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You should let your kids be trooned because if you don't they'll cut off contact with you, and you ackshually don't love them!

original guy
"I think I'm a girl!"

well you're not, shut up and eat your donut

response guy
so I'm a mystical being that can tell the future

I'm gonna give you a, a play by play on what's gonna go down for the next 20 years

so I'm sitting on the floor, you might as well get comfortable while I tell you what's gonna go down

so that's gonna keep happening, it's gonna keep happening

at about 9, maybe 10, he's gonna ask for a pink colored Nerf gun instead of a blue one

and you're gonna get really passive aggressive about it, and he's not gonna know why

but he's old enough to remember shit now, and that's gonna be a problem later on

wow! 'later on' happens, 13, 14, 15, this age range is very, very important for a parent not being a cunt like you

but here we are, because whatever you say, that kid's gonna go against it and start questioning shit

and one day you're gonna catch him wearing like, crop top and you're gonna kick his ass

('cause these are the types of people that like, physically abuse their kids when they do something wrong you know)

now you don't know it yet, but you lost them forever

forever, he's gone

he's never gonna bring friends over to your house

no, he's gonna tell all his friends "yeah, my parents are assholes, can I go to your house"

and that's where he's gonna be trying on fucking feminine clothing, putting on makeup

because he knows that he's not gonna get abused by anyone by doing that, you know, it's gonna be great

he's gonna have a great time, and then college happens

he's gonna get a real taste of adulthood and freedom away from you

and I wouldn't be surprised if she fully transitioned by 20, like just completely

and in that time, you're gonna talk less and less and less and less

you're not gonna know who she's in a relationship with, if she's getting married, her first house, what state she lives in

she's never ever gonna show you her kids, never, you're never gonna meet your grandkids

and you're not gonna know why

you're gonna be so far up your own ass, that you're just not gonna accept that you have been the problem for decades

and that's it, you're gonna be on your deathbed in 40 fucking years and just go, man where did I go wrong

but I'm telling you the answer, and you're not gonna believe it, but here we are

and just as an ending note, you don't love your kids

love is unconditional, what you do is very conditional, "be exactly how I want you to be or I'm not gonna love you"

you don't fucking love your kids, don't you dare pretend

don't you tell them that you love them without meaning it
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I love his optimistic assessment that "she" is going to have kids and there's going to be grandkids for the original parent to never meet. Highly doubtful when he cuts his cock and balls off. No, what's more realistic is that he will kill himself when it sinks in that he turned his life into a living neverending medical nightmare for the sake of a fetish.

There's many things wrong with this tiktok, but assuming that there's nothing wrong with trooning out is the biggest.
 
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Yo don't know if there's a better thread (thought maybe breadtube but that's youtube shit, right?) but here's a fart sniffing Ginger communist in a poly relationship (doesn't sound too unique but hear me out).

His name is John Bradley-Lestrange, AKA The History Wizard, TikTok is here, https://www.tiktok.com/@thehistorywizard .
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(sure about that?)
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He works at the Liberty Hall Museum and is an adjunct professor for Kean University (cuckfessor lol).

His Amazon bio:
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He acts like a professional historian and has the most made up sounding degree, being that of Holocaust and Genocide History, despite the limited scope of his degree he still attempts to act like a know it all about all of history. His deep knowledge is shared in the form of TikTok videos about dogwhistles and being intentionally dishonest with said dogwhistles and with "information" shared, such as stating "but capitalism" in response to a person stating Communist death tolls and not defining what counts as "deaths under capitalism" (https://www.tiktok.com/@thehistorywizard/video/7226001764649159978)

This stunning intellectual has also published very thought provoking reads, such as "Representations of Genocide in Cartoons", here's a line from said book
"Despite the fact that many cartoons are designed for an adult audience, the word genocide is rarely, if ever, uttered by animated characters", and the first proper chapter is about Avatar: The last airbender, so many FUCKING PAGES about Avatar before the next chapter is about The Legend of Korra, following the exact same format and overexplanation of everything. "Academics" are such retards.

Here's him on a podcast talking about the deep storytelling of Pokemon Arceus (https://redcircle.com/shows/the-cha...dcast/ep/b3f1e8a9-02d7-4d11-9d1e-be8c788708e5)
archive (https://archive.ph/QMMy4)


John blew up on TikTok after he talked about how his Non-Binary "spouses" partner actually loves his videos, and he, his "spouse", their partner and the partners partner had went on a trip to Glasglow and are all chums with eachother. https://www.tiktok.com/@thehistorywizard/video/7234262470473354539

This caused a massive amount of "Stiches", which are basically people on TikTok responding to another TikTok in an insulting manner and basically led to the entirety of the white nationalist community on TikTok (both the Slavic Pride and Western White Pride groups) to insult, mock and belittle him with videos and edits which can only be described as esoteric in how autisticly zoomer they are.

His response to these is to turn off comments and attempt to appear tough by wearing a tanktop while looking flabby and making "but actually" responses. Overall, he's an intellectual faggot but maybe he might be worth watching incase he becomes more retarded.
(here's a video of him doing a handstand https://www.tiktok.com/@thehistorywizard/video/7230190510445579563 )
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Dox info :
Name: John Bradley-Lestrange, Born 1990.
Address : 127 Mountain Pkwy, Green Brook 08812, Dunellen, NJ

Links:
Blog: https://johnlestrange.wordpress.com (archive: https://archive.ph/UlYs8)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/profjohnstrange
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_history_wizard/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thehistorywizard

(Note: I have archives of included TikToks but trying to upload via TOR is hell and archive.ph doesn't work with TikTok)
 
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Markass the Worst said:
You should let your kids be trooned because if you don't they'll cut off contact with you, and you ackshually don't love them!
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Stopped watching at the college part: troons with parents who beat them for being fags dont make it to college, they dont even finish school because they are kicked out, this is not me making shit up this is what troons who had those kind of parents always say happened to them which is how many end as hookers doing meth and getting beat to death by a trucker in the middle of nowhere

And where are his imaginary kids and husband in that video? why is he filming himself in a dim shitty room alone with a cheap ceiling fan instead?
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insult, mock and belittle him with videos and edits which can only be described as esoteric in how autisticly zoomer they are.
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Go Lift Some Bitches said:
Yo don't know if there's a better thread (thought maybe breadtube but that's youtube shit, right?) but here's a fart sniffing Ginger communist in a poly relationship (doesn't sound too unique but hear me out).

His name is John Bradley-Lestrange, AKA The History Wizard, TikTok is here, https://www.tiktok.com/@thehistorywizard .
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This homo is getting dragged on far right/white nationalist IG too. That's where I first saw him. Lot of funny edits of him with "stupid laser eyes" and sonnenrads.

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Let me see if my phone Tor will allow attachments. Right now only PC posting works for me on that front.
 
Go Lift Some Bitches said:
His response to these is to turn off comments and attempt to appear tough by wearing a tanktop while looking flabby and making "but actually" responses. Overall, he's an intellectual faggot but maybe he might be worth watching incase he becomes more retarded.
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Lmao he privated his account.

He also has a video on YouTube where he does a handstand because someone called him "scrawny and weak," and I guess he has that same need Chris did to prove that "I AM STRONG!" Can't wait to see him do some curls with 50lb 12-packs of lemonade.
 
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Here's a few, a number of them have been taken down but these were from the top accounts when searching History Wizard






 

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Null said:
6. Anyone with a TikTok account over the age of 25 is a pedophile.
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Hey man I'm just there for the updates on that Diesel-electric truck company and for korok war crimes. The algorithm doesn't even show me teenagers or kids anymore

 
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TokiBun said:
Rate me if I’m late, (I looked and didn’t find any mentions in the thread,) but the newest cow of tiktok everyone is dunking on is Fuzzz99 aka Mol.

What is special about Mol exactly? Being so fucking annoying even the woke preteens on the app cannot stand her. She has United people from across race, sexuality, and political affiliations to a common cause: roasting the absolute shit out of her tiktoks.

Examples with roasts and some originals:


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Common memes used to clown on Mol are;
Brush your tongue.
The effects of Steven Universe.
Laughing that she doesn’t know what Zaza means.
Questioning why she’s so loud.
Wondering what her prerogative is.

To be honest she could have some cow potential? She turned off her comments but people have been making fun of her for almost a month now it’s fascinating to me. Usually she’d go unnoticed as another annoying user on the platform but absolutely no one likes her or can stand her. I’ve only seen one video defending her and that was weeks ago.
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Why are Pooners pink?
 
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A brit making finger guns at the end gave me a mental lol since owning firearms is short of impossible over there.

To the content itself, absolute mush. I guess you get to know about different brands and types of butter. But did I NEED to know? I could have gone my whole life without knowing what smoked salmon butter was and still have lived the human experience. And people find this popular enough that people keep making the same type of videos over and over. My generation's attention span fell off a cliff once cheap smartphones hit the market, fml
 
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