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Indiana Jones 5’ Underwhelms With $70 Million at International Box Office, ‘Spider-Verse’ Hits $600 Million Globally​



By Rebecca Rubin
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny” is stumbling in its box office debut, generating $70 million internationally and $130 million globally to start.

Those ticket sales wouldn’t be bad for a film aimed at older audiences, except for the fact that Disney and Lucasfilm spent $295 million before marketing to bring the fifth and final action-adventure, starring Harrison Ford, to the big screen. “Dial of Destiny” is posting similar numbers to Warner Bros. and DC’s misfire “The Flash,” which opened to $75 million internationally and $139 million globally but cost $100 million less to make. Both tentpoles are expected to lose money in their theatrical runs.

Outside of its underwhelming $60 million debut in North America, “Indiana Jones 5” had the biggest turnout in the United Kingdom ($8.9 million), France ($5.9 million), Japan ($4.7 million), Korea ($4.1 million) and Germany ($4.1 million).

“Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken,” a $70 million-budgeted family film from DreamWorks and Universal, also underwhelmed with $7.6 million from 67 markets. Along with $5.2 million in North America, the movie has grossed a dreary $12.5 million to date. Top overseas markets were Mexico ($1.2 million), the U.K. and Ireland ($1.09 million) and Spain ($643,000).

“Ruby Gillman” has stacked competition from kid-friendly films like Pixar’s “Elemental,” Sony’s “Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse” and “The Little Mermaid.” This weekend, those films each earned more (or roughly the same) amount as “Teenage Kraken” despite being released in theaters weeks prior.

“Elemental” added $29.8 million from 40 markets, bringing its overseas tally to $98 million and its global total to $186.8 million. Like “Indy 5,” the movie’s massive $200 million price tag makes it difficult to achieve profitability in its theatrical run.

Ditto the studio’s $250 million-budgeted “The Little Mermaid,” which collected $7.2 million from 52 markets in its sixth weekend of release. So far, the Disney remake has amassed $242.8 million internationally and $523.8 million worldwide.

“Spider-Verse,” already a theatrical winner, made $13.8 million from 63 markets over the weekend, enough to take the animated adventure past the $600 million mark globally. The comic book sequel has grossed $267.4 million overseas and $607.3 million worldwide.

Miles Morales, as Spider-Man is known in the “Spider-Verse,” has had far better success in selling tickets compared to “The Flash,” which added $11.4 million from 78 markets in its third weekend in theaters. The Warner Bros. and DC comic book adventure has generated $146 million overseas and $245.3 million to date.



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It looks like an awful CGI children's movie starring a repulsive stereotype for a protagonist.
I'm sorry, but both spiderverses are among the top 5 movies with best animation ever and easily the absolute pinnacle of computer animation.

Even accounting for opinions, calling it "awful cgi" is objectively retarded and makes you look like you're shitting on it just to shit on it.

If you hate that the protagonist is black, go out and say that, you're on A&H, nobody will judge you, but don't pretend that the animation is anything sort of stellar.
 
Well, there's still this:
Though the trailer says "George Lucas" and not LucasFilm, so perhaps they don't hold the rights to it?

FWIW, I don't get this movie's status as a cult classic at all. Which I've been told it is. I think it is just flat out awful.
God damn, Lea Thompson was such a nice piece of ass. Just adorable.

Never seen the movie, though. Looks like shit.
 
I'm sorry, but both spiderverses are among the top 5 movies with best animation ever and easily the absolute pinnacle of computer animation.

Even accounting for opinions, calling it "awful cgi" is objectively retarded and makes you look like you're shitting on it just to shit on it.

If you hate that the protagonist is black, go out and say that, you're on A&H, nobody will judge you, but don't pretend that the animation is anything sort of stellar.
The animation looks like a zoomer took a shit on the screen, flashy bright colours doesn't = good animation.
 
If you haven't watched it and you're shitting on it, stop that and check it out. It reminds you why spider man is one of the most loved super heroes of all time. And it doesn't shit on its past. Probably the most important thing about it.

I'm sorry, but both spiderverses are among the top 5 movies with best animation ever and easily the absolute pinnacle of computer animation.

Even accounting for opinions, calling it "awful cgi" is objectively retarded and makes you look like you're shitting on it just to shit on it.

If you hate that the protagonist is black, go out and say that, you're on A&H, nobody will judge you, but don't pretend that the animation is anything sort of stellar.
You two are defending this movie:
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I am never watching that. It is a blackwashed capeshit children's movie that looks like it was designed to boost ESG scores. What the fuck is wrong with you?
 
I've seen clips of Spiderverse 1 and it looks like its running at half the framerate. And its got that shitty corporate design look.
some of the characters run at half rate, others run at full 24p, the purpose is to show that their from different universes.
Did I wake up in the universe where Kiwi Farms has 1:1 crossover with Reddit?
you're whining about the skin color of some cartoon. you're literally a redditor. instead of "he's not black boooo" it's "he's not white boooooo"
 
some of the characters run at half rate, others run at full 24p, the purpose is to show that their from different universes.

you're whining about the skin color of some cartoon. you're literally a redditor. instead of "he's not black boooo" it's "he's not white boooooo"
He's not just a black dude, he straight up looks like a stereotype crafted by a corporation. He has a nose big enough to fit two planets.

Plus it's a fuckin' capeshit children's movie that you're aggressively defending, so I don't really know what else to say. Spiderman is lame. He seems to be an even stronger autism magnet than Sonic the Hedgehog and My Little Pony. I'd say it's just for little kids, but I didn't give a flying fuck about any superheroes when I was a kid, and I don't know how the entire planet isn't completely exhausted with superhero movies, after having at least one in theaters consistently for over 20 years now.

Of all the media franchises you could be into, of all the fields of interest, of all of time and space and history, all available to you free of charge thanks to the advent of the internet, why on Earth would you ever choose to watch a 2023 Spiderman cartoon?
 
You two are defending this movie:
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I am never watching that. It is a blackwashed capeshit children's movie that looks like it was designed to boost ESG scores. What the fuck is wrong with you?
I like how you link the cover as if that alone is a mic drop moment.

Yeah sorry to break it to you but you're gonna have to provide a better case for why the movie is bad than "IT HAS A NIGGER ON THE COVER!!!11!1!!!!11".
 
You two are defending this movie:
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I am never watching that. It is a blackwashed capeshit children's movie that looks like it was designed to boost ESG scores. What the fuck is wrong with you?

I like how you link the cover as if that alone is a mic drop moment.

Yeah sorry to break it to you but you're gonna have to provide a better case for why the movie is bad than "IT HAS A NIGGER ON THE COVER!!!11!1!!!!11".

If all you see is Spider-Nig, then you are blind as to why it's making money. It actually has CHARECTER. If you won't watch a movie because black people are in it, my gosh, I guess you just watch anime.
 
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