Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

Try this one on for size then.
I call it: Dead Air
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I tried to pull a sneaky one, that video is actually recorded at x2 speed. So double the timers for dead air, 15 seconds, 19 seconds of pure silence.
Hilarious that he plays the CrackedRack song. Kiwi Farms is so evil and gives him PTSD, and yet, it seems he actually enjoys the sneeding in his thread.

And Jesus Christ, looking at him, there is nothing going on in his head. There's only one of his dumb wigglers going on in there. He's so drugged out again it's hilarious, maybe he needs to go into "rehab" again.
 
Hilarious that he plays the CrackedRack song. Kiwi Farms is so evil and gives him PTSD, and yet, it seems he actually enjoys the sneeding in his thread.

And Jesus Christ, looking at him, there is nothing going on in his head. There's only one of his dumb wigglers going on in there. He's so drugged out again it's hilarious, maybe he needs to go into "rehab" again.
That is why I can’t be bothered to watch any of his streams anymore for lols. He was clearly slow from the start but HRT and drugs have fried what little brainpower Lucas ever had.

You can literally see him using every synapse to formulate what he is saying and its the stupidest most asinine tripe.
 
Try this one on for size then.
I call it: Dead Air
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I tried to pull a sneaky one, that video is actually recorded at x2 speed. So double the timers for dead air, 15 seconds, 19 seconds of pure silence.
Lucas might legit have the slowest and most boring voice I've ever heard. Forget x2 speed, I legit think you need x4 speed just for him to sound like he's speaking at a normal pace. If you need to instantly fall alseep, I don't think you'll find anything more effective than his dead air streams. He's so fucking bad that all his shitty SunnyV2 Leafy commentary rip off videos do is merely edit out the dead air and just leave you with his mind numbing voice. I've never seen a content creator who is so fucking shit that not even a shit ton of editing can remotely salvage them. I would also say that I feel that compared to his content from last year around this time, he feels twice as slow.
 
Hilarious that he plays the CrackedRack song. Kiwi Farms is so evil and gives him PTSD, and yet, it seems he actually enjoys the sneeding in his thread.

And Jesus Christ, looking at him, there is nothing going on in his head. There's only one of his dumb wigglers going on in there. He's so drugged out again it's hilarious, maybe he needs to go into "rehab" again.
Fucking lol he's so desperate for the Farms to notice him, he's drowning in irrelevance you can see he's longing for being center stage again.
And yeah, there's really nothing going on in that balding head, I think his synapses have fallen out with his hair, you can see him struggling to even form a thought, just rocking like a Romanian orphan to songs shitting on him with that manic, vacant grin on his face.
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I'm glad he's having fun at least
Dudes lost it.
 
Keffals is a lot less posty on Bluesky all of a sudden. For some reason, our nigga Lucas is not posting obsessively there anymore. It might be the realisation that he is hated there as well. He was posting up a storm the last couple of days, and now he's still being a sperg there, but posting less. Quick catchup from last time:

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Little bit late to the drama here, Lucas.

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Showing his penis envy again. He wishes he could do faggot shit like this.

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I guess he's not returning because other trannies are getting pwned by the Zucc's his jannies.

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Even the potatonigger EllenFromNowOn his ISP is getting sick of Keffals his dumb boring streams.

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You're welcome Lucas. I guess you'd be happier if you didn't become a eunuch.
 
he fully believes that he acts like a real woman because he has never been outside or around enough real women to properly emulate them. all he has to go on are his mom and whatever he has seen online.
I don't even know if he sees himself as a true and honest woman, but some sort of 3rd untouchable gender. It goes women<<<<<men<<ascended Male to Female, where he and others trick everyone into giving the goddamn attention and power they fucking deserved that stupid women don't realize they have, and they're also better for said higher class knows how to be a woman much better than "woman".

Lucas is just too retarded to have realised that before he claimed it the best most supportive social network he could find.
He'd only be satisfied with a group of bots that constantly asspat him, then another group of evil bots for him to dunk on and the good people cheer.

You'd never guess this is recorded at 1.25x speed.
I still think his main drug of choice is heroin or other opiod. He don't act coke-y to me. The slowdown on everything helps back that up for me.

I think he's mostly triggered now by having to laugh at our shitposting and sneeding, and he might have realised he took on a website he would have really wanted to join if he didn't chop his dick off and troon out. Him stealing the shooped pic of shooting at the Twin Towers is basically proof of that.
And yet, due to his insistence on starting drama for his own enjoyment between people, dunking on randos to look better, oversharing, and attentionwhoring, he'd still become a cow. The saddest part is thst I don't think any community would love him due to his crippling addiction to being a dick to others.
 
I know it is because of how cramped it must be living in an Irish flat, crammed with streaming equipment, but part of me hopes Lucas changed to this new camera angle to hide his baldness.
With him constantly mentioning or showing shit we talk about in this thread, I am sure Lucas read the comments in this thread about his bald spot and changed the angle for that reason.
 
Ways Kiwifarms can tell a tranny is a man in drag:
- Shoulders
- Adam's apple
- AGP Smirk
- Male Pattern Baldness
- Eunuch hunch
- Pirated pornography
- Jawline
- Bone structure
- Terminally online
- Twitter biography

New to the list:
His farting.

You are a man, Luke.

- as soon as they open their mouths bc of their demon voices. or funny voices like Elliot Dong-Gone bc he sounds like Kermit.
 
With him constantly mentioning or showing shit we talk about in this thread, I am sure Lucas read the comments in this thread about his bald spot and changed the angle for that reason.
If Lucas just accepted he was a man with male patterned baldness from his Italian side of the family he wouldn’t have to worry. Men go bald.


Now that fucking hideous hunchback and gunt on the hand. Yikes.
 
Keffals accidentally flashed up a Discord when starting a call with Tipster on Saturday's stream.

It appears Tipster has left the Commentary Community and traded it in for a Keffals run Discord called the "Content Union" which consists of:
  • Jalyn the N Word Spammer
  • Tipster the Chaser
  • Xanderhal the Scot
  • Fembro (who?)
  • Gayfesh
  • Thaena the Vaush Mod
  • Nattie Forsyth the Mentally Unstable
I don't recognize the others just from the name/profile pictures
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Notably they're talking about poly relationships in the text chat though.
With him constantly mentioning or showing shit we talk about in this thread, I am sure Lucas read the comments in this thread about his bald spot and changed the angle for that reason.
Eh, I think if Enny or Keffals actually read this thread they'd have talked about that little admission of mine about how I went off the reservation at the start of the Cancellation Arc. The songs are available on Youtube, I imagine for Keffals, just like for many Kiwi's, this thread is now too boring to bother to read. (Fuck I'm bored)
 
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Keffals accidentally flashed up a Discord when starting a call with Tipster on Saturday's stream.

It appears Tipster has left the Commentary Community and traded it in for a Keffals run Discord called the "Content Union" which consists of:
  • Jalyn the N Word Spammer
  • Tipster the Chaser
  • Xanderhal the Scot
  • Fembro (who?)
  • Gayfesh
  • Thaena the Vaush Mod
  • Nattie Forsyth the Mentally Unstable
I don't recognize the others just from the name/profile pictures
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Notably they're talking about poly relationships in the text chat though.

Eh, I think if Enny or Keffals actually read this thread they'd have talked about that little admission of mine about how I went off the reservation at the start of the Cancellation Arc. The songs are available on Youtube, I imagine for Keffals, just like for many Kiwi's, this thread is now too boring to bother to read. (Fuck I'm bored)
its like tipster the beaner boy jumped over the border again, trying to run away from the community
 
I do love that he's finally in Europe and didn't go to Twitchcon Paris.
Probably one of the smartest things he's done actually given the state France is in. He'd probably be hung or thrown off a rooftop by one of the Muslims there and the police wont even care. They'd just blame it on video games.
 
I still think his main drug of choice is heroin or other opiod. He don't act coke-y to me. The slowdown on everything helps back that up for me.
I agree. I just railed about this elsewhere, but to my knowledge some random troon said Lucas was on coke and a lot of people just accepted it. The troon was a nobody with little if any known association with Lucas, Lucas's affect is (most of the time) incompatible with being on any kind of stimulant, his previously claimed addiction was to opioids - but still the idea that he was on coke has stuck, seemingly because one retard on Twitter said it as if he had the inside scoop.

I also agree that he still monitors the thread because he's an attention whore. More specifically, a troll who thinks any reaction is a good reaction and has internalised the Oscar Wilde quote, "The only thing worse than being talked about, is not being talked about," to a pathetic degree.
 
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