Baldur's Gate III Announced - ...and it's coming to Google Stadia and PC

Fighting Type Pokemon said:
The Release Showcase just dropped, and it is my dubious pleasure to let you all know that we now have a game where you can literally get fucked by a bear.

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Roll for anal circumference! And those fucking shrieking harpies in the audience, gotta cheer for buttsex.

Having romance companions in RPG was a mistake, and I doubt any of the female models look any way presentable.
 
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a bear fucking a vampire, just what i was looking for in my Baldur's Gate II sequel
 
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Well, at the very least they also revealed a new background you can select for your MC -- 'Dark Urge', which fills you with a desire to constantly murder everything and you get the appropriate dialogue options to do so.
 
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Fighting Type Pokemon said:
The Release Showcase just dropped, and it is my dubious pleasure to let you all know that we now have a game where you can literally get fucked by a bear.

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Says alot about the kinds of degenerate creeps that must be working at larian that somebody suggested players being able to get fucked by a bear and nobody pointed out thats neither appropriate nor does it reflect well on the company. No fucking way that place isn't full of furries and troons

Says just as much about the audience praising it and the loons in the comments defending it. Would be real interesting to see the company respond to pissed off parents who walk in on their kids playing the game and seeing that scene. Its literal furry porn
 
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Yay, finally fucking Dragonborns!!! *Look like badly modded Argonians*, oh no.
Maybe there more things to do, right? right?! *The double faggot elf vampirespawn is fucking a fucking bear* Jesus Christ, i'm fucking degenerate and that is all fucking wrong.
 
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WonderWino said:
Says just as much about the audience praising it and the loons in the comments defending it.
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i'm not the target audience for any of this gay furry shit but i do appreciate that they acknowledged and didn't shy away from all the depraved and perverse shit that would occur in a land where magic enables these fantasies into reality.

i mean i'm still going to slaughter all druids and vampires because of this but i respect the effort of showcasing the ramifications of hedonism without limits, they could've easily gone the Dragon Age route and make all their companions fuck missionary.
WonderWino said:
Would be real interesting to see the company respond to pissed off parents who walk in on their kids playing the game and seeing that scene. Its literal furry porn
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it's rated 18+ plus you don't need to clutch your pearls because kids typically aren't into 5E turn-based autism slogs anyway.
 
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Ok that's cool and all but until we get the ability to romance Minsc's hamster Boo I'm not going to be buying the game. So close Larian just the wrong type of animal.
WonderWino said:
Would be real interesting to see the company respond to pissed off parents who walk in on their kids playing the game and seeing that scene. Its literal furry porn
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I don't think that 99% of people who play this game are ever going to see this romance play out. Everyone is going to go for one of the girls and not some boring Druid. Honestly if BG3 is anything like 1 or 2 there's probably so much to do in the game that a lot of people are going to finishing the game without ever running into the bear druid in the first place. So there's not going to be any angry letters because hardly anyone is going to see it.
 
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Anon88 said:
Ok that's cool and all but until we get the ability to romance Minsc's hamster Boo I'm not going to be buying the game.
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Richard Gere what are you doing here?

Good to see though that not only the combat and mechanics are worse than their previous games, it's also more pozzed so I can just safely skip it.
 
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Fools Idol said:
Nice fan base you got there.
https://archive.is/20220111001315/h...threads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=804310&page=1

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I don't even have to ask "is that cut-scene with the bear real?" when there is a multi-post illustrated essay on how to fuck a child just happily siting there on the Balder's Gate forums. Who'd have thought BG would have answered the question "why are there so many troons into DnD these days?" when the answer "it's full of sick fetish bullshit as the norm now" was obvious, we just weren't paying attention and let all the old spaces be overrun.
 
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indigoisviolet said:
"why are there so many troons into DnD these days?"
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Roleplay is all they do on a day to day basis, of fucking course they're into it. Their kind of escapism from the am holes and YWNBAW is the only kind allowed these days as well.
 
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If you're wondering about things like the slippery slope and if it should be called a fallacy anymore ask yourself these questions.

Why do these people want to see someone have sex with a bear?
Why do these people seek to show other people a scene of sex with a bear?
Why are these people so insistent you accept that a scene of sex with bears is in their game?
Why do these people say "it doesn't matter because it's just fiction" when it is still about having sex with a bear?
What was the thought process behind putting a graphic sex scene of the main character having sex with a bear in their game and why did they think that was acceptable to show publicly?

If you don't actually want to fuck bears the answers to these questions should be obvious. You'd only make excuses if you wanted to find one so you could engage in unironic bestiality.
 
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