While funny, that didn't happen. That so didn't happen that it might have happened, just certainly not to this guy. I mean, first red flag is a Redditor getting a date. The second red flag is that she would ever admit that shit on a first date; women are far more subtle when they're trying to be a gold-digger. Third red flag is a Redditor getting a date, again. That's just far too unbelievable for me. Fourth and final flag is that it's r/AITAH, which literally never reads as anything but fanfiction.