Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

Procrastinhater said:
Imagine exploring cylopean ruins deep in some Jungle, and you see something moving back down a tunnel, and in the shadow on the wall you see this hunched over shadow, virgin walking towards you with a strangely square head...
Click to expand...
As horrific as this thing is, it's weaker than even the weakest Lovecraft monster.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • DRINK!
Reactions: Chester Rigby, innocent jogger, WonderWino and 8 others
AnOminous said:
As horrific as this thing is, it's weaker than even the weakest Lovecraft monster.
Click to expand...
Even relatively weak ones like the Whately Twins can fuck up a farming town, Elliot struggles with a single website that actively avoids and does not fight him.
Christ, he even has troonery and all the social inclusivity he can stuff his fat head with and he still can't keep us down.

He describes taking Kiwifarms down as a second job, but holy fuck is he bad at that job. Of course he's part of the quiet-quitting generation.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Onni Kalsarikännit, Chester Rigby, Accidental Protege and 5 others
Procrastinhater said:
Imagine exploring cylopean ruins deep in some Jungle, and you see something moving back down a tunnel, and in the shadow on the wall you see this hunched over shadow, virgin walking towards you with a strangely square head...
Click to expand...
Someone should make this as a low budget horror game with shitty Unity assets and send it to Markiplier or somebody.
 
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: ‘84 Fuckerbird Trans Man, Neo-Nazi Rich Evans, Procrastinhater and 3 others
ToroidalBoat said:
From what I've heard, Asians in Asia are naturally OK with non-Asians enjoying stuff from Asia.
Click to expand...
Except anime then they want those fat filthy unwashed bastards to give them their money but stay the fuck out of Tokyo.
Paranoia Machine said:
He describes taking Kiwifarms down as a second job, but holy fuck is he bad at that job.
Click to expand...
It's not like he has a first job other than a spot on a masthead, and when he's there, he spends most of his time sending out weird threats to people on his honeycomb email as if honeycomb will intimidate anyone.
Paranoia Machine said:
Even relatively weak ones like the Whately Twins can fuck up a farming town, Elliot struggles with a single website that actively avoids and does not fight him.
Click to expand...
Naw, I mean shit like gugs and night-gaunts, not the sons of Yog-Sothoth.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Informative
Reactions: Manat, Chester Rigby, ToroidalBoat and 6 others
Paranoia Machine said:
So much of me wants this to be just funny, but it's kind of terrifying that some blind deformed monster with freaky features will be lurking around the back alleys of our forum, scraping information using any alternate to sight to continue their prowl for Kiwi blood. Like some kind of eldritch creature, when they aren't on the hunt, they voluntarily bleed themselves from the groin daily for purposes far too alien for our understanding and practice depraved rituals to anthropomorphic depictions of what they yearn to become.

Big difference is that Lovecraftian entities are actually competent, Elliot is just retarded.
Click to expand...
Stay off the farms. Stick to men's clothes. Beware the troon.

--a chinky troon in Canada
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • DRINK!
Reactions: Poonocchio, Kees H, Neo-Nazi Rich Evans and 5 others
AirdropShitposts said:
"rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape" - Honeycomb.io Field CTO Liz Fong Jones on his life goals.
Click to expand...
This is a blatant fabrication and misrepresentation of his words out of context.

He said "rape" more than 22 times.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Winner
Reactions: Onni Kalsarikännit, Chester Rigby, innocent jogger and 16 others
Spotted in the wild; had to do a double take.
(L)(A)
1688794627133.png
 
  • Informative
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Surfherder, Tealeaf, Harvey Danger and 12 others
xn--mck1c said:
Spotted in the wild; had to do a double take.
(L)(A)
View attachment 5198470
Click to expand...
So it looks like Glitch is just...a "website builder" with a code editor and place to host code? Why not just download any of the myriad of free code editors and use a free service like Github or (less pozzed) Gitgud?

No wonder Elliot likes it, it's the exact bullshit tech snake oil he sells at Honeycomb.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Marvin, Manat, Chester Rigby and 10 others
Markass the Worst said:
So it looks like Glitch is just...a "website builder" with a code editor and place to host code? Why not just download any of the myriad of free code editors and use a free service like Github or (less pozzed) Gitgud?

No wonder Elliot likes it, it's the exact bullshit tech snake oil he sells at Honeycomb.
Click to expand...
Also, "Now Part of Fastly" who no-dong has shilled before I think.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
  • DRINK!
Reactions: Marvin, Nitro!, Pee Cola and 6 others
If I ever woke up one day looking and feeling like that block-headed faggot, I would find the nearest sharp object and 41% myself. All you have to do is take one look at Liz Fong Jones to know that he must be in a state of constant unending agony and misery.

He really is like a real life version of that creature at the end of I have no mouth and I must scream. Onlying instead of mouths and screaming, it's dicks and jacking off. Truly only Satan would put the most wicked souls into the living hell like Dong Gong's existence. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Chester Rigby, Lizard Pope, Accidental Protege and 8 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back