Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

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Guess there are limits to even what a gold NIGGER can take, lmao. She's a lah, but I don't think she's smart or talented enough to fake distress and panic like this. I hope I'm not wrong, I can't stand this wipey arc- since its inception, we've lost every side character including butlers, the subforum had to be collapsed, and we were reduced to talking about some retard frog's video for like 3 pages. This has to end, we have been patient and we deserve the lonely hermit rage arc.
 
Oooo, the lahs are flying baybee. "Mutual"= FatAl got her ginormous shelf ass dumped AGAIN.

The self-pity is off the charts. Whatchu gonna DO, Fatass? Yer in a pickle now. MethMom better keep her skanky head down or she's gonna be FatAl's next caregiver.

On the other hand, "Hey Becky, hey Becky"--yer 600LB ATM is mooing for you, trot on over quick before it gets away. (well, doesn't have to be THAT quick as it takes FatAl an hour to move from the couch to the kitchen).

This is brilliant
 
:ratface: This is absolutely fucking fantastic! :ratface:

Amberlynn, the adult obese grizzly, is now without a caretaker, she doesn't feel like showering (never did, but ever so often Wipey would hose her down) and just wants to eat. She is fatter than ever. 600 lbs? Damn, this bitch might reach 700 lbs before her death date in November 2023.

So many questions! Who is the next caretaker? How long will she go without a shower? Why did Wipey leave her? How many lbs per week will she gain? What facility is she moving to? How long till she starts claiming Wipey abused her?

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I can't wait (for November)! :optimistic:
 
YEAH!!!!! Finally something worth a recap. Plot summary with commentary. No no, don't sit down - go grab your jacket; we're going NOW!!!

It's a shock to Amber because she invisioned her entire life with FELINE and she also did with Amber (while adamently refusing to get engaged).

Love isn't enough sometimes. Amber knows her worth and what she deserves. But Amber doesn't want to get into it right now. I guess Jade wasn't so shiny as Amber needed to pretend she was in order to shit on Becky online. Btw... I hope Becky has already blocked Ambo everywhere.

Amber said everyone's going to be questioning and saying that they seemed so happy. Fucking WHO?! We knew this was bullshit the second you both declared your undying love for each other BEFORE EVEN MEETING.

What she had with Jade was the most PASSIONATE relationship she's ever had ... ON BOTH SIDES OF THE SPECTRUM. Lot's of good and bad memories. Yeah, that's usually not a good thing. So much for Amber's constant declarations about this being the most mature relationship she's ever been in.

They'll both be moving out.

It doesn't matter why THEY broke up. Amber doesn't even know what to say (because THEY didn't make the choice, JADE did and Ambo knows she can't manipulate Jade into staying)

They are each the other half of each other's hearts.

Ambo called her mommy because she needed a new caretaker someone to talk to.

BAMBI AND FELINE ISN'T A THING ANYMORE!

Amber thinks she's partially in shock. How does she go on (without a caretaker)?

Ambo's so special because she feels heartbreak PHYSICALLY. That's why they call it 'heartbreak', Amber. It feels like she's been hit over and over and over again with a truck, as Ambo has to have it worse than anyone else. Again, that might just be your poor cardiovascular system. Might want to get that checked out, Amber. Better call an UBER!!

Ambo acts like she hates herself, but she knows what she deserves. Don't worry, Amber, everyone KNEW you didn't really hate yourself. In fact, we know that you love yourself more than anyone and anything else in the whole world.

There's a PART of her that cares about Jade, and she can only give her that part of it when she wants to give more. Sounds like Jade has had enough of being servant to a toddler queen.

Amber's so sad that she doesn't want to shower. Come on, let's be real: you never wanted to do that anyway :P

Amber just wants to turn to food, and eat to numb it out. What a good use of time that therapeutic therapy was. Again, this is what you always want to do, anyway.

She's gonna live alone but she doesn't want to say where and when.

Amber thanks YouTube, but not her audience. She actually admits being appreciative of yakking into a camera (and staring at herself in the viewfinder, no doubt), and then posting it for money. This emotional dumping is so therapeutic. Anyone want to tell Ambo that the definition of something being 'therapeutic' is that it actually IMPROVES the patient's condition?

It helps her understand herself - despite admitting in this video she doesn't know herself at all.

Again she says that why they broke up doesn't matter. Yeah, this is sounding a lot like Jade dumped her ass because Amber's completely intollerable.

[Skipping this part, as it's all just repetition]

Amber has to keep her distance, because Jade is trying to 'hook' her and Amber has to keep saying 'I can't'. Careful, Amber, you're gonna OD from doing so much COPIUM.

OOP, my connection froze for a second... oh, it's the adblocker. MID-ROLL!! OF COURSE THE BITCH MONITIZED THIS!!

Amber doesn't want Jade to sleep in the bed with her. Amber slept alone last night (you know, from 4am to 2pm), and acts like this is some big step from her (and that it was HORRIBLE due to her abandonment issues). Wasn't this the shit her therapeutic therapy was supposed to deal with? Didn't she say that she got over this? Sorry, Ambo, Jade isn't nearly the same level of retarded slug as your previous gfs, and won't be as easy to emotionally manipulate.

Amber has to do so much physically and metaphorically to get to her destination. Don't worry, Amber: your final destination is way closer than you think.

Amber doesn't have ANYONE for her... then corrects herself and says 'anyone HERE'. Too late, Ambo. We know you've chased away everyone with your vile personality.

Kentucky wasn't for her, it never was for her. You know, just like Virginia wasn't... or Florida... or Arizona... (Maybe Oklahoma will be more to her liking?)

"I came here for somebody, stayed her for somebody, and was STUCK her for somebody". Cut the dramatics, Amber. You DRAGGED Jade from NEW YORK to be there, because you've eaten yourself to immobility.

Now she gets to be free (.... like a bird? Maybe a pigeon...)

TL;DR: This is just 10 minutes of rambling and emotional dumping. Amber makes it out like the breakup was mutual and that Jade is trying to 'hook' her back and Amber is resisting. Despite this, everything in the video makes it clear that Jade dumped her, and Amber's emotional manipulations aren't working. Amber says that this was the most passionate relationship she's ever been in, ON BOTH SIDES OF THE SPECTRUM (implying toxic/abusive elements?) Amber and Jade will be moving - which is what she said during the Becky breakup, so let's see if she can get another asswiper in a few days and then stay. Amber shits on Kentucky, but doesn't say when or where she's going to move (just that she'll be 'alone'). This has the exact same tone as every other breakup - showing that nothing has emotionally or mentally changed with Amber since the beginning of her channel.


[Edited to correct typos and grammatical issues because holy shit that was bad. I may have missed some. Sorry]
 
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Wipey allegedly paid half the bills so Hamtard could live in her luxury disability-friendly apartment. Fatties gonna need to downsize big time if she wants to finance her expert laygos and ubereats addiction. No driver's license, too fat for public transport, too swooleeen for an uber or taxi. I have no clue how she's gonna manage.

Wipey can now rest easier knowing she doesn't have to wake up to the scent of brussel sprouts, cottage cheese and mustard fumigating from 600lb beast right next to her.

I will pour one out for twinky though, poor dog's not gonna see the light of day ever again :(
 
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Let's take a moment to talk about this cringy and ugly ass thumbnail. What a face.

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On the contrary, this is a hilarious thumbnail. Sure looks like the face of someone who just had a mutual break up and not someone who was dumped like a sack of potatoes by her one true love.
 
Wipey wants a threesome with a man (the visiting man the other day?) "I know my worth" ALR doesn't want to share. They fought over the same thing in the beginnng when she was talking about poly relationships and she seemed to be trying to consider it but then, nah. So transparent. But not mutual. Wipey wants it and say I'm leaving if you don't want it. Not to mention Wipey was going to be her savoir, getting her to lose weight, uh no
 
Is that mean that she is off her diet and she will quit the no-take out? I had so much hope for her.

This series, which was the most boring arc ever, might become the interesting. Will Becky come back to Amber? Will Amber move with mommy dearest? Will Amber reach the 600lb level and set a new record?

Now, we need Salah to dump Chantal, and have Chantal move with Amber so to help each other in their weight loss "journey". Chantal drives and both like food; it's kismet.
 
she should’ve appreciated Becky more. Someone willing to wipe 600lb shit caked ass for Walmart graphic tees is hard to find.


Wipey wants a threesome with a man (the visiting man the other day?) "I know my worth" ALR doesn't want to share. They fought over the same thing in the beginnng when she was talking about poly relationships and she seemed to be trying to consider it but then, nah. So transparent. But not mutual. Wipey wants it and say I'm leaving if you don't want it. Not to mention Wipey was going to be her savoir, getting her to lose weight, uh no

That guy was probably there dropping off a P F Chang buffet. Nothing has ever suggested Jade is some poly swinger but there’s ten million examples of Amber being a bitch and smelling like soggy garbage left in the sun. no drama needed to understand why anyone would dump her.
 
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