Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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When she was at her highest weight, the top of her cheeks developed points. I noticed the other day the points are coming back.

She was talking again about her gallbladder. Can any med kiwi's explain something to me? I've never understood why when people lose a lot of weight like on 600 lb life, sometimes they get gallbladder problems. I don't get how they didn't get it eating massive amounts of fatty foods, but when they stop, they get it? Google is not my friend because I can only find info on that there is a lot of fat being processed out of the body, but they don't explain why eating crap all day doesn't cause it as much
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"One risk factor for developing gallbladder problems is rapid weight loss. As your body burns fat quickly, some of the cholesterol in the liver seeps into the bile, which can cause cholesterol gallstones. You can develop gallstones if you lose and gain weight repeatedly. Other risk factors include a diet high in fat and cholesterol, family history and a diagnosis of diabetes. People over the age of 60 are more likely to develop gallstones, as are women and those taking cholesterol-lowering medications."

It seems like it (for a while at least), the cholesterol mostly remains in the liver, keeping it from causing trouble anywhere else. And the liver is pretty resiliant and can take a lot of damage/repair itself before you start developing problems. And to be real: the fatties DO get gallbladder issues. One little memory hook for first responders/first aiders for guessing if the person's pain is related to the gall bladder is "FAT FORTY FEMALE FRIED FOODS". I guess the 40s and up is when the 'regular fat' body starts to fall apart from the abuse of constantly eating shit foods. Deathfats hit this breakdown stage sooner. I would guess that their gall bladders are already heavily battered, and then the liver purging the surplus cholesterol it's been holding just sends it over the edge.

And of course, Amber's a lying liar who lies. She's had gall bladder issues since her early 20s, and has NEVER had 'rapid weight loss' EVER. Approx 3lbs/wk during the "89 el-beez" saga (not rapid for deathfats), and 2lbs/wk after the Becky breakup. She cries about her "gall bladder" to avoid dieting - I mean, it's kinda the song of her people. And yet she always conviently ignores the NAFLD she ate her way into, which is what exacerbates the gall bladder issues later on (she's accidentally given enough info away to suspect she's turned her liver into an EPIC foie gras). Amber's not special or unique, so I'm sure this is the issue with many other deathfats as well.

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On the topic of her "89 el-beez", Amber has always claimed she was 420 lbs, and got down to 331 lbs. I was listening to Mr Snowflake while working on something. He created a set of videos where he reads Amber's old AskFMs and other social media oversharing bullshit. During the saga of the 89 el-beez, Amber boasts about her weight loss online. Oddly enough, the online boasting falls short of the 89lb (I think she said she was 'in the 340s' which in Amberspeak means 349.8 or something). And IMMEDIATELY after that you see her weight creep back up in the posts. And then she posted her first YouTube video where she claimed to be 368 lbs. It looks like she never quite got near the 89lb mark, which means that her weight loss during that time would have been even lower than 3lbs/wk.
 
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I may be imagining things, but she seems to have gone off the deep end a bit since getting to fuck off out that weight loss clinic. Her shit was always clearly made up, but had the air of a story that 13 year old tells to get attention. Now, her stories are so on the nose fake that everyone is just laughing.
Jerry Springer never had a guest on as delusional as this cow, and there is something truly amazing about it.
Someone looking as fat as ever sitting on her shelf dispensing weight loss advice and acting dainty has gotten to the point of a cruel joke. It's like the inverse of Eugenia Cooney.
 
She's 33 years old. She's been obese since she was probably 5. 28 years of being obese.
Very true. I did not word that properly at all.

But fuck 350 at 15 is crazy. 70 pounds for every three years of her life.

I know it didn't work out this way but :

Age 3 - 70 lbs
Age 6 - 140 lbs
Age 9 - 210 lbs
Age 12 - 280 lbs
Age 15 - 350 lbs

The crazy thing is that she did admit to being 200 at the age of 11 so this not that a far off. Lets say she was 200 at 11 and 350 at 15, that means in four years she gained 140 pounds. That's 3 pounds a month for four years straight while having the metabolism of a preteen.

Fuck Amber but JFC her parent's are truly scum.
 
Jesus fuck her face is back to full moon 572.4 status.

I wanna see the handwriting of this "friend". Either she paid the uber eats guy extra to write things while she inhaled the Mcdonalds OR she just wrote them herself the way she always does because literally no one cares enough. Why would this friend who doesn't know jack shit about her choose a Destiny question?
 
Let's take a moment to talk about this cringy and ugly ass thumbnail. What a face.

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Amber Lynn Reid BREAKS UP with Jade/Wifey, My Girlfriend.

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*Insert whale songs*


Edit to add a few highlights:

  • I dont know if i'm going to regret this but
  • Faline and I have broken up
  • It was mutual
  • Wearing the same thing she wore yesterday, cried off all her makeup. Cant stop crying.
  • Mourning a death
  • Knowing that ONE DAY she's going to wake up and she's not there (but she's still there, are you forcing her to sleep with you still? gross)
  • But she envisioned her whole future with her, and she did the same. but this was mutual.
  • There have been some things that have been just like ..... (like the polyamoury and her fucking other, attractive, fuckable people?)
  • Sometimes love just isnt enough (enough for what? to keep wiping your stank ass?)
  • Just needs to be single
  • This happened literally before fireworks last night (July 4?)
  • There will be people questioning and saying you seemed so happy and this has been the most passionate relationship i've been in on BOTH SIDES (all this passion! But love wasnt enough.. for what again? Love and passion. what could have been missing? Lah)
  • Will be moving. Faline will help me. She will be moving. we have a timeline. (She mentioned in the cards in a box QA that a MALE FRIEND came over and put together for her...that maybe she'd do an appartment tour before the move. so the breakup and the move were already planned and decided before the QA... all of this is PERFORMATIVE. It does explain why she looked like particular absolute shit in that video. And didnt someone make a comment about the male friend fucking Jade? Nailed it.)
  • I just look around at everything and (all the black naked lesbian decorations?)
  • Not everything is perfect behind the scenes(Chantal BEHIND THE SCENESE GUISE!)

Ok This is as far as I can get. This performative video is absolutely pathetic. God bless your gorls on a proper recap. I dont have the liquor or the liver capacity today.
 
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MMW: This is so close to the "why I'm not getting WLS/ I just don't feel good about it" for it to just be random coincidence.

Also: Jade broke up with her before fireworks on the 4th but it was a "mutual decision" and she will not be discussing any further details. She's been cryeeeeen all day, called methmomma cause she has no friends to talk to other than Jade, doesn't like being in Kentucky, says it's "not for her", but that she'll be living alone now (which is the first time you can see a real flicker of panic from Fat Al).
 
This is a wonderful development. I am personally thrilled at the prospect of a new caretaker that will be willing to be on camera so they can finger paint together.
I'm thrilled at the prospect of several vlogs where Amber starts raging about what a piece of shit Jade really was as soon as she's secured a brand new asswiper (just like she's done for every single other girlfriend who dumped her).
 
Ooooo. Chile. I didn't think it would happen so soon. She needs to get a big bottle of cheap wine and compose a poeem, like she did for Destiny.

I do give Jade credit for keeping everything but her hand off camera for so long. And I would like to see an Amberlynn single arc, because she's housebound and has become estranged from everyone in her inner circle since she's been on YT: Destiny, Dana, Becky, Ricky, Eric, Hannah and Rafe(?).

But, alas, the next caretaker is probably already in sight.
 
We all knew it was always around the corner and we are finally here. Despite her saying it was "mutual" its pretty obvious Amber was cherry bombed since she does not have another caretaker prepped and ready to go to take her place.

Shes for sure gonna balloon even more this summer and I for one, love that for her.

Amber also shouldnt be too sad that shes alone, her next bout of cellulitis is certain to be popping in pretty fucking soon all things considered.
 
Tinfoil hat : They didn't break up. This is a way for Wipey to leave the Amberverse / clickbait.

Now for this to be true Amber would have had to put on a pretty good act. It seemed sincere that's why I doubt it but maybe?

I guess time will tell; if she manages to keep herself somewhat clean than I could see Wipey still coming by to wash her off every now and then.
 
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