It's a shock to Amber because she invisioned her entire life with FELINE and she also did with Amber (while adamently refusing to get engaged).
Love isn't enough sometimes. Amber knows her worth and what she deserves. But Amber doesn't want to get into it right now. I guess Jade wasn't so shiny as Amber needed to pretend she was in order to shit on Becky online. Btw... I hope Becky has already blocked Ambo everywhere.
Amber said everyone's going to be questioning and saying that they seemed so happy. Fucking WHO?! We knew this was bullshit the second you both declared your undying love for each other BEFORE EVEN MEETING.
What she had with Jade was the most PASSIONATE relationship she's ever had ... ON BOTH SIDES OF THE SPECTRUM. Lot's of good and bad memories. Yeah, that's usually not a good thing. So much for Amber's constant declarations about this being the most mature relationship she's ever been in.
They'll both be moving out.
It doesn't matter why THEY broke up. Amber doesn't even know what to say (because THEY didn't make the choice, JADE did and Ambo knows she can't manipulate Jade into staying)
They are each the other half of each other's hearts.
Ambo called her mommy because she needed
a new caretaker someone to talk to.
BAMBI AND FELINE ISN'T A THING ANYMORE!
Amber thinks she's partially in shock. How does she go on (without a caretaker)?
Ambo's so special because she feels heartbreak PHYSICALLY. That's why they call it 'heartbreak', Amber. It feels like she's been hit over and over and over again with a truck, as Ambo has to have it worse than anyone else. Again, that might just be your poor cardiovascular system. Might want to get that checked out, Amber. Better call an UBER!!
Ambo acts like she hates herself, but she knows what she deserves. Don't worry, Amber, everyone KNEW you didn't really hate yourself. In fact, we know that you love yourself more than anyone and anything else in the whole world.
There's a PART of her that cares about Jade, and she can only give her that part of it when she wants to give more. Sounds like Jade has had enough of being servant to a toddler queen.
Amber's so sad that she doesn't want to shower. Come on, let's be real: you never wanted to do that anyway
Amber just wants to turn to food, and eat to numb it out. What a good use of time that therapeutic therapy was. Again, this is what you always want to do, anyway.
She's gonna live alone but she doesn't want to say where and when.
Amber thanks YouTube, but not her audience. She actually admits being appreciative of yakking into a camera (and staring at herself in the viewfinder, no doubt), and then posting it for money. This emotional dumping is so therapeutic. Anyone want to tell Ambo that the definition of something being 'therapeutic' is that it actually IMPROVES the patient's condition?
It helps her understand herself - despite admitting in this video she doesn't know herself at all.
Again she says that why they broke up doesn't matter. Yeah, this is sounding a lot like Jade dumped her ass because Amber's completely intollerable.
[Skipping this part, as it's all just repetition]
Amber has to keep her distance, because Jade is trying to 'hook' her and Amber has to keep saying 'I can't'. Careful, Amber, you're gonna OD from doing so much COPIUM.
OOP, my connection froze for a second... oh, it's the adblocker. MID-ROLL!! OF COURSE THE BITCH MONITIZED THIS!!
Amber doesn't want Jade to sleep in the bed with her. Amber slept alone last night (you know, from 4am to 2pm), and acts like this is some big step from her (and that it was HORRIBLE due to her abandonment issues). Wasn't this the shit her therapeutic therapy was supposed to deal with? Didn't she say that she got over this? Sorry, Ambo, Jade isn't nearly the same level of retarded slug as your previous gfs, and won't be as easy to emotionally manipulate.
Amber has to do so much physically and metaphorically to get to her destination. Don't worry, Amber: your final destination is way closer than you think.
Amber doesn't have ANYONE for her... then corrects herself and says 'anyone HERE'. Too late, Ambo. We know you've chased away everyone with your vile personality.
Kentucky wasn't for her, it never was for her. You know, just like Virginia wasn't... or Florida... or Arizona... (Maybe Oklahoma will be more to her liking?)
"I came here for somebody, stayed her for somebody, and was STUCK her for somebody". Cut the dramatics, Amber. You DRAGGED Jade from NEW YORK to be there, because you've eaten yourself to immobility.
Now she gets to be free (.... like a bird? Maybe a pigeon...)
