly in some place for physically and mentally disabled adults and they are going to do everything to keep him from interacting with the public and reinforcing his bullshit. Too bad they can't treat him properly due to the times we live in, regarding the tranny shit. Despite that being a clear extension of his mental illness they will just validate that shit.

Good god, I remember telling people about CWC the fucking early days when he was still wearing The Classic and was producing his "TO THE MOON!"-style content. Every time I thought this guy's 15 minutes of infamy was over he'd leapfrog himself. Fast forward and this dude went trans, fucked his mother, and was hauled to court. The Internet and neglectful parenting is a hell of a drug. Sometimes I'll be taking a shit or something and it randomly hits me how weird the CWC saga just keeps getting.

 

[OKRowling]

There is a similar blue stripe on the other sock, but that sock is not pulled up as tight so it's partly obscured.

There is fuck all point putting a tag on him if he can go to the shops on his own.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

His arms and legs are not visibly fat. Maybe I was wrong to expect him to be chunkier. At least it's clear he hasn't gained weight since the arrest.

 

[Burd Turglar]

I agree, it looks like some sort of GPS tracker.

It might be a fitness tracker which he put on to record his steps, or it might just be a commercial GPS tracker which the home make him wear on his trips out so they know where he is.

It probably isn't a court ordered one, as has been pointed out, they are basically locked to the individual, not over a sock, and are usually larger as they need a bigger battery, more trackers and motion sensors, and other nubbins to make sure that the wearer behaves.

If it is a fitness or home ordered tracker, then I would hazard a guess that Chris being Chris prefers to wear it on his ankle rather than his wrist.

Edit:

Also, if it was a court ordered tracker, then there would be more sightings of Chris.
Generally speaking, when people are given those trackers, they are expected to find work, attend education/rehabilitation, and do other activities to demonstrate they are trying to reenter society.

Chris doesn't appear to have such requirements, and is probably exempt from them for now due to being , well, Chris.

If it was some sort of a tracker or device, why would he have two of them in the exact same area of each sock? It's just a striped sock and honestly the retard probably painted the stripe on. He's clearly not allowed any sort of internet access so you know he's going nuts and just autism art-ing everything he can.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

If it was some sort of a tracker or device, why would he have two of them in the exact same area of each sock? It's just a striped sock and honestly the retard probably painted the stripe on. He's clearly not allowed any sort of internet access so you know he's going nuts and just autism art-ing everything he can.

Or maybe the other stripe is the tracking device and he's folded it over to hide it, and has some fitbit/band around his other ankle to make it symmetrical to further "hide it." CWC tard logic.

There is fuck all point putting a tag on him if he can go to the shops on his own.

That's exactly the point. They want him to be functional, normal, and rehabilitated for normal society above all, best CWC can in his own CWC way. Part of CWC's treatment will be integration into normal society. This is the first time CWC has gotten real professional mental help, remember. He is a potential flight risk. I would be shocked if he did not have a monitoring device. The whole point of such a device would be so he could actually leave and still be monitored. The other stripe appears to be black so that actually could be a court-ordered tracking device. Hard to tell, maybe someone has other pictures. They definitely don't look like stripes on the socks, though.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

round here most workplaces, even if they do have a progrem to hire the mentally handicapped, can still vet the people theyre hiring, and i can imagine its the same in virginia
sure, you can partner with a home to bring in some slow in the mind to work, but youre probably still gonna look at someone like chris with his odd demeanor, choice of clothing and rambling about hedgehog gods, and have all the liberty to say "yknow what, no, not this one... bring me the guy in the wheelchair, ol no-legs-with-left-arm-steve, ill take him instead..."

 

[Burd Turglar]

Or maybe the other stripe is the tracking device and he's folded it over to hide it, and has some fitbit/band around his other ankle to make it symmetrical to further "hide it." CWC tard logic.

With all due respect, I think you're really reaching on this one. If anyone can conclusively prove me wrong, I'll gladly admit it. I did some serious CSI level enhancing and zoomed into the pic and the blue stripes don't even appear to be sticking out at all outside of a bulge of sock on a frumpy rapist. This leads me to an autistic rage of mine, if you're going to wear tall socks, pull them shits up or wear shorter socks FFS. If he tried, he couldn't look any more like a rapist.

 

[Glowie]

The only reason he and his group of merry idiots need to be shadowed by a guardian is so they don't leave the home.

They know about GameStop macing incident. Chris is on heavy medication on top of boys in looney vans have a tard wrangler near at all times to prevent incidents or in case a a log from Reddit recognises him and provokes Chris.

 

[Catloaf]

Holy shit, that blue is bright. Pretty sure they took him to a hairdresser for that. Chris chan is incapable of dying his hair by himself

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

Holy shit, that blue is bright. Pretty sure they took him to a hairdresser for that. Chris chan is incapable of dying his hair by himself

Not just blue. That's Sonic the Hedgehog blue.

Why would he be incapable of dying his own hair?

 

[Susanna]

Why would he be incapable of dying his own hair?

He hasn’t exactly been successful in the past. It is possible to mess dying up, and evidently he does. Probably one of the wranglers, or a fellow resident, handled it for him.

 

[Spine]

Holy shit, that blue is bright. Pretty sure they took him to a hairdresser for that. Chris chan is incapable of dying his hair by himself

Unless it's a place that's known for being "fun, unique, and experimental" (a nice coded way of saying they'll charge you out the ass), or a stylist just happens to have colors on-hand, this is the kind of blue a salon doesn't usually have.

Spoiler: Hair Sperging

There's exceptions, especially with how common vividly colored hair is now, but often that's still actual salons. Bleach and dyes aren't cheap, generally involve some kind kind of treatment after bleach or with the dye, and keep tone variance by doing some highlights and lowlights in the bleaching process. That teal you can see at the bottom of his ponytail is wash-out from not thoroughly pulling the dye through the areas with the most hair or the underside.

In addition, I know he's going for that sonichu look, but his hair looks unironically zapped. Not that I think Chris can maintain his hair, but it does at least look clean. Not to say he isn't using cheap shampoo and conditioner (provided he uses conditioner at all) or some godforsaken 2-in-1, but the destroyed ends seal it for me. I've never heard of a salon where they don't trim, color treatment or not, for the sake of overall hair health and because they don't want you leaving looking like they fried your hair. Even if he had it done by cosmetology students as some have theorized, a health trim is part of the basics.

Tl;dr: There's no way a stylist or salon did this

All that said, my money is on Chris having had someone that isn't a professional or a student help him bleach and dye his hair the first time, and now he's using this

Unicorn Hair in Mystic Electric Blue. It's $14 on Amazon, but a search of "where to buy" shows it's stocked at some Walmarts, and several stores you can commonly find at malls or in/near shopping outlets (Ulta, Forever 21, JCPenny, Sally's, and Target). It checks all the Chris-centric boxes.

It's a damn shame he may not be allowed to have things shipped to him for anonymity reasons if he's in a group home. We may have gotten to see CPU Goddess Blue Heart take a rest in the Inner Dimension fot the re-emergence of the True OG Sonichu himself! (Yeah its Tails' color, but you can't tell me Chris wouldn't lose his shit over a bright-ass golden orange like this)

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

So dyed it Sonic Blue himself, but with lots of handholding.
And yes that is Sonic Blue, even if Walmart calls it something else.

Before Chris transitioned, he fathered a child with Sonic you know.
One of those immaculate conception deals.

 

[Manly_Brony]

No wonder they put a tracking device on him. Looking like that is practically a badge of honor among certain people who tend to live in and around big cities. One could lose sight of him, especially during the yearly gayapalooza.

 

[AnOminous]

So dyed it Sonic Blue himself, but with lots of handholding.
And yes that is Sonic Blue, even if Walmart calls it something else.

I can think of something else it is that xes another Chris-Chan block.

 

[D_Tractor]

Another view of his latest appearance at the Walmart on hancock village st/hull st in Chesterfield:
The blue thing on his ankle definitely isn't just a stripe on the sock.



I'm guessing this is a badge for some convention he once attended?

Look how worn out the skirt is compared to May:

 

[JULAY]

Do they make tards who need them wear them 24 hours a day except when they shower, or do they take them off when they are in the home?

I was on house arrest once, you wear that shit 24 hours a day. The ankle bracelets are waterproof and shockproof.

At least it's clear he hasn't gained weight since the arrest.

It's almost impossible to gain weight in jail. You get exactly 2000 calories a day, and even if you have money on your books for comissary, they only let you buy so much stuff at one time.

 

[GrammaNazi]

The recent sighting has me convinced Chris is being monitored. I propose that Chris is wearing his sock under the ankle monitor to remove the "icky" feeling, or whatever the hell tards call it. We know his autism makes him feel uncomfortable with certain materials on his skin, as shown by the padding he uses on the sonichu medallion. He's not wearing the sock over the monitor to hide it like a normal convict would, because he has no shame.


The first sighting in early May. The blue band is on the right leg. Also note that the socks are pulled tight, showing 100% of the pattern.


Early June, seen pushing a woman in a wheelchair. Again, there is the band on his right leg. Different socks this time as there is no logo on the back.


Early July (notice a pattern of when the public outings occur?) There's the blue band on the right ankle.

I'm not saying this is a 24/7 state-monitored situation. This could be a group home rule where everyone going out in public gets a bracelet so they can't get "lost". Whoever it may be, Chris is being watched when he's out in public.

ETA: pic from @D_Tractor.